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**Myth:** obesity is due to bad thyroids and low thermogenesis.
**Fact:** obese people under-report their eating and over-report their exercise.

FUN FACT: Fat people shit A-LOT. The fatter the person the more shit & fart they produce. This is is not a meme but reality.

FUN FACT: The more fat a person is the more their blood resembles mayonnaise

A word that describes about 99.9% of the internets. Also, one who cannot fit into MRIs. Fat people are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, cry, talk trash with their fat friends, eat, act petty, eat in secret, cry about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to their kind, cry while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.

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A fat child's experiments with jenkem.
Fat girls are often retards.
Suuuuure ya do...
Fatties aren't very coordinated.
Fat people are shitheads.
Because fatties cannot reach their private areas, they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
Fatties are often great dancers.
Pies, you say?

Fat Mentality

Fatfucks possess fat mentality, which subscribes to the following assumptions:

FALSE ASSUMPTION	TRUTH
It is not my fault I am fat.	Unless you have medical proof that it is not your fault, then it is obvious that you have trouble putting the fucking fork down.
Because I am fat, I can be a bitch. If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat and they are racists.	Seriously, nobody likes a fatty unless they put out and leave. And since when is being fat considered a race? Oh, wait. It isn't.
Real women have curves.	Curves do not equal balloons of lard. Know the difference; it could save your life.
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16.	Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs, putting her at a BMI of 21 [overweight being 25]. The size 16 myth was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lardasses. Weight notwithstanding, Marilyn Monroe was hot. You are ugly.
Men who like thin women are secretly gay (like fashion designers).	Oh, of course. Women who have normal proportions are so terrifying. How could I be so stupid? Actually, men who like thin women don't like land manatees like you.
I am a victim.	No, you are a terminally obese whore. It's not the bullet, it's always the sniper.
It's what is inside that counts.	You only think that because you're repugnant on the outside, and because you have a lot inside of you. You're being a deluded retard. The surest and most truthful indication of "what a person is inside" is what they do. What you do reveals who and what you are, because what you do proceeds from who and what you are.
You must change the airplane seats to fit my cyclopean fat ass.	How about you stop being a Jews and pay for first class? Maybe that's incentive enough to stop being such a corpulent cunt.
I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice.	You deserve a push down a flight of stairs. Actually, nevermind. It might cause a fucking earthquake.
I have had sex with over 100 men from bars, I must be ~~hot~~ a whore.	Enough alcohol makes anyone look good, hon. Oh, and if your stomach sticks out more than your tits do, we all have a problem.
Baby Got Back was about fat women.	It was about women with great asses; yours, on the other hand, looks like a fucking Hutt.
More cushion for the pushing.	I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your sweaty folds
It's better than being uncomfortably overweight.	Fat = Uncomfortably overweight. All of that fried chicken must have cut off circulation to the brain for a moment, there.
Because I am fat, I have powerful lungs which makes me a good singer.	Oh, that was singing? I thought that was you yelling for more cake. Opera singers develop barrel chests, not rolls of belly fat. Can you hit a high C and hold it? No? Then you are not an opera singer, you are fat.
If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic.	I find you abominably repulsive, as does the rest of the general population. It's not a phobia. I'm just concerned about your health.
If you don't like my "womanly" body, you're a pedophile.	You're not a woman, you're a punching bag that overeats and talks back. And I don't need any lip from a punching bag.

Some say that the fat mentality is the main reason fat people are unattractive. This is a lie. Fat people are unattractive because they are a bloated mockery of the human form.

RUN AWAY WHEN SOMEONE FAT DANCES

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Obesity and Oral Sex

It should be noted that landwhales give great head. Fat whores give the best head because they're always hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth. This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Furthermoar, due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a built-in solution to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably fat dykes. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and cunnilingus. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see gay.

How Fat People Should be Treated

Written at least 100 years ago by Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration of Independence states that all people are created equal. However, fatties are not people, and besides, who cares what a slave fucker like Thomas Jefferson says, amirite? Therefore, mass extermination of fatfucks is recommended and even encouraged by God himself as laid forth in the Bible in that part about flamethrowers, or was it about ham?

Do it for great justice, and for the lulz.

How To Spot A Future Fatty

Apparent "baby fat" does not melt away by the age of 5.
They are named Claire, Dawn, or Pat.
When friends ask them to play outside, they would rather not because video games and anime cartoons don't require you to move.
Constant eating in between meals.
Ballooning around the face and belly.
Prefers cats over dogs because cats don't have to be taken out for walks.
Asks for a ride to school so they don't have to walk.
Depression.
Seeks comfort from material things, especially food.
Lack of a lot of friends to bring home because who the fuck wants to be seen with a fat kid?
Drinks energy drinks for reasons that don't involve "To get a quick burst of energy".
Dates niggers
Has a spic family.

What Happens When Fatfucks Are Enraged

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As you can clearly see, when enraged fat people are known to refrain from physical action because, well, it's action; and action is exercise which is against fat peoples' morals. Instead they make really loud, unnecessary noises and threats they know they are too lazy to carry out as well as an array of feral, guttural noises even more savage sounding than Helen Keller before Anne Sullivan taught her to sign. Approach with caution and earplugs are mandatory when approaching these not so gentle giants. On the rare occasion fatties spot you and charge, stay behind something. They will forget what they were doing since all of the globules of fat replaced most of their brain cells and go back to the KFC bucket. Sometimes the sneaky turds will hurl projectiles that they keep hidden between their rolls. Wear protective gear like a welder's or catcher's mask if you're safety minded.

How To Properly Kill A Lardass

Back in mediæval times, pigs that were so unfit and disgusting that they couldn't be used for food were used for another purpose; kickstarting a fire. To those who don't know, body fat is very flammable and once it's been set on fire, it's difficult to put out. And like the pigs used to kickstart fires, the subject should be set aflame while alive because it will deal out serious amounts of pain and punishment. Remember, the fatter they are the better, the reason why is because if you set only a relatively fat person on fire, say about 150 pounds, they may survive; the less fat that there is, the less damage the flames will deal to their muscle and organ tissue before killing them, that is, if it does kill them. However if you set aflame to a 400 pound subject, it'll rage on and on long before it terminates them. Additionally, the fatter they are, the more enraged the flames will be, the faster they'll reach organ and muscle tissue and overall the more pain they'll endure. And they say that fire has no spiritual purifying applications and wasn't created by God for ~~that~~ this exact purpose! However, you need to consider the probability of smoke suffocation: many people who die in fires don't actually burn to death; they typically end up dying long before then as the smoke from the fire poisons the subject just in the same way exhaust from the tail pipe of a car poisons the subject- painlessly and quickly. To remedy this, you'll need a scuba gear to keep the subject from suffocating to death as opposed to burning to death. However, because the flames are going upward as they tend to do, they can also melt the mask and allow the subject to die from smoke suffocation. To remedy this, flip the subject upside down so that the flames won't effectively ruin the oxygen mask. Additionally, flipping the subject upside down will prevent the subject from passing out from shock as it will rush blood to the brain, rendering the subject conscious throughout the sequence.

Of course you don't have to use fire to ignite the fire, you could always use electricity. Back in the days before lethal injections, prisons used (amongst things) electric chairs for those on death row. For this to be applied correctly, one would have to apply a wet sponge to the top of the subjects head so that the electrical current would be intensified thus quickly and painlessly killing the subject. However, should the sponge be removed prior to the execution, the person will not be killed quickly but rather their not-quite-a-corpse-yet will experience shitloads of pain and eventually catch fire, which ignites from the inside of the subject's body. This will cause the muscle and organ tissue to burn on it's own before the electricity eventually ignites the fat content causing the overall pain endurance all the more satisfying for the observer. This also removes the need for a gas mask as the pain aspect will initiate and conclude long before there's the factor of smoke suffocation and it also removes the need to flip the subject upside down to keep the subject conscious as the electricity will stimulate the brain and keep the subject conscious throughout the sequences entirety.

Do not openly kill the subject with a firearm. Sure, the initial impact will cause much pain, but the flesh the bullet didn't cauterize upon impact will bleed out. Bleeding is essentially the painless way to go. Instead of jarring the nervous system until it explodes, it eases them into shutting down. Bleeding to death is so painless that it can be compared with falling asleep; the subject steadily becomes weaker and weaker until they lose muscle control completely, also meaning that the brain steadily shuts down or, rather, falls asleep. You don't want that, so don't spill blood, at all. This means:

No blades
No guns
No blunt objects
No heart stopping techniques

Weight Loss Advice for Fatties

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Start drinking heavily
Don't ever go to the beach
Stop eating.
Deepthroat your middle finger.
Eat less.
Cut off both of your legs.
Stop participating in the Olive Garden tradition.
Stop eating.
Suicide.
Stop eating.
Do a fucking push-up.
Do Cocaine.
Chop fat off with scalpel, rinse out with salty lemon juice
Stop eating.
Post noodz on BBWChan.
PROTIP: Running burns more calories than playing WoW and eating Cheetos all day.
Go on Dr. Phil.
Get rejected by pro-ana/pro-mia LiveJournal groups.
Stop eating.
Sue McDonald's.
Eat less.
Take a lot of diet pills.
Or Meth.
Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" IS NOT A CHALLENGE.
Stop eating.
Get liposuction.
Try drinking water instead of deep fried milkshake. Just because there's a banana inside doesn't mean it's healthy.
Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
You may find this enjoyable. Let's face it, you're never gonna get laid anyway.
Srsly: Stop eating.
STOP BEING FAT.
Did we mention stop eating?
Eat less.
Befriend Nicole Richie.
Befriend Nicole Richie's Skeleton.
Kill Nicole Richie
BE A MAN, Cut off your fat with a knife

It worked in Changi, it worked for Gandhi.

