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BREAKING NEWS!!
HIS BOOK HAS BEEN CANCELLED


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With Jews, fake news!



Milo learning about some real journalism
Coloring his hair just like a feminist. What a shock. (He is also an insecure twat)
Milo has good reason to be insecure about his hair

Milo Yiannopoulos (formerly Milo Yiannopoulos and Milo Andreas Wagner; Greek: Μίλων Γιαννόπουλος, Hebrew: מילו יאנופולוס) is a homosexual, legally Jewish, nigger-loving Greek faggot who is the "Tech Editor" for right-wing tabloid Breitbart. Despite being a self-proclaimed "journalist", Milo is actually just a failure of a troll who steals the hard-hitting investigative journalism of Encyclopædia Dramatica's own loyal editors and then attempts to pass it off as his own work.

Yindianapolis is a typical gay bully who likes acting like a mean girl, but he calls himself a "provocateur" and a "dangerous faggot." Milo is tranny hating homo who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn and/or Shower.

Milo Yiannopoulos, previously Milo Wagner, had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get fatter.

The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is. (For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".) Which You can't do that anymore seeing as his (((twitter))) has been permaband.

Recently Milo has spent his time going on tour to butthurt liberal SJW college campuses in Amerilard with the intent of triggering all the special snowflakes by basically reading what ED has to say about a topic and turning random images from /pol/ into a slideshow on a projector or some shit. Milo creepily refers to The Donald as "daddy" and says "daddy will save us", despite being a chubby dirty Greek Britbong immigrant with bad hair on some kind of fag visa. Last Thursday, tolerant liberals at UC Berkeley rioted and would rather burn down their university than listen to Milo open his jizz-encrusted coalburning mouth. More black men have been inside Milo than a Popeye's Chicken in Atlanta, so he can't be racist u guise.

Hi Milo! We know you're reading this! Try not to knick some of this article next time you're on Faux News.

Writing

Milo in just a few years


Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents.

The poor quality of his work might be attributed to the fact he dropped out of both Manchester and Cambridge. Something he believes he should brag about in an article literally entitled: "I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine". "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went", he continues and reaffirms what everyone suspected: He didn't study very hard, which is why he isn't very good. It also explains why 99% of his writing is opinion pieces about how he hates liberals and how much sex he has (not a feat, considering he mostly bones starving, pakistani immigrants) that don't leave him any time to report on any actual news. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his upcoming book.

Dyslexia

Besides having the worst hair, Milo is also known to suffer from severe dyslexia.


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Pre GamerGate

Milo hates gamers


The only thing Milo had ever gotten right was that gamers are a bunch of fat, pale, basement dwelling losers and nerds. For many years he held the (correct) belief that gamers need to either get out of the house and get a life, or stay inside and end it.

The Wonga Scandal

Despite now pretending to be against corruption, Milo has a long history of just that. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. and prevented another company from winning a shitty award.

   
 
I had a conversation with the organiser, Milo Yiannopoulos and I picked Wonga as the winner. I had the casting vote. Although, as organiser, he [Milo] didn't have a vote he agreed.
 

 
 

— I had a conversation with the organiser, Milo Yiannopoulos and I picked Wonga as the winner. I had the casting vote. Although, as organiser, he didn't have a vote he agreed., http://archive.is/2rbEp

The Kernel

Even Wikipedia knows what's up

Wagner also founded and later sold a site called "The Kernel" (which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth), better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious, with Milo commenting on it: "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees". Milo? Arrogant? No way...

Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum. Perhaps the money he needed came from the money he didn't use to pay its employees or its bills (his criticism of Gawker sounds a bit ironic now). The site itself was able to do quite well without the burden of Milo's ineptitude at the helm, and his tabloid of right-wing propaganda was ironically bought out by the liberal shithole that is The Daily Dot.


Gee, wonder where (((all that paycheck money))) went..

Dan Waller aka Milo Yiannopoulos

Exactly like TheRalphRetort claiming to be reporting, it turned out The Kernel turned into a one-man blog, when Milo couldn't pay his bills. So how do you make it appear as if you actually have staff equipped? Easy. Pretend that you are them. So Milo did just that. Pretended to be a man named Dan Waller. He even wrote an article complete in the language and spirit of Wagner. (((Coincidence?)))



Weird how he doesn't hasn't mentioned this name once, huh?

Wagner invites 376. 15 Shows up

For a writing seminar, called #NaNoWriWee, or some shit where you could be sure you wouldn't learn a thing Wagner was quick to boast about 376 attending to learn from the master wordsmith Milo Wagner. Complete with dyslexia and bad poetry. But only 15 showed up, the rest realizing that they could learn better writing by heading to DeviantArt.

