Billoon45
Billoon45, aka. Bill Monroe, is a 46 year old bald man with an unsavory obsession for balloons. His JewTube profile lists his occupation as a "floor tech ( somewhat unemployed ) for now," which is double speak for a part time janitor. It is very hard to explain why or how someone with this sort of damaged/deranged mindset could come into being. His love of balloons is blatantly sexual, seeing as 90% of his 155 videos allude to various fetishes and sexual acts being performed on balloons.
Unfortunately, Billoon45 fails to understand that some people actually enjoy his videos. In addition to being extremely creepy, his annoyingly high-pitched, nasal, halting, voice makes his videos difficult to watch.
—Bill on life in general | ||
—Cornholio1776 | ||
Get to Know billoon45
His career in "Floor tech"
By making inferences and listening closely to details in his "commentary of the past month on the job," we see that billoon45 is working part time, at $9 an hour and still finds the funds to maintain. His working skillz are limited to mopping and vacuuming looooong hallways from the working hours of 2:30 - 11:05. His coworkers and/or employers are unhappy with him the first month on the job, all is well.
His sexuality
—Billoon45; over explaining himself a tad too much | ||
—DevianTART troll | ||
Bill on www.instrife.com/board
—Billoon45; posting on www.instrife.com/board | ||
If you wish to chat with Bill Monroe, he has been known to post on www.instrife.com/board, where many of Bill's fans question him about his love for balloons.
See thread here
Sexy acts performed on his "balloons"
Keep in mind all these videos portray non consensual sex with balloons, always resulting in the death of the victim. If you check out his JewTube favorites, you'd see some of the videos are either of over-sized animu tits or some chicks messing around with balloons. Since he's not likely to get close to either (except by raep), he sticks to the balloons.
Billoon Strikes Back ?!
After discovering his article here on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Bill decided to take the lawl into his own hands in an act of vigilante justice. Under the username of "Billm" he attempted to meticulously remove small pieces of his article, hoping that no one would notice if he did it a little bit at a time. Needless to say, somebody did notice, and Bill swiftly got banhammered, but not before uploading these now deleted quirky videos of butthurt to his YouTube account:
—stickittotheman1 | ||
Billoon Bursts ED's Balloon
Through sophisticated social engineering techniques, the indomitable force that is Bill's intellect has discovered that the dastardly fiend behind his article is either Butthurt or Whatever!!!112233. Bill has yet to reveal how he discovered this shocking information, but remains adamant that GOOD WILL PREVAIL!!! Bill has stated quite clearly that he intends on winning this epic battle by doing absolutely nothing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FDwMTbxw0
Update: Another victory for the overmind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYk4fjHf6vY
Love finds Billoon
Here she is making whale noises to another fat friend of hers
Billoon faces hardship
After creeping out fellow staff members with tall-tales of his JewTubes adventures, the school where he was employed as a janitor put him on paid suspension and he was eventually fired. It was deemed that Billoon was unsafe around children with his unusually open obsession with performing sexual acts on balloons. And thus he was banished...once again...from the custodial arts.
Billoon admits that he was at fault for his dismissal, noting that he was warned in advance regarding his videos. But he just couldn't help himself. Those soft squishy balloons...the smell of them and how they feel against your face. oh my. How can one resist?
See for yourself:
Billoon has since removed many of his videos, but will soon reveal their new secret location to only his most loyal fans. To Be Continued.
Billoon Radio Interview
Billoon gets interviewed by a popular NZ radio station 'The Edge'.
Bill Moves On
Bill recently decided to delete all his ED videos but not before leaving a farewell speech...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy5cLopa0IQ :(
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