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==Federico Guevara Elizondo==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Fede Guevara'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexican]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie beaner known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, [[fail|but only managed to kill his teacher]] before becoming [[an hero]] a few seconds later. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later.
From what is known, he announced his plan on [[Failbook|Facebook]] and on [[Hispachan]], a spic knockoff of 4chan.
===Gallery===
{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
File:FedeGuevaraBody.png|[[Goodnight, sweet prince]]
File:TeacherBeaner.png|Pwnd teacher
File:MexicanPwndStudent.png|Pwnd student
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FedeGuevaraSchoolAd.jpg|"Teach your children to resolve conflicts fairly."
File:HispachanFileGuevara.png|Hispachan post
</gallery>|}}
[[File:FedeGuevaraShooting.mp4|center|750px]]
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?|5|SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!|10|Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America|0|[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|An 11-year-old boy did it better]]|28|F|Shittiest Mexican shooter}}
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==Fekadu Nasha==
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He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.
He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.


Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[Federico Guevara|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].{{GradedScore|2| Really?|6|At least he actually got a kill combo|5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|10|Bonus points for outdoing the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|27|F|Next time, you '''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!'''}}
Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Federico_Guevara_Elizondo|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].{{GradedScore|2| Really?|6|At least he actually got a kill combo|5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|10|Bonus points for outdoing the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|27|F|Next time, you '''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!'''}}





Revision as of 07:28, 10 July 2024

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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.

Other murderous losers

Abel Klemmensen

Abel Klemmensen
Nationality: Inuit   
Highscore 7 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.

Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.




Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20
Accuracy: 15/20 Only headshots.
Style: 5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero.
Butthurt: 0/20
Bonus: 20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED!
Total Score: 47/100 (D-)
Best Inuit
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Adam Labus

Adam Labus
Nationality: Polack   
Highscore 3 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes

Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.

What happened?

On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 18/20 Not bad
Style: 10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter
Butthurt: 8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week
Bonus: 5/20 For using explosive devices
Total Score: 44/100 (D)
Don't waste your grenades, fag
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Alexander Koryakov

Alexander Koryakov
Nationality: Latvian   
Highscore 4 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero? No

A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.



Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher.
Accuracy: 18/20 Not bad for a noob
Style: 10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver
Butthurt: 2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia
Bonus: 10/20 for being first mass killer in Latvia.
Total Score: 44/100 (E)
You can do more man!!!
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Alfonso Lama G.

Alfonso Lama G.
Nationality: Spanish   
Highscore 2 dead, 3 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Shot by civil guards)

Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.

THE SHOOTING

On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 '
Accuracy: 8/20 Fail
Style: 5/20 Just a schizo camper rage
Butthurt: 8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 23/100 (F+)
Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.
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Wanted Level:
___________________

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Policia Nacional

Angel Granados-Diaz

Angel Granados-Diaz
Nationality: Beaner  
Highscore 0 killed, 0 injured
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&


Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.

News report from old media.
Some girl who laughed at this guy.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting
Accuracy: 0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm
Style: 0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher
Butthurt: 0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is
Bonus: -1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros
Total Score: -1/100 (F-)
Gym Teacher Cuck
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Wanted Level:

Karen


Anthony McRae

Anthony Dwayne McRae
Nationality: Nigger   
Highscore 3 dead, 5 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Killed
Accuracy: 5/20 5 fagots escaped
Style: 3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version
Butthurt: 8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten
Bonus: 0/20 Nope
Total Score: 18/100 (E---)
Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo

Antonio Izquierdo(left)
Emilio Izquierdo (right)
Nationality: Dagos   
Highscore 9 dead, 12 injured
Style Co-op
An Hero? No
Yes (in prison)

On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the Godfather movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.

On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.

Gallery

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 9/20 Kills
Accuracy: 7/20 Should practice more
Style: 12/20 Spic mafia style
Butthurt: 5/20 Iberian chaos
Bonus: 5/20 For columbinin' before 1999
Total Score: 38/100 (D-)
Couldn't beat José Marimón
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Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________


Policia Nacional


Armando Hernandez Jr

Armando Hernandez
Nationality: Wetback   
Highscore 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 3 fucking people injured.
Accuracy: 0/20
Style: 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta.
Butthurt: 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history.
Bonus: 0/20 None.
Total Score: 3/100 (F---------)
Dramaqueen
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Police Force


Austin Wyatt Rollins

Austin Wyatt Rollins
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore 1 bitch left for dead, another injured.
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.

