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This entire group is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
UTubeTrollPolice members all have Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago.

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The stock policeman vector UTTPfags usually modify into their profile picture, and their unofficial logo.

The UTubeTrollPolice (or UTTP for short) is a group of autistic children and 13-year-old boy that use Vyond and try hard (and fail) to be trolls; all while ironically claiming to be an anti-troll group. Founded sometime in the early 2010s by someone named Thomas Parkinson (a.k.a. Tommy Parky), they are most notable for spamming "WHO CARES + UTTP IS BETTER THAN (thing)" on the comment sections of YouTube videos related to anything they hate. Their YT channels include shitty YTPMVs, logo effects, JPEG music, and KKKinemaster trash.

Sherbase12 and Gachafall

Gachafall involved a script kiddie and nobody by the name of Sherbase12 and some other Tommy Parky cocksuckers hacking around 50 lesser-known Gachafags over the course of April to May of 2020. As a result of Gachafall, Gachafags in return joined AUTTP, posted anti-UTTP videos, and sperged out as they usually do when someone criticizes their pedophilic UwU Cat/BadBoy omega/alpha fanfiction. Basically, in short, the gaychas did not respond maturely to the hacking wave, but what do you expect? They're 11 year old girls who like seeing rape because it's "Kawaii".

GoAnimate Interference

Up until 2020, UTTP was only occupied by serious trolls who would responsibly milk lolcows; until a Brazilian rapist known as Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL appeared and started making GoAnimate videos of him raping random GoSpergs who no one cares about. He would always SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, use LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, and scream "FUCKING SEXY". That opened up a gateway for more and more GoFags to illegally immigrate to UTTP TSPL, and make raping videos, grounded videos, basically copying original UTTPs. A notable example is Kenny Animate, who made a UTTP THDTC TSPL account to jump on the bandwagon. Kenny, being the GoTube dickrider he is, would still be a precious good user on his UTTP TSPL account, which just goes to show how far UTTP has strayed from its original purpose. Hopefully, someday, UTTP will rise again, and return to its former glory.

The Great Split and Tyranny/RUTTP

Sometime in late January 2024, an internet sissy fight began between de-facto UTTP leader Emperor of Anime Sucks and second-in-command Emperor Pwrge; as the latter removed the former's admin permissions on his Shitcord server for Graykat. As a response, Anime Sucks and his friends raided Pwrge's server and spammed it with kiddie porn. Pwrge then left the UTTP and founded a new group known as the Tyranny (more like tranny amirite?); with many UTTP members leaving for this new group. The Tyranny was then renamed to the RetroUTubeTrollPolice, or RUTTP for short.

As of February 2024, both sides are still throwing shit at each other; and we at Encyclopedia Dramatica recommend that you troll both.

Notable UTTP members

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ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?
Tommy Parky IRL, notice how god-awful his webcam is.

These are some notable members of the UTubeTrollPolice. Members with names marked with a strikethrough have left the UTTP:

  • Tommy Parky - The aforementioned British founder of the UTTP. Has since disappeared from the internet and is probably in British prison, originally made it as a hacking group according to some people. There are several false accounts out of him, be warned!
  • UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks - The de-facto leader of the UTTP ever since Tommy Parky disappeared from the internets. Supports child porn and allegedly has CP saved.
  • Pablo The UTTP KKTK Officer - One of the only actually mature UTTP users, Pablo is a Korean-American man who joined UTTP in 2019, under the name of "PABLO THE FUCKING DEMON UTTP THDTC", but later changed his ways into a mature, troll-fighting man. Each day, he milks the absolute shit out of a lolcow named Zender Man, who rages in all caps, and in impressively long paragraphs which could be sung in a Protestant church.
  • Dark Boy The UTTP KKTK Officer - Whereabouts unknown.
  • Championsgamer1 UTTP AVGCP - Quit UTTP after the Sherbase12 hacking incident.
  • Jeff 171 - Whereabouts unknown.
  • Unibanco UTTP THDTC TSPL - Inactive.
  • OfficerAPC - Exposed for being a pedophile by asking minors for feet pics.

How to troll UTTP members

  • Call Tommy Parky a pedophile/lolicon/shotacon
  • Call out their bullshit and see lulz ensue
  • Call them autistic
  • Create a fake dox and see them swat the wrong guy
  • Call out some of their members' histories of spamming kiddie porn; most notably their current leader Anime Sucks.

See also

  • Asperger's Syndrome - What ALL UTTP members have.
  • Dying alone
  • Vyond - The shitty animation software used by UTTP members; and most likely where the UTTP found its first foothold.

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