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[[ | [[File:Lego chainsaw.jpg|thumb|The only [[meme]] ever sprouted from Legos]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]] | ||
'''Legos''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives. | '''Legos''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives. | ||
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==Common Uses For Legos== | ==Common Uses For Legos== | ||
[[ | [[File:Legodeathcamp.jpg|thumb|left|Lego: Fun for the whole family since [[Holocaust|1939]]]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]] | ||
Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]: | Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]: | ||
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==Why Legos Is Fail== | ==Why Legos Is Fail== | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego piece rage.jpg|center|500px]] | ||
==Legos Fanboys== | ==Legos Fanboys== | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego-blago.jpg|thumb|[[Rod Blagojevich|The Governor of Legoland]]]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Lego-stephen-hawking.jpg|thumb|right|People who like legos love [[Stephen Hawking]]!]] | ||
Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]: | Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]: | ||
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<center>{{frame|[[ | <center>{{frame|[[File:Lego watchmen.jpg|center|WHO LEGOS THE LEGOMEN?]]|border=black|background=yellow}}</center> | ||
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==Legos Has Gone Full Furfag== | ==Legos Has Gone Full Furfag== | ||
[[ | [[File:Legos_-_Has_Gone_Full_Furfag.jpg|right|thumb|Furries...constantly fucking up everything.]] | ||
Part of their 2013 [[fail|failup]], The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima". Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG! Never...never go full furfag... | Part of their 2013 [[fail|failup]], The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima". Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG! Never...never go full furfag... | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{collapsegallery|Legos Gallery|legogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{collapsegallery|Legos Gallery|legogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Legos.gif | |||
File:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]] | |||
File:Lego god.jpg | |||
File:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman | |||
File:Lego hazard.jpg|Legos can be dangerous | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Legotupac.png|Lego [[2Pac]] | |||
File:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]] | |||
File:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]] | |||
File:Legostoreloli.jpg|Legos stores are a common hangout for [[pedophile]]s | |||
File:Lego irl.jpg|[[IRL]] | |||
File:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets | |||
File:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums | |||
File:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O | |||
File:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!! | |||
File:Legodoitfaggot.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT]] | |||
File:Lego biblical.jpg|Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you | |||
File:Legosuicidegirls.jpg|How [[Suicide Girls]] really die | |||
File:Legopodcast.jpg|Legos take priority over [[Women|womenz]] | |||
File:Lego hitler shirt.jpg|[[Hitler|SIEG HEIL!]] | |||
File:MohammedLego.jpg|[[Muhammad]] playset | |||
File:Lego mudkip.jpg|[[mudkip|so i herd u liek legos?]] | |||
File:From lego to weed.jpg|Another product sponsored by Legos | |||
File:407px-Magic Kingdom Nessy.jpg|[[Basement Dweller]]'s masterpiece | |||
File:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused | |||
File:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series | |||
File:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]! | |||
File:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]] | |||
File:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme! | |||
File:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]! | |||
File:Lego_Dragon_Fuck_You.jpg|<center>[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU!<br>I'M A DRAGON!]]</center> | |||
File:Gingrich-lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Niggers.jpg|Now comes in nigger! | |||
File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_02.jpg|What your average Legos builder looks like. | |||
File:Legos_-_James_Jessiman.png|The fallen God of the Legos fan community. | |||
File:Legos_-_Rick_Rolled.jpg|<center>[[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled!]]</center> | |||
File:Dt22_28b.jpg|<center>Legos love a good [[rape]]!</center> | |||
File:Legos_-_KKK_Members.jpg|Now comes in<br> [[Ku Klux Klan|Nigger Hater]] | |||
File:Lego_Jesus.jpg|Legos Jesus | |||
File:1412379141-children-play-near-giant-smiling-lego-man.jpg|YGGR | |||
File:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion | |||
File:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset | |||
File:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center> | |||
File:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]] | |||
File:Legos_-_Seems_Legot.jpg | |||
File:She wants the Brick.jpg | |||
File:Grumpy Lego.jpg | |||
File:Equality_Profile_Pictures_Lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Animu_Legos.jpg|Now comes in [[weaboo|animu]]! | |||
File:Legos_-_The_Lego_Inciddent.gif | |||
File:Lego Computer Raspberry Pi.jpg | |||
File:LegoEscher.jpg | |||
File:Lego merchant face jew meme.jpg|[[Merchant Face]] | |||
File:Lego Angry Birds.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Face_Hugger_Alien.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_What_I_Remember_Most.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Storm_Leader.jpg | |||
File:Lego_Escher_2.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Cthulhu.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Strategy.jpg | |||
File:LOL_Cats_-_Lego_Give_A_Fuck.jpg | |||
File:Futurama_lego.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Butters.jpg | |||
File:Legos_-_Friends_Jealousy.jpg | |||
File:Dead_horse_beating.jpg | |||
File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]! | File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]! | ||
File:Legolongcat.jpg|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==How To Troll Legos Fans== | ==How To Troll Legos Fans== | ||
[[ | [[File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_01.jpg|thumb|Typical Legos Creator]] | ||
* Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks | * Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks | ||
* Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized | * Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Shit nobody cares about]] | *[[Shit nobody cares about]] | ||
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*[[Fanboy]] | *[[Fanboy]] | ||
*[[Roblox]] | *[[Roblox]] | ||
*[[13 year old boy]] | *[[13-year-old boy]] | ||
*[[RAGE]] | *[[RAGE]] | ||
*[[Blockland]] | *[[Blockland]] | ||
Revision as of 06:54, 9 November 2015
Legos is a Danish company founded at least 100 years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to children under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. In contrast, Legos are also made of win in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your special mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic dong. This combination of win and fail suits pretty much any ADD ridden faggot (see: Blunty3000) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their pathetic lives.
