Jose Reyes
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| Jose Reyes | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 2
{{Ibrow|Top 25?|[[No}} |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Shooting
On October 21 2013, our hero Jose grabbed his dad's 9mm Ruger SR9C handgun and 2 magazines from behind a fucking cereal box in a kitchen cabinet.................GREAT PARENTING DAD! Then his mom gets him dressed in a school hoodie and some khaki shorts and then they head out for the car. Once Jose arrives at Sparks he's about to get out of the car when......HUH! OH NO! OUR HERO'S BEEN COMPROMISED! HIS MUM FOUND THE HANDGUN----actually his mom sees Jose's BB rifle sticking out of his backpack. Jose tries to lie to her saying his teacher needs it for a "Science project" But of course, the worried as fuck mom forces him to leave it in the car. HE BOUGHT FUCKING BB PELLETS WITH HIM TO USE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Jose makes his way down to the basketball courts, school hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, our hero finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets made fun of by the group of degenerates for his speech problems. So like many autistic students would do, he pulls out the handgun and shoot's one of the kids square in the fucking shoulder. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for shit. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him "No!" and to back away from him, but then our hero shoots him straight in the abdomen, somehow killing him instantly. A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then points the gun at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, just so our hero can increase his K/D ratio, he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, but only wounding him. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how hes going to kill them, but doesn't even do it! So Jose then does EVEN MORE walking around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked, when he could have done the fucking obvious..... Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble cocking the gun slide. Once he cocks it, our hero decides to just end it by shooting himself in the head. He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide.
Aftermath
It turns out, the rampage ended before the cops even arrived, probably saving Jose's ass from serving juvie time had he not An hero. Upon searching his backpack, police found an Angry Birds notebook which Jose left 2 suicide notes. They also found his cellphone in which they found photos of Columbine high school pranksters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, TJ Lane, and Kip Kinkel, suggesting Jose took some inspiration. And based on internet search's from his phone and the family laptop, it seems Jose did indeed research school shootings, along with other topics like "top 10 evil children" "revenge" "bullying" "frontier middle school shooting" "what if nazis won ww2" and Super Columbine Massacre RPG. The pigs also found 69 video games owned by Jose across the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 consoles, more than 40 of them were violent(OMGG!!11 BAN ASSAULT GAMEZ!) Some of the games were from series like Call Of Duty, Battlefield, Grand Theft Auto, and Hitman. Obviously those video games didn't help him for shit. They also found strategy games which probably brainwashed his ass to talk like he was fucking Erwin Rommel.
After the shooting it was a fucking small shitstorm of media coverage for like a few days or so but then was forgotten, most likely due do the fact that school shootings happen EVERY FUCKING DAY OR SO. Though it was bought up a short time later during Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign on the topic of gun control. But after that, the shooting was pretty much forgotten.
Photo Gallery
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Jose in band class
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Jose as a student at Kate Smith Elementary
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The pwn'd n00b
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"we fucked up"
Suicide Notes
"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.And right now this school will now come to an end and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."
OMG NEWLY DISCOVERED SUICIDE NOTE!!11
"My mommy keeps prostituting herself and she once used me as a dildo so I scream bitch WTF amma go shoot up the school so *record scratch* yep that's me you are properly wondering how I ended up in this situation so anyways I don't know the kill count amma bet it's higher than those columbine fags LMFAO so amma bring my cool as fuck BB gun so when I find that nigger bitch who keeps making fun of me amma shoot his little fucking eyes out with it btw thanks dad for letting me steal your gun you fucking cunt make sure you lock shit the next time mommy whores herself out to you anyways bye fags oh and I raped the pet's as well yes know wonder Mr.Tiddles ran the fuck out of the house and got hit by a monster truck lol anyways for real now BYEEEEEEEE CUNT FUCKERS""
Wanted Level
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Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 4/20 |
| Style: | 8/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit! |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Was talked about for a few days, then forgotten |
| Bonus: | 2/20 Autistic Sperg-out |
| Total score: 15/100 (F-) | |
See Also
- Columbine - What he tried to be
- Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
- Asa Coon - At least he beat him
- Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
- Condoms - What could have prevented this