101 Dalmatian Street

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101 Dalmatian Street is a British cartoon series made by Disney to make 101 Dalmatians hip with the kids again. It is basically The Loud House, but for furfags instead of pedophiles. This show follows the various incestuous misadventures of two siblings: Dolly and Dylan. Like many other of Disney's properties, the series attracts many furries and autistic manchildren with its bright, blinding colors and bland anthropomorphic characters.

Premise

Thanks to the rich owner abandoning the house to live on an island located in buttfuck nowhere and Delilah and Doug rarely being home, Dolly and Dylan are left to take care of their 97 siblings whose names all start with the same letter as "Dildo". Like every other current Disney Channel show, wacky, toilet humor-filled antics ensue.

Characters

Animation isn't the only thing Disney recycles.

Delilah: The Mary-Sue mother who is related to the dogs from the original movie. She is a nurse dog who can sniff people's crotches and magically diagnose them with anything, even autism and STDs.

Doug: A morbidly obese Americunt who somehow became a firefighter and the father of Delilah’s failed abortions. He's somehow not fired from his job, despite the fact he does nothing but inhale 1,000 Big Macs daily. For some reason, his wife can't sniff out his obvious case of diabeetus.

Dylan: A narcissist with an autistic obsession with outer space. Him and his anorexic dyke sister have to clean up the turds of their fellow failed abortions while their parents aren't home.

Dolly: An anorexic lesbian voiced by Amethyst from Steven Universe who thinks she is Tony Hawk. 99% of the fanbase wants to rape her despite her being 12 in dog years and having a head like that of Stewie Griffin's.

Dante: A gay, whiny emo who faps to the idea of the end of the world. He blasts Linkin Park and cries in his room whenever his family calls him a faggot.

D.J: A Skrillex wannabe with no personality whatsoever. He is often seen performing at furry conventions throwing dirty diapers and used dragon dildos into the crowd.

Delgado: The token cripple. As a result of inbreeding, he was born without legs and with the most severe case of ADD.

Destiny, Dallas, and Deja Vu: Child actress triplets who are bound to become meth addicts in the future.

Dorothy: The baby of the family and the newest victim of cub porn.

Da Vinci: A pretentious hipster artist who draws shitty abstract art. The fandom will protect her at all costs despite her having only one or two personality traits like the rest of her family.

Dimitri Trio: Wigger triplets who think they’re badasses.

Diesel: Another inbred pup, this time suffering from Down's Syndrome and having a scat fetish. Disney tries to convince the viewers it's just mud, but who the fuck are they fooling?

Villains

Fergus: A fox with a golden tooth he probably stole from an Uncle Ruckus pimp. The entire Dalmatian family started a cult after him at one point, but told him fuck off and become an hero a few minutes later because plot.

Hansel: A Siberian husky, the most popular breed among dogfuckers. Dolly wanted to sniff his anus before she came out as lesbian. He also works for Fergus and is yet another cliche twist villain.

Clarissa: The Dalmatians' fat spoiled bitch of a neighbor. She is a corgi with a suspiciously phallic nose.

Fanbase

In the same manner as literally every other shitty kids cartoon under the sun, the fandom produces much lulz and cringeworthy content. The average member of the 101DS fandom is typically either a little kid or an obese autist who spends all of his hard-earned good boy points and NEETbux on the show's merch so he can stain it with his semen. Unfortunately, the latter is more common.

How to piss off a 101 Dalmatian Street fan

  • Say that zoophilia is morally wrong.
  • Claim that the show is a ripoff of The Loud House.
  • Insult their underage furry waifus.

Cancellation

101DS was fortunately sadly cancelled when Disney realized that no one outside of Britbong really gave a shit about the show, thus the show couldn't be another cashcow. As a result of this, the fanbase REEEEEEEE'd out in unison at the fact that their precious kids show was getting the axe, starting billions of useless online protests and hashtags as if their tard rage could somehow convince a soulless billion-dollar corporation.

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See Also

  • PAW Patrol: Another dog-related show for toddlers that attracts furries.
  • Furfag The people who fap to this cartoon.

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