ItalianGuyFromNY
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Warning! the following article is NOT about a real person. IGFN is actor and has no feelings just like Crossmack |
ItalianGuyFromNY (Buddy), is a dynamic YouTube Super Faggot [1] that trolls video sharing sites for online pussy that he is unable to get IRL. Basically Buddy is renowned for making extremely shitty vlogs and videos that nobody gives a shit about, other than his puppet Hanz Dieter Ulrich. While the true intentions of Hanz Dieter Ulrich are unclear, it is evident that ItalianGuyFromNY is a over-sensitive drama bottom feeding camwhore [2]. If "you" know the true intentions of Buddy's drama escapades, please join ED and add to this article (or just contact anonymous anonymously here [3])
Buddy / Brian is also notable for drama involving participation in the womanizing of various fangirls via live video stream on Stickam.com [4], however he doesn't enjoy this as much as the considerable time he has spent getting nekkid for the very appreciate Zipster08.
History
From the very beginning, it was clear that Buddy was totally in love with himself (after all who isn't right? [5]. While most argue his online relationship with XgobobeanX (Jill) is extremely disturbing; most lolcows want to believe that Buddy makes shirtless videos for the lulz rather than for faggotry. The truth is Buddy is married to some chick that lives in Germany, and he lives in his mother's basement. While most of his so-called "videos" remain "Embedding disabled by request", his history will be surely wikified for great justice.
Deleting Your YouTube Videos
You don't have to have wiki-precognition to realize that Deleting Your YouTube Videos is the final solution for ItalianGuyFromNY. As in the case with various videos in which he makes out with women that were not his wife, Buddy must hide the truth. While Buddy argues he made these videos for "acting purposes", no one but PigSlop is following the logic.
Currently most of videos are still available, however it is forecasted that a purge is coming in the not too distant future.
Trivia
- According to his YouTube profile "All videos are parodies. FAKE, Not real. I am an actor."
- Is Completley Heterosexual
- Has a fetish for sock puppets and furries
- blames everything on 4chan
- Kevin Nalts fanboi
- is as Italian as Mario
- substitute temp teacher for "troubled" kids
- IGFN is the white version of DiGiTiLsOuL
"To Dream Of Her"
Are you her ? Well who isn't. [6] If one watches IGFN TL;DW clips, obvious patterns of drama come to light. For example, Buddy enjoys creating personalized vlogs; the only problem is they aren't personalized at all. For example, the following is a trap [7]!
Buddy prefers to reach out to lonely female vloggers using a complex series of unrealistic expectations. He does this by creating the illusion of "caring through vlog". Basically, he establishes an anonymous front in which confesses how he plans to die alone unless the unsuspecting viewer drops their panties (in real time). He also usually goes on further to attempt an IRL hookup via "hugging it out in real life" as in the case with the various YouTube gatherings.
EDiot Research
While a full investigation is pending, EDiot research crack team has found strong evidence that shows ItalianGuyFromNY's wife is extremely fucking pissed off over the fact Hanz Dieter Ulrich fucked the shit outta XgogobeanX. While there is very little she can do from Germany, VK411 promises she will keep a watchful eye over his attention whoring.
Currently, his activities are filed under "boring jewtube anti-lulz" and pending a further review with 420chan's invasion squad [8].
Gallery of Machoism
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Hanz Dieter Ulrich sock puppet, and ItalianGuyFromNY puppet lover
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easily confused with User:Drunkenlazybastard
Quotes
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Typical YouTube Clip
clearly hilarious. EDiot research would later go on to prove Jill did in fact sleep with Buddy at "7/7/07" YouTube whore fest.
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