GirlOnInternet

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet

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GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS

You can help by not giving her any attention.

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	“	Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.	„
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	“	Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck	„
	—Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services

	“	Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?	„
	—Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article

	“	You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??	„
	—GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article

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	“	Jews murdered Jesus.	„
	—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

Executive Command	Founder Joseph Evers • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare
Theocratic Branch	Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader
Judicial Branch	Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court
Intelligence Division	Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network	Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense	Professional Faggot MarioMario456 • "Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat • Reverend Volt Switcher JohnBarosa
Missing in Action	Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep
Founding Documents	ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • Encyclopedia Dramatica:Oath of Service

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