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*[[28dayslater]] - Urban Exploration forum. | *[[28dayslater]] - Urban Exploration forum. | ||
*[http://www.theacorncafe.org/ The Acorn Cafe] - Site for [[Rangerphile|Rangerphiles]] and their love for [[Ray Jones|SWEET ANTHROPOMORPHIC TOON MOUSE BOOTY]]! | *[http://www.theacorncafe.org/ The Acorn Cafe] - Site for [[Rangerphile|Rangerphiles]] and their love for [[Ray Jones|SWEET ANTHROPOMORPHIC TOON MOUSE BOOTY]]! | ||
*[[http://buttholesurfers.org/forum Butthole Surfers Forum]] Where LSD users, 40 year old texans and pretty much [you|anyone who listens to shitty Psychadelia] goes to talk about foecal topics and jerk off. | |||
*[[Banned all stars]] - The anti-thesis of all that is [[lulz]]. Avoid like [[GRIDS|the plague]]. | *[[Banned all stars]] - The anti-thesis of all that is [[lulz]]. Avoid like [[GRIDS|the plague]]. | ||
*[[Chans]] - Not even one sentence can describe them. | *[[Chans]] - Not even one sentence can describe them. | ||
Revision as of 20:06, 24 October 2011
A forum is a shitty place on the Internets where retards like to argue, whine, bitch, troll and moan about unimportant and uninteresting topics.
History
Back when the old media still reigned and the Internets were owned by AOL, basement-dwellers would hang out on a version of the web known as BBS. BBS was quick to evolve into newsgroups, which begat forums, which begat *chans, which now herald the end of humanity as we know it.
Every known forum thread in the Universe
- FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Microsoft!
- Where do babies come from?
- I don't know where the hole is at can you help!!
- Blue Vs. Red or Xbox vs. PS3
- Barack Hussein Obama!!!!!!!!!!
- Teenshawtsex[DOT]COM
- Why am I still alive?
- Why can't I become an wiiro
- My stuff is better than yours Faggot
- Windows Vs. Macintosh
- Fail
- Am I retarded?
- Which game do you think has b3tt3r Ghapix??
- Jews Did WTC!
- Spam Topic
- Lollercoaster
- Anal Pics inside hurry be4 the mods come close!
Having a Forum Instead of Real Content
Some web sites exist exclusively as forums. *Chan, for instance, are forums where the only thing one can do is upload pictures of loli, shota, or THE PIC. Other places, like Something Awful or Fark, have no redeeming value other than their forums. In all cases, forums are where lulz are harvested for the good of the many in the form of trolls and internet tough guys. IMDb and its forums are notable in that the former does have valuable content, but the latter counters that content with its ability to actually force you to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Full of Win
Occasionally forums are taken too seriously, which often results in epic threads. When this occurs mods often baleet the thread and pretend the epicness never happened, therefore you should always archive potential epic threads for great justice and copypasta to ED.
Party Van > Banned
Forums do not meet their true potential until someone ends up banned or vanned. In these special cases, it is the duty of the agents of the lulz to duplicate and post everything that led to the smiting.
List
- See also: lulzworthy invasions
As you can see, the Internet has a variety of forums catering normal people and sick fucks alike:
- ED Forums - Encyclopedia Dramatica's own forums. No faggots allowed. You can be gay, just not a faggot.
- 28DaysLater - Urban Exploration forum.
- The Acorn Cafe - Site for Rangerphiles and their love for SWEET ANTHROPOMORPHIC TOON MOUSE BOOTY!
- [Butthole Surfers Forum] Where LSD users, 40 year old texans and pretty much [you|anyone who listens to shitty Psychadelia] goes to talk about foecal topics and jerk off.
- Banned all stars - The anti-thesis of all that is lulz. Avoid like the plague.
- Chan - Not even one sentence can describe them.
- Citadel - One of the relics of Web 1.0.
- Complaints Forum - Endless bitching and moaning by sniveling TARTlets.
- DTV Forum - Australian digital TV forum. Easy trolling target.
- ED Forums
- The Escapist Forums - a place controled by Atheists and Jews, a fun place to troll random people with your extereme religious believs, Nazi ideas and Communism ideaologies.
- Ed's Room - A spinoff of Citadel that caters to Internet retrofags.
- Why We Protest Forums - Anti-$cientology war room used by channers and goons to destroy the evil $cientology and to show us why we can't have nice things.
- EQ2Flames - EverQuest II fan forum.
- Fire's Forum - A forum for retarded 13-year-old boy which nobody knows.
- Free Republic - Jew forum.
- GoreGrish Forums - Dead people, accident victims and raep times. Run by jews and populated with niggers and aspies. You'll fit right in then.
- GTAForums - where Jew cry about the people who say that the world will be better withoud Niggers and Jews.
- GameFAQs/GameSpot - Message board hell.
- Hellfire Commentaries forums This is a forum for fans of a fat, bitchy let's player, on this forum you can be banned for not capitalizing the let's player's username (seriously), it's an amazing place for trolling.
- House of Jigsaw - Saw fanboy forum.
- Imperial Library's Storyboard - YaBB forum on monkeytruth from The Elder Scrolls of games.
- Jedi Fleet - Group of Star Wars geeks obsessed with a WWII MMOG. Pretend you are a major n00b who wants to join the Fleet. Also quote Snakes on a Plane.
- Newgrounds BBS - Where skript kiddies meet to bitch about their shitty lives.
- Mygnrforum - Shitty Guns N' Roses forum.
- Neodrama - neopets forum.
- Onision Forums
- Otaku Studios - Pedophiles, RuneScape fags, and other desirables call this place home.
OiNKlol v&- Ph33rforums - Gaming/machinima site that's full on nerd rage.
- Semiotic - Islam Mujahideen Video discussion forum.
- Something Awful - Elitist forum for old nerds willing to spend ten bucks on their shitty account. And that's just for the standard account.
- Television Without Pity - Unfunny site about TV.
- IGTAF - a very nice place for 30 years old people to talk about how to rape and murder people. No Israelis allowed (Mossad knows about this forum!).
- Thaut - Writefags gonna write.
- THUNDERDOME - Chanology utility to debrief moralfag protesters into HACKERS ON STEROIDS.
- The Flood - Apparantly, "they were here".
- Totse - This is where you go to get your knowledge on Computer Science III.
- Quake 3 World - Quake forums, used to be cool. Now overrun by Jews.
- Gears of War Forums - Kewl Kidz troll and spam the forums 24/7, sit and watch I gaurantee you the time of your life!!!
- Virtual Teen Full of 13-year-old boy convincing each other that they're Not gay
- WrestlingFaze Best wrestling forum, full of Jews and lulz.
- U413 The most 1337 message board ever.
- Cholq'ij Revolution Forum owned by a guy who thinks he's a shaman. Srsly! You can post anonymously.
- Real Brown Pride Owner thinks he's the real raza. His forum allows you to autoplay youtube videos. That means you can Rickroll.
- Insane Zero: Paradise for Kirby fags and furfags.
- Reject Haven - A site for the rejects of the interwebz.
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Yahoo! Answers will give you more that you've bargained for.
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I guess he told them.
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