One Direction
One Direction (or One Erection) is a shit boy-band of 5 liek t0t4lly hawt 'n sexzzy Britchan who successfully fucked millions of cunts including your mom, your girlfriend and even your grandma since they released that song "What Makes You Hott Enough to Give Me an Cock". They're hated by memers because they get mad pussy. After producing typical emo-pop for 16 year old girls, many cunts thought it was for them, despite it was for boys, as the boy-band were committed to experimenting like typical emos they are. They also think they are the next Beatles, which is horrifically and hilariously inaccurate, to say the least.
Summary
Forming in the best place to enjoy some tea, they signed to Simon Says Pussybitch's label called Psychopath Records and tried to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their erections from touching each other. Since they had small cocks, Zayn was the only who had an erection big enough, possibly because he was of Pakis descent, which is basically a nigger. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up failing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many fangirls moist vaginas (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You Hott Enough to Give Me an Cock", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was sexual and the fascist leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.
One Direction Lyrics
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Ones Infected With the Direction Erection Disease
Trolling the Fans
Here is a bunch of ways to troll the fans, who all have the direction erection disease. These can be ways to also cure them.
- Talk shit about One Direction.
- Say that The Wanted are much better.
- Sing "What Makes You Beautiful" in class and get the lyrics wrong.
- Hack 1D's website and replace all US tour dates with African ones.
- Spell "Niall" as "Neil".
- Spread the rumor saying Harry wears a wig.
- Steal Harry's cat.
- Say that this is Zayn's favorite song.
- Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"
- Send Zayn a dog with rabies.
- Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club.
- Spam their social medias with this article.
- Make memes of Zayn's ear gauges.
- Start a "kill your cat for Harry" trend on Twatter. Bieber's hair ain't got nothing for dead cats!
- Put depilatory cream in Harry's leave-in conditioner bottle(s)
- Steal Louis' panties.
- Say that you're a fan of The Wanted.
- Say that Zayn is a terrorist or curry nigger.
- Say that the members are all a bunch of ugly emo faggots who look like they still smell like pee.
- Pronounce the boy-band's name as One Erection
- Show them this picture.
- Ask them if the boy-band are 5 Justin Biebers.
- Instead of saying "Zayn Malik", say "Zayn Hussein".
- Make fun of "Larry Shippers"
- Go onto fansites and forums and compare them to Fat Larry's Band.
Videos
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Members
- Harry Styles - The most famous boy in the boy-band who obviously is wearing a wig. We all know what he really is!
- Zayn Hussein - The terrorist in the group who has some Pakis-descent. Deport him to Kashmir!!!
- Liam Pain Series - Whenever you take autographs from One Direction, skip him anyways, just to be safe.
- Neil Whoran - IT'S "NEIL", NOT "NIALL" YOU FUCKING RETARDS! LEARN 2 SPEPLL!!!ZZZ
- Louis Tomlinson - Hey, Uncle Tom!! (More like "Daddy Tom" now, amirite?)
Discography
- Stoned All Night - 2011
- Take Me, Homo! I Wanna Fuck Dat Nigga Azz! - 2012
Gallery
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Taylor's next boyfriend: Kanye West
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I THOUGHT JEWS DID WTC!!
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Not to be confused with Nigger Direction
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Typical One Direction photo
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Hawt!
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What Harry thinks of his fans
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Their first album. Back when they were called Stoned Direction...
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Harry was bound to date Dwight Kurt Schrute III!
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Typical fangirl's ritual
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Wait, one second, alright? I have to use the bathroom. *Jewgles other songs*
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But daaaaaadddd, that guy's a faggot!!!
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How fans act when a member won't follow them on Twatter
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NOT GAY I TELL YOU!!!!
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See Also
- Abbey Road
- English Scum
- Emo
- England
- Cock
- iCarly
- Fantard
- Justin Bieber
- Pop music
- Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre - Harry's ex was loved by Adam Lanza!!!!
- Teenager
External Links
- Zayn's favorite song
- KILL LIAM AND LOKI
- Louis flips shit out when a troll spams his mom on Twitter
- This makes many girls go over to the beach and cry.
- Louis is doing it for the lulz.
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