Body camera

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A body camera is a lucrative scheme by the digital camera industry to turn every person into an unwitting camwhore, and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by the news media, rich degenerates, and edgy teenagers. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white.

Before the advent of police bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as Communism all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic autismal handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by The Google to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in law and order and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from Africa whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.

Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from niggers to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty spics.

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