Jennifer Doran

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Jen showing off her ugly tittays guinea pig breasts.


   
 
Intelligent people DONT NEED MONEY... they can make it any time they want. That is the benefit of being smart.
 

 
 

Jennifer is, how you say, a batshit insane Canuk, who lies about everything and has horrendous breasts. She is a regular poster of the Rants and Raves subforum of OKCupid. She has ragequit several times after being "frustrated" with the other regs there. However, she keeps coming back after two days(as a sock, then makes a new profile shortly after) because she can't stay away from the trolls. She is also fat. Since she's fat, she compares her body to Marilyn Monroe and Lynda Carter, the lady that played Wonder Woman during the 1970s. She also cannot have children. Not because she's old, but because her womb is polluted with guinea pig fur.

On Okcupid

Here is an example discussion that Jen had that shows how she's a whore. This also shows her lack of restraint to masturbate her guinea pig until it came all over her slutty mouth.


   
 
Sean-

I saw you say some things that I really TRULY admire ... you're one of the few honest people and you have my trust ;)

... Once you have my trust. ... believe me ... it is something you will ALWAYS have :P Don't take that lightly because I don't!

I wanted to confide in you ... not only are you smart and wickedly good looking ... LMAO O_O :blush: ... but you seem to have a great head on your shoulders.... which is more than I can say for most of the scum on here! I can't believe how they treat you! Those bitches will pay, mark my words!

I think it's be wonderful if we could cam together again. Last night was absolutely INCREDIBLE!!!! ... the thought of your throbbing member has my kitty all hot and bothered LMAOROFL!;)

I did as you asked and took some super hot nudes in my sexy boots with my guinea pigs ... I think they REALLY enjoyed it... I never knew how beautiful these creatures could be. I love them and they make me happy but it's like their true beauty has finally unveiled itself before my eyes.... I never knew the male could cum so much OMG so hot!!! I hope you like them! ;)
 


 
 

The original discussion of this quote can be can be viewed here for your viewing pleasure.

She also has a habit of being too trusting to her fellow posters of RnR, and will always show <3 for a poster is one word of their post somehow colludes with whatever she's talking about. However, if you disagree with her, she'll think you turned on her, and call you names and threaten your family with AIDS, while saying she's a nice, zen like person.

She's (alias DragonflyDust) also a retard in denial. This could be due in part to the multiple strokes she has experienced. She likes to repost her tl;dr posts to people that suddenly "backstab" her to prove her point because she can't think of anything else to say.


   
 
She gotta learn to take a joke... it's just the net for crissakes lulz x'D
 

 
 

"His problem isn't mine... why in the heck would I be upset about his failure to be a man and keep his woman as a result?"

Update

As a sock (of course), Jen came back. her "attorney and friend", the poster had advised Jennifer not to post in the Rants and Raves forum anymore. However, her other sock keeps posting. We can only hope she gets a hint and quits the internet and becomes an hero.

Aug. 21: She came back, allegedly.

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