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[[Image:Wii gimmicks.jpg|thumb|175px|[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy Criticizing a Wii game for being gimmicky at this point feels like criticizing a midget for being short.] ]]
[[Image:Wii gimmicks.jpg|thumb|175px|[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy Criticizing a Wii game for being gimmicky at this point feels like criticizing a midget for being short.] ]]
[[Image:Black_wii.png|thumb|right|350px|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|It always is the biggest.]]]]
[[Image:Black_wii.png|thumb|right|200px|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|It always is the biggest.]]]]
[[image:Wii911.gif|thumb|175px|Wii [[JEWS DID WTC|did 9/11]]]]
[[image:Wii911.gif|thumb|175px|Wii [[JEWS DID WTC|did 9/11]]]]
[[Image:Battletoads cover Wii.jpg|thumb|right|Unfortunately the Wii will never have a game this cool. Microsoft owns the [[Is This Battletoads|Toads]] now.]]
[[Image:Wiichess.png|thumb|125px|INNOVASHUN]]
[[Image:Wii Fit screencap.jpg|thumb|175px|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|Holy goddamn fucking shit, look at that innovation!]]]]
[[Image:Conan wii.gif|thumb|The best game on the Wii]]
[[File:wii u mad.jpg|thumb|right|200px|]]


'''Wii''' (pronounced ''[[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]'' in Japanese, also known as the [[Piss]]) is the name of [[Nintendo]]'s newest [[Shit|console]] with a MSRP of [[At least 100 years ago|at Least 100]] dollars. The idea was born by [[Japanophile]]s who thought the phrase "Wii will change everything" was the funniest thing ever. Nintendo claims the "ii" is an image of [[Gamer|gamers]] [[Fucking|playing]] together... which is complete crap as gamers have no friends with whom to play. The Wii fan base consists mainly of [[MILF|soccer moms]], [[Lolicon|5-year-old girls]], and whiny [[13 year old boys|12 year olds]] whose parents can't afford a [[goatse.cx|decent gaming console]]. Nintendo knew that they had to somehow steal this "project Natal" ([[Xbox 360|Kinect]]) idea that Microsoft was inventing, but they couldn't figure out how to build such a device for the GameCube, so what they instead built was a motion controller, and  a slimmer version of the gamecube which was renamed to "Wii."
'''Wii''' (pronounced ''[[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]'' in Japanese, also known as the [[Piss]]) is the name of [[Nintendo]]'s newest [[Shit|console]] with a MSRP of [[At least 100 years ago|at Least 100]] dollars. The idea was born by [[Japanophile]]s who thought the phrase "Wii will change everything" was the funniest thing ever. Nintendo claims the "ii" is an image of [[Gamer|gamers]] [[Fucking|playing]] together... which is complete crap as gamers have no friends with whom to play. The Wii fan base consists mainly of either [[Your mom|soccer moms]] and [[Lolicon|5-year-old girls]] who think that sports games+motion capture will finally (and falsely) motivate them to exercise, or whiny [[13 year old boys|12 year olds]] whose parents can't afford a [[goatse.cx|decent gaming console]],  Nintendo knew that they had to somehow steal this "project Natal" ([[Xbox 360|Kinect]]) idea that Microsoft was inventing, but they couldn't figure out how to build such a device for the GameCube, so what they instead built was a motion controller, and  a slimmer version of the gamecube which was renamed to "Wii."


Wii is total shit. Don't buy it.
[[Truth|This console is total shit]]. Don't buy it.




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==Wii Games==
==Wii Games==
With the Wii's cutting edge waggle technology, you can expect nothing but the most [[Truth|boring]], [[Truth|retarded]], new, and more than anything, [[Truth|boring]] games ever made in the history of the universe. Have you ever played chess before? Fuck no, you haven't played chess until you've played ''Wii Chess''! Unlike regular old more boring chess where you move un-animated chess pieces across a boring wooden board using your fucking monkey hands, [[shit nobody cares about|Wii Chess allows you to manipulate virtual chess pieces using cutting edge motion-sensor technology]], allowing you to proudly shout [[Faggot|"check mate!"]] at your opponent over the interwebs like any civilized 21st century [[Truth|no-life gamer.]]
[[Image:Battletoads cover Wii.jpg|thumb|right|Unfortunately the Wii will never have a game this cool. Microsoft owns the [[Is This Battletoads|Toads]] now.]]
[[Image:Wii Fit screencap.jpg|thumb|175px|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|Holy goddamn fucking shit, look at that innovation!!!1]]]]
With the Wii's cutting edge [[Meatspin|waggle]] technology, you can expect nothing but the most [[Truth|boring]], [[Truth|retarded]], new, and more than anything, [[Truth|boring]] games ever made in the history of the universe. Have you ever played chess before? Fuck no, you haven't played chess until you've played ''Wii Chess''! Unlike regular old more boring chess where you move non-animated chess pieces across a boring wooden board using your fucking monkey hands, [[shit nobody cares about|Wii Chess allows you to manipulate virtual chess pieces using cutting edge motion-sensor technology]], allowing you to proudly shout [[Faggot|"check mate!"]] at your opponent over the interwebs like any civilized 21st century [[Truth|no-life gamer.]]


