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When making multiple edits to a single article please remember to preview your edits, otherwise you clog up recent changes. ~ Sirkillsalot 12:48, 24 May 2012 (EDT)
I removed the flavor text from it because that's not really what it's for. Nobody cares about the copyright, but thanks for uploading it. If you want it to say something, put something funny. What you originally posted is still in the upload comment for the file. Mike the Great (talk) 15:06, 24 May 2012 (EDT)
well you don't have to, they're fine there. They provide an upload comment like you originally probably intended to do. If you have a problem with it, I can get Hipcrime to flush it and you can re-upload it without it, but you really don't need to worry. I was just explaining at you why I blanked the page. Mike the Great (talk) 16:56, 24 May 2012 (EDT)
RE:
I'm fine, my name just uses CSS style shadows for a rainbow, starting with red font color. Whatever browser (probably mobile) doesn't display the CSS. Mike the Great (talk) 03:40, 4 June 2012 (EDT)
Sigurd Hosenfeld
the article was restored here. Zaiger's got your back. Also if you know of any pseudonyms he goes by could you throw in a few redirects? (just go to say Sigurd Hosenfeld and paste "#REDIRECT [[SigurdHosenfeld]]") If not that's fine I'll make what I can, but thought you might be familiar with the subject. Also thanks for catching that. Mike the Great (talk) 20:59, 9 June 2012 (EDT)
Thanks Mike. love you man.
And sadly, i dont have any other pseudonyms on me at this point :(
Yeah something along those lines. Woke up to that after a night of drinking. It made my whole day a little brighter. Mike the Great (talk) 04:03, 19 June 2012 (EDT)
RE:
Uhhhhh you're welcome. ~Oblique 04:33, 22 June 2012 (EDT)
Love you guys, not to be gay or anything. -Bystandah2012
Also because I'm getting ready to sock at DA and harrass this artist -Bystandah2012 17:09, 3 October 2012 (EDT)
RE: The 34's made by REIQ
Normally, ED only makes articles about porn artists if you know a lot of shameful stuff about the artist himself. -Gray 22:57, 30 September 2012 (EDT)
That whole "charging for an account" is good stuff, but you'll need a little more. Is there any docs of him? Is he a furry or a pedophile? -Gray 01:16, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
As stated, you'll need more on the guy. However, you might want to place his name and pics here. -Gray 09:28, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
Making an account just to make an article on a guy sounds like a lot of work over nothing. Don't be disappointed if you quit. Unless someone is a clear unlikeable bastard, it's difficult to make a decent article about them. -Gray 10:50, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
I didn't mean that. I meant making an account on DA just to make an article on the guy, plus sockpuppets, that's even more hassle. -Gray 11:48, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
The reactions of his fans to trolling may just make the article decent but still seems like a lot of work. -Gray 13:20, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
Shit, that sucks. Well, at least most of the files won't go unused (they're on Rule 34). -Gray 11:56, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
Re: ... What?
I can't tell what you are apologizing for or where you uploaded pictures TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 21:13, 4 October 2012 (EDT)
Yes, the asspain was great. I cannot forgive you for posting a picture of the preview button on my page. That wasn't cool. I hate youI hate youI hate youI hate youI hate youI hate you TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 21:19, 4 October 2012 (EDT)
By the way, is my signature fucking with this text?
SON OF A BITCH THE TAGS ARE CLOSED, I HATE YOU GUYS TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 21:28, 4 October 2012 (EDT)
It's a Worthy Cause
Usually I try not to spam the Recent Changes but the names are coming to me as I go along. Anyways, you should be using 'enhanced recent changes', which basically keeps recent changes from clogging up. It's a hell of a lot better than the unaltered RC; you can find the option under 'preferences'. --owl.talk 08:46, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
Re: Miyagi
Who cares if he's a spy? Wikipedia is powerless. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 12:32, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
Re: Unblocked socks
I secretly suspect Zaiger is the biggest troll in ED history and they are his socks. But don't tell anyone. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 13:42, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
“
Bambifan is universally despised among Sysops and EDitors because he makes ED worse with every edit.
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—TylerRosenow, sometime last month.
I believe Zaiger will realize how truly fucking awful and unwanted Bambi's presence is. 3 staff members just requested Bambi's ban within 5 minutes of each other on Zaiger's talk page. If he ignores us now, I will probably an hero TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 19:02, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
Bambi's userpage
Go for it. I already revert him when he tries to edit it, lol TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 21:55, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
RE: What do you think of this?
