Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/May 23, 2012
Italy is a giant boot in Europe jutting out into the Mediterranean Sea, which is infested with Guidos, a race of crooks, drug dealers, and thieves, with an animalistic bond to crime, pudgy fingers, greasy hair, leather jackets, an overly aggressive attitude, no emotional control, and a horrible language with the world's most annoying accent. It is a pathetic member of the EU that is occasionally allowed a seat at very big tables to discuss shit nobody cares about. The only reason for this is that President Mario is one mean fucking plumber and also tried to save Britain’s Princess Diana from being trolled by Royal Family. Currently, the country is experiencing massive unrest due to an alleged rigged election in which Luigi was nominated the new President. Having that dipshit elected provoked within the Italians a similar reaction as the election of a black person (that wasn’t Morgan Freeman) did to honest, ordinary Americans. Generally, Italians are greasy, brown and smelly and spend their days cooking pasta and ordering pizza. Before his relocation to Latin America last Thursday, the Pope lived in a bin in Rome.
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