Zug Massacre
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Friedrich Leibacher | |
| Born | July 21, 1944 |
| Died | September 27, 2001 (aged 57) |
| Nationality: | Swissfag 
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| Highscore | Killed 14, injured 18 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yeah |
Friedrich Heinz Leibacher was some paranoid oldfag that thought the Zug government was conspiring against him, so he thought of one way to stop them.
Background
Friedrich (born July 21, 1944) had several failed marriages with Dominican th0ts, and only managed to have one daughter out of all these relationships. Throughout 1970, he was convicted of several charges, including incest, probably with his daughter, theft, forgery, and ultimately got put in the slammer with Big Bubba for 18 months because of these offenses. Once he was released, despite being employed in business before, he was left jobless. He then was diagnosed with a personality disorder probably due to the fact he was batshit insane. In 1998, the dumb fuck threatened to kill a Zug Transport Company bus driver, but luckily for him, he was not convicted. He was then involved in several lawsuits against the company along with the Zug government, saying he thought he was being treated unfairly. Though these lawsuits were dismissed by court however, which probably angered the fuck out of him, as he was also believing that the government was plotting against him.
Gear
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His loadout consisted of a Remington 870 Express shotgun, some switzfag assault rifle, a good ol' Smith and Wesson, along with some crappy Sig Sauer pistol, he also wore a police uniform
Shooting
On September 27, 2001, the Tag des Zornes, our hero walked into the Zug Parliament building to go on a mission of epic lulz. Because he was playing Hitman IRL, he was able to bypass security while wearing the police officer disguise. He then made his way into the chamber, were he opened fire on council members, politicians, and journalists. Afterwards, he then detonated a homemade bomb, and then he pulled a Kurt Cobain and ate a shotgun shell. He fired a total of 91 rounds, and the pigs found a suicide note, which contained the words "Day of wrath for the Zug mafia".
Gallery
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 14/20 18 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 |
| Style: | 20/20 Dressed as a cop |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Switzerland's worst mass shooting |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Bonus points for getting a good score on medium mode |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Anders Behring Breivik & Gabriel Wortman - Fellow High Scorers and cop LARPers
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