Expect nothing but the [[Lie|innovative]] mini-games in console gaming history, Token from ideas of old GameCube games. Aimed at [[Faggots|"casual gamers"]] (read: your grandparents and kindergartners.) The majority of future titles available will have the [[Truth|same Boring ass gameplay]] [[Truth|Which is similar to, what we see through the Nintendo 64-Wii]] that can be run through in less than an hour. [[Shit nobody cares about|You can bet your blue overalls that Mario will continue to defecate on any sport imaginable, like Tennis, Soccer, Baseball, Basketball, Golf, or Curling. Even Link]], from ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zeldur]]'' is being thrown into the mix, with his boring game, ''[[Fag|Link's Crossbow Training]]'', which will be exactly like the minigame in ''Ocarina of Time'', only with more [[Lie|innovation]], as it will use patented Wii sensor control technology (aka light gun) that has yet to be used in any arcade game from the 90s. Even ''[[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles]]'' will feature the [[Lie|amazing minigame rail-shooter technology]].
Expect nothing but the [[Lie|innovative]] mini-games in console gaming history, Token from ideas of old GameCube games. Aimed at [[Faggots|"casual gamers"]] (read: [[Your mom]] and [[Children|kindergarteners]].) The majority of future titles available will have the [[Truth|same Boring ass gameplay]] [[Truth|Which is similar to, what we see through the Nintendo 64-Wii]] that can be run through in less than an hour. [[Shit nobody cares about|You can bet your blue overalls that Mario will continue to defecate on any sport imaginable, like Tennis, Soccer, Baseball, Basketball, Golf, or Curling. Even Link]], from ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zeldur]]'' is being thrown into the mix, with his boring game, ''[[Fag|Link's Crossbow Training]]'', which will be exactly like the minigame in ''Ocarina of Time'', only with more [[Lie|innovation]], as it will use patented Wii sensor control technology (aka light gun) that has yet to be used in any arcade game from the 90s. Even ''[[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles]]'' will feature the [[Lie|amazing minigame rail-shooter technology]].


Also, since everyone knows [[Lie|gamers aren't lard asses that sit on their butts all day long]]<---[[16-year-old girl|(Noo, The wii sport is to help with the, Growth of obese Americans. Soo, since they know the obese people, in America, usually are targeted at Gaming and, all types of it.)]] , Nintendo created the ''[[Wii fit|Wii Fit]]''. This is a game where [[Shit nobody cares about|you get to tear your muscles and trip over your own feet]] on a [[Truth|crappy board]] that Nintendo made like the Tachikoma units from ''Ghost in the Shell'' - with far less [[Guns|firepower]] and more of that annoying 5-year old girl's voice, which is guaranteed to drive you to [[Trepanation|self-trepane]] with a power drill JUST to wipe it out of your brain. Unlike the real thing, however, the Wii Balance Board cannot [[Pedophilia|lick Daddy's lollipop]] and you can't hit it when it throws a tantrum in public, thus resulting in a -1,000,000 deduction from its already low score of complete FAIL.
Also, since everyone knows [[Lie|gamers aren't lard asses that sit on their butts all day long]]<---[[16-year-old girl|(Noo, The Wii Sport is to help with the, Growth of obese Americans. So since they know the obese people, in America, usually are targeted at Gaming and, all types of it.)]] , Nintendo created the ''[[Wii fit|Wii Fit]]''. This is a game where [[Shit nobody cares about|you get to tear your muscles and trip over your own feet]] on a [[Truth|crappy board]] that Nintendo made like the Tachikoma units from ''Ghost in the Shell'' - with far less [[Guns|firepower]] and more of that annoying 5-year-old girl's voice, which is guaranteed to drive you to [[Trepanation|self-trepane]] with a power drill JUST to wipe it out of your brain. Unlike the real thing, however, the Wii Balance Board cannot [[Pedophilia|lick Daddy's lollipop]] and you can't hit it when it throws a tantrum in public, thus resulting in a -1,000,000 deduction from its already low score of complete FAIL.
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==Channuhls==
==Channuhls==
[[Image:Wiichess.png|thumb|125px|INNOVASHUN]]
Like the [[iPhone|iFag]], the Weee has an assortment of crapplications to make you gayer.
Like the [[iPhone|iFag]], the Weee has an assortment of crapplications to make you gayer.
*'''Check Mii Out''': A dumping ground to show off your crappy Miis.
*'''[[USI|Check Mii Out]]''': A dumping ground to show off your crappy Miis.
*'''Everybody Votes Channel''': Participate in pointless polls for absolutely no reason.
*'''[[Presidential Election 2016|Everybody Votes Channel]]''': Participate in pointless polls for absolutely no reason.
*'''NintenDOH! Channel''': Get free newsletters on ALL THE BAD GAMES!!
*'''NintenDOH! Channel''': Get free newsletters on ALL THE BAD GAMES!!
*'''Weeh Shop Channel''': Xbox Live Arcade for kindergarteners. Sells old games for teh [[parents]]
*'''Weeh Shop Channel''': Xbox Live Arcade for kindergarteners. Sells old games for teh [[parents]]
*'''Yootoob''': The only channel that's [[NSFW]], unless the only videos you watch are [[Annoying Orange|everybodies favorite possessed fruit]].
*'''[[YouTube|Yootoob]]''': The only channel that's [[NSFW]], unless the only videos you watch are [[Annoying Orange|everyone's favorite possessed fruit]].
*'''Internet''': OMG I CUN LOOK AT [[pr0n]] on a 90-inch HDTV!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!111
*'''[[Internets]]''': OMG I CUN LOOK AT [[pr0n]] on a 90-inch HDTV!!! LOL [[OMGWTFBBQ]]!!!!111
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==Controller==
==Controller==
[[Image:Revolutionary for dumbasses.jpg|thumb|175px|Revolutionary controls]]
[[Image:Conan wii.gif|thumb|The best game on the Wii.]]
[[Image:Wiimote.jpg|thumb|left|Three different angles to stimulate your nintenfag ass with.]]
The Wii's iconic feature is its wireless remote controller system - basically [[Penis|a stick that you have to waggle around in front of everyone]]. It has an an analog attachment called the [[Chuck Norris|Nunchuck]]. The Wiimote/Nunchuck [[Gangbang|combination]] will revolutionize the gaming industry by giving the user new and innovative ways to [[Fap|play]] the next [[Mario]], ''[[Metroid]]'', and Kirby games, which are surprisingly similar to versions released fifteen years ago. The controller is considered perfect for the average Nintendo average fanboy like Whiny 12-year-olds, adults who could be possibly still living with their mothers, Black rich guys, Sport-moms and, 14-year-olds who could be possibly victims of bullying and, who is already used to grabbing a thin rod and shaking it for hours on end.
The Wii uses a wireless controller with an analog stick attachment called the [[Chuck Norris|Nunchuck]]. [[Xbox]] and [[Playstation]] fanboys are jealous because the shape vaguely resembles a [[dildo]] which they would like to [[in the ass|shove up their asses]]. The Wiimote/Nunchuck [[Gangbang|combination]] will revolutionize the gaming industry by giving the user new and innovative ways to play the next [[Mario]], ''[[Metroid]]'', and Kirby games, which are surprisingly similar to versions released 15 years ago. The controller is considered perfect for the average Nintendo average fanboy like Whiny 12 year olds, adults who could be possibly still living with their mothers, Black rich guys, Sport-moms and, 14 year olds who could be possibly victims of bullying and, who is already used to grabbing a thin rod and shaking it for hours on end.
 
