Shit nobody cares about
![](/images/thumb/b/bd/Newsfromdomo.jpg/180px-Newsfromdomo.jpg)
Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article or any other articles. Anyone who edits it is a braindead faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly a nobody, so please continue reading.
What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it, retard. (or some J-Rock).
On Wikipedia
Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
On the rest of the internet
On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.
-
OP got pwnt
-
The peanut gallery ignores OP completely and goes on to discuss something else entirely, leaving OP with his dick in a glory hole with noone on the other side.
-
Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
-
-
-
Many simply don't like to be reminded of the faggotry that has been swirling around /b/. The fight between moralfags and hatefags has reached the point where even the adolescent sociopaths of 4chan do not want to speak of it.
List of shit nobody cares about
- !
- Oneoneone
- Adamant
- !!REMP Owner
- !Mike
- "Bob"
- Just Google It
- "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
- "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
- "Prophet" Muhammad
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Goatse
- Money
- Money
- Prostitute
- $100 Laptop
- $100 Laptop
- $cientology
- $cientology
- Statistics
- Retro
- 1980s
- "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
- Chris Benoit
- Pizzagate
- Nikocado Avocado
- Retard
- Coincidence Detector
- Coincidence Detector
- Coincidence Detector
- Noam Chomsky
- Coincidence Detector
- Coincidence Detector
- DSFARGEG
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- (dic)
- (sic)
- /b/
- Coincidence Detector
- Coincidence Detector
- Chan
- Death Grips
- WWOEC
- Emotes
- Chan
- *chan Soundtracks
- *chan Soundtracks/Ultimate Soundtr/a/ck
- *chan memes
- Chan
- Drug
- *facepaws*
- Emotes
- *nix
- Evil-unveiled.com/-7-
- Evil-unveiled.com/-:A:-:R:-:T:-
- Ellipsis
- Wikipedia
- LoveShy
- 45° Celsius
- Windows
- Windows
- GIF
- .glass.
- .hack
- Torpark
- Winrar
- .se
- Main Page
- 3/
- /b/
- /b/
- Habbo /B/lockade
- Int/
- Rina-Chan
- Kittens
- /a/
- Adv/
- /b/
- /b/
- /b/-day
- /b/-day
- B/space Day
- B/tard
- B/tard
- Ck/
- /co/
- Diy/
- Fa/
- Fit/
- G/
- I/
- I/
- Int/
- Jp/
- K/
- Leftypol/
- Mlp/
- Mu/
- Mu/
- N/
- N/
- Po
- Pol/
- Qst/
- Le wrong generation
- r9gay
- S/
- Sci/
- Soc/
- /sp/
- N/
- Tg/
- Plastic crap
- Tv/
- /v/
- Vp/
- X/
- Z/
- Divide by zero
- 0-day
- 001rich100
- 007
- Binary
- 03bgood
- 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
- 0 apathetic 0
- 0 pedophiles
- Oneoneone
- 1-14 Jakarta Attacks
- Nobrain.dk
- 10
- 2/10 Would Not Bang
- Cory Lidle
- Galactic Federation of Light
- At least 100
- 1000 Degree Knife
- 1000 Degree Knife
- 1000 Degree Knife
- Fat Larry's Band
- At least 100
- GET
- 10:10
- 101 Dalmatian Street
- 10:10
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Brianna Wu
- Something Awful
- User:Smokey/10fags
- Oneoneone
- 11/9
- Oneoneone
- Desu
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- 13-year-old boy
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girl
- Brb, compromised
- You
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- 13-year-old boy
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girl
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- I'm 12 years old and what is this?
- 12chan
- 12chan/Logs
- 12chan/Logs/PreRaidLogs
- Evil-unveiled.com/12chan
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girl
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 12-year-old girl
- ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
- 1337
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- 12-year-old girl
- 12-year-old girl
- 13-year-old boy
- 13-year-old boy
- Brb, compromised
- The Fourteen Words
- 14/f/Cali
- 14/f/Cali
- I have a 140 IQ
- The Fourteen Words
- User:Smokey/Columbus
- 14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"
- The Fourteen Words
- The Fourteen Words
- Tween
- PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE/IDES OF MARCH
- Alcohol
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
- 13-year-old boy
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- Crystal Shinkle
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 161
- Wikipedia Review/Newyorkbrad just posted
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 13-year-old boy
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
- 16-year-old girl
- 16-year-old girl
- Crystal Shinkle
- Wikipedia Review/DL
- 1772 Society
- 4th of July
- 18-1
- HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
- 1942
- Before the internets
- Retro
- Retro
- 1980s
- 1980s
- Big Brother
- 1990s
- 1990s
- Josh Duggar
- Josh Duggar
- Josh Duggar
- At least 100
- One Direction
- 1Girl99Stomps
- 1guy1jar
- Luka Magnotta
- 1guy1jar
- Luka Magnotta
- 1 for all
- Luka Magnotta
- Luka Magnotta
- 1chan
- Dice
- 1guy1jar
- 1guy1jar
- 1guy1jar Interview
- 1guy1knee
- 1guy1jar
- 1justin
- Luka Magnotta
- 1guy1jar
- 1tabita
- User:Smokey/1up.com
- Only 2 percent
- Only 2 percent
- 2 gryphon
- 2-J
- Web 2.0
- PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE
- 2/10 Would Not Bang
- Y2K
- Template:2000goatse
- 2000s
- 2001
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2005
- 2006
- 2007
- 2008
- 2009
- 2010
- World Cup 2010
- 2010s
- 2011
- 2012 (disambiguation)
- 2012 (disambiguation)
- 2012 (year)
- 2012 Elections
- 2012 Elections
- 2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin
- 2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin
- 2013
- Toaster Steve
- Toaster Steve
- Toaster Steve
- Moore Tornado
- 2013 US Government Shutdown
- 2014
- 2015
- wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks
- 2016
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2016 Presidential Election
- 2017
- Stephen Paddock
- 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing
- Devin Patrick Kelley
- 2018
- Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom
- Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom
- 2019
- 2020
- 2020 Nashville Bombing
- 2020 Presidential Elections
- 2020 Presidential Elections
- 2020s
- 2021
- 2022
- Monkeypox
- Monkeypox
- 2023
- Ryan Palmeter
- 2024
- Eclipse
- 2064: Read Only Memories
- 2064: Read Only Memories
- Trolltalk
Srsly, nobody gives a singular fucking shit, now do you understand?
Galleries
-
-
-
Abort, Retry, Fail?
-
Barely a flicker!
-
Please continue, whatever you're saying is quite fascinating
-
-
-
-
LOL ECONOMICS
-
Looks like the bay has run dry
-
-
As if anybody gives a shit what women think.
-
-
I can has care? NO. FUCK YOU
-
-
-
Telling it like it is.
-
FILE HERE OK
-
And don't you forget it!
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
It's a proven scientific fact that not caring improves lives
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
See Also
- Asexuality: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
- Atheist: The religion of said people
- Emo: What they truly are
- Kill Yourself
- Go fuck yourself
- Heather Lind
- You
- GTFO
- An hero
- Nobody Likes You
External links
![]() |
Shit nobody cares about is part of a series on Visit the Wikipedia Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article October 25 & October 26, 2013 | ||
Preceded by Princess Molestia |
Shit nobody cares about | Succeeded by Fedora |