Source Filmmaker
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Source Filmmaker (often abbreviated as SFM), is a Steam animation and posing tool made by Valve for basement dwelling weeaboos, furries, and bronies alike who know animation to make their rule 34 fantasies come to life in 3D world. SFM is also the killer of Garry's Mod, due to its high superiority. With this tool, you can waste hours of your life animating frame by frame to produce a fail quality video and post it on youtube. You can also make a porn .gif and post it on rule 34 websites and popular imageboards, such as 4chan. Good luck wasting a whole week for SFM to take its time to render your animation at 1 frame per hour. What once used to be a professional tool used by Valve to make trailers for their games, it has now become a tool of perversion by horny virgin losers with no social lives. This is the main reason why you don't see Valve making new games, such as Half Life 3 anytime soon.
Uses for SFM
Since its release approximately 100 years ago, SFM was known to have many uses, and special features. Some of them include:
- Fapping - The primary use for this software.
- Making your own 3D rule 34 with your custom characters.
- Making gay Team Fortress 2 porn.
- Making Left 4 Dead porn.
- Making epic Team Fortress 2 movies.
- Making my little pony porn.
- Making furry porn.
- Making a video of your mom fucking 5 different guys at once.
- Making porn GIFs and webms.
- Making shitty TF2 movies in a desperate attempt at getting a saxxy.
- Making attack videos against someone you hate.
- Further killing memes by making movies off of them.
- Shitposting stuff that nobody cares about.
- Making le funny Shrek may may movies.
- Making hate videos, and other useless propaganda.
- Making Shitty Five Nights at Freddy's movies.
- Making nope.avi videos.
- Remaking good old Gmod videos.
- Making DG porn.
- Making anti Gmod videos.
- Making any otherkin porn.
- Making forced memes in a futile attempt at being funny.
- Making a porn video of you and your waifu so that you could jerk off to it.
- Making revenge porn.
- Making Saxxy videos.
- Making hate art.
- Making Gaben Jewgold
- Making Overwatch Porn
- Proving to the world that you have no life.
Sample Jewtube videos
The main difference between Garry's Mod and Source Filmmaker.
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Saxxy
The Saxxy is an evident parody of an IRL movie award, but modified to fit in with the wonderful theme of TF2. The thing is made out of Australium, according to the shitty TF2 wiki, and is used in yet another event, known as the Saxxys. The Saxxys are a year round event where all basement dwellers and furries alike waste a whole year making videos using SFM, posting it onto youtube for the Steam Community to view and see who made the best video ever of that year. Most of these videos sadly never get viewed as there is countless spamming of users advertising their painted Counter-Strike weapons in hopes of making money off them, in which they never will. Since most people will never get their hands on a Saxxy, they will often resort to using reskins and mods to make the default TF2 melee weapon loadouts look like Saxxys.
Sounds about right.
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List of games ruined by the pornographic side of Source Filmmaker
- Team Fortress 2 (Contains mostly every class butt fucking the Scout and his rule 63 counterpart.)
- Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2
- Half-Life 2 and their Episodic shit.
- Portal and Portal 2
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Yes, there's Skyrim SFM porn too.)
- Mass Effect (9/10 of the content you'll see)
- Super Smash Bros
- Final Fantasy XIII
- DotA 2 (Has SFM integrated to the game.)
- Duke Nukem Forever
- League of Legends
- World of Warcraft
- StarCraft
- Tomb Raider
- BioShock Infinite
- The Witcher
- Dead or Alive
- Soul Calibur
- Mortal Kombat
- Metroid
- Street Fighter 2
- Lolipop Chainsaw
- Mario
- Metal Gear Solid
- Far Cry
- Overwatch
- Mario
- Mortal Kombat X
- Raibow Six: Siege
- Legend of Zelda
- Vindictus (Some Korean 3D RPG game)
- Resident Evil
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Splatoon
- Dragon Age: Origins
- Pokémon
- Kid Icarus (Although less common than other Jewtendo titles)
- Fire Emblem (Same shit as Kid Icarus)
- Ninja Gaiden
- King of Fighters
- Game of Thrones
- Batman Arkham Series
- Undertale
Gallery
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Sometimes, Source Filmmaker can be as ridiculous as Garry's Mod.
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And of course there's always rule 34.
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Some SFM shots are sometimes overlooked and often leave some fuck ups behind like the fail cum shoop on Zoey's face.
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A fanboy's depiction of a sequel to the Tomb Raider reboot.
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Every Final Fantasy 13 fanboy's wet dream.
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Lemme take a selfie.
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Broken dong.
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See also
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Garry's Mod
- Valve
- Steam
- Team Fortress 2 - The engine SFM runs on when you want to go in game on a map you're animating with.
- Animu
- Counter-Strike
- Half-Life 2
- Left 4 Dead
- Portal
- Brony
- You
External Links
- Saxxy official Steam group
- The SFM Steam Workshop - This is where you can download mods to make your animated porn.
- The SFM website
- Saxxy Awards 2013 - Valve's 3rd video contest. This is probably the only time where Valve can count to 3 for once.
- Saxxy Awards 2014 - The most recent Saxxy event.
- A SFM tutorial by Valve
- Another tutorial by Valve
- A big fap gallery of SFM gifs from Paheal
- Another SFM porn gallery
- SFM Lab - A site where you download models for your SFM porn needs
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