   
 
On the 25th January 15 people assembled around 7.30 in the Kernel office to start the 30 hour novel writing marathon.
 

 
 

https://shirleyayres.wordpress.com/2013/01/27/highlights-from-the-30-hour-novel-marathon-nanowriwee/, Shirley Aeres

Trollwatch/Milo literally crying about trolling

Before he was pro-trolling, Wagner was very much opposed to it. You might have picked up the pattern that Milo is a regular Hillary Clinton when it comes to his opinions. In that case you'd be correct. He (presumably) wrote an article about harmful online trolling was.

   
 
Do you have an abuser, libeller or bully who won’t leave you alone on Twitter or Facebook? If so, The Kernel wants to hear from you – and to help you make the abuse stop... If he is pseudonymous, we’ll try to help you discover his real-world identity. Then we’ll publish it, along with examples of the cruelty you’ve endured.

If he uses his real name, we’ll draw attention to his unacceptable behaviour. We believe it’s high time that a “name and shame” approach to internet abusers was taken. Perhaps with enough cautionary tales floating around, the dregs of the web will think twice before ruining other people’s lives.
 


 
 

And just 24 hours prior to this, Wagner himself was whining about how he was trolled :D. This points to the fact that Milo was the creator of the post.

   
 
A couple of days ago, I tweeted to express my sympathy for R&B singer Rihanna. I explained that I had been in a similar relationship and that I believed I understood what it was that made women – and men – go back to abusive partners.

A slap, I said, can be a strange sort of comfort for a disorientated young woman. (I said woman, but I meant me.) It can be predictable, in a world without constants. Sometimes you even talk yourself into believing you deserve it. The dynamics of abuse can be subtle and complex. But I should have known better than to make such honest disclosures on social media, shouldn’t I. Because admitting you were the victim of domestic violence in a prior relationship is apparently acceptable grounds for abuse and ridicule on Twitter.
 


 
 

https://web.archive.org/web/20130130201931/http://www.kernelmag.com/yiannopoulos/3874/the-schoolteacher-who-moonlights-as-a-troll/, Milo

So what did that horrible man say?


So what was Milo's response? He went all-out insane, and doxed the guy for this. He wrote an article complete with workplace, new Twitter handle and a name and shame. You fucking pussy, Wagner. Grow a pair. Milo's fucking pussybitchness was so huge, that even comments called him out, for being the biggest pussy the world has ever seen.

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BTFO

And there are many more examples of The Kernel crying about trolls. And if you didn't think that wasn't bad enough, he actually thought against those refuted the rape myths.

Milo even went on to advocate for that Twitter should only allow real names.

   
 
Cowards and bullies won’t voluntarily cede this degree of control and give in to oversight. But we can make it absurdly difficult and impracticable for people to commit casual but emotionally devastating abuse by raising the barriers to entry and the minimum requirements for services which, in truth, have no need of anonymity to function. If legislation is needed, it must be campaigned for.
 

 
 

Milo

Milo's Nazi Phase

Before becoming the right-wing hackjob he is today, Wagner was actually a full-blown Nazi. So not much of change there then. So whenever some fat blue-haired unfuckable is calling Milo a literal nazi, remember that he actually is.



Milo's SJW Phase

Milo's Lesbian Phase

While trying to get a proper job, Wagner worked as an online editor of The Catholic Herald, while blogging for something called Counter Knowledge. Here he wrote such great articles as " See what someone else wrote" and " Here's A Link To Someone Else's Work". Counter-Culture describes itself as "Counterknowledge.com will draw attention to every kind of bogus theory, whether it emanates from maverick scientists, Christian evangelists, media nutritionists, Muslim scholars or “alternative” historians". Besides this, Milo also worked as a speech writer for a feminist and global warming advocate, Bianca Jagger.

   
 
The BJHRF educates the public about discrimination, promotes gender equality, and campaigns to rid our social and legal institutions of bias. We promote women’s empowerment, leadership and participation in every sector of society: to recognise women in the corridors of power, to get them to the negotiating table and make sure their voices are heard. We denounce legislation in countries which deprive women of their basic human rights. We raise awareness of cultural and social norms which perpetuate the perception that women are inferior.
 

 
 

http://archive.is/qdtCS, Milo writing for Bianca

Milo also created her website, because apparently Milo was a web-developer.

