The Who
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The Who are a British proto-homo band from 1965 or some shit. The band consists of singer Roger Daltrey, his boyfriend Pete Townshend on guitar, John Entwistle on bass and his boyfriend Keith Moon on the drums. They are well known for destroying perfectly good guitars on stage and Woodstock, where they demanded ten grand although it was a fucking free festival. Their best known work is 1969's Tommy, which is about a deaf, dumb, blind kid called Tommy who becomes a fucking PINBALL CHAMPION!!!!!1!!!!!11!!! while also dealing with his pedo uncle and an acid queen, and opens up some shitty camp where the campers are forced to believe in Tommy's religion, but it all ultimately backfires as they refuse to and they burn down the camp, and Tommy wants to be seen, felt, touched, and healed, but then he gets the music gazing at you. Apparently it was a fucking hit.......fuck that shit. During the seventies Keith Moon became gay, Pete went on fucking drugs, Roger's hair grew bigger than his body and John became known as the guy who just stood there. Everything came to a halt when Keith became a supposed An Hero in September 1978, but they just put in another drummer, Kenny Jones (which everyone hated) and the band fucked up. In the early 2000s Pete was arrested because he watched child porn, claiming to have been researching the topic for a book and getting off the charge but considering he's 70, it's pretty obvious why he did. Now 80-year old men waiting to die, they released the song "Be Lucky" in 2014, with autotune.
How The Shitstorm Began
Once a upon a time in peaceful Shepherd's Bush, London, Roger Harry Daltrey was expelled from his school because he didn't wear a uniform (????WTF) and like every other fucking rock star, he got a job at a sheet metal factory. It was around this time that he met one of his old classmates, John Entwistle, who had a very long dildo like stringed instrument known as the bass guitar. Seriously even Roger's first question was "What's that on your back?". Well some shit happened and the two, with normal kid-turned-pedo Pete Townshend joining as well, and the Detours were formed. Roger was on guitar, John was on bass, a gay guy called Colin Dawson on vocals, another faggot called Harry Wilson (who was fired and replaced by Doug Sandom) on the drums, and Pete on rhythm guitar. Then, Roger got butthurt at Colin and kicked him out of the band, and then another fag called Gabby Connolly took Colin's place. And then Roger got butthurt by Gabby's existence and kicked him off and decided to sing himself. So Pete became THE OENLY GETURRISTT!!!!1 and then the band continued as a foursome, holding many concerts-turned-orgies around teh englands. When Pete invited his soulmate Richard Barnes over to his dorm for some great sex, they decided to make a name for their gay rights group, after Johnny Devlin stole their original Detours name. Barnes, just before sucking off Pete's giant 600-mile long cock, suggested they should be called The Who. Pete took this into consideration and they became TEH WHOOOOOOOOOOOO (are you).
Keith Moon And His Explosiveness
In 1964, Pete got fucking pissed at Doug, butthurt by his shitty fucking drumming and instantly sacked him, also forcing him to give his kit to their replacement drummer, which would be Keith Moon, the gayest drummer in the history of rock and roll and music as a whole. Keith had a fetish for blowing up everything in his eye sight. They liked him instantly and hired him on the spot. Keith had already been sucking dick with the Beachcombers, but abandoned them so he could spent time with his new boyfriends. They caught the eye of Pete Meaden, a manager who literally almost fucked the band up by renaming them "the High Numbers" and releasing re-writes of R&B hits (seriously, they couldn't even fucking make an original song). So, they dumped Meaden and got Chris Stamp and Kit Lambert. Stamp was kind of older than the age of the band, but Kit was 30 and ugly af, looking like a really fucked up version of Ian Curtis from Joy Division and this was before he even existed as a singer. The Who found them good enough and they recorded "I Can't Explain", a song about a guy who's so retarded he is oblivious to the fact he's in love. This was their first single, but it still wasn't number one. The Who however carried on and recorded their first album, "My Generation". The title track is basically fucking Elmer Fudd trying to promote his shitty generation, but since of how fucking catchy everyone thought it was, it was a hit regardless.
Drugs
Roger Daltrey became increasingly butthurt over the band's use of drugs and in the end, after a shitty concert where they all played out of tune, fucking beat the shit out of Keith Moon while flushing the band's reason for existence down the toilet. Roger was lolbanned for a bunch of weeks until he finally decided to surrender like a pussy and follow the rules. After this the band began work on their second album, A Quick One While He's Away, better known as A Quick Shit While He's Under.
A Quick Fuck While He's Horny
The new album was about a girl guide whose boyfriend didn't come back to her like he was supposed to yesterday, until she finds Ivor The Engine Driver, whom she almost fucks until her boyfriend returns. Somehow, even after he saw his own girlfriend almost get fucked by some greasy old cunt, he forgives her in the end. They decided to pile it up even further with some shitty faggot ass songs including one about a whiskey man, and put it out in the middle of 1966.
The Who Shit Out
After A Quick Rape was a hit, the four men knew they needed to suck more money out of those scooter riding mod fags and began working on yet another album The Who Sell Out. The album was meant to sound like a pirate radio station with shitty commercials for products in between, including one for a bodybuilding course. Also included was the hit "I Can See For Miles", which is one of CSI's theme songs. Aside from this we get other shitty songs, including one called Rael. During this period they released Pictures Of Lily, a song about a 13 year old boy who doesn't know how to sleep, so his dad slaps a bunch of pictures of a woman called Lily on his wall, and it makes him sleep better, up until he finds out she died in 1929. So he cries like a fucking baby and he fantasizes about being with her. Somehow this was a hit too. This came out in December 1967 and everyone loved it. People are so fucking stupid.
Magic Pus: The Who On Meth
Fast forward to 1968 and The Who put out a single called Dogs which has guitarist Pete Townshend commenting on a greyhound's ass as the song is fading out in the end. "Nice dog, lovely form, lovely buttocks." Finally, this single actually failed to chart, ending The Poo's charting streak. Not long after they recorded Magic Bus, about some gay hippie double decker. At this same time, record company RCA did a photo shoot with them and released an album containing some never-before-heard songs without their permission. Pete, pissed off they were going downhill, sat in his little studio and brainstormed the most fucked up story ever known to the universe: Tommy.
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