20 sets 10 reps of fork put-downs.
Get cancer or some other shitty disease.
Run.

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Last but not least... stop believing that "fat" is a magic word. Cutting the lipids known as 'fats' out of your diet won't magically remove 'fat' from your body. When you eat fat, it doesn't somehow get redistributed across your body. Digestion doesn't work like that. If it did, vegans would have green skin. Believing the "low-fat diet" horseshit is like believing that if you run a diesel vehicle, you can collect pure diesel as it comes out the tailpipe.

Euphemisms

Fat women will never refer to themselves as "fat". They will use other, gentler words to describe their disgusting obesity. If you see a fatty use any of the following words to describe his or herself, please correct them:

Heavy

Fat girls will often describe other fat girls as heavy (or heavyset). Example:

Normal person: "Hey, I'm looking for this stupid fat bitch, was she here?"

Fatty: "Excuse me, but did you see a heavy woman here?"

Note: Do not confuse with "top heavy", which means huge boobs. (See Scarlet.)

Chubby

A chubby is a fat girl who thinks she is proportionate. In reality, a chubby girl is not proportionate. The problem with the adjective "chubby" that sets it apart from the other euphemisms is that fat girls who describe themselves as "chubby" are in total denial of their fatness. The following exchange is not uncommon with a fat girl:

Normal person: "Wow, you're fat."

Fatty: "No I'm not, I'm chubby."

Note: Truly proportionate girls are top heavy (see above) and callipygous.

Curvy

Fat women like to justify their lard filled asses by saying that they are curvy or voluptuous as opposed to fat. This is a brazen fucking lie. Fat feminazi whores believe that they are equal in hawtness to Bettie Page or Sophia Loren because of their tit sizes. This is not true, as curvy women are actually attractive. Any fatass who does this is only lying to herself and deserves to burn in a fire. It just confuses people to the point where women are offended by men who call them "curvy" because of the fat fucks using the term to describe themselves, when men are actually giving them a compliment.

A similar incident happened on the hit TV show I Love New York, but no one really gave a shit, because she is an ugly negress who looks like a goddamn wax Muppet. The results of said offensive comment were somewhat lulzy.

Healthy

A word that is being ruined by fat woman much as "curvy" was. Something so obvious shouldn't have to be spelled out, but here goes: a five foot tall woman who weighs 100 pounds is "healthy". A five foot tall woman who weighs 200 pounds is a hippo.

BBW

BBW stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat cunts think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifteen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called FAs, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dicks is known as hoggin. Extremely fat whores (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat) call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".

Rubenesque

Often found in personal ads or used by fatties attempting to "take pride" in their fatness. Peter Paul Rubens was a 16/17th century painter. Many of his paintings show women with fat rolls, exaggerated ass cleavage and cellulite ripples. This was not "the fashion of the time"—other paintings from the same period show women who are not lardasses. It's simply that Mr Rubens was a perverse feeder.

Bear

This is what fat hairy men like to be called, if they are gay and most likely closet fur-fags. The whole Bear scene reeks of week-old roadkill. While at one point hailed as an alternative to gay body fascism, it's now just another money-making label for homo. Being fat doesn't give immunity to AIDS, but it does ward off non-BBW's. Hence, gay.

Big-Boned

This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and completely beyond their control, by insinuating that they have very large bones. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for those that use this euphemism nobody buys this bullshit. (PROTIP: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)

Speaking of x-rays, this:

See any fat bones there? No - just rolls of fat. Oh, and shit.

Whale

A Whale is a derogatory term for a fat girl or woman. See also Fat Whore. Whales are generally considered good at giving blowjobs. They have to, or else they would never get any cock. They also swallow since they are always hungry. Sex with whales is usually known as whale hunting; 'Ahabbing' if the fatty is white. A common sub-variety of whale is the welfare whale. Call a fat person a whale and tell them to go back to the ocean where they belong for maximum lulz.

Real Beauty

A self contradictory euphemism that in theory can be used by any ugly but entitled-feeling woman to describe herself. It is mainly used, however, by overweight women who have convinced themselves that the media is to blame for other people's disgust with their undulating blubber. Such women will often evoke the squat and chimplike America Ferrera as a typical real beauty.

Other

Eggplant-shaped
Full-figured
Thick
Mammoth
Round

Appropriate Names for the Fat

These names are totally appropriate and are considered the correct way to address persons in the fat community. These should constantly be used in conversations with these people. These include, but aren't limited to:

Aisle Blocker
Beach Whale
Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
Blubber Butt
Bookman (archaic ebonics)
Buffalo Butt (see 'Bookman')
Buffet Pillager
Buffet King
Butter Queen
Beef Beast
Chubs
Crisco Kid
Fatass
Fatfuck
Fattie-Boombalattie
Fattyboomboom
Flubberbutt
Fuck Nut
Gravy Chugger
Hambeast
Hawg
Heifer
House Cow
Jabba The Hutt
Jiggles
Lard Ass
Lunch Box
Manatee
Obeast
Pillsbury
Porker
Porch Walrus
Rob Ford
Rotundo The Immense
Shadowhog
Tank Ass
Thunder Thighs
Tons-a-fun
Tuba Luba
Wide Load

And the greatest complimentary title in the fat world:

Pork Beast

Chubby Chaser

A chubby chaser is someone who loves "chubby" girls only. People who are usually Chubby Chasers are typically part Jewish, have autism, have a soyface, and also love to eat ass like a good nigger. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful denial that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatbergs. In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert Yosuf Sindinchilchrun of the University of Newcastle UK carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being ghey, since even gheys don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents."

Health Problems Associated with Obesity

Obesity is a huge health hazard. Normal, acceptable human beings are in constant danger of being smothered, ingested, or even absorbed transdermally by herds of amorphous blubber-bags waddling across the countryside in their unending search to take in excess calories. Just one feral Roseanne Barr can eat several times her body weight in Paris Hiltons every hour. The threat this poses to the human population cannot be overstated. The President's Commission on These Things recommends that nobody with a body weight under 200lb should go outside without wearing salad, or maybe some fat-free rice cakes as a lardass repellant. Since 2017, this recommendation has posed a significant conundrum for the Administration.

Typical reaction to seeing a fatty naked.

However, of all obesity-related diseases, the most distressing is eyeburn, which directly results from seeing fat people naked. In normal humans, this can cause tremors and ballistic rectal prolapse. Since people can't control their weight (thanks to jobs that make them sit down all day), there are few humans left. However, even the morbidly obese must shut their eyes real tight when they are naked and near a mirror or they will become ill, convulse, and with prolonged exposure, begin leaking tallow from every orifice until there is nothing left but a vanishingly tiny shred of self-esteem.

Occasionally, being fat can cause mental health problems, such as insanity (see Shay). This is the only possible explanation for why this video even exists. It can also present other brain-related problems, such as loss of coordination, as in the tragic case of the Grape Lady.

In some instances, morbid obesity is correlated with paedophilia.

The final disease suffered by fatties is the dreaded Diabeetus, which prevents them from eating the sugary junkfood for which they live.

Thinpersonation

	“	Gluttony is not a secret vice	„
	—Orson Welles

Sometimes abbreviated as "SIF" for "Secret Internet Fatty." A secret fatty is a person who takes photos with the camera angled from above to hide their girth from the camera. Secret fatties are heavily afflicted by the internet disease. For more information on techniques used by cryptofatties, see article on fat girl angle shot. To view an example, look at missalyssum.

Fat Sports

There have been many fat sports but only a few of them are amusing.

COMPETITIVE EATING
EATING BABIES.
EATING Dissected-chan
Moar DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of ~~Chin-chan~~ Egoraptor
FUGLIEST FAT-ANGLE SHOT COMPETITION
BOBBING FOR CARAMEL APPLES CONTEST
DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!

Final Solution

1.4 billion people in the world are fat. With fatasses growing in population and beginning to take over, and with people too scared to tell them to fucking stop eating in fear of Fatty-rage, something must be done about these hulking, subhuman, degenerate, abomination, disgusting fat fucks. Here is a proposal which has been sent to the EU, NATO, UN, and Al Qaeda, among other humanitarian associations:

When the economy blows (hopefully), form a political party similar to the Nazi and begin a campaign of fear (in any First World Country, doesn't matter where). Start anti-fat riots everywhere with the help of the Gay Nigger Association of America and Anonymous. Beat up fat people wherever found, blow up all McDonald's and any other fast food joints that can be found, therefore removing a vital link in the hogs' food chain. Followers will be gained, since we all hate fatties, and a strong leader will be found. Other countries will soon follow the good example set by your country and begin similar measures.
Once in control of the government, round up all fatties in the country who are over 200 pounds without some kind of viable reason for their weight other than being fucking gluttons (tall people are exempt from this; they have an excuse).
Send them to the nearest slaughterhouse and begin the massacre. Let them scream and waddle around while chainsawing them for extra points. Once Over 9000 steaks have been cut, package them and send them to Africa to feed the niggs and transform them into a strong and prosperous people.
???
Profit

Reactions to this article

As with most of the content on Encyclopædia Dramatica, this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and lulzy rants from mentally retarded butthurt readers. And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.

Gallery of Gluttony

The Whale Exhibit About missing Pics

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AWWWW THE HORROR OF DIETING AND MOVING YO ASS
Don't worry it's full of delicious fried rice!
Elvis Presley was a fat lardo!
MURICA! land of friend chicken
Ye veritable Personifficatione of Feast
A simple guide to the various types of fatties
You'd think she'd know better than taking full body shots of herself.
The fat they are believing... Yumm yumm!...
FAT ADMIN!
When fat people react to physics.
The pole is rated for 400 lbs. maximum weight limit...which isn't enough for this.
BBW: only one of the adjectives fits.
Not a goddess, quite the fatty.
More to love, more to hate - an example of blindness-inducing image, featuring areems.
When their gravitational pull attracts them, it's impossible to get them apart.
Being obese has its advantages.
Or try to mix sex and food.
The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
Fatty with moose knuckle.
"I'm melllttiiiing... I'm meeelllttiiiing..."
Luke Skywalker's mother?
Sexy time for the "big-boned."
If you're quiet, you can hear it singing.
Pwned
Letting it all hang out.
Fat in all the right places.
This zombie is fat.
Fat people plz step away from the camera.
John Travolta is also fat.
Fucking fatties in #ed.
Typical fatty.
GOOD LORD O MIGHTY!
Fat bitch is fat.
Even fat people do cosplay. Dear god.
The only thing fat girls are good for....
At 530 pounds, thesugarmonster drinks out of a menstrual cup.
Proper treatment of those who choose to offend visually.
OMG another fat Asian baby!
No, you may not eat flowers..fatass...
HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!
Look mom, I'm in a rock band!
Futhman, LJDrama's token fatty.
A winner is you!
cheese?!?!
Fuck yeah, cheese
A secret fatty would never take a picture like this.
Fat fuck getting what he deserves.
Furfags invade every conceivable thing imaginable.
It's a little known fact that Kate Moss is actually pretty fat.
If you own one of these, you are probably fat and a really good chance you will be dying alone.
A fatty in natural habitat
Fat bitches
First KFC opening ever. ACHTUNG: it makes you fat, niggas.
Fatty tries to eat her own foot.
Beware of whale.
John Cleese assesses a wild fupa (fucked up pussy area).
Fat women give head because they're hungry.
7th level of attention whoredom.
That dildo must be having a blast.
TNH.
If you look closely they say a chair will appear.
Fat Princess
Typical Asian parenting.
Pool's Closed due to fat.
Can you find the whale?
fat Americunts woman enjoying a light snack.
Kirstie Alley
delicious
Fat
Only if you've been good this Christmas...
Slap that fat ass.
HOT.
When exposed to the sun, obese people may actually melt.
This is what a feminist looks like.
Want a bite?
How Fat People Mate.
Obese people generally have small penises but ample breasts.
You.
Everybody loves Cheese™
Sometimes there's just so much beauty in the world.
Everyone on ED is fat.
He came. AND Man The Harpoons!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.
You fucking wish.
Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!
Note: A fat girl angle shot will only be successful if taken by the Hubble Telescope.
Your Mom was evidently big enough to fill up four fat bitches.
Cankles...
Fatties always try to buy shoes/clothes in smaller sizes.
Childhood obesity is primarily the fault of fat fuck parents.
Mom: "He's just big boned"!
Fatty Hate
and they just kept pumping the enema into her
Anything for CAKE!
How to tell you shouldn't be eating fast food.
STUCK!
Look again (no, she's not actually naked).
It's the Burger Queen!
Fatties get enormously upset when charged for both ass cheeks.
A sight of mother choking the child with her giant ass, besides blocking the view
Dat ass...
Is it just me or do those folds of flab look very fuckable?
Too fat to work!
DeviantART is home to many sad hambeasts.
Better than airbags!
At least his fighting class will help him cut down on weight.
TOO MUCH DELICIOUS CAEK!
Unleash your beast
Fat ogre appeared
Look at Chrissy's hot fat ass. lol
This man is Britain's Special Envoy for post-Holocaust issues, such as malnutrition
Acquitted, due to the evidence mysteriously disappearing overnight
Devours male after breeding
How to handle fat people.
One woman's struggle
Hawt
Just like The Fatties from that one Judge Dredd comic.
typical korean feminazi
Best of Project Harpoon
FRIDGE RAIDER
Is it considered bestiality if a lardass has sex with a pig?
guess how many pairs of this woman's underwear can fit inside this huge parachute

Videos

My 600lb Life (but with tuba music)

*Vomits*

Surprisingly, this fat cunt hasn't devoured her children yet.

*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

Donna Simpson "loves her weight", said as she is exhausted from putting clothes on.

Could you possibly be any louder?

Lardass Theme Song.

Filthy Frank knows what's up.

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Only in USA, where obesity is rewarded

Chubby Chaser rap song

SCALE - fat people's #1 enemy

*Allergy to reality intensifies*

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Final Thoughts

	“	Your kind often complains about "invisibility," but the truth is that you want to be invisible because when people look at you and react to you in a natural way you are outraged by their disgust. They aren't bad people because they are disgusted, you are a bad person because you are disgusting.	„
	—The Truth

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Pro-Ana
Americunts
Curvy
BBWChan
BBW Porn Sites
Epic Meal Time - It's more of a porno for fatties.
Fat Chicks in Party Hats
Food Pyramid
Feminist
Pregnophile
Krispy Kreme
Kylie Lannigan
Hogging
Joe Blackburn
WisCon
Yeti
NeoGAF
ResetERA
- TheAmazingAtheist
- Epic Fat Guy
- Rob Ford
- Oprah Winfrey
- Tim Russert
- Paula Deen
- Fat Princess – God dammit, Sony.
- Robotnik
- Mario
- Fatass Denial Bloggers
- JonTron
- Roseanne Barr
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Shay – Warning: do not read while eating
- Slaton Sisters
- Katiethesinger123 – Hagrid sang in his youth?
- Tofer
- Tori Sue Heck
- The Biggest Loser – A TV show where people fap to fat.
- Tubcat
- Wario
- WWEDX2007
- Liz Shaw
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The Jiggle-Jiggle Gallery

Fat Mentality

Obesity and Oral Sex

How Fat People Should be Treated

How To Spot A Future Fatty

What Happens When Fatfucks Are Enraged

How To Properly Kill A Lardass

Weight Loss Advice for Fatties

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-Donny Long is one of the only last straight male porn gods standing PROOF HERE http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Donny_Long and not only is he straight but he kicks fags and stands up to the gay mafia outing there real names and doxing them and there families and you fags dox him with total lies posted by faggot homosexual with AIDS Eddie Dzial? Seriously? You fags need your heads checked homos. This is who made this wiki you idiots http://www.pornwikileaks.com/edward-bernard-przydzial-aka-eddie-dzial-favorite-porn-not-bullshit-he-watches-gay-porn-on-pornhub-proof-inside/
+''See also: [[Girlvinyl]]. Her majestic figure inspired us to write this article.''
-I HAVE ALSO ATTACKED THE FBI AND PRESIDENT FROM ED AND PLACED MALWARE LINKS ALL OVER ED AND REPORTED EVERYTHING TO GOOGLE, THE SECRET SERVICE AND THE FEDS AND TOLD THEM THEY HAVE NO BALLS TO COME AFTER YOU FOR DOING THIS AND THIS WILL NOT STOP TILL DONNY LONG IS TAKEN DOWN YOU STUPID CLOSET FAGGOT COWARD KEYBOARD WORRIER HOMO WITH AIDS. ENJOY BEING BANNED FROM GOOGLE!
+{{Spoiler|THE CURE FOR BEING A FATASS IS EATING THE SHIT OF THIN PEOPLE}}
+{{Offended}}
+<center><youtube>EtghLhU0HO8</youtube></center>
-HTTP://WWW.npdpz.ml	20150825
+[[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|right|[[I came|He came]].]]
-		applesubscribers.net	20150825
+[[Image:NewEnglandJournalOfMedicineVolume327obesity1992december31.png|thumb|right|'''Myth:''' obesity is due to bad thyroids and low thermogenesis.
-		www.segurocef.org	20150825
+<br>'''Fact:''' obese people under-report their eating and over-report their exercise.]]
-		internetsiibc.16mb.com	20150825
-		www.dieetage.de	20150825
+[[File:Usatoiletsforfatasses.jpg|thumb|FUN FACT: Fat people shit A-LOT. The fatter the person the more shit & fart they produce. This is is not a meme but reality.]]
-		www.whock.com	20150825
+[[File:Fat-Blood.jpg|thumb|FUN FACT: [http://metro.co.uk/2019/03/04/obese-mans-blood-turned-thick-milky-sludge-almost-killed-8804586/ The more fat a person is the more their blood resembles mayonnaise ] ]]
-		modernorganic.in	20150825
-		annespantry.eyedeasites.com	20150825
+A word that describes about [[95%]] of the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. '''Fat people''' are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, [[BAWW|cry]], talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], [[BAW|cry]] while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.
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+==The Jiggle-Jiggle Gallery==
-		apple-subscribers.com	20150825
-		appssubscribers.org	20150825
+{{cg|{{colortext|WHITE|Jigglejigglejiggle}}|fatcunts|center|<gallery perrow="5">
-		www.bluesuiteshotel.com	20150825
+File:Fatazntearsground.gif| SOME
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+File:Fatslide.gif| MEMES
-		pasodelnortegs.com	20150825
+File:Fatwomancantfittroughdoor.gif| JUST
-		lihnidos-bh.com	20150825
+File:Trampoline fatty.gif| WRITE
-		appsubscribers.net	20150825
+File:Fatdestroysswingset.gif| THEMSELVES
-		bizlogicsolutions.com	20150825
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
-		accountverfy.ic.cz	20150825
+File:Afatwhaleswimming.gif
-		shellprizemy.com	20150825
+File:Cvfbrebr.gif
-		www.stabil.co.th	20150825
+File:Fatinpoolflamingo.gif
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+File:Fatapullups.gif
-		drclyne.com	20150825
+File:Fatduderidescamel.gif|open to play gif
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+File:Fagjumpsbeaksfloor.gif
-		www.saequity.com	20150825
+File:Jigglepoledancer.gif
-		jhulelal.net	20150825
+File:Someasiansaresofar.gif
-		www.neatdocs.org	20150825
+File:83136939.gif
-		concessionavolks.16mb.com	20150825
+File:Giphyfatface.gif
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+File:Fatbreaksachair.gif
-		fidelidadedepremios.esy.es	20150825
+File:Fatty tripping.gif
-		www.szur32.5gbfree.com	20150825
+File:Dancing fat boy.gif|A fat child's experiments with jenkem.
-		www.dsfrety1.5gbfree.com	20150825
+File:Walrus Man.gif
-		www.minyvel-environnement.fr	20150825
+File:Creepy fatty.gif| Fat girls are often retards.
-		www.midnightgarage.net	20150825
+File:Water slide fatty.gif
-		formcadnoline.comlu.com	20150825
+File:Urine burn.gif|
-		n-ob.com	20150825
+File:Fat_-_We_Eat_Less.gif|Suuuuure ya do...
-		sigin605.5gbfree.com	20150825
+File:Fat_-_DDR_Fatty_Falling.gif|Fatties aren't very coordinated.
-		tredesagehe.com	20150825
+File:Bloat.gif
-		areiabronze.com	20150825
+File:Fat dance.gif|Fat people are shitheads.
-		topper-wku.jimdo.com	20150825
+File:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
-		www.stplweas.5gbfree.com	20150825
+File:Nigger dive.gif
-		www.hafidzr3.5gbfree.com	20150825
+File:Obesity_And_Parenting.gif
-		www.planetaircourier.net	20150825
+File:TypicalAmericanDancer.gif|Fatties are often great dancers.
-		planetaircourier.net	20150825
+File:Pies, You Say.gif|Pies, you say?
-		www.friooptimo.com	20150825
+</gallery>|border=yellow}}
+<br>
+{{clear}}
+== Fat Mentality ==
+Fatfucks possess fat mentality, which subscribes to the following assumptions:
+[[File:Fat face meme base.jpg|thumb|You are]]
+[[Image:Fat-ice-cream-final-hed-2014.png|thumb|what you eat]]
+[[Image:Thyroid Whale.jpg|thumb|200px|A fine example of fat mentality]]
+[[Image:FU Fatty.gif|thumb|200px||For those whom use these excuses]]
+[[Image:5fat321.jpg|thumb|200px]]
+{| border=1 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
+|'''FALSE ASSUMPTION''' ||'''TRUTH'''
+|-
+|[[Bullshit|It is not my fault I am fat.]] || Unless you have [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/7973110/Genetic-excuse-for-obesity-is-a-myth.html medical proof] that it is not your fault, then it is obvious that you have trouble putting the fucking fork down.
+|-
+|Because I am fat, I can be a [[bitch]]. If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat and they are racists. || Seriously, nobody likes a fatty unless they put out and leave. And since when is being fat considered a race? Oh, wait. It isn't.
+|-
+|Real women have curves.||Curves do not equal balloons of lard. Know the difference; it could save your life.
+|-
+|Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. || Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs, putting her at a BMI of 21 [overweight being 25]. The [[lie|size 16 myth]] was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lardasses. Weight notwithstanding, Marilyn Monroe was [[hot]]. You are [[fugly|ugly]].
+|-
+|Men who like thin women are secretly [[gay]] (like [[fag|fashion designers]]). || Oh, of course. Women who have normal proportions are so terrifying. How could I be so stupid? Actually, men who like thin women don't like land manatees like you.
+|-
+|I am a [[Victim complex|victim]]. || No, you are a terminally obese whore. It's not the bullet, it's always the sniper.
+|-
+|It's what is inside that counts. || You only think that because you're repugnant on the outside, and because you have a lot inside of you. You're being a deluded retard.
+[[shit no one cares about|The surest and most truthful indication of "what a person is inside" is ''what they do''. What you do ''reveals'' who and what you are, because what you do ''proceeds from'' who and what you are.]]
+|-
+|You must change the airplane seats to fit my cyclopean fat [[ass]]. || How about you stop being a [[Jew]] and pay for first class? Maybe that's incentive enough to stop being such a corpulent cunt.
+|-
+|I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice. || You deserve a [[Rider Kick|push]] down a flight of stairs. Actually, nevermind. It might cause a fucking earthquake.
+|-
+|I have had sex with over 100 men from bars, I must be <s>hot</s> a [[whore]]. || Enough alcohol makes anyone look good, hon. Oh, and if your stomach sticks out more than your tits do, we all have a problem.
+|-
+|Baby Got Back was about fat women. || It was about women with great asses; yours, on the other hand, looks like a fucking Hutt.
+|-
+|More cushion for the pushing. || I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your [http://thefupa.com sweaty folds]
+|-
+|It's better than being uncomfortably overweight. || Fat = Uncomfortably overweight. All of that fried chicken must have cut off circulation to the brain for a moment, there.
+|-
+|Because I am fat, I have powerful lungs which makes me a good singer.||Oh, that was singing? I thought that was you yelling for more cake. Opera singers develop barrel chests, not rolls of belly fat. Can you hit a high C and hold it? No? Then you are not an opera singer, you are fat.
+|-
+|If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic. || I find you abominably repulsive, as does the rest of the general population. It's not a phobia. [[j/k|I'm just concerned about your health]].
+|-
+|If you don't like my "womanly" body, you're a [[pedophile]]. || You're not a woman, you're a punching bag that overeats and talks back. And I don't need any lip from a punching bag.
+|}
+<br>
+[[Some Argue|Some say]] that the fat mentality is the main reason fat people are unattractive. This is a [[lie]]. Fat people are unattractive because they are a bloated mockery of the human form.
+<center>
+{{fv|fatvids1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
+|'''RUN AWAY WHEN SOMEONE FAT DANCES'''
+<youtube>Hb8u8J0RUNA</youtube>
+|<br><youtube>Vz3eThLlvyY</youtube>
+|<br><youtube>4MyGn6kvI9U</youtube>
+|<br><youtube>TTIbbXYHE64</youtube>
+|<br><youtube>jneZ9VxWCg0</youtube>
+|<br><youtube>FbKK7qbjySA</youtube>
+}}
+</center>
+== Obesity and Oral Sex ==
+It should be noted that landwhales give great [[fellatio|head]]. Fat whores give the best head because they're '''always''' hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth.  This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Further[[moar]], due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].
+== How Fat People Should be Treated ==
+Written [[at least 100]] years ago by [[Bureaucratic_Fuck|Thomas Jefferson]], the Declaration of Independence states that all people are created equal. However, [[Whales|fatties]] are not people, and besides, who cares what a [[Nigger|slave]] fucker like Thomas Jefferson says, [[amirite]]? Therefore, [[Genocide|mass extermination]] of fatfucks is recommended and even encouraged by [[Raptor Jesus|God]] himself as laid forth in the Bible in [[kill it with fire|that part about flamethrowers]], or was it about [[ham]]?
+Do it for [[great justice]], and [[for the lulz]].
+=== How To Spot A Future Fatty ===
+# Apparent "baby fat" does not melt away by the age of 5.
+# They are named Claire, Dawn, or Pat.
+# When friends ask them to play outside, they would rather not because video games and anime cartoons don't require you to move.
+# Constant eating in between meals.
+# Ballooning around the face and belly.
+# Prefers cats over dogs because cats don't have to be taken out for walks.
+# Asks for a ride to school so they don't have to walk.
+# Depression.
+# Seeks comfort from material things, especially food.
+# Lack of a lot of friends to bring home because who the fuck wants to be seen with a fat kid?
+# Drinks energy drinks for reasons that don't involve "To get a quick burst of energy".
+# Dates [[niggers]]
+# Has a spic family.
+=== What Happens When Fatfucks Are Enraged ===
+<center>
+{{fv|mcID1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
+<youtube>I_-qi6FlsDY</youtube>|
+<youtube>tSN3kdz3qbI</youtube>|
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+<youtube>IufVJ5scdrI</youtube>|
+<youtube>XehaKAAduMQ</youtube>|
+}}
+</center>
+As you can clearly see, when enraged fat people are known to refrain from physical action because, well, it's action; and action is exercise which is against fat peoples' morals. Instead they make really loud, unnecessary noises and threats they know they are too lazy to carry out as well as an array of feral, guttural noises even more savage sounding than Helen Keller before Anne Sullivan taught her to sign. Approach with caution and earplugs are mandatory when approaching these not so gentle giants. On the rare occasion fatties spot you and charge, stay behind something. They will forget what they were doing since all of the globules of fat replaced most of their brain cells and go back to the KFC bucket.  Sometimes the sneaky turds will hurl projectiles that they keep hidden between their rolls.  Wear protective gear like a welder's or catcher's mask if you're safety minded.
+=== How To Properly Kill A Lardass ===
+Back in mediæval times, pigs that were so unfit and disgusting that they couldn't be used for food were used for another purpose; kickstarting a fire. To those who don't know, body fat is very flammable and once it's been set on fire, it's difficult to put out. And like the pigs used to kickstart fires, the subject should be set aflame while alive because it will deal out serious amounts of pain and punishment. Remember, the fatter they are the better, the reason why is because if you set only a relatively fat person on fire, say about 150 pounds, they may survive; the less fat that there is, the less damage the flames will deal to their muscle and organ tissue before killing them, that is, if it does kill them. However if you set aflame to a 400 pound subject, it'll rage on and on long before it terminates them. Additionally, the fatter they are, the more enraged the flames will be, the faster they'll reach organ and muscle tissue and overall the more pain they'll endure. And they say that fire has no spiritual purifying applications and wasn't created by [[God]] for <s>that</s> this exact purpose! However, you need to consider the probability of smoke suffocation: many people who die in fires don't actually burn to death; they typically end up dying long before then as the smoke from the fire poisons the subject just in the same way exhaust from the tail pipe of a car poisons the subject- painlessly and quickly. To remedy this, you'll need a scuba gear to keep the subject from suffocating to death as opposed to burning to death. However, because the flames are going upward as they tend to do, they can also melt the mask and allow the subject to die from smoke suffocation. To remedy this, flip the subject upside down so that the flames won't effectively ruin the oxygen mask. Additionally, flipping the subject upside down will prevent the subject from passing out from shock as it will rush blood to the brain, rendering the subject conscious throughout the sequence.
+Of course you don't have to use fire to ignite the fire, you could always use electricity. Back in the days before lethal injections, prisons used (amongst things) electric chairs for those on death row. For this to be applied [[lies|correctly]], one would have to apply a wet sponge to the top of the subjects head so that the electrical current would be intensified thus quickly and painlessly killing the subject. However, should the sponge be removed prior to the execution, the person will not be killed quickly but rather their not-quite-a-corpse-yet will experience shitloads of pain and eventually catch fire, which ignites from the inside of the subject's body. This will cause the muscle and organ tissue to burn on it's own before the electricity eventually ignites the fat content causing the overall pain endurance all the more satisfying for the observer. This also removes the need for a gas mask as the pain aspect will initiate and conclude long before there's the factor of smoke suffocation and it also removes the need to flip the subject upside down to keep the subject conscious as the electricity will stimulate the brain and keep the subject conscious throughout the sequences entirety.
+Do not openly kill the subject with a firearm. Sure, the initial impact will cause much pain, but the flesh the bullet didn't cauterize upon impact will bleed out. Bleeding is essentially the [[Pansy|painless]] way to go. Instead of jarring the nervous system until it explodes, it eases them into shutting down. Bleeding to death is so painless that it can be compared with falling asleep; the subject steadily becomes weaker and weaker until they lose muscle control completely, also meaning that the brain steadily shuts down or, rather, falls asleep. [[You]] don't want that, so don't spill blood, at all. This means:
+* [[Emo|No blades]]
+* [[Police Brutality|No guns]]
+* [[Dildo|No blunt objects]]
+* No heart stopping techniques
+== Weight Loss Advice for Fatties ==
+[[Image:Typical_fatty_exercise.jpg|thumb|Typical ineffective fatty exercise]]
+[[Image:Fat slim more beautiful.jpg|thumb|Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.]]
+[[Image:Fat dropout.png|thumb|200px|Many will refuse your helpful advice.]]
+[[File:Greedy fatass emma stump with big ice cream.png|thumb|200px|Contrary to fat psychology, dying your hair does not distract people]]
+* Hide
+* Start drinking heavily
+* Don't ever go to the beach
+* Stop eating.
+* [[Eating disorder|Deepthroat your middle finger]].
+* Eat less.
+* Cut off both of your legs.
+* Stop participating in the Olive Garden tradition.
+* Stop eating.
+* [[Quit IRL]].
+* Stop eating.
+* Do a fucking push-up.
+* Do Cocaine.
+* Chop fat off with scalpel, rinse out with salty lemon juice
+* [[Impossible|Stop eating]].
+* Post [[noodz]] on [[BBWChan]].
+* [[Protip]]: Running burns more calories than playing WoW and eating Cheetos all day.
+* Go on Dr. Phil.
+* Get rejected by [[pro-ana]]/pro-mia [[LiveJournal]] groups.
+* Stop eating.
+* Sue [[McDonald's]].
+* Eat less.
+* Take a lot of diet pills.
+* Or Meth.
+* Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
+* When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''IS NOT A CHALLENGE.'''
+* Stop eating.
+* Get liposuction.
+* Try drinking water instead of deep fried milkshake. Just because there's a [[cock|banana]] inside doesn't mean it's healthy.
+* Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
+* [[Mecha-Dildo|You may find this enjoyable. Let's face it, you're never gonna get laid anyway.]]
+* [[Srsly]]: Stop eating.
+* '''STOP BEING FAT.'''
+* Did we mention stop eating?
+* Eat less.
+* Befriend Nicole Richie.
+* Befriend Nicole Richie's Skeleton.
+* Kill Nicole Richie
+* BE A MAN, Cut off your fat with a knife
+It worked in Changi, it worked for Gandhi.
+* 20 sets 10 reps of fork put-downs.
+* Get cancer or some other shitty disease.
+* Run.
+<center>
+{{fv|fatvids4|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
+|<youtube>h-jy3OtZAss</youtube>
+|<youtube>mFQ7zqn6j18</youtube>
+}}
+</center>
+Last but not least... stop believing that "fat" is a magic word. Cutting the lipids known as 'fats' out of your diet won't magically remove 'fat' from your body. When you eat fat, it doesn't somehow get redistributed across your body. Digestion doesn't work like that. If it did, vegans would have green skin. Believing the "low-fat diet" horseshit is like believing that if you run a diesel vehicle, you can collect pure diesel as it comes out the tailpipe.
+== Euphemisms ==
+Fat [[women]] will never refer to themselves as "fat". They will use other, gentler words to describe their disgusting obesity. If you see a fatty use any of the following words to describe his or herself, please correct them:
+=== Heavy ===
+Fat girls will often describe other fat girls as ''heavy'' (or ''heavyset''). Example:
+: Normal person: "Hey, I'm looking for this stupid fat bitch, was she here?"
+: Fatty: "Excuse me, but did you see a heavy woman here?"
+Note: Do not confuse with "top heavy", which means huge [[boobs]]. (See [[Scarlet]].)
+=== Chubby ===
+A chubby is a fat girl who thinks she is proportionate. In reality, a chubby girl is not proportionate. The problem with the adjective "chubby" that sets it apart from the other euphemisms is that fat girls who describe themselves as "chubby" are in total denial of their fatness. The following exchange is not uncommon with a fat girl:
+: Normal person: "Wow, you're fat."
+: Fatty: "No I'm not, I'm ''chubby''."
+Note: Truly proportionate girls are top heavy (see above) and [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=callipygous callipygous.]
+=== [[Curvy]] ===
+[[Image:Bigblackchick.jpg|thumb|left|Black chick's doing it wrong!]]
+Fat [[women]] like to justify their lard filled asses by saying that they are [[bullshit|curvy or voluptuous]] as opposed to fat.  This is a brazen fucking [[lie]]. Fat [[Feminism|feminazi]] [[whores]] believe that they are equal in hawtness to Bettie Page or Sophia Loren because of their tit sizes. This is not true, as [[Fact|curvy women are actually attractive]]. Any fatass who does this is only lying to herself and deserves to [[Furry|burn in a fire]]. It just confuses people to the point where women are offended by men who call them "curvy" because of the fat fucks using the term to describe themselves, when men are actually giving them a [[Rape|compliment]].
+A similar incident happened on the hit TV show I Love New York, but no one really gave a shit, because she is an ugly [[Nigger|negress]] who looks like a goddamn wax Muppet.  The results of said [[offended|offensive comment]] were somewhat [[bullshit|lulzy]].
+=== Healthy ===
+A word that is being ruined by fat woman much as "curvy" was. Something so obvious shouldn't have to be spelled out, but here goes: a five foot tall woman who weighs 100 pounds is [[Pro-Ana|"healthy"]]. A five foot tall woman who weighs 200 pounds is a hippo.
+=== BBW ===
+[[Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|right|thumb|Roseanne Barr, apparently . . . ]]
+[[Image:BBW_Party.jpg|right|thumb|[[Nigger|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.]]
+[[Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|right|thumb|Old-timey BBW *retch* ''Erotica'']]
+'''BBW''' stands for "Big Beautiful Woman".  Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat cunts think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifteen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dicks is known as [[hoggin]]. Extremely fat whores (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat) call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".
+=== Rubenesque ===
+Often found in [[Craigslist|personal ads]] or used by fatties attempting to "take pride" in their fatness. Peter Paul Rubens was a 16/17th century painter. Many of his paintings show women with fat rolls, exaggerated ass cleavage and cellulite ripples. This was not "the fashion of the time"&mdash;other paintings from the same period show women who are not lardasses. It's simply that Mr Rubens was a perverse feeder.
+=== Bear ===
+This is what fat hairy men like to be called, if they are gay and most likely closet fur-fags. The whole Bear scene reeks of week-old roadkill. While at one point hailed as an alternative to gay body fascism, it's now just another money-making label for homo. Being fat doesn't give immunity to AIDS, but it does ward off non-BBW's. Hence, gay.
+=== Big-Boned ===
+[[File:Avgm7yM_700b.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]
+This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[lie|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)
+Speaking of x-rays, this:
+[[Image:BigBonesFat.jpg|center]]
+See any fat bones there? No - just rolls of fat. Oh, and [[shit]].
+=== Whale ===
+A Whale is a derogatory term for a fat girl or woman.  See also [[Fat whore]]. Whales are generally considered good at giving blowjobs. They have to, or else they would never get any [[cock]]. They also swallow since they are always hungry. Sex with whales is usually known as whale hunting; 'Ahabbing' if the fatty is [[white]]. A common sub-variety of whale is the [[welfare whale]]. Call a fat person a whale and tell them to go back to the ocean where they belong for maximum [[did it for the lulz|lulz]].
+=== Real Beauty ===
+[[Image:LookitDemRolls.jpg|thumb|A hefty dose of "real beauty". Note the look of extreme shame in her date.]]
+A self contradictory euphemism that in theory can be used by any ugly but entitled-feeling woman to describe herself. It is mainly used, however, by overweight women who have convinced themselves that the media is to blame for other people's disgust with their undulating blubber.  Such women will often evoke the squat and chimplike America Ferrera as a typical real beauty.
+=== Other ===
+* Eggplant-shaped
+* Full-figured
+* [[Retard|Thick]]
+* Mammoth
+* Round
+[[File:Ukgukgugug.jpg|thumb]]
+== Appropriate Names for the Fat ==
+[[Image:Forever-alone-fat-kid o 1050931.jpg|thumb|What are [[you]] laughing at? what the fuck are [[you]] laughing at??]]
+These names are totally appropriate and are considered the correct way to address persons in the fat community. These should constantly be used in conversations with these people. These include, but aren't limited to:
+* Aisle Blocker
+* Beach Whale
+* Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
+* Blubber Butt
+* Bookman (archaic ebonics)
+* Buffalo Butt (see 'Bookman')
+* Buffet Pillager
+* Buffet King
+* Butter Queen
+* Beef Beast
+* Chubs
+* Crisco Kid
+* Fatass
+* Fatfuck
+* Fattie-Boombalattie
+* Fattyboomboom
+* Flubberbutt
+* Fuck Nut
+* Gravy Chugger
+* Hambeast
+* Hawg
+* Heifer
+* House Cow
+* Jabba The Hutt
+* Jiggles
+* Lard Ass
+* Lunch Box
+* Manatee
+* Obeast
+* Pillsbury
+* Porker
+* Porch Walrus
+* [[Rob Ford]]
+* Rotundo The Immense
+* Shadowhog
+* Tank Ass
+* Thunder Thighs
+* Tons-a-fun
+* Tuba Luba
+* Wide Load
+And the greatest complimentary title in the fat world:
+* Pork Beast
+== Chubby Chaser ==
+[[Image:Dickball.gif|frame|How chubby-chasers practice]]
+[[Image:Fatass.GIF|frame|Every chubby chaser's dream.]]
+[[Image:blowupdoll.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical Fat Admirers.]]
+A '''[[desperate|chubby chaser]]''' is someone who loves "chubby" girls only. People who are usually Chubby Chasers are typically part Jewish, have autism, have a soyface, and also love to eat ass like a good nigger. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful denial that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatbergs. In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert '''Yosuf Sindinchilchrun''' of the University of Newcastle UK carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being [[ghey]], since even [[ghey]]s don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents."
+See also: [[FA]]; [[Sick fuck]]
+Chubby Chaser's Theme Song
+<center><youtube>wOkud8Ik58Y</youtube></center>
+== Health Problems Associated with Obesity ==
+[[Image:Endlesscandy.jpg|thumb|Fat People are often depressed.]]
+Obesity is a huge health hazard. Normal, acceptable human beings are in constant danger of being smothered, ingested, or even absorbed transdermally by herds of amorphous blubber-bags waddling across the countryside in their unending search to take in excess calories.  [[Fact|Just one feral Roseanne Barr can eat several times her body weight in Paris Hiltons every hour.]]  The threat this poses to the human population cannot be overstated.  The President's Commission on These Things recommends that nobody with a body weight under 200lb should go outside without wearing salad, or maybe some fat-free rice cakes as a lardass repellant.  Since 2017, this recommendation has posed a significant conundrum for the Administration.
+[[Image:Eyeburnfat.jpg|thumb|Typical reaction to seeing a fatty naked.]]
+However, of all obesity-related diseases, the most distressing is [[eyeburn]], which directly results from seeing fat people naked. In normal humans, this can cause tremors and ballistic rectal prolapse.  Since people can't control their weight (thanks to jobs that make them sit down all day), there are few humans left.  However, even the morbidly obese must shut their eyes real tight when they are naked and near a mirror or they will become ill, convulse, and with prolonged exposure, begin leaking tallow from every orifice until there is nothing left but a vanishingly tiny shred of self-esteem.
+Occasionally, being fat can cause mental health problems, such as [[insanity]] (see [[Shay]]). This is the only possible explanation for why {{ytlink|yXS-r-oqYoQ|this video}} even exists. It can also present other brain-related problems, such as loss of coordination, as in the tragic case of the [[Grape Lady]].
+In some instances, [[Cyril Smith|morbid obesity is correlated with paedophilia]].
+The final disease suffered by fatties is the dreaded [[Diabeetus]], which prevents them from eating the sugary junkfood for which they live.
+==Thinpersonation==
+{{quote|Gluttony is not a secret vice|[[Orson Welles]]}}
+<br>
+Sometimes abbreviated as "SIF" for "Secret Internet Fatty." A secret fatty is a person who takes photos with the camera angled from above to hide their girth from the camera. Secret fatties are heavily afflicted by the [[internet disease]]. For more information on techniques used by cryptofatties, see article on [[fat girl angle shot]]. To view an example, look at [[missalyssum]].
+== Fat Sports ==
+There have been many fat sports but only a few of them are amusing.
+# COMPETITIVE EATING
+# EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]].
+# EATING [[Dissected-chan]]
+# [[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of <s>[[Chin-chan]]</s> [[Egoraptor]]
+# FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION
+# BOBBING FOR CARAMEL APPLES CONTEST
+# DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
+# LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
+# [[oh noes|THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!]]
+== [[Final Solution]] ==
+.4 billion people in the world are fat. With fatasses growing in population and beginning to take over, and with people too scared to tell them to [[DO IT FAGGOT|fucking stop eating]] in fear of Fatty-rage, something must be done about these hulking, [[Jew|subhuman]], degenerate, abomination, disgusting fat fucks. Here is a proposal which has been sent to the EU, NATO, UN, and [[Al Qaeda]], among other humanitarian associations:
+# When the economy blows ([[Yes|hopefully]]), form a political party similar to the [[Nazis]] and begin a campaign of fear (in any First World Country, doesn't matter where). Start anti-fat riots everywhere with the help of the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]] and [[Anonymous]]. Beat up fat people wherever found, blow up all [[McDonald's]] and any other fast food joints that can be found, therefore removing a vital link in the hogs' food chain. Followers will be gained, since we all hate fatties, and a [[Hitler|strong leader]] will be found. Other countries will soon follow the good example set by your country and begin similar measures.
+# Once in control of the government, round up all fatties in the country who are over 200 pounds without some kind of viable reason for their weight other than being fucking gluttons (tall people are exempt from this; they have an [[Bullshit|excuse]]).
+# Send them to the nearest slaughterhouse and begin the massacre. Let them scream and waddle around while chainsawing them for extra points. Once [[Over 9000]] steaks have been cut, package them and send them to Africa to feed the niggs and transform them into a [[Cock|strong]] and [[Boner|prosperous]] people.
+# ???
+# [[PROFIT]]
+== Reactions to this article ==
+As with most of the content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and [[lulz]]y rants from mentally retarded [[butthurt]] readers.  And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.
+== Gallery of Gluttony ==
+{{collapsegallery|The Whale Exhibit|fatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Milla Clark, 51, from Fa(ye)tteville, Tennessee.jpg
+File:Fatass person of wal-mart on mobility buggy.jpg
+File:Fat infantilism thyroid problem.jpg|A genuine gland problem, just to get that one out of the way
+File:Fat guys with instant six-packs.jpg
+File:Fat chick selfie black and white.jpg
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:Fathead.jpg
+File:Sweet mcdreams fatty.jpg
+File:Justbeatitfatass.jpg| AWWWW THE HORROR OF DIETING AND MOVING YO ASS
+File:Distendotummy.jpg|Don't worry it's full of delicious fried rice!
+File: Elvisfat.jpg| [[Elvis]] was a fat lardo!
+File:Final Form.jpg
+File:B2411b72e3d4561e6bffec3b4c4e74cd5cfeab22.jpg
+File:Screen-Shot-2017-01-27-at-7.00.45-pm-618x620.jpg
+File:Screen-Shot-2017-01-27-at-6.49.13-pm.png
+File:Screen-Shot-2016-12-03-at-6.17.12-PM-618x463.png
+File:Screen-Shot-2016-12-03-at-6.16.52-PM.png
+File:Df9aa77e638529d497ea36fd6e732fdb3bcf961e.jpg
+File:Big-Black-Woman_thumb.jpg| MURICA! land of friend chicken
+File:Daniel lambert.jpg|Ye veritable Personifficatione of Feast
+File:Patriarchy Guide to the Female Body.png|A simple guide to the various types of fatties
+File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|You'd think [[Girlvinyl|she]]'d know [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|better]] than taking full body shots of [[Whale|herself]].
+File:Pig.jpg|[[Mongoloid|The fat they are believing]]... [[Sick fuck|Yumm yumm!...]]
+File:No_Exit.jpg|FAT ADMIN!
+File:Inertia on varying densities of fat cells.jpg|When fat people react to physics.
+File:Reallybadlydonotwant.jpg|The pole is rated for 400 lbs. maximum weight limit...which isn't enough for this.
+File:Bbw.jpg|BBW: only one of the adjectives fits.
+File:Venus_at_a_Mirror_-_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_1615AD.jpg|Not a [[goddess]], quite the fatty.
+File:FAT.jpg|More to love, more to hate - an example of blindness-inducing image, featuring areems.
+File:Fatbitches.jpg|When their gravitational pull attracts them, it's impossible to get them apart.
+File:Fat Chicks.jpg
+File:Fatassfuck.jpg
+File:Fatasslogic.jpg
+File:Fatty_in_stroller.jpg
+File:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
+File:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
+File:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
+File:Bigcameltoe.jpg|Fatty with moose knuckle.
+File:Fupa.jpg|"I'm melllttiiiing... I'm meeelllttiiiing..."
+File:Jabba.jpg|Luke Skywalker's mother?
+File:Huang-Jiaxin.jpg|Sexy time for the "big-boned."
+File:Debb3.JPG|If you're quiet, you can hear it singing.
+File:Lonely_whore.gif|Pwned
+File:Gross2.jpg|Letting it all hang out.
+File:Miosotis.jpg|Fat in all the right places.
+File:Zombie fat.jpg|This zombie is fat.
+File:Unpopular.jpg|Fat people plz step away from the camera.
+File:Manboob.JPG|John Travolta is also fat.
+File:Some_Sickos_Boob.jpg|Fucking fatties in #ed.
+File:Sealion1.png|Typical fatty.
+File:HolyCow2.jpg|GOOD LORD O MIGHTY!
+File:Mflulz.jpg|Fat bitch is fat.
+File:Anotherone.jpg|Even fat people do [[cosplay]].  Dear god.
+File:DSC00666.JPG|The only thing fat girls are good for....
+File:Thesugarmonster2.jpg|At 530 pounds, [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/114631.html thesugarmonster] drinks out of a menstrual cup.
+File:Gobefat.jpg|Proper treatment of those who choose to offend visually.
+File:Fatbaby.jpg|OMG another fat Asian baby!
+File:Fat cunt doingitwrong.jpg|No, you may not eat flowers..fatass...
+File:Hooooooooolyshit.jpg|HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!
+File:Gossip3.JPG|Look mom, I'm in a rock band!
+File:Fat-arafat.jpg|[[Futhman]], [[LJDrama]]'s token fatty.
+File:Beatanorexia.jpg|[[A winner is you]]!
+File:Fatty6516.jpg|cheese?!?!
+File:Fat woman eating whole block of cheese.jpg|Fuck yeah, cheese
+File:Disneyfat.jpg|A secret fatty would never take a picture like this.
+File:Niggasmack.gif|Fat fuck getting what he deserves.
+File:YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS.jpg|[[Furfag]]s invade every conceivable thing imaginable.
+File:Fat chicks stand next to thin people.jpg|It's a little known fact that Kate Moss is actually pretty fat.
+File:Fleshlight.jpg|If you own one of these, you are probably fat and a really good chance you will be [[dying alone]].
+File:Delicious_cake2.PNG|A fatty in natural habitat
+File:FEED ME NOW ANIME japanese.jpg|Fat bitches
+File:KAY_EF_CE.png|First KFC opening ever. ACHTUNG: it makes you fat, niggas.
+File:bethditto.jpg|Fatty tries to eat her own foot.
+File:Ithungers.jpg|Beware of whale.
+File:fupa1.jpg|John Cleese assesses a wild fupa (fucked up pussy area).
+File:Fat blowjob.jpg|Fat women give head because they're hungry.
+File:Attention whoredome.jpg|7th level of attention whoredom.
+File:Ahhh my eyes.jpg|That [[dildo]] must be having a blast.
+File:OldFatWhore.jpg|[[BoingBoing#Teresa_Nielsen_Hayden|TNH]].
+File:Wheres the chair.JPG|If you look closely they say a chair will appear.
+File:Fat Princess Panties.jpg|[[Fat Princess]]
+File:Fatkids3sp.jpg
+File:Typical Asian parents.jpg|Typical Asian parenting.
+File:Fat Belly Flop.jpg|[[Pools closed]] due to fat.
+File:Fat Giraffe.jpg
+File:Fat Kid Marshmallow 02.jpg
+File:Fat Steeler.jpg|Can you find the whale?
+File:Fat_whale_woman.jpg
+File:Fat_American_whale_with_mayo.jpg |fat [[American]] [[woman]] enjoying a light snack.
+File:Kirstie-alley-fired-fat.jpg|[[Kirstie Alley]]
+File:The_Sex4sure.jpg.jpg|delicious
+File:Fredsarah.jpg|Fat
+File:Mermaid.jpg|Only if you've been good this [[Christmas]]...
+File:Obese-hitthis.jpg|Slap that fat ass.
+File:Obese.jpg|HOT.
+File:Fatpeople.jpg|When exposed to the sun, obese people may actually melt.
+File:Notlucyliu.jpg|This is what a feminist looks like.
+File:Fatblackbitch.jpg|Want a bite?
+File:Aswr38.jpg|How Fat People Mate.
+File:Fatt_keys.jpg|Obese people generally have small penises but ample breasts.
+File:Fat_guy_on_computer.jpg|[[You]].
+File:American Cheese Lover.jpg|Everybody loves Cheese{{tm}}
+File:Duct tape, making the world a prettier place.jpg
+File:1guy1cameracookie.jpg|Sometimes there's just so much [[ugly|beauty]] in the world.
+File:EDfatproof.png|[[Fact|Everyone on ED is fat]].
+File:OMNIBUS_(1).jpg|[[I came|He came]]. AND [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]!
+File:Bustin_OUT.jpg|HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
+File:FattysTiara.jpg|In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.
+File:Burnthefat.jpg|You fucking wish.
+File:POL.JPG|Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!
+File:Fattycrystal.jpg|Note: A [[fat girl angle shot]] will only be successful if taken by the Hubble Telescope.
+File:fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg|[[Your mom]] was evidently big enough to fill up four fat bitches.
+File:Pizza - American Pastime.jpg
+File:Fat ice cream.png
+File:Fat - Genetics.jpg
+File:Fat - Fat And Furious.jpg
+File:Fat_-_No_Fat_Girls_Allowed.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Big_Boned.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Bouncy_Ball_Butt.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Cankles.jpg|Cankles...
+File:Fat_-_Shoes.jpg|Fatties always try to buy shoes/clothes in smaller sizes.
+File:Fat_-_Children.jpg|Childhood obesity is primarily the fault of fat fuck parents.
+File:Fat_-_Intense_Treadmill_Workout.jpg
+File:America_-_American_Children.jpg|Mom: "He's just big boned"!
+File:Fatbench.jpg|<center>Fatty Hate</center>
+File:Fatty soap.jpeg|and they just kept pumping the enema into her
+File:Fat_-_Anything_For_Cake.jpg|Anything for CAKE!
+File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_01.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_02.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Fast_Food_Line_Sit_Down.jpg|How to tell you shouldn't be eating fast food.