[[File:This is not a controller.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
Overall, [[you]] are going to look like the biggest queer in the world when you play any Wii game with the motion controller, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfeidlcWIuQ as evidenced here.] Only a total idiot thinks this is better than the old way of playing games. Luckily, Nintendo could foresee that a majority of their games that didn't involve firing projectiles would probably be better off without da innovashun, and you can still plug in your superior [[Gamecube|Gamecube controller]] and put the Wii's motion sensors in the back of the closet along with your [[Fail|Power Glove]]. ''Red Steel'' is also a prime example of why Japan should NEVER be allowed to make another first-person shooter; seriously, stick to your cookie-cutter same-plot-every-time RPGs Japan. <i>(Editor's Note: It should be noted that ''Red Steel'' was developed by UbiSoft Paris. Fucking [[French]].)</i>
Overall, [[you]] are going to look like the biggest queer in the world when you play any Wii game with the motion controller, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfeidlcWIuQ as evidenced here.] Only a total idiot thinks this is better than the old way of playing games. Luckily, Nintendo could foresee that a majority of their games that didn't involve firing projectiles would probably be better off without da innovashun, and you can still plug in your superior [[Gamecube|Gamecube controller]] and put the Wii's motion sensors in the back of the closet along with your [[Fail|Power Glove]]. ''Red Steel'' is also a prime example of why Japan should NEVER be allowed to make another first-person shooter; seriously, stick to your cookie-cutter same-plot-every-time RPGs Japan. <i>(Editor's Note: It should be noted that ''Red Steel'' was developed by UbiSoft Paris. Fucking [[French]].)</i>
 
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[[Image:Wii-motionplus.jpg|thumb|Wii owners get conned with [[over 9000|over 9,000 controllers]] and [[crap|controller add-ons]].]]


==Wii U==
==Wii U==
"Wii U" (somewhat resembles a way to describe something being yucky or [[Nasty sex|nasty]]) is [[Nintendo]]s new eighth generation console ([[What|or is it a controller, or is it a i-Pad, or is it a phone, or is it a handheld device?]]) you can use while sitting on the toilet playing [[Lego|Lego: City Stories]] (which is totally not a [[GTA]] clone), another [[Graphics|re-released]] [[Zelda]] game and yet another [[Super Mario|New Super Mario Bros.]] game [[Unoriginal|that looks exactly like its predecessor]].
[[File:wii u mad.jpg|right|200px|]]
[[Image:Nops4.jpg|thumb|This little boy is disappointed that he received a Wii U instead of a [[PS4]].]]
[[Image:Nops42.jpg|thumb|So is this kid.]]
The '''[[Wii U]]''' (somewhat resembles a way to describe something being yucky or [[Nasty sex|nasty]]) is [[Nintendo]]s new eighth generation console ([[What|or is it a controller, or is it a i-Pad, or is it a phone, or is it a handheld device?]]) you can use while sitting on the toilet playing ''[[Lego|Lego City Undercover]]'' (which is totally not a ''[[GTA]]'' clone), another [[Graphics|re-released]] ''[[Zelda]]'' game and yet another ''[[Super Mario|New Super Mario Bros.]]'' game [[Unoriginal|that looks exactly like its predecessor]].


But what does the Wii U offer you? It has:
But what does the Wii U offer you? It has:
*Shitty battery
*Shitty battery
*Bad framerates
*Bad framerates
*Shitty comfortability
*Uncomfortable controller
*Shitty [[IPad|looks]]
*Shitty [[IPad|looks]]
*About 10 [[Weeaboos|users]] ([http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/11/14/wii-u-sales-are-bad-but-is-nintendo-really-doomed.aspx Who plays Wii anyways?])
*About 10 [[Weeaboos|users]] ([http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/11/14/wii-u-sales-are-bad-but-is-nintendo-really-doomed.aspx Who plays Wii anyways?])
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City = Engrish<br>
City = Engrish<br>
Japanese = Engrish<br>
Japanese = Engrish<br>
Coincindence? I THINK NOT<br>
[[Coincidence]]? I think '''NOT'''<br>
 
[[Image:Nops4.jpg|thumb|This little boy is disappointed that he received a Wii U instead of a [[PS4]].]]
[[Image:Nops42.jpg|thumb|So is this kid.]]


