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(((THOMAS MATTHEW CROOKS))) FAILED TO TAKE OUR GOD-EMPEROR AWAY FROM US! MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER! |
His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus "Pußygrabbin" I of the House of Trump will make Warhammer 40,000 real. He is a pretty cool guy and the 45th president of the United States and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll rape you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for libel, and pillage your clan of its cattle and fertile women. Trump literally put an epic Just As Planned: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by (((them))), Trump was on the Iron Throne, gloating U mad SJWs? while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling "You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!"
2016 Nomination
- Trump has won the nomination by default.
- The last of the republican nominees quit.
- Hillary Clinton was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.
- The establishment didn't want it.
- Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.
- Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.
- Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.
- Obama didn't want it.
- Comey didn't want it.
- Le epic liberal celebrities like John Oliver, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart didn't want it.
- Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including Hollywood.
- Goldman Sachs didn't want it.
- JP Morgan didn't want it.
- George Soros didn't want it.
- A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.
- The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.
- But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.
- Your barber down the street wanted it.
- Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.
- The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.
- The man driving you on the bus wanted it.
- The people wanted it.
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Drama-whoring as political activism
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:
- Stephen Colbert
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Trevor Noah
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Ashley "I'm A Nasty Woman" Judd
- Kathy Griffin Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger
- Amy Schumer and her fat vagina✡
- Lena Dunham✡
- Alyssa Milano
- Chelsea Handler✡
- J.K. Rowling
- Miley Cyrus
- Whoopi Goldberg✡
- Stephen King
- Rob Reiner
- Samuel Jackson
- George Lopez
- George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal
- Al Sharpton
- Jon "Stewart" Leibowitz✡
- Eddie Griffin
- Cher
- Scarlett Johansson
- Raven-Symoné
- Barry Diller
- Katie Hopkins
- Omari Hardwick
- Bryan Cranston
- Katy Perry
- Joy Villa lied about supporting Trump for Scientology
- Madonna
- Chris Evans
- Mark Hamill
- Tara Strong✡
- Anita Sarkeesian wants more victim bucks because of her feelings
- Brianna Wu blames GamerGate and wants to run for Congress in 2018
- Firecrotch
- Megyn Kelly
- Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22
Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'. Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat. By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!
2016 Presidential Election
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REMOVE KEBABS. BURN FEMINISTS. DEPORT ILLEGALS. THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL! |
— --Bill Maher, a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than "pee and poo." | ||
—Chris-chan stumps the Trump. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.) | ||
After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG.
Rick Wilson
Within the frigid depths of January, 2016, Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a television interview, Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as "childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything." Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of blowback.
Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the hypocrisy of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.
Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.
Moar info: GoldenShowerGate.
Grab Them By The Bush
It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.
In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He flirts with the laydees.
The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as 'game over' for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.
What they missed was that 
the source for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now for some reason) is the nephew of George HW Bush and therefore Jeb Bush's cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish a water-tight alibi.
Almost rapist
Weeks before election day, multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of almost rape, over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy Fifty Shades of Grey, the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What woman would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like Bill Clinton supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or Hillary Clinton flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. Amirite? The White House has standards people! You can't just put some guy into the White House who's going to fuck Marilyn Monroe or get a BJ in the Oval Office from a Jewish intern and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!
Achievements Unlocked
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED |
| 150G - Won the Presidency of the United States |
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED |
| 20G - Grab her by the pussy |
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| 50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty |
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| 40G - Defeat the Mainstream Media |
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| 10G - Announce to ban the Muslims |
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| 50G - Survive a Headshot |
Executive Order Meme
Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the 
video:
Post-Donald chimpouts
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Skills and XP points
- President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both Jews and goyim out of their money like a Chinaman.
- President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23.
- Pissing off libcucks and niggers by cutting their 6 million welfare programs and federal funding for studies of lesbian polar bears, all in order to pwn Mudslimes.
- Extra Points against Barbarians
- Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)
- Fags at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.
- President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.
Known super powers
- Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.
Gallery of Greatness Again
Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again
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Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That's heavy.
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My GTA 5 Online Character is now great again!
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Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.
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Hosanna in excelsis!
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How to get rid of a hack
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A hero rises for the people
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People will literally die for Trump.
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The inability to make good memes is why the leftists lost in 2016.
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Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.
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Exploitable Trump.
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President Trump with his personal staff.
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That moment when Trump retweets to GamerGate!
