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Mötley Crüe

Mötley Crüe are shitty band of dirty Jewboy Americunts. Shitty people playing shitty semi-satanic music for even shittier kids to listen to while doing shitty drugs. When they're not playing thier god awful music they're usually addicted to heroin, porn, domestic violence, and vehicular homicide. They appeal to pansy edgelord kids because "herr durr they is into like Satan and drugs and stuff". Women's clothing, makeup, hairspray, and semen help make up the band's trademark look: That of a quartet of cross-dressing kids with an eating disorder. The last time we saw a group of pussies of this caliber was during the French surrender during World War II. ~~On the bright side, they don't have any niggers.~~ Tommy Lee became a rapper.

(( A Shitty Band With Shittier People ))


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