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==Casual Gamers==
==Casual gamers==
[[Image:Casualgamewii.jpg|thumb|left|175px|Nintendo disowns their children, the nerds, for non-gamers]]
[[Image:Casualgamewii.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Nintendo disowns their children, the nerds, for non-gamers]]
[[Image:Casualswiigalaxy.png|thumb|175px|[[Tourneyfag|"I love nintendo cuz there games are fun not hard."]]]]
[[image:Wha_hapn_scale.JPG|thumb|175px|A typical Mii]]
Ironically, the legions of [[Fanboy|Nintendrones]] defending the Wii's honor and pointing out that it's become [[Lie|the best selling console of this generation]] is exactly the demographic that Nintendo is abandoning. At a London showcase of Nintendo's "Mind, Body and Console" press conference, Nintendo's UK head of marketing, Dawn Paine, expressed that the Wii was targeting more than "solitary anti-social teenagers," which is a nice way of describing [[fat]], [[lonely]], [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] gamers. Calling your devoted fan base a bunch of sad and pathetic losers? Clearly, nothing but good can come from this statement.  
Ironically, the legions of [[Fanboy|Nintendrones]] defending the Wii's honor and pointing out that it's become [[Lie|the best selling console of this generation]] is exactly the demographic that Nintendo is abandoning. At a London showcase of Nintendo's "Mind, Body and Console" press conference, Nintendo's UK head of marketing, Dawn Paine, expressed that the Wii was targeting more than "solitary anti-social teenagers," which is a nice way of describing [[fat]], [[lonely]], [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] gaymers. Calling your devoted fan base a bunch of sad and pathetic losers? Clearly, nothing but good can come from this statement.  
 


{{quote|<small><small>...Paine's presentation outlined the ways in which gaming has been... 'a sad addiction that removes the player from reality'. A picture of a long-haired nerd, screaming as he gripped a control pad, appeared on the projection screen... populated by the phrases 'glazed over', 'isolated' and other negative terminology. Rather than debunk such perceptions, Nintendo simply suggested that it was courting a different audience...</small></small>|''Edge Magazine'', December 2007}}
{{quote|<small><small>...Paine's presentation outlined the ways in which gaming has been... 'a sad addiction that removes the player from reality'. A picture of a long-haired nerd, screaming as he gripped a control pad, appeared on the projection screen... populated by the phrases 'glazed over', 'isolated' and other negative terminology. Rather than debunk such perceptions, Nintendo simply suggested that it was courting a different audience...</small></small>|''Edge Magazine'', December 2007}}


E3 2008 further solidified the Casual Gamers as Nintendo's target audience. Promising that Nintendo would be "maximizing all of our key franchises," for the holiday season to appease [http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3168687 "core gamers,"] rumors were afloat for [http://www.grayhouse.com/2008/01/27/rumor-zelda-wii-in-2009/ a new ''Zelda'' game], a [http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/rumor-kid-icarus-wii-details-screenshots-revealed/ ''Kid Icarus'' remake], or something awesome and completely unexpected, exactly like how the Wii was kept secret up until E3 2006, when it stole the show. Something awesome was clearly going to happen, after all, Reggie Fils-Aime did say [http://kotaku.com/368326/reggie-teases-nintendos-big-holiday-game-will-be-revealed-at-e3 "there's gonna be a big game for the holiday that the gamers will want."] The hype machine wound up flying too close to the sun and came crashing down in the most boring way imaginable. Reggie believes ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' is now totally hardcore, along with ''Wii Music'' which lets you button mash to play music without needing to pay attention to rhythm or even get a score, a new ''Raving Rabbids'' mini game collection, and ''Wii Sports 2'' which lets you play Frisbee with a virtual dog, bound to be entertaining for hours on end. Wii users this holiday season will be celebrating when they find these must have titles under the Christmas tree next to their Play-Doh and Easy-Bake Ovens.
E3 2008 further solidified the Casual Gamers as Nintendo's target audience. Promising that Nintendo would be "maximizing all of our key franchises," for the holiday season to appease [http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3168687 "core gamers,"] rumors were afloat for [http://www.grayhouse.com/2008/01/27/rumor-zelda-wii-in-2009/ a new ''Zelda'' game], a [http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/rumor-kid-icarus-wii-details-screenshots-revealed/ ''Kid Icarus'' remake], or something awesome and completely unexpected, exactly like how the Wii was kept secret up until E3 2006, when it stole the show. Something awesome was clearly going to happen, after all, Reggie Fils-Aime did say "there's gonna be a big game for the holiday that the gamers will want." The hype machine wound up flying too close to the sun and came crashing down in the most boring way imaginable. Reggie believes ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' is now totally hardcore, along with ''Wii Music'' which lets you button mash to play music without needing to pay attention to rhythm or even get a score, a new ''[[Cancer|Raving Rabbids]]'' mini game collection, and ''[[Boring|Wii Sports]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2]]'' which lets you play Frisbee with a virtual dog, bound to be entertaining for hours on end. Wii users this holiday season will be celebrating when they find these must have titles under the [[Christmas]] tree next to their Play-Doh and Easy-Bake Ovens.
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==HAY GAIZ, FREE ONLINE PLAY! LOL JK!==
==HAY GAIZ, FREE ONLINE PLAY! LOL JK!==
[[image:Wha_hapn_scale.JPG|thumb|175px|A typical Mii]]
[[Image:Casualswiigalaxy.png|thumb|175px|[[Tourneyfag|"I love nintendo cuz there games are fun not hard."]]]]
Back in August of 2006, Reggie Fils-Aime, the lying faggot also known as the president and chief operating officer of Nintendo of America, made it publicly known that there would be no subscription or any kind of payment to play the [http://www.usatoday.com/tech/gaming/2006-08-14-nintendo-qa_x.htm Wii online]. Consumers would be able to enjoy free Wi-Fi (pronounced "[[yiff|whiffy]]") right out of the box, without being bothered by any failtastic monthly payments like [[XBox Live|Ecks Bawks Live]].  
Back in August of 2006, [[Reggie Fils-Aime]], the lying faggot also known as the president and chief operating officer of Nintendo of America, made it publicly known that there would be no subscription or any kind of payment to play the [http://www.usatoday.com/tech/gaming/2006-08-14-nintendo-qa_x.htm Wii online]. Consumers would be able to enjoy free Wi-Fi (pronounced "[[yiff|whiffy]]") right out of the box, without being bothered by any failtastic monthly payments like [[XBox Live|Ecks Bawks Live]].  
 


