Verbal Ase
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Verbal Ase has switched channels entirely, effectively killing even MORE of his viewership to now only have his dedicated Verbal Fags! |
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BREAKING NEWS!! Cartoon Beatbox Battles is now apparently "dead" due to the lack of viewership on his dogshit channel! |
Verbal Ase (Powerword: Adym S. Evans) is an autistic jew-like pedophile buddhist nigger that a bunch of 13-year-old boy found funny, with the special ones sticking around for his shitty channel. He created Cartoon Beatbox Battles, the series with the unfunny Thanos beatboxing, and is right now in a financial crisis, having to cancel Cartoon Beatbox Battles due to his shit channel understandably underperforming due to the lack of good content!
Cartoon Beatbox
Cartoon Beatbox (Battles, that's the only one people care about) is a shitty ERB ripoff, and a sandbox for Verbal Ase's shitty ideas that only digs a hole further down to financial bankruptcy because he only listens to his brainwashed hivemind autistic 10-year old fans, or 17 year old fat and smelly basement dwellers who don't even have a permit license. The show mostly centers around the idea of two cartoon characters (that Verbal Ase has no right to use, but doesn't care because he's a dumb fuck) fighting in a boxing ring by; get this; fucking beatboxing. At least it's the one original thing he can come up with!
This series somehow would get popular through JewTube, the perfect home for a series as autistic and budgeted as this, and even for a while on Twatter for how shit it was, but also because it featured Sonic the Hedgehog, for all age demographics on the autism spectrum. Each episode would get at least 20m views in 3 months, but as time passed and as Verbal Ase continued to slack on his fat ass private messaging minors on his Discord server, stroking his own ego by making everyone he considers a 'friend' uncomfortable, the attention Cartoon Beatbox Battles was able to sustain would soon die out, because honestly what is the appeal of seeing the same fucking characters sing the same shitty beatboxes with the same shitty voice "impressions"? ...What's that? He considers himself a real voice impressionist?? What the fuck?
Shows
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles - His main series that actually brings him the shekels. It's the only one to actually have more than 5 episodes, though with a very inconsistent art style as the series went on, because Verbal Ase is an inconsistent fuck. The first episode was animated by his furry faggot brother "Busy Mouse Animations", the next was some random bitch in Fiverr, and the third until twelve would be by a studio called "Daylight Studios", bringing the iconic but ugly as fuck art style to the show, until everything changed in the thirteenth episode because Verbal Ase wanted to ruin himself financially, apparently.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles Live - The first of many shitty spin-offs that Verbal Ase had created once he had noticed milk came out of his cow. This one is just where he does his shitty episodes of his main series but as live performances in front of his camera like the sad oreo that he is. This does have some actual talent to it, so of course, it was dropped before all the episodes of the first season could be completed, because anything after "Black Panther Vs Deadpool" is where his passion died.
- Cartoon Beatbox Lessons - Another dogshit series and one of the three actually animated cartoons by Verbal Ase. This time it would actually be a little more original, teaching kids the most basic steps of how to beatbox like its some language that nobody can learn. If you couldn't tell, Verbal Ase used to come up with this shit himself before it was too late. It would soon be abandoned, because who gives a shit? Not even Verbal Ase! Though, he did want to bring more professional beatboxers onto the show to teach some stuff, which would've actually added substance.
- Cartoon Beatbox Collabs - The last series to actually be animated, bringing the "Cartoon" in the name of the brand that people actually care about. As if Verbal Ase couldn't copy more from the wiggers behind ERB, this series is usually only a minute and 30 seconds long, with two cartoon characters rapping, with beatboxing in the background, basically getting rid of the fucking point of the show. Most of the battles weren't even good; this conglomerate fuck-shit went entirely against what he got so pissy about with his retarded kid fans.
- Cartoon Beatbox Auditions/Showcase/Whatever the fuck... - In this series, he makes the longest waste of time videos where we get the potential opportunity to know how hard Verbal Ase would butcher the voices of some of these guys before they can enter Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles Shorts - A literal copy of Cartoon Beatbox Collabs, but without the animation and generic beat to keep you with a somewhat tolerable experience. Though, there are rare moments actually animated by some faggot "ChadRCheez", who's basically just another one of the retarded kid fans who works for him for free.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles Questions - Another series, this time actually fully ANIMATED, by that same faggot ChadRCheez! We, Encyclopedia Dramatica, retract our statement of the three amigos, and now, the four bores. It's still dogshit, there's literally nothing to it.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles - All Mixed Up - HOLY SHIT IT JUST NEVER ENDS. This is just where he lets his autism click with his musicality and mixes two shitty beatbox solos into one.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles Easter Eggs/Top 10 - He just comes up with ten shitty "facts" about an episode of his that comes out when it's not doing too hot analytically.
