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YourMovieSucks (Powerword: Adam Johnston) is a gay furfag, known on JewTube for amazing his audience of 14 year old cunts with his hardcore movie reviews, full filled with edgy jokes and unfunny memes. His greatest claim to fame is a two part "review" of Cool Cat which is mostly comprised of nit-picks and jokes trying too hard to be edgy. His other greatest achievement is writing a college essay on why fucking animals is okay, something he still tries to defend to this day. Most of his content focuses on "so bad it's good" content, but a majority of his reviews are hipster garbage, in which he criticizes films for not all being the same, pandering to his damaged brain. When he's not preteneding to hate good films, he proudly makes "brave and controversial" observations about media that everyone else made years ago. To top it off, he's a bonafide asshole who doesn't give two shits about your opinion, ever. This is pretty evident as those who tried to be friends with him are often met with being bullied by the pretend tough guy furfag.

Biography

Born in Soviet Canuckistan, Adam first plagued the Internets in 2006 with his first channel, originally called DarkOceanAdam. If its name didn't give it away already, this channel was ran by a dropped-in-the-head teenager whose main humour constisted of shitty attempts at being edgy. 1 year later, inspired by one of his first fuckbuddies, TheAmazingAtheist, Adam created anUnkindnessvideo ( explains alot, huh? ). Most of his content consisted of shitty, emo music videos with him naked talking about death, with TheAmazingAtheist jerking off behind the camera.

Of course, knowing what a useless piece of shit he is, Adam realised he needed to become a movie "critic". That's how he pooped YourMovieSucksDOTorg (YMS for short) out of his ass in 2010. Despite being his 3rd channel, the audio from his first videos is fucking worse than the one from anUnkindnessvideo.

On his JewTube channel Adam posts reviews of the latest movies giving such controversial and daring commentary as "Marvel films aren't perfect." and "Goatse films are usually bad.", brilliant observations only a counter-culture genius like Adam can make. His Twitch career is just as brave and exciting, as Adam can be found playing video games for hours at a time with the same unchanging expression on his face, whilst commentating in a monotone voice on how much he wants to fuck horses and occasionally just describing what's on screen.

Zoophilia

As it should be no surprise to anyone Adam being a furry is also a pro animal fucking degenerate. On YMS' gaming channel he defended bestiality in a video of him playing Mass Effect, making retard arguments comparing animal fucking to camping, skydiving and driving. Seeing as nobody watches his boring as fuck let's play videos this went completely under the radar.