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Murderer Marcellus Williams, as seen through the eyes of deranged black people and dumb white liberals.

Marcellus S. Williams (a.k.a. Mace Dindu) is a 55-year-old thief, drug addict, murderer and attempted prison escapee who is currently getting his prescribed daily-dose of non-consensual buttsex on Missouri's death row where he is awaiting his much deserved execution for the 1998 murder of former St. Louis Post-Dispatch reporter Felicia Anne Gayle Picus. The murder was particularly heinous, as Marcellus carved up Felicia like a fucking Christmas turkey just to shut her up after she caught him burglarizing her home.

Despite being caught with his victim's stolen belongings, confessing to two different people that he committed the murder, and revealing details that only the killer could have known; Marcellus stubbornly continued to maintain his innocence for years after his conviction in the hope that some retards would eventually show up who would be stupid enough to actually believe his bullshit. Unfortunately, with the rise of Black Lives Matter around 2015, Marcellus had finally found the exact type of retards that he had been waiting for.

Many black activists and feminist Social Justice fuckwits have since taken up the cause of attempting to correct the massive injustice that is Marcellus Williams' conviction – although, despite their supposed expertise on the Williams case, most of them still seem to be blissfully unaware of the fact that even if his conviction were thrown out, he'll never be getting out of prison alive since he's still serving multiple life sentences for several completely unrelated armed robbery convictions.


MURDER HE DINDU

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Felicia Anne Gayle Picus, the dead white woman that noone cares about.
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Marcellus Williams was clearly on the path to becoming a serial killer.

Marcellus S. Williams is an upstanding member of Missouri's black community who, on August 11, 1998, was treasure hunting in a private residence when one of the dwelling's owners, 42-year-old fat chick Felicia Anne Gayle Picus, more commonly known as Lisha, came out of the shower and started screaming after mistaking the strange black man in her home for a common criminal. Realizing that Felicia's screaming would disturb the neighbours, Marcellus attempted to calm her down by gently poking her with a large butcher knife – when that failed, Marcellus then proceeded to poke Felicia 42 more times to represent each year of her life that she had failed to properly diet.

After Marcellus was done, he realized that Felicia was no longer breathing and decided that her computer and other useless material possessions would be better off with an owner who was less dead. After returning home to his lovely crack-addicted girlfriend, Laura Asaro, Marcellus informed her of the events that had transpired and then decided to set up his shiny new laptop. After about 30 minutes of banging rocks against the strange device in an attempt to unlock its secrets, Marcellus finally came to the conclusion that technology is for gay nerds and decided to sell it to his friend Glenn Roberts so he could afford to buy some recreational crack cocaine instead.

Less than a month later, on August 31, 1998, Marcellus decided to volunteer his time at the county jail to help keep the other inmates company during their incarceration. While in jail, Marcellus and his roommate Henry Cole were watching television when they saw a report about the murder of Lisha Gayle – Marcellus then confided in Henry about his complete and utter shock over Lisha's murder, as she was still somewhat alive and bleeding profusely when he had last seen her earlier that month.

After Henry was released from jail in June of 1990s, he immediately decided to be a fucking snitch and informed the police that he suspected that Marcellus may have been involved in Felicia's murder. The police then talked to Laura Asaro and searched Marcellus' car where they found Felicia's belongings and quickly jumped to the conclusion that Marcellus must have been the one who murdered her. Despite there being literally no evidence against Williams, he was tried and convicted of capital murder and sentenced to death on March 31, Y2K.


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HE DIDDU SUNTHIN

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Prosecutor Bob McCulloch, as seen through the eyes of deranged black people and dumb white liberals.
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Kent Gipson, the dumbest defense lawyer in Missouri.

Despite the fact that he had already confessed to at least two different people that he had murdered Lisha Gayle, Marcellus decided to be a complete dickhole to Missouri taxpayers by refusing to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and instead reverting back to DINDUNUFFIN mode in an attempt to get off scot-free or at least force the state to waste their precious time and money on a lengthy murder trial.


   
 
I DINDU NUFFIN
 

 
 

—Marcellus' entire defense


Despite the case against Williams being a fucking slam-dunk, many racist cop-hating blacks have latched onto the idea that Marcellus was a good boy who DINDUNUFFIN and was railroaded by the evil white man. In order to further their agenda, Marcellus' attorneys have pointed out that unknown male Cum was allegedly found on the murder weapon that didn't match Marcellus – meaning that the defense either tainted the evidence or they were just too fucking dumb to realize the implications of this when you add in the fact that the murder weapon was a kitchen knife that belonged to Felicia and her husband.

Other ridiculous shit that the defense points out includes the fact that a shoeprint at the scene didn't match Williams' shoes – because of course Williams would have kept a pair of blood-stained shoes after committing murder. And the fact that his DNA wasn't found under Felicia's fingernails – nor was anyone else's.


   
 
We petitioned the court to look at the new evidence on August 14, and less than 24 hours later they decided based on the court files that the execution should go ahead anyway. This is unprecedented.
 

 
 

—Kent Gipson, showing why he should be disbarred immediately (archive)


A Creepy Rapist Governor Stays The Execution

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What a bunch of uninformed Millennials babies look like.
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Governor Eric Greitens, as he's seen through the eyes of niggers and libtards who want to free a murderer.

On August 22, 2017, mere hours before Marcellus Williams was scheduled to get what he had coming, Eric Greitens, the dumbfuck RINO governor of Missouri, granted a stay of execution – most likely because he was scared by the fact that so many angry niggers were sending him death threats over the impending execution of a cold-blooded murderer.


   
 
A sentence of death is the ultimate, permanent punishment. To carry out the death penalty, the people of Missouri must have confidence in the judgment of guilt. In light of new information, I am appointing a Board of Inquiry in this case.
 

 
 

—Eric Greitens, selling out to Black Lives Matter terrorists (archive)


In an absolutely hilarious twist of lulz, Greitens is now facing impeachment for sexually assaulting a woman and blackmailing her with revenge porn.

Marcellus Williams' Supporters

   
 
Granted, a piece of the victim's property was found in Mr. Williams' car and the girlfriend led police to a laptop computer belonging to Gayle's husband. She said Mr. Williams had bartered it for drugs.
 

 
 

—Leonard Pitts Jr. offers a typical defense of Williams (archive)


   
 
Someone murdered that woman, but it wasn’t my father. I wish they would find the right suspect and charge them to the fullest extent of the law.
 

 
 

—Marcellus Williams II, not wanting to be a typical fatherless black child

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