Amiga

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A great system for retro-freaks.
A powerfull multimedia machine for music and video.
The OS of choice for creative thinking.
The greatest computer EVAR.
The faithful companion of Basement-dweller when they were growing up in the 1980s.

There are three primary sources for familiarity with Amiga: Faint childhood memories, mistaking it for Iomega, and the furry webcomic Eric W. Schwartz. Actual ownership of an Amiga is not listed 'cos to be a primary source more than a dozen people would have to admit to owning one.

Amiga Trivia

It was recently revealed that Encyclopedia Dramatica is hosted on an Amiga box.

*Amiga is the antonym of Amiga

Ghostlight owns two Amigas.
Divx-Mongool owns three Amigas.
Tfo's first computer was an Amiga 500.
ED and The Pirate Bay [1] use a shitty guru meditation error copied straight from workbench 1.1. Lame.
Amigas have the memory capacity of a calculator, yet still run as fast as any modern computer.
Sid Meier's Pirates! was much better on the Amiga. As does alot of other "dos" games.
"Amiga" is Spanish for ~~"girlfriend". The "Three Amigos" was in fact about a gay love triangle.~~ "female friend", not to be confused with "Novia" which actually means "girlfriend".
the Amiga can display 4096 colors but only about 3 can be on the screen at a given time.
Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga fanboy who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born.

Online emulated AmigaOS

Atari ST

Arch-nemesis of the Amiga with a lysergic green desktop which was made by Atari and thus it failed. Weaker than the Amiga but had a better sound chip. Fucking single sided floppies, they suck.

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