Anti-Americanism
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Anti-Americanism is a trend that is widely accepted by about 99.8% of the world, including half of the citizens of the United States of America themselves.
The Drama Unfolds
Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating retarded drama. Not even ED itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, studies show that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic.
Causes of Anti-Americanism
- Fear: Because America is taking over teh World.
- Jealousy: Because America is way better than your shitty country.
- Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your shitty country and are constantly in your face about it.
- Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding.
- Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too.
- Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win the most Nobel Prizes.
A Possible Solution
Denial, ask the haters: "Why do you hate America?". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments.
Haz Arguments
- French / Latin Argumentum:
- A variable in a logical or mathematical expression whose value determines the dependent variable.
- British argument:
- A discussion in which reasons are advanced for and against some proposition or proposal.
- Americanistic argument:
- Forpay of gun fight.
- Anything that kills rational discussion dead.