UPDATE: SHE DIED!


Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 1 Injured
Accuracy: 5/20
Style: 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style.
Butthurt: 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten.
Bonus: 0/20
Total Score: 14/100 (F-)
Elliot Rodger wannabe
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


External links

Babby Ndombe Opetu

Babby Ndombe Opetu
Nationality: Doctor Congo   
Highscore 13 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.


Graded Score
Kill count: 13/20 Pwned
Accuracy: 18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style: 15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt: 6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bonus: 10/20 For revenge
Total Score: 62/100 (D+)
Still not as good as Longo.
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Barry Loukaitis

Barry Dale Loukaitis
Nationality: United States   
Highscore 3 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player FPS
An Hero? Sadly, no

Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.

In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 198 years of prison time.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Meh.
Accuracy: 15/20 Close to 100% accuracy
Style: 3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass
Butthurt: 2/20 Who?
Bonus: 7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies.
Total Score: 30/100 (F-)
Brenda Spencer, but shittier.
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Beau Wilson

Beau Wilson
Born 2004
Died May 15, 2023 (aged 18)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 6
Style FPS Single player
An Hero? No, killed by cops.
Motive: Short man syndrome

It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.

The shooting

Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.

Wrestling Career

Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.

Graded Score


Graded score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 8/20
Style: 15/20 Neighborhood stroll
Butthurt: 15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun
Bonus: 5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag
Total score: 46/100 (F)
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


External links

Bjørn-Edvard Rones

Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones
Nationality: Norwegian   /
Highscore 1 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero? No

Life before

Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.

The stabbing

After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

Aftermath

The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Release

As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.

External links

Gallery

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Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 10/20
Style: 5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.
Butthurt: 3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares.
Bonus:
Total Score: 19/100 (F--)
Idunno man..
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Deion Patterson

Deion Patterson
Nationality: Basketball American   
Highscore 1 dead, 4 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.


Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre
Accuracy: 4/20 ...
Style: 8/20 Hospital shooting
Butthurt: 2/20 Who the fuck cares?
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 15/100 (F-------)
The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney

Maya "Alec" McKinney
Devon Michael Erickson
Nationality: Faggot & Tranny   
Highscore 1 dead, 8 injured
Style FPS, Co-ops mode
An Hero? No


Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas Maya Elizabeth "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!

In court, Alec completely backstabbed Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.

Gallery

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Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck
Accuracy: 3/20 two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool
Style: 4/20 tranny shooter is somewhat original.
Butthurt: 8/20 Drumpf did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count
Bonus: 10/20 Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.
Total Score: 26/100 (F MINUS MINUS)
Audrey Hale did it better.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Dylan Butler

Dylan Jesse Butler
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore 2 dead, 6 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, columbiner, tranny and the first school shooter of 2024. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.

Gallery

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Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.
Style: 5/20 Generic school shooter.
Butthurt: 3/20
Bonus: 10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.
Total Score: 22/100 (F---)
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


External links

Edmar Aparecido Freitas

Edmar Aparecido Freitas
Nationality: Brazilian   
Highscore 8 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes

Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a skool shooter and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.

THE FAILURE

On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

Motive

Edmar studied at the school since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was polite, quiet and had good grades. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a fat fuck.

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 ...
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Seriously?
Style: 3/20 Ragequit
Butthurt: 4/20 Only Brazil was shocked
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 7.5/100 (F-------------)
Next time, headshot EVERYONE.
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Eero Hiltunen

Eero Samuli Hiltunen
Nationality: Finnish   
Highscore 2 dead, 8 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.

Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.

After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.


Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 5/20 Should've practiced more.
Style: 5/20 Random attack.
Butthurt: 5/20
Bonus: 10/20 Escaping and other antics.
Total Score: 27/100 (F-)
Shittiest Finnish shooter.
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Evita Kolmonen

Evita Kolmonen
Nationality: Finnish   
Highscore 0 killed, 0 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).

External Links


sigh... *unzips* About missing Pics
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Get lectured by a woman.
(Jibber jabber version here)

Evita wearing her coat. You can see her b00b5.

Was Finnished before she even started.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 ...
Accuracy: 0/20 Fuck out of here
Style: 0/20 Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list
Butthurt: 0/20 Fuck you
Bonus: -69/20 For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen
Total Score: -69/100 (F-----------------------------------)
WOMEN. CAN'T. SHOOT.
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Wanted Level:

Dog Catcher


Federico Guevara Elizondo

Fede Guevara
Nationality: Mexican   
Highscore Killed 1, injured 3
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes

On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie beaner known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, but only managed to kill his teacher before becoming an hero a few seconds later. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later.

