Skullworm

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A Skullworm is a life form which thrives in the heads of all internets users starting as OL internet virus worms and transgressing to IRL when one connects to the internet with their mind.

The internet users mind is a particularly suitable habitat for skullworms as no one ever sees the faces of these ugly internet dwellers and nobody sees the rapid decay in skull flesh. Thusly they are nourished with all the brains required to keep your Skullworms healthy.

Habitat

Skullworms prefer soft inactive brains. You won't be able to grow happy Skullworms, unless you follow a few simple rules:


Skullworms are used in the movie "Beastmaster". However, their fictional counterparts are green, not white.

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Skullworm is part of a series on E-psychiatry
Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictAgoraphobiaAlcoholicAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAngstAttention Deficit Hyperactivity DisorderAttention Deficit Hyperactivity DisorderAsperger's SyndromeAsperger's SyndromeBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingEating disorderCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementRetardDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem"Missing White Woman Syndrome"Multiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaTransgenderBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaRoman ShowerEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterosexualHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophilePregnophileMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushiePregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphileSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVorarephiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverBestiality

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryeTDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram Experiment$cientologyThe Stanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret/b/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning