Cosmo Setepenra

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Gavin (right), with Fembusters/Leslie Jones' Twitter Meltdown.


First kill in Cosmo's "War on Crackers"

Cosmo Ausar Setepenra (Real name: Gavin Eugene Long) was one of the most celebrated Self-Improvement coaches, and one of the most prolific authors of the present generation. Excelling also in the fields of spiritual counseling and nutritional expertise despite his crippling inability to hashtag correctly, Cosmo teachings were based in how to unleash the hidden power present in the Melanin. A source of power he claimed was the reason the Black People of older generations was able to seize and give them God-like abilities.

On July 17, 2016, determined to show the brilliance of his spiritual findings and enraged at the treatement his people suffer, Setepenra shot at a bunch of cops, managing to kill four of them before ending up being pwnd himself. According to some sources, it was Setepenra's birthday when he decided to carry out the shooting, as his own personal birthday present. Unsurprising, his death sparked a lot of controversy among the black community in Jewnited States of Americunts, similar to that of the Trayvon Martin case. His attack was motivated by the Dallas sniper attacks carried out by Micah Johnson on July 7.

Apparently, Setepenra was affiliated with several anti-government groups and participated in several online forums where he would bitch and complain about the actions of the government.


Setepenra defends Micah Johnson, the perpetrator responsible for the Dallas Sniper Attacks.

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If you are calling yourself a Man then you should have self control; this extends to speech, laughter, and penis. # Alpha Preneur


 


 
 

 ConvosWithCosmo Master of self control

   
 
Just bc you wake up every morning doesn't mean that you're living. And just bc you shed your physical body doesn't mean that you're dead.


 


 
 

 ConvosWithCosmo Trying to convince himself that he will have an everlasting legacy

   
 
When you allow shit to take you away from the shit that you know you supposed to be doing, that's the same shit.


 


 
 

Cosmo, About the obstacles the layman has to endure in order to succeed.

   
 
Straight shooting pod
This podcast taught me how to load up and be alpha. My sights are set on the sexy ladies I will slay with my masculinity. I am now able to snipe any lady I want, and mow down the competition. Big ups to  @nickmullen for the 🔥 hotep intro.


 


 
 

puma6374, Reviewing Gavin's podcasts

   
 
I can haz gun confiscation law now?
 

 
 

— Obama on his way to the golf course.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 4/20 (2 injured)
Accuracy: 8/20 Killed a nigger by trying to avenge nigger killings
Style: 6/20 Copycat and Repetitive
Butthurt: 9/20 Meh, Dallas Sniper Attacks were more sophisticated
Bonus: 0/0 No Bonus, failed on capitalizing in the race war triggers
Total score: 27/100 (F-)
YOU SUCKED AS A LIFESTYLE GURU COSMO, YOU SUCKED AT KILLING COPS TOO!!11!!
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