Genetic Sexual Attraction

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There's a book, so that means I'm off the hook!

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a nonexistent "genetic phenomenon" used by sick fuck adoptees to justify fucking their siblings after they are reunited. In some cases it is also used by pedos to justify fucking their kids. Like all fake syndromes which use bullshit and Cum to absolve people of the responsibility for something, for example fucking their relatives, it predictably has a sizable Internets support group at GeneticSexualAttraction.com. The support group is also predictably used by its administrator, Barb Gonyo, to hawk her book on the subject.

This chat log sums it up nicely:

prima: man i wish I'd heard of genetic sexual attraction when i was 12

prima: I'd have impregnated some chick and then disappeared so i could meet the kid at 30 and fuck it

secunda: *choke*

Apparently, the pedo-pokers and milf-fuckers didn't get the memo that actual psychologists (with degrees and everything) say the exact opposite is the case. According to TOW The Westermarck Effect is when a perfectly sane and well-adjusted person thinks their brother is gross and unfuckable and that "Genetic Sexual Attraction" is (cousin)fucking bullshit.

Typical "GSA sufferer" posts

Cousin-fucker (sans paragraphs)

Varoon writes:

Hi I'm 17 years old I'm a guy,my cousin is 16,we have known each other since birth and got along very well,Until she hit puberty,She started to develop and i couldn't help but stare,She is short but very pretty and I'm tall at 6 foot 3 with OK looks,Last year she came up to me and asked me why I kept staring at "her",I told her that i loved her and i couldn't help myself,she went away and about a day or 2 came back to my place and told me she loved me too,We started going out secretly and started to make out,and about 3 months ago we did it,Since it was on impulse we did not use protection and the fact that it was the first time for both of us,at first i thought sex would be weird since she was my cousin, but she loved it even better than I,we have had sex about 20 times since then and she insists that we have unsafe sex as she hates condoms,she used oral contraceptives sometimes,I'm scared if she gets pregnant or something,but the sex is great,i don't know what to do,could you guys help me out?

To this, site administrator and Barb Gonyo responds "If you are 17 and she is 16, no matter who she is, you shouldn't be having sex at all," a perfect example of the batshit conflation of Christfag moral values with the promotion of sister-fucking.

Typical sufferer of GSA.

Pedo drama

eggs writes:

luvsbubby wrote:

SEE HORRIBLE CONFESSION THERE IS A SICKO IN THE ROOM SAYING HE LIKES 2-14 YEAR OLD GIRLS. I HOPE ITS A COP CUZ THIS GUY MAKES ME WANT TO KILL HIM FOR REAL

LUVSBUBBY

Certainly there are questions about how pedophilic attractions can be expressed, but how can you question a person's right to experience their particular reality. what's more, zlurkers comments are essentially on the topic introduced by radical_neutral, & his suggestions have some value.

At what point would you set limits on his right to exist? are you really in a position to judge him, given your somewhat homicidal & fascistic uber-morality? Would you support a 'final solution' for pedophiles, given that the vast majority are guilty of no crime & harm nobody?

Yes. Because you should.

As drama-generating technique

One can generate instant drama pretty much anywhere by claiming to have fucked one's sibling or kid and then defending it.

Typical development:

  1. Dude, 28, posts long adopted sister-fucking back-story
  2. Greek chorus of
    • "Do not bone your sister!"
    • "Do not try to date an 18 year old!"
    • "That's not the problem, the problem is he shouldn't bone his sister!"
  3. Dude says his family is actually really old fashioned and is not going to approve
  4. Greek collective chorus of "Dude, what the fuck".
  5. Dude says he's been reading about how meeting a sibling you didn't grow up with frequently causes this effect and there's a whole website devoted to people who praise the ultra close relationship
  6. At least 100 more outraged posts ensue
  7. ????
  8. Profit!

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