BLMKidnapping

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They diddu sumthin.
The innocent retard that was tortured by these animals.

Brittany Covington (a.k.a. Brittany Herring) is a caring young black woman who, along with several of her friends, decided to help save the Earth by abducting a horrible, white Donald Trump supporter and then making a video entitled EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS TRUMP SUPPORTER'S SCALP and live streaming it on Failbook – unfortunately for Brittany, the horrible white devil that they kinapped, tortured and then brutally scalped on video was not actually a Trump supporter and was, in fact, just mentally retarded albeit those could be dumbed down as being the same thing.

Even more unfortunately for Black Lives Matter, their "movement" was blamed for the kinappin by mega attorney at lol Mike Cernovich who created the #BLMKidnapping hashtag, and then everyone shrugged and agreed that that sounds about right. This happened at the start of 2017, a swift kick in the ass for the already failed BLM movement who realize that if they do not do this to the more superior race who is actually more educated on politics and doesn't blame a whole race for their problems plus assume the candidate that they voted for based on their race (once again), then police officers would not continue to kill black people. Not that it's not justified to do so, anyway.


The Video

In the video series, Brittany Covington (Brittany Herring), Tanishia Covington, Tesfaye Cooper and Jordan Hill (Jaenone Eblock) appear to taunt Jordan's white friend, who 'adored' him. In the tl;dw video, 18 year old Austin Hilbourn is restrained, and forced to drink water from a toilet before being sliced with a knife, and taunted with racist slogans throughout. Brittany plays with her Dollar Tree hair, smokes marijuana and generally keeps the cam on her a large part of the time. EDiots speculate that this may be the first time this sort of crime was exposed by common GOTIS, especially by one of the primate order. Three of the suspects are still in custody of the Chicago Police, and are expected to be freed by the American Justice system because apparently "kick the autistic" isn't America's favorite game anymore. Brittany herself is free after cutting a deal where she will be on probation for four years, on top of the 11 months time served. The other three monkeys remain in custody, hoping for an untainted jury after Obongo called the case "despicable", which will surely result in a mistrial (or three).


30 minutes of black on tard violence.
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Forcing a retard to drink from a toilet.
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Savagely scalping their white victim.
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Quotes

   
 
YOU NIGGERS NEED TO BURN IN HELL! YOU MAKE ALL BLACKS LOOK BAD. THE BLACK RACE WASHES THEIR HANDS OF YOU. I HOPE THEY GIVE ALL OF YOU THE DEATH PENALTY. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL STUPID DISGUSTING VILE UGLY CUNT!!!
 

 
 

—Elisa Dean, a black woman

   
 
I don’t know if someone influenced her ... She had her ups and down. [She] was a good person
 

 
 

Priscilla Covington on her granddaughter, who cannot be blamed

   
 
These creatures are not human. People euthanize rabid dogs. These creatures should be euthanized as well. They are FAR more dangerous than a rabid dog.
 

 
 

Nunya Bidness

   
 
Trump allegedly mocks disabled - MSM goes batshit

Dindus actually torture disabled - MSM silence
 


 
 

—Biff Winnetka

   
 
If you looked at the video, it was just stupidity.
 

 
 

—Chicago Superintendent Eddie Johnson, attempting to justify swirlies

   
 
Kids make stupid mistakes, I shouldn’t call them kids, they are legally adults, but they are young adults and the make stupid decisions.
 

 
 

—Chicago Commander Kevin Duffin, attempting to justify the scalping of retards

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