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July 2023
NFTs or Niggers For Trade are a new, trendy way for retards to transfer wealth from other retards back to themselves. The first NFTs were made sometime in 2014 by Kevin McSoy and Anal Dash as a result of #TheFappening. If you ask one of the pathetic nerds involved, they'll tell you NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning their digital drawing of an ape is completely unique and one of a kind, just like an Asperger's Syndrome! NFT's are basically a nerdier version of pokemon cards, if such a thing can exist. NFT investors will happily rant for hours about how revolutionary this technology is, apparently no one can comprehend randomly generated images being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" if you think about it long enough.
Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make a Tel Aviv merchant jealous. With millions of braindead celebrities being paid to promote these ugly icons, the NFT market has been given an undeserved reputation of legitimacy, and their value is attributed to the hoards of Redditors and Twatter users pushing these monstrosities. The NFT detractors being just as uninformed and unlikeable as NFT buyers hasn't helped the situation; with so many reddit-obsessed teenagers spreading easy to disprove lies about NFTs, it's very attractive for some to enter the NFT world and just assume those who don't buy into them are clearly too stupid to understand what they're looking at.
Don't be fooled, if you buy an NFT, especially now as the hype and attention around them slowly dies, you will overpay for an ugly avatar that will only plummet in value with each passing day. The few friends you have will laugh at you for making such a retarded decision, you'll eventually have to sell it for a fraction of the price you paid, and you'll regret your purchase for the rest of your days. Like most things in this world, it's already controlled by clever manipulators who know how to sell scams to everyone, from the savvy internet users to the normies who rarely use the internets.
July 2022
Wallpaper is what covers up that ugly teal colour on your computer's desktop. Wallpapers come in JPG, PNG and Vellum. Before the advent of technology, all wallpapers had to be 256 colours and no more than 128x128 pixels large so that they could tile across your screen in a satanic epilepsy-inducing extravaganza. Fortunately we are beyond such things and can now decorate our computer desktops with as much Paris Hilton and horsecock as we wish.
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The iPhone is Apple's newest way to Jew you, hardcore. The phone retails at $5,000-$6,000 Jesus bucks, but only costs Apple $250 and a bowl of rice (to feed the Asian) to make. Don't forget when the battery dies (and it will) you get to send it to Apple and pay them to have one of their Asians, monkeys or Asian monkeys to do something every other phone company in the world allowed you to do yourself. They will also delete all your data on your phone, too, because they're too lazy to back your data up. If any Jewfails were to complain, it's off to the oven, you Nazi!
Mozilla Firefox is a web browser designed exclusively for elitist, basement dwelling bloggers experiencing Netscape Communicator withdrawal. Firefox quickly became the browser of choice for those disillusioned with Internet Explorer, most of which consist of 13-year-old boys to look up porn so their parents don't find out.