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'''Fallout 76''' is [[Bethesda Softworks|Bugthesda Shitworks]]' latest attempt to [[Jew|milk]] the formerly beloved '''[[Fallout]]''' franchise by shitting out yet another [[Shit|half-arsed]] attempt at a Fallout game on the same [[Beta|buggy]] and [[Old|outdated]] game engine as [[2015]]'s ''[[Fallout 4]]'', [[2011]]'s ''[[Skyrim]]'', [[2008]]'s ''[[Bioshock|Fallout 3]]'', [[2006]]'s ''[[Stop right there, criminal scum!|Oblivion]]'', [[2002]]'s ''[[Morrowind]]'' and [[Last Thursday|1982]]'s ''[[Custer's Revenge]]''. Following the release of the final [[DLC]] for Fallout 4, Bethesda's '''Fraud Howard''' and his team decided to give a huge [[Fuck you|middle finger]] to fans of '''[[The Elder Scrolls]]''' by immediately going back to making moar [[DLC]] for Fallout 4 – only this time they'd attempt to rake in even more [[Jewgold]] by releasing it as a "''[[Original content|brand new]]''" [[Scam|full-priced]] game.
'''Fallout Online''', sometimes referred to as '''Fallout 76''' and formerly known as '''Project V13''', is a [[Detroit|post-apocalyptic]] [[MMO]] (Minimally Multiplayer Online) "''[[roleplay]]ing''" game and [[Bethesda Softworks|Bugthesda Shitworks]]' latest attempt to [[Jew|milk]] the formerly beloved '''[[Fallout]]''' franchise by shitting out a [[Shit|half-arsed]] attempt at an online Fallout game on the same [[Beta|buggy]] and [[Old|outdated]] game engine that powered [[2015]]'s ''[[Fallout 4]]'', [[2011]]'s ''[[Skyrim]]'', [[2008]]'s ''[[Bioshock|Fallout 3]]'', [[2006]]'s ''[[Stop right there, criminal scum!|Oblivion]]'', [[2002]]'s ''[[Morrowind]]'' and [[Last Thursday|1982]]'s ''[[Custer's Revenge]]''.
 
Following the release of the final [[DLC]] for Fallout 4, Bethesda's '''Fraud Howard''' and his team decided to give a huge [[Fuck you|middle finger]] to fans of '''[[The Elder Scrolls]]''' by immediately going back to making moar [[DLC]] for Fallout 4 – only this time they'd attempt to rake in even more [[Jewgold]] by releasing it as a "''[[Original content|brand new]]''" [[Scam|full-priced]] game.


Not content with just giving a [[fuck you]] to [[Elder Scrolls]] fags, Bethesda also decided to give a huge [[fuck you]] to [[Fallout]]fags by setting '''Fallout 76''' a mere 20 years after the great war – thus making it the earliest game in the series timeline and setting things up for Bethesda to brutally [[rape]] the Fallout [[canon]].
Not content with just giving a [[fuck you]] to [[Elder Scrolls]] fags, Bethesda also decided to give a huge [[fuck you]] to [[Fallout]]fags by setting '''Fallout 76''' a mere 20 years after the great war – thus making it the earliest game in the series timeline and setting things up for Bethesda to brutally [[rape]] the Fallout [[canon]].

Revision as of 16:29, 11 June 2018

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Yes, this garbage is actually the official logo for the game...

Fallout Online, sometimes referred to as Fallout 76 and formerly known as Project V13, is a post-apocalyptic MMO (Minimally Multiplayer Online) "roleplaying" game and Bugthesda Shitworks' latest attempt to milk the formerly beloved Fallout franchise by shitting out a half-arsed attempt at an online Fallout game on the same buggy and outdated game engine that powered 2015's Fallout 4, 2011's Skyrim, 2008's Fallout 3, 2006's Oblivion, 2002's Morrowind and 1982's Custer's Revenge.

Following the release of the final DLC for Fallout 4, Bethesda's Fraud Howard and his team decided to give a huge middle finger to fans of The Elder Scrolls by immediately going back to making moar DLC for Fallout 4 – only this time they'd attempt to rake in even more Jewgold by releasing it as a "brand new" full-priced game.

Not content with just giving a fuck you to Elder Scrolls fags, Bethesda also decided to give a huge fuck you to Falloutfags by setting Fallout 76 a mere 20 years after the great war – thus making it the earliest game in the series timeline and setting things up for Bethesda to brutally rape the Fallout canon.


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