From what is known, he announced his plan on Facebook and on Hispachan, a spic knockoff of 4chan.

Gallery

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Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 10/20 Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?
Style: 5/20 SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Butthurt: 10/20 Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America
Bonus: 0/20 An 11-year-old boy did it better
Total Score: 28/100 (F)
Shittiest Mexican shooter
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Fekadu Nasha

Fekadu Nasha
Nationality: Ethiopian   
Highscore 12 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes

On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.

Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20 Decent kill count
Accuracy: 18/20 2 girls went off
Style: 10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife
Butthurt: 1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world
Bonus: 20/20 Hero of the nation
Total Score: 61/100 (D+)
The most praised Ethiopian of all time
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz

Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz
Nationality: Mexicunt   
Highscore 2 dead, 1 injured
Style Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No

Gaybriel Assholeandro Galaviz was a 20-year-old spic and Suzano fanboy from Beanerland who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first incel attack in Latinoamérica. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he made his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before women's international day, no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow moid before getting V& by the SpicPigs.

He also took pics with the classical SIEGE mask™, and uploaded it to his Failbook, because that's what all the cool tr00 aryan school shooters wear.

Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of competent players.

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 Really?
Accuracy: 6/20 At least he actually got a kill combo
Style: 5/20 Incel pwner, yawn, been done before.
Butthurt: 4/20 Mexicunts, Amerikans and feminazis cared. The real world had other shit to worry about.
Bonus: 10/20 Bonus points for outdoing the couch cuck
Total Score: 27/100 (F)
'Next time, you USE A FUCKING GUN!!!'
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Police Force


Geir Kaldahl

Geir Kaldahl
Nationality: Norwegian   
Highscore 3 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes
Geir after shooting himself.

Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.

After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.


Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station
Style: 7/20 Angry dad
Butthurt: 5/20
Bonus: 8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage
Total Score: 28/100 (F)
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Police Force


Genildo Ferreira de França

Genildo Ferreira de França
Nationality: Brazilian   
Highscore 14 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.

He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.

Suicide Note

The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.

And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.

I stop here because I can't go on.

I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.

I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.

It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.

I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.

Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.

GOODBYE

TO

EVERYONE

Signed Jenildo


Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame.
Accuracy: 18/20 Only 1 injured.
Style: 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit.
Butthurt: 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares.
Bonus: 15/20 National High Score.
Total Score: 65/100 (C-)
Totally not gay.
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S.W.A.T. Team


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Henrique Lira Trad

Henrique Lira Trad
Nationality: Brazilian   
Highscore 3 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Henrique, an 18-year-old Suzano fan from Brazil decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows, molotovs and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence and got inside. He shot some teacher in her foot with a crossbow before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one students nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO


News report & weapons

Hogtied & v&

Moar
Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 What did you expect?
Accuracy: 1/20 Missed all crossbow shots but one.
Style: 1/20 Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.
Butthurt: 0/20 Nobody cared.
Bonus: 2/20 Creative arsenal of weapons, i guess.
Total Score: 4/100 (F----------)
Better luck next time!
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Mall Cop


Iván Arancibia Navarro

Iván Arancibia Navarro
Nationality: Chilean   
Highscore 3 dead, 0 injured
Style Single player, FPS
An Hero? Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)

Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a shotgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hispitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy: 20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style: 8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt: 3/20 Noone cares about Latinx-American shootings.
Bonus: 15/20 Acquitted + an hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Total Score: 49/100 (C)
El tata did it better.
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Mall Cop


Jori Juhani Lasonen

Jori Juhani Lasonen
Nationality: Finnish   
Highscore 3 dead, 0 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.


Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 10/20 Killed every target
Style: 5/20 Schizo mall shooter
Butthurt: 5/20
Bonus: 13/20 Women-only
Total Score: 36/100 (E)
Did not live up to Finnish standards!
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Mall Cop


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José Marimon Carles

José Marimon Carles
Nationality: Spanish   
Highscore 10 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Killed by police)

Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didnt had to work beacause of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who tried to assassinate him since he was resisting.


Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 Dago Champion
Accuracy: 18/20 2 fagots escaped
Style: 10/20 Tuberculosis killer
Butthurt: 5/20 1928
Bonus: 15/20 You are the winrar
Total Score: 58/100 (D-)
Spanish winrar lol
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Guardia Civil


Juraj Krajčík

Juraj Krajčík
Nationality: Slovak   
High Score 2 dead, 1 injured
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? Yes


Juraj Krajčík (gamertag: prism55) was a 19-year-old Slovak guy who, in October of 2022, tried to beat Omar Mateen's High Score by shooting up a gay bar in Bratislava. However, he instead pussied out after killing two faggots and injuring another, before becoming an hero sometime later. Overall, since he did absolutely shit, combined with the fact that literally no Americans know that Slovakia exists, no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.


Like most of Tarrant's Lads, he wrote a little manifesto too. So much effort, yet only two kills.

   
 
2-1 kdr, not my problem. wish i couldve gone higher but whatever. wanted to bag the prime minister but i didnt get lucky with his car arriving
 

 
 

4chan thread

   
 
sad for my family, happy with my own life, nothing for the two faggots. soon a bit of lead
 

 
 

— What was going through his mind

   
 
just doing the right thing, i felt sadder for my family afterwards than the two faggots i fucked up
 

 
 

   
 
made my own decision to do this, i had barely any dms with people on telegram or wherever.
 

 
 

— He thought Telegram anons produced good content though

   
 
not groomed. got my views first from 8c then various sites. most of all seeing it with my own eyes really settled the deal for me. decided on my own volition
 

 
 

   
 
my nigger i’d rather live just 19 years than 91 while knowing what the kikes are doing.
 

 
 


Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 15/20
Style: 12/20 Shootin' fags.
Butthurt: 0/20 Who?
Bonus: 10/20 Two less fags in this world.
Total Score: 39/100 (F-)
Omar Mateen is rolling in his grave.
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Mall Cop


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Kevin Neal

Kevin Janson Neal
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore 5 killed, 18 injured
Style FPS, Single player
Motive white male rage, attempted loli hunting.
An Hero? self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops


On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.

After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 Did better than Randy Stair.
Accuracy: 3/20 Had shit aim.
Style: 5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.
Butthurt: 5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards.
Bonus: 0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.
Total Score: 18/100 (F---)
Grand Theft Redneck.
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Mall Cop


Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
Nationality: Inuit   Greenland
Highscore 3 killed 2 injured
Style Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero? Nope

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Mass attack
Accuracy: 12/20 More kills than wounded
Style: 4/20 No motive, just random attack
Butthurt: 1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it
Bonus: 10/20 2nd Inuit massacre
Total Score: 30/100 (D)
Silver medal of Inuit's history
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Police Force

Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze

Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde
Nationality: Ruskie   
Highscore 13 injured
Style CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash
An Hero? No (they tried)

Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.

Lore

Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.

The Stabbing

On 15th January 2022, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.

Gallery

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Seriously?
Accuracy: 3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat
Style: 10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode
Butthurt: 2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia
Bonus: 0/20 Nope
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)
Gay Lovers
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Police Force


Longo Dhendonga

Longo Dhendonga
Nationality: Doctor Congo   Democratic Republic of the Congo
Highscore 14 dead, 10 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.


Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger.
Accuracy: 16/20 4 injured.
Style: 10/20 Negra rage.
Butthurt: 2/20 Africa lol.
Bonus: 12/20 Black on black violence.
Total Score: 54/100 (D)
Shit was easier back in the days.
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S.W.A.T. Team

Ľubomír Harman

Ľubomír Harman
Nationality: Slovak   
Highscore 7 dead, 15 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.

Ľubomír's life

Ľubomír, in 1998, becamed a member in a gun club. Also, had a work as a boilerman. His work pals called him "silent face".Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and becames a unemployed man. Months before the massacre, in 2010, he participed in a shooting competition. He commited suicide in 30th Agust 2010.

The Rampage

Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours. Ľubomír grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to shot people in that floor killing 5 people. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and shots him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shoting him again killing him. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot injuring him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies killing another person and injuring 14 people before getting in a shotout with the police. The police shot him fataly, but while Ľubomír was injured, he can manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him.


Gameplay Footage
Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 '
Accuracy: 7/20 Did you really practice?
Style: 10/20 Slovak Rambo.
Butthurt: 18/20 Yes, a lot of people cried.
Bonus: 15/20 For an hero after being shot by police.
Total Score: 47/100 (D)
Actual Slovak High Score
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S.W.A.T. Team


Marek Nowak

Marek Nowak
Nationality: Pole   
Highscore 0 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.

The shooting

El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.