   
 
in my spare time, I have designed and engineered websites. Typically, these have been for small businesses and private individuals. I have a good working knowledge of PHP, and fluency in (X)HTML, JavaScript and the following applications (in OS X and in Windows): Adobe Dreamweaver; Adobe Fireworks; Adobe Photoshop; Apple Aperture
 

 
 

—Milo

Milo's Poetry Phase

A Swarm Of Wasps

Milo's first venture into poetry is book called A Swarm Of Wasps, where Milo mistakenly thinks he is the new Nietzsche. The book contains the worst poetry known to man, even beating out Blue's poetry.

   
 
I wanted a bee

But I got a wasp

A wasp who doesn't seem
To recall that I exist

...

Maybe then
He'll notice
I'm alive

All I ever wanted
Was everything you have

Stop stinging me

Give me everything
You've got, and die

 


 
 

—Excerpt from TOO HOT THE EYE OF HEAVEN, Milo

Yes, this is fucking real.



Eskimo Papoose

On the one year anniversary of his shit book, Milo went for it and tried to outdo himself. This time instead of publishing nursery rhymes, he tried to be edgy and included some sections in German. Another language he fails to grasp. He also decided that plagirizing lyrics from Tori Amos was a good idea.


Milo's Old Contact Information



Milo joins #GamerGate

What GamerGators think about when they fap

Milo abandoned the last shred of ethics that made him encourage fat Nintendo addicts to try and lose their virginity, and traded it for the minor monitory gains and brief admiration of the losers he once despised.

No self-respecting journalist was willing to cover GamerGate (and those with little enough dignity to report on it were at least smart enough to write about how they're a bunch of women-hating faggots), but lucky for the human blobs that post that hashtag, Milo has no abundance of that. He was quick to capitalize on the gullible saps and began to write article after article about GamerGate (seriously, does he ever report on any actual news?) in an attempt to convert its members into republicans and turn them into his personal army in his war on SJWs.

Soon he was expanding his octopus-like grip on various sub-cultures of angry nerds by writing articles about feminism in feminism in comics, science fiction and other topics no one cares and he knows nothing about.

However, soon his goal became clear...

To Sell A Book

As previously stated, Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées.
The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.


To Hate On Transsexuals

Self-proclaimed shitlord.
   
 
Being transsexual is a bit like being gluten intolerant: for every real one, there are fifteen or twenty just trying it on for attention.
 

 
 


Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment facility of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:


 
 
[Transgenderism] is the only mental illness classified as such by the medical establishment that we indulge with surgery instead of treating with therapy
 

 


 
 
Post-op transsexuals are no longer man, nor yet female; able neither to ejaculate nor be inseminated.
 

 


 
 
The answer should be obvious: we’re abusing people who need our help, by indulging their psychoses in place of administering treatment.
 

 


Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people go through every day, and which he helps to facilitate.

It is these beliefs that have lead him to write multiple articles mocking trannies, as well as otherkin and transniggers, and wage an ongoing war with Brianna Wu during which he outed her and said:


 
 
We are using “she” and “her” as a polite courtesy in this report.
 

 


Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girls and less at odds with god and nature.
Obviously, he is wrong.

To Call A Feminist "Darling"

After having colored his hair blond in to appear even gayer, Milo went on The Big Question on BBC to debate whether his hair looks like pee. Spoiler: it does. In the midst of debating a feminist, Milo was of course losing the argument, so he quickly deflected and called the feminist 'darling'. Of course being a smug asshole, Milo just laughed when they pointed how sexist he was. Clearly he learned nothing.

   
 
Frankly darling, I just don't give a damn
 

 
 

—Milo Yiannopoulos

To Become Editor Of Breitbart Tech

Milo and computar

At the ebb of October international muckraking website, Breitbart, where Yiannopoulos inexplicably has a job, decided to launch a new segment on their shit website in order to gain more clicks from the autists of GamerGate. To even cater more these nerds, they decided to employ GamerGate sweetheart Milo as an editor, even as we earlier explained just one year prior he fucking hated tech and gamers. Great thinking there. So one redditor decided to test the technical prowess of Milo, by asking some very simple questions. But Milo was unable to answer even a single one, because he knows nothing. Simple questions like what specs his computer has and why 60 fps is better for gaming. Rather than being BTFO for his ignorance, his loyal and retarded followers politely told him the correct answers to all the questions. They still defend this, somehow.

To celebrate his newly appointed position, he and the rest of the Breitbart crew decided to hold a YouTube hang-out, because why use your own site? That would require that they knew shit about tech. So instead they decided to use a feature for amateurs. And even then they fucked up. Somehow they forgot to turn on livechat for their 8 hour long show. The show was utter shit, that focused not on their new section, but instead focused on gathering some GamerGate darlings. Can anyone say pandering? So instead of using those 8 hours to promote the site and showing what they were capable of, they spent the time having on various autistic manchildren, while Milo tried to usurp (Uslurp?) all the attention.