{{quote|<small><small>...plug it in and go. It won't have hidden fees or costs.</small></small>|Reggie Fils-Aime, SPOUTING HIS LIES}}
{{quote|<small><small>...plug it in and go. It won't have hidden fees or costs.</small></small>|Reggie Fils-Aime, SPOUTING HIS LIES}}


At the 2008 Game Developers Conference in [[San Francisco]], Nintendo introduced a much newer, more INNOVASHUN-ed form of online play known as "pay-to-play," which will force Wii owners to subscribe on a game-by-game basis for certain video games. Games with free online will still have the blue seal on the box reading "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" but games which Nintendo hopes will [[Super Smash Bros.|actually turn a profit]] will be adorned with a red seal which reads "Pay and Play". Ironically, this now means the [[Playstation 3]] is the only current-generation console to offer <s>no-strings-attached, completely free online play,</s> [[PS3#Sony_turns_off_PSN|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] which balances out its exorbitant price, and the general fact that the PS3 online service simply sucks, so you pick. This only proves that Nintendo would like you to think their company is run like a mom and pop store, when in truth, they're [[Jews|clever, scheming bastards who release shit hardware with INNAVASHUN and sell millions to morons.]]
At the 2008 Game Developers Conference in [[San Francisco]], Nintendo introduced a much newer, more INNOVASHUN-ed form of online play known as "pay-to-play," which will force Wii owners to subscribe on a game-by-game basis for certain video games. Games with free online will still have the blue seal on the box reading "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" but games which Nintendo hopes will [[Super Smash Bros.|actually turn a profit]] will be adorned with a red seal which reads "Pay and Play". Ironically, this now means the [[Playstation 3]] is the only current-generation console to offer <s>no-strings-attached, completely free online play,</s> [[PS3#Sony_turns_off_PSN|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] which balances out its exorbitant price, and the general fact that the PS3 online service simply sucks, so you pick. This only proves that Nintendo would like you to think their company is run like a mom and pop store, when in truth, they're [[Jews|clever, scheming bastards who release shit hardware with INNAVASHUN and sell millions to morons.]]
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==PlayStation==
==PlayStation==
[[Image:Sonyphail.jpg|thumb|<strike>FUCKING</strike> SONY still did it better.]]
Though the Wii's "innovation" is anything but groundbreaking, that still doesn't stop [[Sony|uncreative companies]] from basically making the exact same fucking thing with a different name. Fanboys claim it's the greatest contribution to motion controls ever created.
Though the Wii's "innovation" is anything but groundbreaking, that still doesn't stop [[Sony|uncreative companies]] from basically making the exact same fucking thing with a different name. Fanboys claim it's the greatest contribution to motion controls ever created.


==Hold Your Wee For a Wii==
==Hold Your Wee For a Wii==
[[Image:Wiwi.jpg|thumb|[[Unfunny|GET IT? "WII" AS IN "PISS!"]]]]
[[Image:Wiwi.jpg|thumb|[[Unfunny|GET IT? "WII" AS IN "PISS!"]]]]
If you're wondering just how dumb the Wii fanbase is, look no further than 28 year old [[Jennifer Strange]] of Sacramento, California. Jennifer was so dumb she [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] killed herself with '''water intoxication''' from a few cups of water. yep, all for a radio contest. Yes, she managed to poison herself with an overdose of ordinary drinking water. In early January 2007, Radio station KDND 107.9 held a contest where people had to drink massive amounts of water, and whoever held it in the longest won a Nintendo Wii. My, the urine jokes never get old with the kiddies, do they? To speed the contest along, contestants had to consume more water after a specified amount of time. Why would this woman subject her bladder to such torture? For her three (now [[motherless]]) children, of course! The children will most likely be spending eternity rotting in hell for making their own mother kill herself because of their own selfish desires.<br>
If you're wondering just how dumb the Wii fanbase is, look no further than 28 year old [[Jennifer Strange]] of Sacramento, California. Jennifer was so dumb she [[I accidentally X|accidentally]] killed herself with '''water intoxication''' from a few cups of water. yep, all for a radio contest. Yes, she managed to poison herself with an overdose of ordinary drinking water. In early January 2007, Radio station KDND 107.9 held a contest where people had to drink massive amounts of water, and whoever held it in the longest won a Nintendo Wii. My, the urine jokes never get old with the kiddies, do they? To speed the contest along, contestants had to consume more water after a specified amount of time. Why would this woman subject her bladder to such torture? For her three (now [[motherless]]) children, of course! The children will most likely be spending eternity rotting in hell for making their own mother kill herself because of their own selfish desires.
To add lulz to the fire, it turns out she didn't even win the contest. We here at ED would like to congratulate the winner on their shiny new Nintendo Wii.
 
To add lulz to the fire, it turns out she didn't even win the contest. We here at ED would like to congratulate the winner, Lucy Davidson, on their shiny new Nintendo Wii.
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==Wiijected names==
==Wiijected names==
[[Image:Wii.jpg|thumb|175px|Nintendo trying to appeal to stoners.]]
[[Image:Wii.jpg|thumb|175px|Nintendo trying to appeal to stoners.]]
[[Image:PedoWii.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Undeniable [[proof]] that the Wii is for [[Pedophile|pedos]].]]
[[Image:Wii Fit Mothers.gif|thumb|right|The Wii is very popular among the ladies.]]
[[Image:Wii Fit Mothers.gif|thumb|right|The Wii is very popular among the ladies.]]