Motive

The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 '
Accuracy: 0/20 Fail
Style: 2/20 Columbine copycat
Butthurt: 2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days
Bonus: 0/20 Fuck you
Total Score: 4/100 (F------------)
Sebastian Bosse's schizofrenic son
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___________________

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Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Master Phasid Trutassanawin

Master Phasid Trutassanawin
Born September 21st, 2009
Nationality: Thai  
Highscore 3 dead, 4 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&

Lulzfest

Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.

Investigation

A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.

Gallery

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Mass shooting
Accuracy: 8/20 Didn't Headshot
Style: 15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him
Butthurt: 7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 40/100 (E)
Jori Lasonen's asian lost brother
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Mall Cop

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Mattias Flink

Mattias Flink
Nationality: Swede   
Highscore 7 dead, 3 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No
mfw I walk out of prison after pwning 7 n00bs

On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.

Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.

After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.


Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 Three injured.
Accuracy: 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all.
Style: 13/20 Rambo.
Butthurt: 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.
Bonus: 20/20 Got released.
Total Score: 63/100 (C-)
The Swedish Champion.
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Police Force


Mauricio Martinez Garcia

Mauricio Martinez Garcia
Nationality: Spic   
Highscore 8 dead, 7 injured
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No (killed by police)


Mauricio was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!


Fakk U!


External Links


Last vid he uploaded.


Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 7 injured
Accuracy: 11/20
Style: 10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting
Butthurt: 10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal
Bonus: 5/20 Wrecked by the cops.
Total Score: 44/100 (F)
Shouldn't have played on Nightmare Difficulty
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Police Force


Myles Sanderson

Myles Brandon Sanderson
Nationality: Injun   
Highscore 11 dead, 18 injured
Style Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero? ?


Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.

3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody.


Graded Score
Kill count: 11/20 18 injured.
Accuracy: 7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder.
Style: 15/20 Injun rage.
Butthurt: 18/20 3-day manhunt and international news.
Bonus: 15/20 Killed his brother and played solo.
Total Score: 66/100 (C)
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S.W.A.T. Team


Nathaniel Jouett

Nathaniel Jouett
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.
Style Single player
An Hero? No, surrendered


This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information


Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 4 injured.
Accuracy: 9/20
Style: 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.
Butthurt: 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck.
Bonus: 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?
Total Score: 25/100 (F)
Fuck outta here normiefag
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Police Force


Nicolae Lungu

Nicolae Lungu
Nationality: Romanian   
Highscore 7 dead, 6 injured
Style Single Player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero? No

Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.

Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.


Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy
Accuracy: 11/20 He killed more people than he injured
Style: 10/20 Hack n'Slash
Butthurt: 8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident
Bonus: 10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident
Total Score: 46/100 (D-)
He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.
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Police Force

Pere Puig

Pere Puig Puntí
Nationality: Spaniard   
Highscore 4 dead
Style Singleplayer
An Hero? No

Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering

Massacre

On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.

Quotes and Gallery

   
 
Hace frio, eh?
 

 
 

—Random Guy

   
 
Its cold outside, eh?
 

 
 

—Translation

   
 
Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor
 

 
 

—Pere Puig being a absolute psycho

   
 
I'm going to warm up soon
 

 
 

—Translation

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 20/20 All kills
Style: 15/20 Sheriff style shooting
Butthurt: 9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve
Bonus: 10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss
Total Score: 58/100 (D+)
First spaniard going postal
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Petter Kyvik

Petter Kristian Kyvik
Nationality: Norwegian   
Highscore 4 injured
Style Bomberman
An Hero? No


During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.

Investigation

As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.

Aftermath

After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.

Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.

In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.
Style: 3/20 Failed and snitched.
Butthurt: 15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities.
Bonus: 10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander.
Total Score: 32/100 (D-)
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Police Force


Rafael Solich

Rafael Solich
Nationality: Aryan-Latinx  
Highscore 3 killed, 5 injured
Style Single player, FPS
An Hero? Sadly, no

Rafael "Juniors" Solich was a 15 year old 100% white aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.

Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, hoping that the mere sight of a school shooter in Latinx Amerika would give everyone in class a heart attack at the mere idea of becoming a United States copycat country. The bullets seemed to do more damage, though, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.

He was declared too young to be persecuted and subsequently acquitted. Solich now spends his days as a jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys.