+File:Fat_-_Fat_Man_At_The_Beach.jpg|STUCK!
+File:Fat_-_Hippo_Ass.jpg
+File:Shit_Bricks_-_Naked_Fat_Arm.jpg|Look again (no, she's not actually naked).
+File:Fat_-_The_Burger_Queen.jpg|It's the Burger Queen!
+File:Fat_-_Two_Chairs.jpg|Fatties get <i>enormously</i> upset when charged for both ass cheeks.
+File:Fat_-_Glandular_Problems.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Fatty_Patty_Jumbo_Love_Doll.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Know_The_Difference.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Laughing_Advice.jpg
+File:Fat_-_Oversize_Load.jpg
+File:DAMN.jpg
+File:The_Amazing_Disappearing_Scooter.jpg
+File:Fatass_Uses_Scooter_And_Kids_To_Stay_Fat.jpeg
+File:Biggest_Scooter_User.jpg
+File:Carramel008.jpg
+File:The_most_stupid_mother.jpg| A sight of mother choking the child with her giant ass, besides blocking the view
+File:Fat_-_Ass_Perch.jpg|Dat ass...
+File:Fat_-_Just_Chillin.jpg|Is it just me or do those folds of flab look very fuckable?
+File:Fat_-_Too_Fat_To_Work.jpg|Too [[lazy|fat]] to work!
+File:5d7bf18a04073001c9246e077736ffdf7eb36106.jpg
+File:73b4b06fb24bb566e099e194e59faf57.gif
+File:1496317392_maxresdefault.jpg
+File:so hurt.PNG|[[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] is home to many sad hambeasts.
+File:Fat_Melting_Fupa.jpg
+File:Scooter Impact.jpg|Better than airbags!
+File:Fatty throws kid.gif|At least his fighting class will help him cut down on weight.
+File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|TOO MUCH [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]!
+Image:3D Tiger Shirt.jpg|Unleash your beast
+File:478867.jpg|Fat ogre appeared
+File:Big+boned+bull+crap f64cb1 5828269.jpg
+File:Fatassstuckchair.jpg
+Image:Fatgingerpig.jpg| Look at Chrissy's hot fat ass. lol
+File:The right honorable sir eric pickles mp.jpg|This man is Britain's Special Envoy for post-Holocaust issues, such as malnutrition
+File:Sir eric pickles in biscuits scandal.png|Acquitted, due to the evidence mysteriously disappearing overnight
+File:Shag-4.jpg
+File:Cgparents.jpg
+File:Fat ugly russian woman.jpg|Devours male after breeding
+File:Woman-fat-shamed-on-London-tube-with-hateful-card.jpg|How to handle fat people.
+File:Heather - the saga of a fat knacker.png|One woman's struggle
+File:Fat nigger hid weed in his flab rolls.jpg
+File:Wut_Wut.jpg
+File:No FGAS possible.jpg|Hawt
+File:Romy2bbwchan.jpg
+File:AntifaFAB.jpg|[[Antifa|Just like The Fatties]] from that one Judge Dredd comic.
+File:Koreanfeminazi.jpg|typical [[korean]] feminazi
+File:Bestofprojectharpoon.png|Best of Project Harpoon
+File:Niggercowmugshot.jpg ‎
+File:510_1000.jpg| FRIDGE RAIDER
+File:12236362.jpg
+File:49648276_148710866125746_2688112105176593481_n.jpg|Is it considered bestiality if a lardass has sex with a pig?
+File:Bigtitpillows.jpg
+File:Doggofate.jpg
+File:Damnyourassissobig.jpg|guess how many pairs of this woman's underwear can fit inside this huge parachute
+</gallery>}}
+== Videos ==
+<center>
+{{fv|fatvids2|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
+|<youtube>BQuWnLmqt94</youtube>'''My 600lb Life (but with tuba music)'''
+|<youtube>VLVhxtDBK64</youtube><br>
+|<youtube>7Osu4zew6pU</youtube>'''*Vomits*'''
+|<youtube>F0VtYe4lZ7I</youtube>'''Surprisingly, this fat cunt hasn't devoured her children yet.'''
+|<youtube>YC1CUl4XcZc</youtube>'''*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*'''
+|<youtube>ColRB4mPCYE</youtube>'''[[Donna Simpson]] "[[Bullshit|loves her weight]]", said as she is exhausted from putting clothes on.'''
+|<youtube>nqM7AFL4ixA</youtube>'''Could you possibly be any louder?'''
+|<youtube>KsfTZ6ca7Lg</youtube>'''Lardass Theme Song.'''
+|<youtube>17DOj9rdt88</youtube>'''[[Filthy Frank]] knows what's up.'''
+}}
+</center>
+<center>
+{{fv|fatvids3|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
+|<youtube>d-DDbXh1MYc</youtube>'''Only in USA, where obesity is rewarded'''
+|<youtube>watch?v=_Iq678QA3EE</youtube>'''Chubby Chaser rap song'''
+|<youtube>p4ynZowsDtU</youtube>'''SCALE - fat people's #1 enemy'''
+|<youtube>7cscoJNyWEI</youtube>
+|<youtube>Euw3Km4ESns</youtube>'''*Allergy to reality intensifies*'''
+|<youtube>watch?v=Pm_D4nUg_4o</youtube>
+|<youtube>watch?v=JhSGgrSSqig</youtube>
+|<youtube>watch?v=sG29aV2Nnmk</youtube>
+|<youtube>watch?v=mLsbN53ejzs</youtube>
+}}
+</center>
+== Final Thoughts ==
+[[File:Fat man in see-thru mac.jpg|thumb|right|225px|A fatty, wearing his invisibility cloak]]
+{{quote|Your kind often complains about "invisibility," but the truth is that you want to be invisible because when people look at you and react to you in a natural way you are outraged by their disgust. They aren't bad people because they are disgusted, you are a bad person because you are disgusting.
+|The Truth|}}
+== Fat Related Articles ==
+<!-- HEY, YOU THERE! DUMBASS! DON'T ADD YOUR SHITTY ATTACK ARTICLE TO THIS LIST, CAUSE THEN IT JUST BECOMES TL;DR.
+     SAVE THIS LIST FOR THINGS DIRECTLY RELATED TO FAT PEOPLE AND OBESITY. UNDERSTOOD? GREAT. -->
+[[File:Tapeworm diet.jpg|right|600px|thumb|The only thing [[you]] should be eating]]
+* [[Man The Harpoons]]
+* [[FA]]/[[FFA]]
+* [[Fat Acceptance Movement]]
+* [[Fat Shaming]]
+* [[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]
+* [[Pro-Ana]]
+* [[American]]
+* [[Curvy]]
+* [[BBWchan]]
+* [[BBW Porn Sites]]
+* [[Epic Meal Time]] - It's more of a porno for fatties.
+* [[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
+* [[Food pyramid]]
+* [[Feminist]]
+* [[Pregnophile]]
+* [[Krispy Kreme]]
+* [[Kylie Lannigan]]
+* [[Hogging]]
+* [[Prader-Willi Syndrome]]
+* [[WisCon]]
+* [[Yeti]]
+* [[NeoGAF]]
+* [[ResetERA]]
+** [[The Amazing Atheist]]
+** [[Epic fat guy]]
+** [[Rob Ford]]
+** [[Oprah Winfrey]]
+** [[Tim Russert]]
+** [[Paula Deen]]
+** [[Fat Princess]] &ndash; God dammit, Sony.
+** [[Ivo Robotnik]]
+** [[Mario]]
+** [[Jenn Leyva]]
+** [[JonTron]]
+** [[Roseanne Barr]]
+** [[Rosie O'Donnell]]
+** [[Shay]] &ndash; Warning: do not read while eating
+** [[Slaton Sisters]]
+** [[Katiesinger123]] &ndash; Hagrid sang in his youth?
+** [[Tofer]]
+** [[Tori Sue Heck]]
+** [[The Biggest Loser]] &ndash; A TV show where people fap to fat.
+** [[Tubcat]]
+** [[Wario]]
+** [[Wwedx2007]]
+** [[Liz Shaw]]
+** [[Zoe Quinn]]
+** Belgian Health Minister [[Maggie de Block]]
+** [[Nikocado Avocado]]
+{{clear}}
+== Fat External Links ==
+[[File:Excelsior - the largest cake on earth (1889).png|175px|right|thumb|[[Cake|Not a lie.]]]]
+* Flabbergasting [https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126871038472728576 Twitter thread] by a PhD in Fat Acceptance Studies (or something)<br>'''Thread archived in two sections due to length.'''<br>'''Part one:''' {{archive|h0kZB|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126841311175348224|title=2}}<br>'''Part two:''' {{archive|9b4yY|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126871038472728576|title=2}}
+* [http://archive.is/FN7wk Help King Gluttony eat himself to death]
+* Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://archive.is/jzoYa]
+* <s>[http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm It figures--Leonard Nimroy is a chubby chaser!]</s> BALEETED!
+* [http://archive.is/rxkkI Fat loss for idiots]
+* [http://archive.is/4tXG0 Fat woman bites off boyfriend's tongue during a kiss]
+* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069914.stm Fat gives you cancer]
+* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488236&in_page_id=1879  Non-fat turncoat bitches trying to make fat people out to be something other than subhuman]. In England, they are known as The Cancer That's Killing Society.
+* [http://www.bigguts.com/forum/index.php A place where hambeasts intentionally become even more fat and show themselves off]
+* [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/23/plus-size-barbie_n_4492487.html#slide=2021690 Fat Barbie dolls now available thanks to the SRS]
+* [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/23/plus-size-barbie_n_4492487.html#slide=2021690 Fat Barbie dolls now available thanks to the SRS]
+* [http://archive.is/JE1iW Nigel's Big Game blog]. Handy tips for the lovers of larger women.
+* [https://www.facebook.com/crissylynne1988 Talk to real real ugly fat pig who likes weed, food, and being a bi-sexual attention whore of a failure in life]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglLPMxvk1g Watch this fatty try to be funny while trying to eat the camera.]
+*[https://www.facebook.com/PublicEnemyofWestland Talk to Tommy and ask him about being an internet tough fatty and if he wants a Big Mac. Major troll bait.]
+*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6256447/Too-fat-ass-Greece-bans-obese-tourists-riding-donkeys.html Greece bans obese tourists from riding donkeys - claiming it's an animal abuse]
+*[https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-sitting-on-smothering-girl-9-as-punishment 325 pound woman kills baby by sitting on it]
+*[https://www.livescience.com/64454-belly-fat-brain-shrinkage.html fat people have lower brain volume, scientists say]
+*[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-eat-mum-christmas-day-11706456 a very fat cunt wants to eat her mother's ashes on christmas]
+{{clear}}
+{{Retarded Edit Wars}}
+{{biology}}
+{{Disease}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article October 11 & October 12, [[2013]]|[[Infantilism]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Gordon Ramsay]]}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article August 2 through August 3, 2020|[[Hero]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[We Apologize]]}}
+{{Timeline|Featured article February 24, 25 & 26, [[2023]]|[[Section 230]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Harry Potter]]}}
+[[Category:Fat| ]]
+[[Category:Epithets]]
+[[Category:Subcultures]]

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