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* ''Nintendo Wiid'' (Named after what Nintendo was on when making the Wii)
* ''Nintendo Wiid'' (Named after what Nintendo was on when making the Wii)
* ''[[Battletoads]]''  
* ''[[Battletoads]]''  
* ''[[Shit]]''
Head of Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto had this to say about his decision in the final naming of the console:
Head of Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto had this to say about his decision in the final naming of the console:


{{quote|<small><small>...[We] just felt that the name "Wii" represented a sense of oneness among the gamers who would play with our console. The fact that it's pronounced the same as "We", W-E, is no accident. Most consoles, players are sort of isolated while they're playing. This console will change that. We wanted to give gamers something different, so the name had to be unique; distinct from those of other consoles on the market today. And really, what gamer doesn't want to sit at home and play with his Wii all day long?</small></small>|Shigeru Miyamoto}}
{{quote|<small><small>...[We] just felt that the name "Wii" represented a sense of oneness among the gamers who would play with our console. The fact that it's pronounced the same as "We", W-E, is no accident. Most consoles, players are sort of isolated while they're playing. This console will change that. We wanted to give gamers something different, so the name had to be unique; distinct from those of other consoles on the market today. And really, what gamer doesn't want to sit at home and play with his Wii all day long?</small></small>|Shigeru Miyamoto}}
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Miyamoto gets interviewed by [[Master Chief]].
<center>'''Miyamoto gets interviewed by [[Master Chief]].'''</center>


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==Half Baked Console is HALF BAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD==
==Half Baked Console is HALF-FUCKIN-BAKED BOIIIII==
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{{fv|BrokenWii|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;
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Image:Wii drums.gif|Wii Music: no rhythm required, no high scores, just button mash to produce beautiful music!
Image:Wii drums.gif|Wii Music: no rhythm required, no high scores, just button mash to produce beautiful music!
Image:Double dildo overview 01.jpg|Many games for the Wii use controllers to simulate tasks such as mowing the lawn.
Image:Double dildo overview 01.jpg|Many games for the Wii use controllers to simulate tasks such as mowing the lawn.
Image:Wiipiss.jpg|The [[nintendo]] [[piss|wii]] as portrayed by a [[TARTlet]].
Image:Wiipiss.jpg|The Nintendo [[piss|Wii]], as portrayed by a [[TARTlet]].
Image:Wiigirl.jpg|The typical Wii user.
Image:Wiigirl.jpg|The typical Wii user.
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Image:Wii_saber.jpg|Obi Wii Kenobi.
Image:Wii_saber.jpg|Obi Wii Kenobi.
Image:Wii_milf.jpg|<3 Wii.
Image:Wii_milf.jpg|<3 Wii.
Image:Wiifanboywetdream.gif|Boy these penis jokes [[sarcasm|never get old]]
Image:Wiifanboywetdream.gif|Boy these penis jokes [[sarcasm|never get old]].
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Image:Poster65972549.jpg
Image:Wii5035.jpg|Gangstas amazed by empty boxes.
Image:Wii5035.jpg|Gangstas amazed by empty boxes.
Image:Wiimoney.jpg|Japs copy Microsucks [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinpokomon business] techniques.
Image:Wiimoney.jpg|Japs copy Microsucks [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinpokomon business] techniques.
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Image:Shovelware 2.jpg
Image:Massive butthurt1.png|The Wii U already proving to be the next best thing since sex
Image:Massive butthurt1.png|The Wii U already proving to be the next best thing since sex.
Image:Massive butthurt2.png
Image:Massive butthurt2.png
Image:Do the Wii part 1 by S0crat3s.gif|Be like a [[white trash|slave master]] in the south [[at least 100 years ago|100 years ago]] with the nigger control feature!
Image:Do the Wii part 1 by S0crat3s.gif|Be like a [[white trash|slave master]] in the south [[at least 100 years ago|100 years ago]] with the nigger control feature!
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Image:Vii.JPG|Who needs a Wii if you can have the [[old|new]] and [[lie|revolutionary]] Vii
Image:Vii.JPG|Who needs a Wii if you can have the [[old|new]] and [[lie|revolutionary]] Vii
File:Wii U Focus.png
File:Wii U Focus.png
Image:Sonyphail.jpg|[[ALL CAPS|FUCKING SONY]] still did it better.
Image:Revolutionary for dumbasses.jpg|[[Hahaha no|Revolutionary controls]].
File:This is not a controller.jpg
Image:Wii-motionplus.jpg|Nintenfags get conned with [[over 9000|over 9,000 controllers]] and [[crap|controller add-ons]].
File:PUSSii.jpg
File:PUSSii.jpg
File:Wwii.jpg
File:Wwii.jpg
Image:Turtlesintime2.jpg|''[[Quality]]'' example of a [[Piece of shit|video game]] you can expect to play on the Wii.
File:Mario Kart Wii Biker Peach by SigurdHosenfeld.jpg|Artist's rendition of [[Slut|a character]] from ''Mario Kart Wii''.
File:WiiControllerProperUse.jpg
Image:Wiimote.jpg|Three different angles with which to stimulate your Nintenfag ass.
Image:PedoWii.jpg|Undeniable [[proof]] that the Wii is for [[Pedophile|pedos]].
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==See Also==
==See also==
*[[Dildo]]
*[[Insult my Wii]]
*[[Insult my Wii]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*[[Nintendo DS]]
*[[Nintendo DS]]
*[[Playstation 3]]
*[[Nintendo Switch]]
*[[PlayStation 3]]
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Xbox 360]]
*[[Dildo]]


==External Links==
==External links==
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/ Women in drinking contest died for a wii]
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/ Women in drinking contest died for a wii]
*[http://smashmywii.com/ Smash My Wii.com]
*[http://smashmywii.com/ Smash My Wii.com]
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*{{youtube|IdVYnn1CTVs|Two guys smash up a Wii, for the lulz.}}
*{{youtube|IdVYnn1CTVs|Two guys smash up a Wii, for the lulz.}}
*{{youtube|kSzwbuEzu-E|The Chintendo Vii.}}
*{{youtube|kSzwbuEzu-E|The Chintendo Vii.}}
*{{youtube|cjcNbgqXwms|Nintendo Piano}}.