I like creepy images. As for the Oriental girl, I can't tell if she's attractive or ugly. -Gray 23:20, 9 October 2012 (EDT)
Re: Banhammer
Why is that? Am I missing something? TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 01:10, 10 October 2012 (EDT)
Go call User:Thedude3012 an unfunny faggot. Hopefully he will e-mail you a rant similar to the one I locked onto his userpage. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 01:22, 10 October 2012 (EDT)
Thank you for helping me milk this lolcow TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 16:52, 10 October 2012 (EDT)
The dude guy. Bambifan was just a troll feigning idiocy. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 17:04, 10 October 2012 (EDT)
Re: Kittens on banned losers
Sometimes a sysop will choose to {{kittens}} a particularly asinine or retarded fuckwad who has no contributions to the great history of ED. However overusing it gets annoying, so when you guys do it to every banned account you find, it bothers me. It's not against the rules though. Just asking as a bro. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 17:46, 10 October 2012 (EDT)
I removed the {{kittens}} because that faggot hadn't even been banned yet, and a sysop dropped me a message to make sure people don't spam it everywhere. DarkLordTR 01:47, 12 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR
RE:
Ok done, also on the subject could you pretty plz refrain from using saranwrap/kittens on userpages of users that are yet to be blocked because it makes it easier for sysops to check pages and contribs if they haven't been. Thankyou. ~Oblique 02:02, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
RE:
Yep, admin or two wikis that absolutely hate each other. Feels good man. ~Oblique 22:15, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
You should head over to the #wiki channel on ED IRC so you can collaborate with fellow EDiots and SysOps on all sorts of lulzy wiki related activities.
Google "irc client" if you don't have one already.
There is a link at the tippy top of every page. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 13:43, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
BTW you'll want to join #wiki instead of #ed. #ed is a shit-slinging contest, #wiki is more about discussing articles. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 13:48, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
TheDood
hi. i left him a message on his talkpage, which i find brings more drama than a ban. -hipcrime 19:24, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
Why am I saying this? Because you confused the edit summary with the SEO page title, refrain from fucking up SEO thx.
(notice how the title of your talk says
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
removing retarded rainbow
(which are in no way retarded), and then there is a diff of you removing the rainbows) --Andrés(talkplx) 20:49, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
Important
When you use the rollback tool, fix the Meta information. Be sure the Index and Follow boxes are checked, and replace key words. For whatever reason rollbacks blank meta, so we use it very sparingly. TylerRosenow → ☎✉✍ 23:38, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
BleedingFireWolf
As I understand it, once an article is made it's to be removed from the list of Needed Articles list. BleedingFireWolf. Perhaps you didn't notice that.
LoveTheLulz 8:12, 15 October 2012 (UTC)
I could go back and just add the article name saying it's been created instead of leaving all that info there.
LoveTheLulz 8:32, 15 October 2012 (UTC)
Done. I'll keep note of this when creating future articles. LoveTheLulz 8:36, 15 October 2012 (UTC)
Sure, I appreciate your help. LoveTheLulz 9:07, 15 October 2012 (UTC)
Lil b says that he looks like Jesus. You say it seemed blanking. It was not. Lil b does not look like Jesus. Please lurk more. --Andrés(talkplx) 21:24, 17 October 2012 (EDT)
Nigga Nigga
I leik 2 fap 2 my stash of MLP hentai.
-Gray 01:05, 18 October 2012 (EDT)
Why did you use the same insult on me twice? If it's not too much to ask, be a little more original with your criticisms. -Gray 23:29, 20 October 2012 (EDT)
The content in my user page are articles that I'm making. I take it to main space and remove it from my user page when I'm done with them. -Gray 23:49, 20 October 2012 (EDT)
I don't like user spaces. I like my work space to be as accessible as possible. -Gray 00:02, 21 October 2012 (EDT)
Ok
I'm not a new user I have VD from prior ED. -=- Phobos 12:57, 29 October 2012 (EDT)
andres is just being rude. once you get the hang of it, you will do just fine. andres: ur mean. >:( -hipcrime 17:52, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
Your sig
is messing up talkpages. plz fix. :) -hipcrime 17:53, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
ya FIX IT YOU FAG. --Andrés(talkplx) 17:54, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
Workin on that hip; Andrés, stfu -NKOSpaz 18:40, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
Adele
yes, you may create just about anything you like. band/musician articles are no longer redirected to fat larry's band, a joke/meme that i never really understood anyway. one day, the policy pages will need to be updated. :) -hipcrime 19:46, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
It's alright, mang, we already got his full dox. Mike the Great (talk) 02:02, 4 November 2012 (EDT)
As long as we're being honest, I'm very mad at that whole crew for banning me and anybdoy who decides to want to talk about me (Including hipcrime) from their super sekrit special kids klub Mike the Great (talk) 02:12, 4 November 2012 (EDT)
lol it's not just iphone. It will crash most modern browsers. Mike the Great (talk) 02:21, 4 November 2012 (EDT) They may be able to treat your assdevastation here--Pleaserapemyface 15:34, 4 November 2012 (EST)
nah man I think it's terminal. — Preceding comment added by Julaaayyy (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
lol
you are so wannabe zaiger. --Andrés(talkplx) 18:26, 4 November 2012 (EST)
it can be fun to do it that way, but the trolljuice from bronies and furries is chalky and unpleasant. i did use template:ponyrape in his ban reason, so that will have to do. :) -hipcrime 06:23, 10 November 2012 (EST)
>implying you are a srs businessman who does not need trivial messages
You should head over to the #wiki channel on ED IRC so you can collaborate with fellow EDiots and SysOps on all sorts of lulzy wiki related activities.
Google "irc client" if you don't have one already.
get your ass in there now. --Andrés(talkplx) 22:14, 10 November 2012 (EST)
yes hello, where did I fuck it up? Also, great words coming from someone who was banned because of reverting hip. --Andrés(talkplx) 14:55, 15 November 2012 (EST)
wow you molished me. --Andrés(talkplx) 15:25, 15 November 2012 (EST)
me neither
hi. i didn't know that either. keep up the good work. -hipcrime 10:56, 20 November 2012 (EST)
kittens
there doesnt seem to be any reason for that, unless the Mac you used has an ip that included {{Kittens}} in their ban reason. you seem to be okay to edit now. is the mac on your usual IP? -hipcrime 10:46, 27 November 2012 (EST)
then my guess is that someone from your college was blocked. were you able to edit before? -hipcrime 10:49, 27 November 2012 (EST)
hm, then i dont know. i would ask e or zaiger. sorry bro. :( -hipcrime 10:54, 27 November 2012 (EST)
that sounds right. schools use more than one ip, and it is unlikely that a rangeblock would be applied to a school. try asking e or zaiger. :) -hipcrime 10:58, 27 November 2012 (EST)
i am truely sorry for your lots. :D actually, i was going to try to work on Elmo but it doesn't appear that i will have time. care to have a look? ima upload one or two pix before i go. if you want to, plz try to see if you can salvage the elmo article. there has been recent news on him. -hipcrime 11:02, 27 November 2012 (EST)
no as far as i can tell youre ok. -hipcrime 11:03, 27 November 2012 (EST)
thanks. i added the image and a couple of hastily written lines. :) -hipcrime 11:07, 27 November 2012 (EST)
I had to dig that page off the Wayback Machine and put it back together by hand, so thanks for protecting the page and telling that page blanking shitheel to fuck off. DarkLordTR 15:11, 29 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR
About ze edit(Kind of Late)
No, I crossed out (and did it again) the user section of the Dead Frontier article with a strikethrough because, clearly, the person was writing himself and his friends into an article which is supposed to be trolling people from Dead Frontier. I'm actually not on that article, nor am I friends with any of the users mentioned on that page.
You need to stop locking pages of users that aren't doing something right. Please stop abusing the protect button. ~Oblique 17:04, 30 November 2012 (EST)
Rakuhana
Sometimes I wonder why people make sockpuppet accounts. If it didn't work the first time, what makes them think it'll work the next two. -Gray 17:21, 1 December 2012 (EST)
Well hi there new internets BFF! I must have missed the day when I became the nominated interwiki shit-talk relay, and a quick look at http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Snaisybelle will probably suffice to say I am not the person to bitch at on that one. Also, obnoxious sig is obnoxious, and I am not going to explain the joke that was played out three years ago. Just for you, and because I don't want to trigger some kind of huge sperg, please accept this simple link by way of comment sig. Kind regards, Snaisybelle
I don't really get why you'd want the account banned, but I have done it because that is how best friends do. You haven't bitched at me before about ohi, but you are bitching at me now. Ohi content has literally fuck all to do with me, and even if it did I do not do ohi/.se rage from either side. Again, obnoxious sig is obnoxious because obnoxious, however I was admittedly unaware of doubling up to remove the full body of the subst, so thank you for the trick. Forever yours, Snaisy
re: Laurelai
This is mostly stuff that happened to me and my boyfriend during August and some stuff before an after. There's a lot of documented shit that I've got from what you can probably see :> --NekoArc 14:35, 2 December 2012 (EST)
FYI, saw the gallery for Final Fantasy XIII needs some help, and since I'm taking a short break from finding ED.com pages, I'd be happy to hunt down some of the pictures for the page.
It's says no file exists and a new one can be uploaded but the thumbnail template is up so I can't. Not sure what happened, could be a bug or template error.
my friend Gray here has yet to have fished out a blanker who was inactive for a year and finally surfsced up here to cause butthurt. o wat should we do? ••GeneralNiggerson 18:08, 5 December 2012 (EST)
can someone also undo tkn bot's revision on my userpage ••GeneralNiggerson 18:15, 5 December 2012 (EST)
07:31, 6 December 2012 00000000000000000000000000000 (Talk | contribs) A challenger appears!
07:30, 6 December 2012 000000000000000000000000000000 (Talk | contribs) A challenger appears!
looks like sock puppet wankery -••GeneralNiggerson 02:57, 6 December 2012 (EST)
Join here.
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