- Cartoon Beatbox Battles Behind the Scenes - In this, he just shows what he gives to the animators before they have to work with the steaming pile of shit inside of a basket that he drops at their door like a stork.
Hydro's Youtuber Battles + FMCBBs + YBB Community
Around 2020, when nobody had anything better to do but go on Twatter, it didn't take long until people noticed Cartoon Beatbox Battles; which eventually had its infamy reach to YouTube, which is how most autismo's first found it. Eventually, one special mini cracker named "Donkeycheezcake" would start his own Cartoon Beatbox Battles like series, but about jewtubers just as autistic as him to want to be apart of that shitshow. FMCBBs (abbreviated to Fan-Made Cartoon Beatbox Battles) would either be videos where some retardlet makes a whole episode basically copying the shows format, or literally the episodes but one of the characters is just another character in the show with a previous episode lazily edited on, with the beatbox solos being just other songs under Verbal Ase's library of videos.
Now, we can't forget that Verbal Ase is probably autistic. This is important to know, because as soon as he saw these types of videos, he got PISSED. He started taking down videos, and even flat out CHANNELS because of this. Reminder; all (I at least HOPE all.) of the channels are owned by kids, so Verbal Ase was basically taking down and publicly shaming kids for making fan videos of his show literally made for the niglets. Verbal Ase to this day has not revoked any of the strikes, and all of the channels of every autist involved are still down, which means this ape is no better than the Fine Brothers.
Nowadays, newer shows like Re:DBB, HYB and BFY have been making episodes that, while still shit, are MILES more watchable and entertaining than the average episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, showing much more originality and passion to their works, while Verbal Ase is continuing to make objectively worse content, such as his "Courage Vs Scooby Doo" episode that he claims is an "audition" episode, yet never says that in the actual episode.
Discord Server
Somewhere during the time of April 2021, Verbal Ase decided to open up a server with the help of his niglet cousin Jbrickfilms. It started out small and was sent to a few people to be early moderators for the server, before Adym finally put up the server on his channel, opening the floodgates to hundreds of people under the autism spectrum. It wasn't long before the server went to eventual shit, where Verbal Ase started warning and threatening to ban people if they used stickers that he apparently "paid" for (PNG stickers are fucking free on Discord), taking advice from fans who only want to see their favorite characters win the show due to some bullshit "cheating" lie that's used as a coping mechanism when their character does a slightly shittier beatbox than the other in an episode, or even being a downright creep to some people in the server, asking and posting things that some of his fag-fans just shouldn't see.
Chase - Hide Away
Around mid 2021, Verbal Ape must have realized how lonely he is in life without the white to his oreo pieces, and so decided to commission a whole team of shitty jew animators nearly $50,000 worth of shekels of Charlie from the shitshow Hazbin Hotel being his "unwanted" snow bunny, AKA, wanting to have sex with him. It would be a song (that he probably doesn't own the rights to) called "Hide Away" by some unknown fuckhead band SYNAPSON, where the plot of the music video is that Charlie teleports Verbal Ape into hell so she can fuck him, in which Verbal Ape tries runniling away (because he's black), proving to be unsuccesful, as Chare captures him and brings him to her room, so she can take her clothes off and have sex with him, as he finally calms down and grows a smiley face boner. As the numb digger that Verbal Ase is, he uploaded it on JewTube for some reason, naming the channel behind it "Chase", with the branding of "girls chasing boys", because that's his thing, and we judge.
It would take a while until 2023 when more people in his Discord server would start to wonder about the existence of a "Charlie from Hazbin Hotel" animation by Verbal Ase, with him confirming that a video of that nature in fact does exist, and would reveal that it IS on JewTube. This spawned basically the equivalent of the California Gold Rush, but for autistic people. Though, it didn't last for nearly as long because someone actually found the video, and the official channel that seems to be some sort of "brand". This would mostly be kept in private by a few people in the YBB community, until it started to slowly spread around to more people until it eventually hit the Verbal Ase server, creating an entire censorship and ban wave of people who would even utter the words "hide" and "away". Despite all of this, Verbal Ase sees no problem with the video, but only the fact that he will never upload it on his channel because it "doesn't fit his brand".