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Lulz lobbyist who had a productive meeting with Trump
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Trumphammer 40,000
Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic
MAGA Anime Girls
In a nutshell
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Things The Donald LOVES
- Jim Traficant He was the original Trump that opened the door
- REMOVE KEBAB
- Winning
- Pussy
- Grabbing pussy
- You
- Your Mom
- His autistic son Barron Trump
- Wounded soldiers
- China
- Wrong Wrong Wrong
- Doki Doki Literature Club
- Success
- More success
- The opposite of immigrants
- Pepe
- Anime
- Memes
- Dindus, he loves their fried chicken
- Mexico, he loves the Mexican "culture"
- Trumpwave
Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott
- Döner Kebab
- Oreo cookies
Carrier Air Conditioners- Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
- Starbucks
- Apple
- Mexican Drugs
- Chinese Products(except His hats)
- Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu
- Pinatas
- The Democratic Party
- Sombreros
His supporters
- Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the KKK, much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)
- David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.
- Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors
- Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke
- U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
- Riley34470
- Frog lovers
- /pol/
- The South
- Some generals or some shit
- Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks
Kirstie Alley- Chachi/Charles in Charge
- Peter Thiel, who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result
- That fag Milo
- The Alt-right
- Ted Nugent
- Tom Brady
- Former Yankee Paul O'Neill
- Former college basketball coach Bob Knight
- Baseball player Johnny Damon
- Mike Ditka
- Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis
- Mike Tyson
- Dennis Rodman
- Hulk Hogan
- Dana White
- Kid Rock
- Angelina Jolie's dad Jon Voight
- Duck Dynasty star Willie Robertson
- People who hate women
- Omarosa Manigault
- Teresa Giudice
- Azealia Banks
- Tila Tequila
- Loretta Lynn
- Gary Busey
- Stephen Baldwin
- Aaron Carter
- Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek
- Wayne Newton
- Jesse James
- Ann Coulter
- Mike Cernovich
- Stefan Molyneux
- Obama's brother Malik Obama
- Dilbert creator Scott Adams
- Paul Joseph Watson
- Sargon of Akkad
- Jesus Christ
- Mormon Jesus
- All sane individuals
- Kanye West
- Steven Crowder
- Gavin McInnes
- Jeffrey Lorde
- Fox News
- Breitbart.com
- Styxhexenhammer666
- Bill Belichik
- InfoWars
- Lack of Evidence
- Alternative Facts
- Kellyanne Conway
- Asra Nomani
- Jesse Ventura
- Hulk Hogan
- Israeli Zionists
- Conspiracy Theorists
- Nazis
- Richard Spencer
- White Supremacy
- James Comey
- Sean Hannity
- Bill O'Reilly
- Jesse Watters
- Bill Elliot
- Chase Elliot
- Nawaz Sharif
- Modi
- The Blacks
- You (Because you think he can MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN)
President Trump's new best friends
Bannon, SteveYOU'RE FIRED- Farage, Nigel
- Jones, Alex
May, TheresaYOU'RE FIRED- Rasputin, Wladimir... if you're a snowflake
See also
- Trump article by shitlib faggots
- The Mueller Report - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world
- Dolan Trump
- Mike Pence - running mate and VP
- Barron Trump - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic
- Bernie Madoff
- Post Trump Stress Disorder
- Bernie Sanders
- Emperor
- Business
- Money
- Blaming China
- Correct the Record
- Otto Warmbier Obama's inaction killed him
- Thomas Matthew Crooks: Better Known as Ree Tardy Oswald for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating The Donald
- Fired
- God
- Hillary Clinton
- He Will Not Divide Us - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU
- Jim Traficant Before there was Trump there was Big Jim
- Jews
- Roseanne Barr The Donald is a fan
- Rosie
- The Man
- The True God
- Trump Tower Climber
- Back to the Future - this is the alternative time line FUCK YEAH!
- Thomas Dimassimo
- AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck
- Candice the Cuckslayer
- Khizr Khan, token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking
External links
- Putative (Adj)
- Trump the Master Persuader Wizard
Now you too can stump the trumplol- The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.
- Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama - lol
- Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again
- The 'perfect storm'? - Holocaust scholar teaches kids that Trump is like Hitler, school suspends him as a threat to their 'safe space' (citing traumatised chidren) and it sparks an internet petition.
Donald Trump (KYM) - Know Your Meme is making cancer great again.
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