Encyclopedia Dramatica:Oath of Service
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With your left hand/paw/appendage on the Bible of Raptor Jesus, raise your right hand/paw/appendage and state:
On this day ____ of the month of ____ in the Year ____ of our Lord RaptorJesus,
I declare under penalty of banhammer that I shall undertake great lulz and document as such; that I shall lol at every furry, fatty, or fgt that I url;
That I shall uphold the truths of Lulz, Lolberty, and Fursecution;
That I liek So i herd u liek mudkip and kek;
That I will bring ruin and Ragnaröfl and lewl forth in the name of Longcat and Limecat for the rest of my natural life.
I renounce my citizenship to the Internet State which holds it and declare myself an EDiot from this day forth.
I swear my fealty to Zaiger.
(If in the military) I swear to uphold and protect the holy lulz with my life. To protect this site and its contributors. To be a diligent child of Jesus. To follow the scripture of Pope Meepsheep, General NKO and, Lovelord Hipcrime. I have been pwnt by Bantown and I do it for the lulz.
Also cocks.
