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==Types of Forums==
*[[Anime|Anime forums]]: Forums about anime, filled to the brim with [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]]. Trying to become a [[retard|respectable member]] on these forums is completely impossible unless you joined when the forum just opened or [[blowjob|sucked an admin's cock]] and became a [[mod]], or else you will get [[banned]] withing your first 100 posts for either pissing off a mod/admin/[[GOTIS|girl]] for simply not thinking that (insert anime here) is the best thing ever, troll by calling anime shit in general or say that all anime produced after 2000 sucks
*[[Pokémon|pokémon forums]]: Forums about pokemon, there is [[at least 100|at least]] [[9000]] of these and as a result most of them have less than 50 users, just like [[/b/]], all of them are full of faggots talking about the same shit all day, trolling these takes skill because simply saying [[truth|all pokemanz from after generation 1 are gay]] will get you b& with no response
*[[sports|sports forums]]: about sports, the vast majority are about [[soccer]], where [[eurofags]] talk about whenever [[shit nobody cares about|arsenal or manchester united will win the barclays permier league]], although some are also about [[gay|football]], [[canada|hockey]], and [[redneck|pro wrestling]], troll by posting results
*[[kung fu|martial arts forums]] : filled with [[13-year-old-boys]] who watch [[Dragonball Z]] and want to learn how to [[murder|fight IRL]], most threads look something like "hoe do u beat up a bully in sk00l?". all of its members are [[internet tough guy|L33t 5tr337 f1ght0rz]] who are black belts in [[iron penis|tae-kwon-do]], [[japan|jiu-justu]] and [[naruto|ninjutsu]], but still stick to a [[noob|simplistic]] fighting style, all threads end up being closed by mods due to death threats, they can't even imagine an [[IRL]] fight that does not include them having an advantage, and none of them think that their enemy may have a [[gun]], troll by saying [[skinhead|krav maga]] is bullshit
*Mysticism forums: see [[Psion Guild]]
*miscellaneous: Forums that are not about a specific thing, it allows its members to create threads about anything they want, most threads are SO RANDOM ^___^ i like waffles, they are generally a huge mess, troll by bringing up a [[assburger|serious topic]]
*[[white|nationalist forums]]: forums where [[niggers|white people]] gather to discuss how white they are and plan genocides, everyone is free to express their opinions, so it may be looked at as a [[retarded|degraded]] version of [[krautchan]]


==Having a Forum Instead of Real Content==
==Having a Forum Instead of Real Content==

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A forum is a shitty place on the Internets where retards like to argue, whine, bitch, troll and moan about unimportant and uninteresting topics.

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History

Back when the old media still reigned and the Internets were owned by AOL, basement-dwellers would hang out on a version of the web known as BBS. BBS was quick to evolve into newsgroups, which begat forums, which begat *chans, which now herald the end of humanity as we know it.

Every known forum thread in the Universe

Types of Forums

  • Anime forums: Forums about anime, filled to the brim with pedophiles and weeaboos. Trying to become a respectable member on these forums is completely impossible unless you joined when the forum just opened or sucked an admin's cock and became a mod, or else you will get banned withing your first 100 posts for either pissing off a mod/admin/girl for simply not thinking that (insert anime here) is the best thing ever, troll by calling anime shit in general or say that all anime produced after 2000 sucks
  • miscellaneous: Forums that are not about a specific thing, it allows its members to create threads about anything they want, most threads are SO RANDOM ^___^ i like waffles, they are generally a huge mess, troll by bringing up a serious topic

Having a Forum Instead of Real Content

Some web sites exist exclusively as forums. *Chan, for instance, are forums where the only thing one can do is upload pictures of loli, shota, or THE PIC. Other places, like Something Awful or Fark, have no redeeming value other than their forums. In all cases, forums are where lulz are harvested for the good of the many in the form of trolls and internet tough guys. IMDb and its forums are notable in that the former does have valuable content, but the latter counters that content with its ability to actually force you to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Full of Win

Occasionally forums are taken too seriously, which often results in epic threads. When this occurs mods often baleet the thread and pretend the epicness never happened, therefore you should always archive potential epic threads for great justice and copypasta to ED.

Party Van > Banned

Forums do not meet their true potential until someone ends up banned or vanned. In these special cases, it is the duty of the agents of the lulz to duplicate and post everything that led to the smiting.

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See also: lulzworthy invasions

As you can see, the Internet has a variety of forums catering normal people and sick fucks alike:

See Also

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