Equality Profile Pictures

Equality Profile Pictures are the latest hipster Failbook profile picture trend sweeping America, that originates from a single photo post made on March 25, 2013 by 'Human Rights Campaign' a gay rights group. This radical attempt to sway conservatives' viewpoints has been successful only in the following demographics:

angsty teens
Hipster
Faggot
Every facebook user (see the above)

And dramatically failing with these:

Republican
Christian
Everyone else

Of course, it goes with out saying that the motive behind changing a profile pic to try and change the world (instead of actually doing something,) is a similar motive to the one used in 2011 to support sitting in a park for three months to protest the failing economy due to their lovely demographic of welfare collectors.

Rise to power

The profile pictures consist of a pink equal sign on a red background, and represent the desire for equality of LGBT couples who want to marry and be normal people. It has been attributed to anarchism, democratic socialism, and AIDS. Regardless of the homosexuals' peaceful representation in the media, they, along with their comrades, are quite violent creatures. Known for their Jim Crow-esque lynchings of all who disagree, the homosexuals and their cohorts seek to destroy any and all sources of discontent for the homosexual agenda by means of brutal torture, rape, scat smearing, and shaming. However, the 'peaceful' side of the homosexual agenda is also seen. This group of deviants partake in their political gains by slowly, forcibly, but surely shoving their ideologies up the proverbial rectum of the people, this is how the homosexuals have made most of their political gains.

Proposed Fag Reich

Ancient prophecies speak of a complete and total homosexual uprise, which will reign for a fairly short period of time under a cunning leader, who garners a large follower base. The current date set for this rise of power is approximately 2033, beginning small, yet expanding exponentially by each succeeding year.

How to troll equality fags

Link everyone who uses the sign to this page
Don't change your profile picture to the red equal sign
Do change your picture, yet complain about gay marriage
Post a complaint to LGBT and say the symbol is impeding your rights
Unfriend anyone who uses it
Mock anyone who uses the image
Refer to those who follow the trend as hipsters or followers
Point out that Human Rights Campaign's largest donors are military weapons manufacturers
Say that gay identity is a Euro-American social construction
Refer to Obama as Black Jesus
Delete your Facebook
Post a complaint on Facebook regarding the plague of faggots and their abso-fucking-lutely retarded and poorly designed logos of faggotry.
Promote said post using oodles of money granted from approved bank loans and NORP who use the money they earned to support just causes

How to troll inequality fags

Change your profile picture to the red equal sign
Complain about gay marriage not being legal yet
Complain that Barack Obama can't have a third term, also, ask if it's because he's black
Register Democrat
Don't vote, complain about Conservatives in office
Like and support LGBT gains and utter failures
Mock anyone who doesn't use the image
Refer to everyone who doesn't use the image as rednecks, racists, and cis-scum...alternatively just call them Conservative assholes
Threaten to unfriend anyone who doesn't change their profile picture to the image
Post gay pornography videos on your wall and call anyone who complains an ignorant bigot
Put pro-gay stickers on your prius
Rant all arguments no matter how false they are
Complain to the local news for getting fired for wearing non-uniform clothing to work
Go to LGBT rallies, post and brag away you glorious faggot!