Not only are they notorious for killing small children, but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from butthurt fanboy who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their complex shapes or their ability to be made into ANYTHING at all? Noone will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating retard who needs serious halp over this sick obsession.
Common Uses For Legos
Here is a compiled list of uses for legos:
- RAGE-ing when you can't find that last piece for your shitty model
- Making replicas of everything
- Choking to death
- Spending way to much money on a piece of shit
- Keeping your virginity intact.
Why Legos Is Fail
Legos Fanboys
Sadly, like all good things, there are people who take everything too seriously. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of crappy parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus unoriginal. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the internet, complaining about how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now. Here are some examples of their faggotry:
- Seriously, what the fuck.
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Legos Club
Nothing worth talking about, pretty much just a shitty place for Legos fans to chillax at, much like Habbo Hotel but without any nigras in the pools.
Get 6 magazines plus 3 cheap little models when you sign up for Brickmaster! ONLY $39.99!!!
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Legos Has Gone Full Furfag
Part of their 2013 failup, The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima". Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG! Never...never go full furfag...
On an unrelated note chima was created last thursday after the failed thundercats reboot bailed its ass and left lego with a bunch of unused leftovers resulting in a long lasting and more profitable franchise then whatever the fuck thundercats ever hoped to achieve.
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Lego 2Pac
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Recreating historic moments in history
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Legos supports terrorism
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Legos stores are a common hangout for pedophiles
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Slavery is a common theme in Legos sets
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Now ruining albums
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Legos is rascist :O
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OMG, Secret Nazi Legos!!
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Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you
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How Suicide Girls really die
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Legos take priority over womenz
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Muhammad playset
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Another product sponsored by Legos
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Basement-dweller's masterpiece
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Legos Cat is not amused
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The new John F. Kennedy series
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You get your bitch ass back to the kitchen!
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Hawt new prepubescent masturbation theme!
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Now comes in beaner!
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What your average Legos builder looks like.
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YGGR
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Legos is Legion
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How To Troll Legos Fans
- Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks
- Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized
- Say Bionicle fucking owns all other themes-lying is the best form of trolling.
- Claim that the modern versions of Pirates and Space are the tits and the "classic" versions suck cock
- No matter what it looks like, say their model needs to be MOAR custom.
- Say that Legos is nothing but real life pixels.
- Tell them Legos Island 2 is better than Legos Island 1, or vice versa.
- Say something bad about their dead demigod James Jessiman.
- Tell them that Legos may release Twilight sets soon
- If you see them often, like if they are a friend of yours, take a small piece off one of their sets on display each time when they aren't looking
- Whenever they say "Lego" correct them by saying it's, "Legos".
- Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos.
- Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy.
- Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle.
See Also
- Shit nobody cares about
- Blunty3000
- Barbie
- Fantard
- Roblox
- 13-year-old boy
- RAGE
- Blockland
- Minecraft
- Manchild
Links pl0x
4chanarchive
92290073: Lego cars- 37836937: Lego man's wife is a whore
- 47820551: Nostalgia Thread
- Official Legos site
- Legos Club site
- Template:Ytuser
- Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings
- Lego is serious business
- Lego is still serious business
- Your typical crappy fansite
- Another crappy fansite. Surprisingly troll-free.
- Official Legos reporter
- Sell your Legos for Jew golds!
