Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/October 2, 2011

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A pedophile furfag has appeared in the deep bowels of Steam, plus a lulzy protest has occurred near Wall Street. Therefore, its double feature time!

Occupy Wall Street is the latest of a string of newfags publicly breaking Rules 1 & 2 and soaking in as much attention as they can by leaching off the Project Chanology protests that stopped being amusing years ago. Because this was an opportunity to both scream retarded, unfunny memes at the top of their lungs while acting like they were doing something of real social significance, the protest attracted flocks and flocks of would-be Che Guevaras to the streets in order to like, bring down the man, man. It's alleged that those taking place at the protest knew very well of the newfaggotry the entire event reeked of; however, they deduced the term was clearly one of a homophobic bent, and by acting like the biggest possible archetype of a newfag they could possibly think of, the Wall Street protest could also double as one of those Westboro Baptist Church screamfests that are also quite trendy with the youth these days.

Some argue that the protest's original intention was to call attention to serious social issues that have been steadily slowly draining personal freedom from the populace in order to solidify American aristocracy and keep total control of economic and social policies in the hands of a vast minority. However, the protests just served to prove what happens when you get a crowd of mouth-breathing neckbeards with chips the size of Utah on their shoulders and ask them to take something serious for a week.

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James W. Cordone is a furfag has been ostracized from the furry fandom, which is no surprise since every few weeks James gets B& from a Steam community for targeting teenagers for sex. He stalks the Steam and Second Life networks for young prey and has been cockblocked by even the horniest furfag. To make things worse, his fursona is a "Skunk" that has a hardcore metal gear fetish and has won an award for the World's Worst Yiff. No, seriously.

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