After the 8 hours of torture was over, nothing was learned, so much like Breitbart Tech it was just a waste of time.



Milo trying to Minecraft




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Breitbart Tech


That time Milo tried to post a link to an email attachment


To Get Unverified From Twitter

Last Thursday, Milo was unverified from Twitter as they discovered he was not actually a journalist, but was the spearhead of a 44 man operation designed to harass women in tech, but more on that later. When Milo announced that he had been unverified, his dumb fanboys were fast to cry foul, while Wagner was busy creating 20,000 sock puppet accounts, so he could pretend that this was beneficial to him and his cronies. Milo is so utterly butthurt about this, and not in the way this faggot prefers, that he actually uses the heavy ballot X (✘) at the end of his name.


(Praise God for the free market)


To Become Utterly Butt Smashed Over An April Fools Joke

In a shocking turn of event, Buzzfeed wrote a funny article about Mr. Whatsapiecost himself, that was published on April 1st.


A lot of the bleach must have penetrated that thick skull of his, and rotted away his gay brain, because he decided to take it serious, and write a TL;DR blog about how the left is destroying America or some crap. Or maybe the truth is that Milo is repeating Kernel again?


To Become An Game

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To (((Scam))) People Out Of More Money

In January 2016, Milo held another shitty streaming marathon, where he had people donate their hard earned cash, like he was named Anita Sarkeesian, so that he could create a privilege grant fund. That money of course never reached the target audience and instead ended up feeding Milo's increasing drug habit. Sounds all to familiar, doesn't it?



The explanation that Milo gave was between extremely wishy-washy to total bullshit. It is clear that this fraud once again pocketed the money. It's about ethics in journalism. He proclaimed that he didn't need the money because of his credit card average:


Yes, this (((fraud))) actually wants people to believe that he is worth that of half a million dollars annually, when his net worth is estimated at $750,000. Or that their estimated ad income is 39k USD.

No wonder Breitbart has refused to show its tax records or publicize the fact that their CEO lives in a house owned by Mostafa El-Gindy.

   
 
Gindy has received favorable coverage from Breitbart News, which styles him as a ‘senior statesman’, without an accompanying disclosure that he is the website’s landlord.
 

 
 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/26/steve-bannon-florida-registered-vote-donald-trump

To Do A Nimble Scam

Having already run out of drugs, Milo needed a new quick way to get rich quick. Here he teamed up with Martin Shkreli in order to get people to donate to a millionaire, named Palmer Luckey. The whole charade was nothing but a shell-game. Even the website indicated this. This was such a complete disaster that even the mods at /r/theDonald had to apologize.

To Push His Christian Agenda

To Make Rap Exclusively Black People Again

While Milo was busy stealing money, sucking black dick or stealing money he needed some entertainment. Meet Mike Dece, the ultimate evidence that white people should not rap. The original video is a fucking disaster. No rhyme or reason. A non-existent beat. We will save you from dying of second-hand embarrassment by not showing you the original video.

To Still Cry About Trolling and Set Fanbase After People

Some of Milo's idiotic fanboys in our pre-GG section about him crying and doxing someone that trolled him in 2012, would argue that he's changed and that he would not to the exact same fucking thing today. That he is pro-free speech and the fact that if you get abuse you should just turn the phone off, like nigga just close your eyes. Well this nigger-cock loving Kike is still a hypocrite. So now his autistic fanboys have even less of an excuse of excusing this complete piece of shit. None. Nil. Zero. Nada.

Of course Milo, failing to have a memory of what he used to look like back in yonder years (and even now), thinks he can mock him for his appearance too, when we all know if he looked exactly the same but happened to be a equipped with a black dick, Milo would be salivating for this gorilla dick. Of course it's funny that Milo is attacking journalists doing hit pieces on him when previously he was desperate for them as a means to get more fame and notoriety. Guess he couldn't stand the heat in the kitchen.

To Advocate For Pedophilia

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The original article

Moar info: Milo Yiannopoulos/Feminist Version.

The first version of this article was created by what appears to be an honest-to-god SJW that wrote the entire thing like the most typical tumblr blog post ever, citing such evidence as "Misandry" being underlined by spellcheckers to prove it isn't a real thing (despite the same being true for "Transphobia") and using both terms like "*trans", "Trigger Warning", "White Privilege" and an account that was created solely for the purpose of writing them, that he then promptly abandoned.

We honestly can't tell if this person was being serious or a troll, or if indeed his or our version of this article was better.
So here is the original version of this article for your reading pleasure.


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