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ROFL (archaic: ROTFL, pronounced "Roffle") is primarily used by smug 16-year-old girl laughing at each others' hilarious antics. It meant "rolling on the floor laughing," and was first used as far back as Shakespeare. In 'Macbeth' he wrote:


   
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Glamis thou art, and Cordor, and shalt ROTFL thy cvnt off, when we kill that fvcking King
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—Shakespeare knew how work the blue

Two days after Shakespeare wrote this, it became irritating. By the advent of Broadband it was as passé as corduroy and today it is considered firmly old meme. DO NOT USE THIS EXPRESSION. If you do the reader may mistake you for an asshole and injure themselves ROTFL at your expense. To do so is to indicate that you are as slow as your dial-up connection and TWICE AS FUCKING ANNOYING.

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To update the expression and safeguard it against the HORROR of the millennium bug it was streamlined by removing a superfluous 'T'. This was found to increase its productivity by up to 25%, preserving the internet users' time for more important pursuits. Win!

Gallery

  • Delicious roffles.MMM

    Delicious roffles.MMM

  • Same thing, but added a few letters

    Same thing, but added a few letters

  • Magniloquent rofl

    Magniloquent rofl

  • ROTF!!.

    ROTF!!.

  • If MeganSpeaks doesn't believe in lulz, she doesn't believe in rofl

    If MeganSpeaks doesn't believe in lulz, she doesn't believe in rofl

  • Not to be confused with.

    Not to be confused with.

Moar Expressions

  • ROFLMAO - a dance maneuver in which the anus is jettisoned for comic effect
  • ROFLOLMAO - The above, but with LOL - sounds good but it doesn't even make sense.
  • ROFLMFAO - used by girls with low self-esteem.
  • ROTFLMAOOTDADTRAITPOAOT
  • ROFLMAOWMVTCP - An advanced version of the aforementioned dance maneuver, with the added skill of Masturbating Vigorously to Child Porn at the same time.
  • ROFLMAYONNAISE - or Roffle-Mayo, (1) a corruption of the word 'lulz' commonly used by hackers on steroids,(2) roffle-mayo - a break dance maneuver in which mayonnaise is jettisoned from the anus prior to surprise buttsex

See also


WTF
WTF
Rofl is part of a series on acronyms

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Internets Lingo

AFAIK • ASL • BFF • Brb • BTFO • Btw • CBF • DBI • DFC • FFS • FTFY • Ftw • g2g • GG • GTFO • IAWTC • IDGAF • IDK • IIRC • ILY • IMO • IMHO • ISHYGDDT • j/k • JFC • Lmao • LOL • M/F? • NSFW • OMG • QFT • PHP • Rofl • RTFM • Shit nobody cares about • Stfu • STFW • SWTF • TMI • TTYL • WTF • You Gonna Get Raped • ZOMG

Other Lingo

Bcc • FIRRIB • Fuck you, I'm a dragon! • FUBAR • GABYAW • IDIFTL • PITR • TLA • YHBT

Internet Places/Group

Cult of the Dead Cow • FCTC • Something Awful • GNAA • IRC • LUE • PP4L • Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center • TOTSE

Moar Internet Shit

Bantown • GNU • GPG4Win • MTP • MMORPG • P2P • PGP • ror

IRL Acronyms

BBS • BCE • BDIC • BDIC/GNWT • ITT Tech • John F. Kennedy • NORP • PB • YOLO

Bad Acronyms

ACLU • The Great eBarrier Reef • OBAMACORN • ALF • ATF • BDSM • BLP • CIA • CP • Criteria for Speedy Deletion • DMCA • English Defence League • ESRB • Party Van • FA • FFA • FNB • Internet Watch Foundation • L.U.L.Z. • MGTOW • MPAA • Media Transfer Protocol • M.U.G.E.N • NAMBLA • NEDM • RIAA • SPH • SPLC • TBBT • TOW • WWJD


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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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