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Fair enough for a single pistol
Accuracy: 12/20 At least he knew to aim for the head
Style: 8/20 Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo
Butthurt: 10/20 Made national news and got fucking acquitted
Bonus: 5/20 Welcome, my son...
Total Score: 38/100 (D)
Not bad for a Latinx.
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Police Force


Raymond Spencer

Raymond Spencer
Nationality: Mutt Spic  
Highscore 4 injured
Style Single player, Camping
An Hero? Yes

Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old spic who shot and injured 4 people on a camping shooting before becoming an hero. Also was the lost retarded brother of Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment.

Shooting

Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but nobody is injured after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's Wikipedia article, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous 4chan forum. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.

Gallery


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(Original higher quality video. Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 No kills
Accuracy: 1/20 He scored the same as Asa
Style: 9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better
Butthurt: 1/20 Nobody gives a fuck
Bonus: 5/20 For an hero
Total Score: 16/100 (E-)
You should take moar classes from Charles Whitman or you will fail again.
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Mall Cop

Robert Crayton Jr.

Robert Crayton Jr.
Nationality: Nigger   
Highscore 4 dead
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 Crappy family killer
Accuracy: 20/20 None injured during the massacre
Style: 0/20 Family killing, so common
Butthurt: 8/20 Not so much butthurt
Bonus: 20/20 For an hero
Total Score: 52/100 (D+)
NORMAL FAMILY KILLER
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Mall Cop

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Roger Kjetså

Roger Kjetså
Born January 12, 1977
Died January 13, 2002 (aged 25)
Nationality: Norwegian   
Highscore 3 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.

The Shooting

While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.

At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.

After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.

At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.

   
 
Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.
 

 
 

—Message #1

   
 
I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.
 

 
 

—Message #2

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Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..
Style: 10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt: 0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.
Bonus: 0/20
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)
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Mall Cop


Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Nationality: Iranian   
Highscore 14 dead, 11 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Shot by cops)


Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.

Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 '
Accuracy: 12/20
Style: 10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt: 4/20 Just another day in Iran.
Bonus: 15/20 Cop-killer.
Total Score: 55/100 (D+)
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National Guard

Sicelo Dlamini

Sicelo Dlamini
Nationality: Swazi   
Highscore 1 dead, 10 injured
Style Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No (Killed by a mob)

Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.

Life

In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

The Fail

The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.

Gallery

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 A cocksucker student
Accuracy: 2/20 Swazi's worst fail
Style: 5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng
Butthurt: 5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.
Bonus: 20/20 For doing it in drugs
Total Score: 33/100 (D-)
No one cares
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Mall Cop

Tristan Van der Vlis

Tristan Van Der Vlis
Nationality: Dutch   
Highscore 6 dead, 16 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes

Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 16 before An Heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

Lore

Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.

The Amok Day

After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.

Gaem Over
Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 '
Accuracy: 7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style: 10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt: 7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 30/100 (E+)
Bring better shooters.
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Police Force

Uroš Blažić

Uroš Blažić
Nationality: Serb   
Highscore 9 dead, 13 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.


The Shooting


On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.

Graded Score
Kill count: 9/20 '
Accuracy: 13/20 Unraped
Style: 5/20 Discuss shooting
Butthurt: 7/20 Overshadowed by other incidents
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 34/100 (D-)
Forgotten forever.
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S.W.A.T. Team

Vadim Miloshevsky

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky
Nationality: Belaruskie   
Highscore 2 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.

Background

15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.

THE ATTACK

At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 School map highest score in Belarus
Accuracy: 10/20 Could you better stabb in the backhead?
Style: 10/20 Laughing teen attack
Butthurt: 7/20 Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 29/100 (E-)
disappointing
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Mall Cop

Viateur Nkurunziza

Viateur Nkurunziza
Nationality: Rwandan   
Highscore 6 dead, 3 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Killed by a pal)


Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunked friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.


Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 Really decent score.
Accuracy: 3/20 Survivors
Style: 20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood
Butthurt: 2/20 África.
Bonus: 15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck
Total Score: 54/100 (D)
Highest score in rwanda. Soldier Sim Africa edition
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Zaniar Matapour

ثنا‌یار متاع‌پور
Nationality: Iranian immigrant   
Highscore 2 dead, 21 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.

Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.

PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.

He also beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian who was banging his sister in 2016. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".

Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.


Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 Should've fucking aimed better.
Accuracy: 0/20 What the fuck was he doing?
Style: 2/20 Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.
Butthurt: 16/20 Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.
Bonus: 10/20 Refuse to talk to police.
Total Score: 30/100 (E-)
Did shit by Mudslime standards.
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