Internet Fuckwad Theory

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Internet Fuckwad Theory. It is true.


The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, first articulated by webcomic artist John Gabriel as shown above, states that a normal person provided with anonymity and an audience may undergo a negative personality change. In other words, anyone using the internets becomes an asshole.

Using the Theory

A diagram showing the relationship between lulz and fucktardedness.

The general rule of trolling is that the more moronic a user is, the easier they will be to troll. This is only partly true. There are often cases where the other user is so terrifically and utterly retarded that they become difficult to make fun of.

Note: Many of the groups listed in the diagram overlap - thus there are many youtubes who happen to be furries and PETAfags lurking on deviantArt.

Sub-Species

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Internet Fuckwad Theory is part of a series on E-psychiatry
Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictAgoraphobiaAlcoholicAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAngstAttention Deficit Hyperactivity DisorderAttention Deficit Hyperactivity DisorderAsperger's SyndromeAsperger's SyndromeBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingEating disorderCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementRetardDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem"Missing White Woman Syndrome"Multiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaTransgenderBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaRoman ShowerEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterosexualHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophilePregnophileMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushiePregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphileSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVorarephiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverBestiality

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryeTDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram Experiment$cientologyThe Stanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret/b/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning