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The Jewnited States of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Divided States of Embarassment, Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Jewnited States of Americunts, The Jews States of Israelistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, Jewnited States of Americunts, the Black States of America, United Failed States Of America, United Rogue States Of America or just Jewnited States of Americunts (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #2 on top ten fattest countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-Spain, also known as the Mexico.
Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy, fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease, remove the foremost part of the reproductive organ of their male offspring, and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. Even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas, and an extreme case of baby-dick, they believe they are superior to everyone else.
The United States is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in human history, and it is despised, secretly or openly, by every other country on the planet, primarily because it is inhabited by the type of people who can order a murder for hire but America is one of the world's most hypocritical countries. It bases its self-perception on lies and myths. The most common misconception about America is that it is a democracy. Bullshit. De facto, America is an oligarchy, not a democracy. Freedom of speech and expression does not exist, unless one believes that the nonsense written on the Constitution is not a hoax concocted by Jewish Americans.
But America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS. It's a trap to get poor people who are looking for jobs who live in a bad place to come over only for their kids to be sent to Guantanamo Bay, be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being unnecessarily searched at airports, similar to how pedophiles lure kids into their vans with promises of candy.
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