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Criticizing a Wii game for being gimmicky at this point feels like criticizing a midget for being short.
It always is the biggest.
Wii did 9/11

Wii (pronounced WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY in Japanese, also known as the Piss) is the name of Nintendo's newest console with a MSRP of at Least 100 dollars. The idea was born by Japanophiles who thought the phrase "Wii will change everything" was the funniest thing ever. Nintendo claims the "ii" is an image of gamers playing together... which is complete crap as gamers have no friends with whom to play. The Wii fan base consists mainly of either soccer moms and 5-year-old girls who think that sports games+motion capture will finally (and falsely) motivate them to exercise, or whiny 12 year olds whose parents can't afford a decent gaming console, Nintendo knew that they had to somehow steal this "project Natal" (Kinect) idea that Microsoft was inventing, but they couldn't figure out how to build such a device for the GameCube, so what they instead built was a motion controller, and a slimmer version of the gamecube which was renamed to "Wii."

This console is total shit. Don't buy it.



Wii Games

Unfortunately the Wii will never have a game this cool. Microsoft owns the Toads now.
Holy goddamn fucking shit, look at that innovation!!!1

With the Wii's cutting edge waggle technology, you can expect nothing but the most boring, retarded, new, and more than anything, boring games ever made in the history of the universe. Have you ever played chess before? Fuck no, you haven't played chess until you've played Wii Chess! Unlike regular old more boring chess where you move non-animated chess pieces across a boring wooden board using your fucking monkey hands, Wii Chess allows you to manipulate virtual chess pieces using cutting edge motion-sensor technology, allowing you to proudly shout "check mate!" at your opponent over the interwebs like any civilized 21st century no-life gamer.

Expect nothing but the innovative mini-games in console gaming history, Token from ideas of old GameCube games. Aimed at "casual gamers" (read: Your mom and kindergarteners.) The majority of future titles available will have the same Boring ass gameplay Which is similar to, what we see through the Nintendo 64-Wii that can be run through in less than an hour. You can bet your blue overalls that Mario will continue to defecate on any sport imaginable, like Tennis, Soccer, Baseball, Basketball, Golf, or Curling. Even Link, from The Legend of Zeldur is being thrown into the mix, with his boring game, Link's Crossbow Training, which will be exactly like the minigame in Ocarina of Time, only with more innovation, as it will use patented Wii sensor control technology (aka light gun) that has yet to be used in any arcade game from the 90s. Even Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles will feature the amazing minigame rail-shooter technology.

Also, since everyone knows gamers aren't lard asses that sit on their butts all day long<---(Noo, The Wii Sport is to help with the, Growth of obese Americans. So since they know the obese people, in America, usually are targeted at Gaming and, all types of it.) , Nintendo created the Wii Fit. This is a game where you get to tear your muscles and trip over your own feet on a crappy board that Nintendo made like the Tachikoma units from Ghost in the Shell - with far less firepower and more of that annoying 5-year-old girl's voice, which is guaranteed to drive you to self-trepane with a power drill JUST to wipe it out of your brain. Unlike the real thing, however, the Wii Balance Board cannot lick Daddy's lollipop and you can't hit it when it throws a tantrum in public, thus resulting in a -1,000,000 deduction from its already low score of complete FAIL.

Channuhls

INNOVASHUN

Like the iFag, the Weee has an assortment of crapplications to make you gayer.

Controller

The best game on the Wii.

The Wii's iconic feature is its wireless remote controller system - basically a stick that you have to waggle around in front of everyone. It has an an analog attachment called the Nunchuck. The Wiimote/Nunchuck combination will revolutionize the gaming industry by giving the user new and innovative ways to play the next Mario, Metroid, and Kirby games, which are surprisingly similar to versions released fifteen years ago. The controller is considered perfect for the average Nintendo average fanboy like Whiny 12-year-olds, adults who could be possibly still living with their mothers, Black rich guys, Sport-moms and, 14-year-olds who could be possibly victims of bullying and, who is already used to grabbing a thin rod and shaking it for hours on end.

Overall, you are going to look like the biggest queer in the world when you play any Wii game with the motion controller, as evidenced here. Only a total idiot thinks this is better than the old way of playing games. Luckily, Nintendo could foresee that a majority of their games that didn't involve firing projectiles would probably be better off without da innovashun, and you can still plug in your superior Gamecube controller and put the Wii's motion sensors in the back of the closet along with your Power Glove. Red Steel is also a prime example of why Japan should NEVER be allowed to make another first-person shooter; seriously, stick to your cookie-cutter same-plot-every-time RPGs Japan. (Editor's Note: It should be noted that Red Steel was developed by UbiSoft Paris. Fucking French.)

Wii U

This little boy is disappointed that he received a Wii U instead of a PS4.
So is this kid.

The Wii U (somewhat resembles a way to describe something being yucky or nasty) is Nintendos new eighth generation console (or is it a controller, or is it a i-Pad, or is it a phone, or is it a handheld device?) you can use while sitting on the toilet playing Lego City Undercover (which is totally not a GTA clone), another re-released Zelda game and yet another New Super Mario Bros. game that looks exactly like its predecessor.

But what does the Wii U offer you? It has:

Shitty = City
City = Engrish
Japanese = Engrish
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Casual gamers

Nintendo disowns their children, the nerds, for non-gamers
A typical Mii

Ironically, the legions of Nintendrones defending the Wii's honor and pointing out that it's become the best selling console of this generation is exactly the demographic that Nintendo is abandoning. At a London showcase of Nintendo's "Mind, Body and Console" press conference, Nintendo's UK head of marketing, Dawn Paine, expressed that the Wii was targeting more than "solitary anti-social teenagers," which is a nice way of describing fat, lonely, basement-dwelling gaymers. Calling your devoted fan base a bunch of sad and pathetic losers? Clearly, nothing but good can come from this statement.


   
“ 		 
...Paine's presentation outlined the ways in which gaming has been... 'a sad addiction that removes the player from reality'. A picture of a long-haired nerd, screaming as he gripped a control pad, appeared on the projection screen... populated by the phrases 'glazed over', 'isolated' and other negative terminology. Rather than debunk such perceptions, Nintendo simply suggested that it was courting a different audience...
  		„
  		 

—Edge Magazine, December 2007

E3 2008 further solidified the Casual Gamers as Nintendo's target audience. Promising that Nintendo would be "maximizing all of our key franchises," for the holiday season to appease "core gamers," rumors were afloat for a new Zelda game, a Kid Icarus remake, or something awesome and completely unexpected, exactly like how the Wii was kept secret up until E3 2006, when it stole the show. Something awesome was clearly going to happen, after all, Reggie Fils-Aime did say "there's gonna be a big game for the holiday that the gamers will want." The hype machine wound up flying too close to the sun and came crashing down in the most boring way imaginable. Reggie believes Animal Crossing is now totally hardcore, along with Wii Music which lets you button mash to play music without needing to pay attention to rhythm or even get a score, a new Raving Rabbids mini game collection, and Wii Sports 2 which lets you play Frisbee with a virtual dog, bound to be entertaining for hours on end. Wii users this holiday season will be celebrating when they find these must have titles under the Christmas tree next to their Play-Doh and Easy-Bake Ovens.

HAY GAIZ, FREE ONLINE PLAY! LOL JK!

"I love nintendo cuz there games are fun not hard."

Back in August of 2006, Reggie Fils-Aime, the lying faggot also known as the president and chief operating officer of Nintendo of America, made it publicly known that there would be no subscription or any kind of payment to play the Wii online. Consumers would be able to enjoy free Wi-Fi (pronounced "whiffy") right out of the box, without being bothered by any failtastic monthly payments like Ecks Bawks Live.


   
“ 		 
...plug it in and go. It won't have hidden fees or costs.
  		„
  		 

—Reggie Fils-Aime, SPOUTING HIS LIES

At the 2008 Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, Nintendo introduced a much newer, more INNOVASHUN-ed form of online play known as "pay-to-play," which will force Wii owners to subscribe on a game-by-game basis for certain video games. Games with free online will still have the blue seal on the box reading "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" but games which Nintendo hopes will actually turn a profit will be adorned with a red seal which reads "Pay and Play". Ironically, this now means the Playstation 3 is the only current-generation console to offer no-strings-attached, completely free online play, HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS which balances out its exorbitant price, and the general fact that the PS3 online service simply sucks, so you pick. This only proves that Nintendo would like you to think their company is run like a mom and pop store, when in truth, they're clever, scheming bastards who release shit hardware with INNAVASHUN and sell millions to morons.

PlayStation

Though the Wii's "innovation" is anything but groundbreaking, that still doesn't stop uncreative companies from basically making the exact same fucking thing with a different name. Fanboys claim it's the greatest contribution to motion controls ever created.

Hold Your Wee For a Wii

GET IT? "WII" AS IN "PISS!"

If you're wondering just how dumb the Wii fanbase is, look no further than 28 year old Jennifer Strange of Sacramento, California. Jennifer was so dumb she accidentally killed herself with water intoxication from a few cups of water. yep, all for a radio contest. Yes, she managed to poison herself with an overdose of ordinary drinking water. In early January 2007, Radio station KDND 107.9 held a contest where people had to drink massive amounts of water, and whoever held it in the longest won a Nintendo Wii. My, the urine jokes never get old with the kiddies, do they? To speed the contest along, contestants had to consume more water after a specified amount of time. Why would this woman subject her bladder to such torture? For her three (now motherless) children, of course! The children will most likely be spending eternity rotting in hell for making their own mother kill herself because of their own selfish desires.

To add lulz to the fire, it turns out she didn't even win the contest. We here at ED would like to congratulate the winner, Lucy Davidson, on their shiny new Nintendo Wii.

Wiijected names

Nintendo trying to appeal to stoners.
The Wii is very popular among the ladies.

Nintendo played around with a myriad of potential names for the console, before finally settling on "Wii". A partial list of these working titles follows:

  • Revolution
  • Nintendo RC
  • Nintendo Lulz
  • N5
  • Nintendo Rev
  • Gameparallelipiped
  • Wii Penis The first ever official launch game titled golf tennis for the wii
  • Nintendo 180 (Scrapped when it was revealed that the new XBox had a number twice as big after its name)
  • Powerglove revisited
  • Wii farts
  • Wang, after the head of the controller design team.
  • Wii: New Era of Revolution, abbreviated to WiiNER.
  • Physical Nintendo Entertainment System, or PNES
  • Vagina The name Wii was used instead for lack of puns
  • Wiikike The only known jewish lesbo wii kite game
  • Wiiwii The size your dick gets after playing the wii
  • Wheeeeee (way too gay for even the Nintendo market.)
  • Wii begone the selectable daily choice menu
  • Wii hard on the avatar making menu
  • Wiigii
  • Nintendo Wiid (Named after what Nintendo was on when making the Wii)
  • Battletoads
  • Shit

Head of Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto had this to say about his decision in the final naming of the console:


   
“ 		 
...[We] just felt that the name "Wii" represented a sense of oneness among the gamers who would play with our console. The fact that it's pronounced the same as "We", W-E, is no accident. Most consoles, players are sort of isolated while they're playing. This console will change that. We wanted to give gamers something different, so the name had to be unique; distinct from those of other consoles on the market today. And really, what gamer doesn't want to sit at home and play with his Wii all day long?
  		„
  		 

—Shigeru Miyamoto

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Galleries

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  • Wii Music: no rhythm required, no high scores, just button mash to produce beautiful music!

    Wii Music: no rhythm required, no high scores, just button mash to produce beautiful music!

  • Many games for the Wii use controllers to simulate tasks such as mowing the lawn.

    Many games for the Wii use controllers to simulate tasks such as mowing the lawn.

  • The Nintendo Wii, as portrayed by a TARTlet.

    The Nintendo Wii, as portrayed by a TARTlet.

  • The typical Wii user.

    The typical Wii user.

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See also

External links

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Consoles

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