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[[Image:tybb-america-white.gif|thumb|right|This bear says: "America is bad, and your mom's a hoe".]] | [[Image:tybb-america-white.gif|thumb|right|This bear says: "America is bad, and your mom's a hoe".]] | ||
'''Anti-Americanism''' is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the [[Americunts| | '''Anti-Americanism''' is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the [[Americunts|citizens of the United States of America]] themselves. | ||
[[Image:european_electrocution.jpg|thumb| Attacking the messenger. ]] | [[Image:european_electrocution.jpg|thumb| Attacking the messenger. ]] | ||
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==The Drama Unfolds== | ==The Drama Unfolds== | ||
Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating [[retarded]] drama. Not even [[ED]] itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, [[some argue|studies show]] that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic. | {{true}} | ||
Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating [[retarded]] drama. Not even [[ED]] itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, [[some argue|studies show]] that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic. | |||
==Causes of Anti-Americanism== | ==Causes of Anti-Americanism== | ||
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*Fear: Because America is taking over teh [[World]]. | *Fear: Because America is taking over teh [[World]]. | ||
*Jealousy: Because America is way better than your [[Mexico|shitty country]]. | *Jealousy: Because America is way better than your [[Mexico|shitty country]]. | ||
*Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your [[France|shitty country]] and are [[ | *Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your [[France|shitty country]] and are [[skullfuck|constantly in your face]] about it. | ||
*Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding. | *Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding. | ||
*Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too. | *Peer Pressure: Because [[terrorists|your friends]] hate America too. | ||
*Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win most Nobel Prizes. | *Idiocy: Because Americans know how to [[grammar nazi|properly conjugate]] words such as deserve, as well as win [[Jews|the most Nobel Prizes]]. | ||
==A Possible Solution== | ==A Possible Solution== | ||
Denial, ask the haters: "[[Why do you hate America?]]". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments. | Denial, ask the haters: "[[Why do you hate America?]]". Or even consider talking about it using [[shit nobody cares about|foreign arguments.]] | ||
===Haz Arguments=== | ===Haz Arguments=== | ||
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Anti-Americanism is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the citizens of the United States of America themselves.
The Drama Unfolds
Template:True Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating retarded drama. Not even ED itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, studies show that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic.
Causes of Anti-Americanism
- Fear: Because America is taking over teh World.
- Jealousy: Because America is way better than your shitty country.
- Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your shitty country and are constantly in your face about it.
- Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding.
- Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too.
- Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win the most Nobel Prizes.
A Possible Solution
Denial, ask the haters: "Why do you hate America?". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments.
Haz Arguments
- French / Latin Argumentum:
- A variable in a logical or mathematical expression whose value determines the dependent variable.
- British argument:
- A discussion in which reasons are advanced for and against some proposition or proposal.
- Americanistic argument:
- Forpay of gun fight.
- Anything that kills rational discussion dead.
