Randomcasualty
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Randomcasualty (IRL known as Neil Braithwaite and "that guy who cries at night"), is a former lordly assface and drama llama infamous for faking his own death, proving that even the most powerful deviantART admins are gullible dumbfucks. Before the scandal, he was one of the most insignificant shoutbox moderators. Then he "died" and nothing of value was lost.
BLARGH IM DED
Like the attention craving whore that he is, one day he decided that being part of the staff wasn't enough, so he decided to do what any true TARTlet would have done: faked his own death. His "brother" (which was actually him under another username) claimed that Neil was another victim of the cancer that is killing /b/.
devianTART users are known for being a bunch of gullible sheep and he used that advantage for his evil scheme. News spread like wildfire, many of his gay buddies[3] [4] [5] were devastated. Everyone forgot about it two days later and tartlets resumed their usual activities: cutting themselves and yiffing.
Fake death on the internets is srs business
Spyed, like the corrupt admin and butthurt bitch that he is decided to broadcast such IMPORTANT news via the 'hot topic' system, successfully sending the message to every fucking TARTlet, along with a whiny bitch of a journal[6]. Back then, calling out deviants was against the rules, so he basically gang raped them brutally.
Randomcasualty also posted a lulz filled journal asking for forgiveness[7]. As a result of this whole affair he was banned shortly thereafter and lost his useless seniorship status, friendships and staff merits. OH LAWD.
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