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Revision as of 20:58, 17 June 2012
Legos is a Danish company founded at least 100 years ago who's sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to children under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. In contrast, Legos are also made of win in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your special mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic dong. This combination of win and fail suits pretty much any ADD ridden faggot (see: Blunty3000) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their pathetic lives.
Not only are they notorious for killing small children, but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from butthurt fanboy who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their complex shapes or their ability to be made into ANYTHING at all? Noone will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating retard who needs serious halp over this sick obsession.
Common Uses For Legos
Here is a compiled list of uses for legos:
- RAGE-ing when you can't find that last piece for your shitty model
- Making replicas of everything
- Choking to death
- Spending way to much money on a piece of shit
- Keeping your virginity intact.
Why Legos Is Fail
Legos Fanboys
Sadly, like all good things, there are people who take everything too seriously. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of crappy parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus unoriginal. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the internet, complaining about how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now. Here are some examples of their faggotry:
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Legos Club
Nothing worth talking about, pretty much just a shitty place for Legos fans to chillax at, much like Habbo but without any nigras in the pools.
Get 6 magazines plus 3 cheap little models when you sign up for Brickmaster! ONLY $39.99!!!
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Lego: Serious Business
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A negro lego wishes to rape a white woman
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Legos can be dangerous
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Recreating historic moments in history
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Lego supports terrorism
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Lego stores are a common hangout for pedophiles
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Slavery is a common theme in Lego sets
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Now ruining albums
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Lego is rascist :O
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OMG, Secret Nazi Lego!!
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Lego Bible: Coming soon to a store near you
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How Suicide Girls really die
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Legos take priority over womenz
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Muhammad playset
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Another product sponsered by Lego
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Basement Dweller's masterpiece
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Legocat is not amused
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The new JFK series
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You get your bitch ass back to the kitchen!
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Hawt new prepubescent masturbation theme!
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Now comes in beaner!
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FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!
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How to troll Legos fans
- Say that Lego is a knock-off of MegaBlocks
- Tell them that Lego City is too juniorized
- Say Bionicle fucking owns all other themes-lying is the best form of trolling.
- Claim that the modern versions of Pirates and Space are the tits and the "classic" versions suck cock
- No matter what it looks like, say their model needs to be MOAR custom.
- Say that Lego is nothing but real life pixels.
- Tell them Lego Island 2 is better than Lego Island 1, or vice versa.
- Say something bad about their dead demigod James Jessiman.
- Tell them that Lego may release Twilight sets soon
- If you see them often, like if they are a friend of yours, take a small piece off one of their sets on display each time when they aren't looking
- Whenever they say "Lego" correct them by saying it's, "Legos".
See Also
Links pl0x
- Official Legos site
- Legos Club site
- Legos Club YouTube channel
- Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings
- Your typical crappy fansite
- Another virgin-filled fansite
- Official Legos reporter
- What Legos SHOULD be used for.
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