Fall From 10 Minutes of Fame
Verbal Ape grew from just some nigga on the street making money from the crackers dropping cash on his red cap, to some one-note big shot D-tier possible pedophile celebrity, to now just some washed out Jewtuber slowly shitting out FNAF content in hopes of appeasing the all mighty algorithm... and more likely a pedophile. Verbal Ape first rose to internet popularity posting videos online of his shitty give-no-fuck performances as a street nigger in the subways of Jew York City. In 2016, Donald Trump was elected president, but we had worse fate in our hands when Cartoon Beatbox Battles first released to the world. In 2019, Ape's shitty videos began going viral under the "Tetris" and "Thanos" beatbox, when celebrities Timbaland, Tyrese and Will Smith began sharing his videos, catapulting the nigger to internet stardom and mainstream fame.
One thing that Verbal Ase is most well known for is being the one responsible for the dogshit meme that is the Tetris and Thanos beatbox. The "Tetris Beatbox" was a video where the colored individual would make a poor rendition of the Tetris theme in a beatbox format. The "Thanos Beatbox" would actually originate from Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and be one of the few memorable parts of the show; where Thanos starts beatboxing with a gem in one of the only actually good shots in the show. It, alongside the Tetris beatbox would blow up on JewTube to be content farmed like every other shitty modern meme, and even be copied by attention-hungry manchildren like Keegan... and HapMan.
Cartoon Beatbox Battles was having a statistically good run, with episodes of the shitshow progressively getting more attention than the last one, until Verbal Ape decided to ruin it all by changing the one most iconic part of the show, the artstyle, to a comic-book style that activated his monkey neurons more than the previous, all while taking up more money from his pocket because he has no financial advisors. Episodes started taking more time and money to produce, Verbal Ape was too busy making shitty decisions for his show, such as getting rid of the tournament bracket in the second season, with the first seasons finale coming to such a shitty and rushed closing, and episodes view counts getting substantially lower, due to his shitty decision after shitty decision. Verbal Ape's last plan for his shrinking revenue was to make a remaster of Pikachu Vs Groot, the second episode of the first season in hopes that if it's successful enough that he can make one more episode, but that also failed because the remaster sucked just as much ass as the previous, and now the baboon has to find a new team of animators to accommodate for the shrinking budget that he can pour for the series until he eventually decides to just can the whole series, leaving him with no more money.
Now all Verbal Rape does to attempt to getting viewership on ANYTHING for his channel is to make shitty FNAF and Skibidi Toilet beatboxes to stay relevant (which only really make 50-200k in views), and uploading whatever he can find in his camera roll that will suffice for the week. He claims that YouTube's algorithm is the one tanking his channel which, while somewhat true, it's also the fact that he's lost the "magic" that he once had due to making a porn video be more important than quite possibly the most important episode of his series; Deadpool Vs Black Panther. If he didn't sacrifice the development of that episode for his personal porn video, he could've still retained a good viewership for the first season, and possibly the second one, and be at a much better place than he is now. Actual brain-rotting retardation.
On December 8th, 2023, Verbal Waste (like the fecal matter waste) created a new channel creatively titled "Verbal Ase", as a replacement for his main channel predominantly posting about Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the second channel to post any "original" content of his, basically killing his entire career right then and there. He also announced that for Luigi Vs Tails, he will bring his Verbal Fags to animate 10 seconds each of every part of Luigi and Tails' solos, because he literally has no more money left to fund at least the smallest bit of animation for himself because he blew it all on Charlie porn. Now, because Verbal Ase is separating his content from CBB and other videos, he's making it so the only videos in his channel will be Cartoon Beatbox Battles and nothing else, which episodes take too long to release for, giving people nothing to watch in his channel in the meantime, killing the care that any of his fans could have in the first place, and leaving all the other content that he COULD upload on his channel after posting a new CBB episode to an entirely different channel that nobody will click on due to the lack of any actually interesting content. What makes it worse, is that this episode, Luigi vs Tails, has been the most hyped up episode in the entire series, and was destined to make a lot of views, but with the change of animation, he is basically killing the interest and point on why people even wanted a Luigi vs Tails to begin with... to learn the kind of person Verbal Ase is, click here to learn more.
Gallery
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Real picture taken of Verbal Ase and Ray William Johnson.
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The average fan of Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
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The truest example of Verbal Ase's talents and hard work put into his biggest episode yet!
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They hated Popcorn TV because he told the truth.
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Quite possibly the most retarded decision for a YouTube channel there could ever be.
See also
External links
verbalase - Original channel with 5.46 million subscribers.- VerbalAseOfficial - New channel with only 6000 subscribers.
- The Verbal Ase Official Website
- Verbal Ase's Instagram
- Verbal Ase's Facebook
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