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Arabs are a loose association of semiliterate, thieving, and barbaric tribesmen who originally spawned in the Arabian Peninsula. Other names for Arabs include Terrorists, Haji's, Camel jockeys, Goat fuckers, Donkey fuckers, Sand eaters, Durka Durkas, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Suicide bombers, Ragheads, Towelheads, Dishrags, sand niggers (the scientific term), and oil niggers. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since the word Arab is also considered offensive. Contrary to popular belief, Arabs are usually poor as fuck. In terms of GDP per capita, even the supposedly oil-rich Saudi Arabia is about half as rich as Israel (but still four times as rich as Iran, poor schmuks).
Mohammed became their boss way back before the Internet, after he convinced them that he could talk to God. Silly as the idea was, under Mohammed's leadership the Arabs spread far and wide from their original nests on the Arabian Peninsula. They ravaged through the entire Middle East and North Africa, they pwnt Iran, and they all but eradicated the many cultures that used to exist in the region. War raep on a massive scale mostly wiped out the non-Arab male genes from the area.
This wave of Arab conquest was stopped by the good christian boys in 732 AD. It may have been all for naught however due to the more recent wave of Arab migration. The Arab countries are full of Arabs, and therefore they are quite terrible to live in. Ironically but quite understandably, the Arabs living in the Arab countries do whatever it takes to escape. They are currently running to Europe in huge numbers. So the Arabs may now be found in places as diverse as Germany (because angela Merkel is a damned whore who loves sucking Kebab cock), Sweden (now THE Rape Capital of the World because of these retards who cannot differentiate between wearing a bikini and asking for it) the Detroit taxi cabs, Londonistan, Malmö, France, Guantanamo Bay, Soviet Canuckistan, 7-Eleven, and generally wherever there is a terrible stink.
Characteristics
- Unibrowed genetically inferior creatures
- Dark brown, swarthy, shit-smelling skin
- Horse faced
- Hairy like apes (proving they're part monkey)
- Huge nose (similar to Jews)
- Having Arab genes will decrease the potential IQ of your children by 63%
- Constant butthurt over EVERYTHING
- All named after their prophet
- Smelly, greasy, gross hair, disgusting accent while trying to speak human language
- Nothing profitable ever comes out of these useless apes, especially to western countries which suffer from Arab immigration
- They are usually terrorists
Arabs are ugly as hell in appearance, and they are extremely hairy. Even their women and children are hairy. Their hair and eyes are always black, but their skin is colored like shit. They are extremely dumb, and when they are not terrorists, they are cleaners and taxi drivers and garbage men, although they have a reputation of stabbing their infidel clients in the back: literally. They are usually skinny and wiry, although their super-rich oil businessmen are also fat that they cannot even walk without help. Most Arab men also wrap their heads in towels, and Arab women wrap their entire bodies in towels, because Arab men are extremely perverted, and will get a massive boner if they see even an inch of skin, which will probably lead to major raep. Also, if you're not an Arab you can't pretend to oil money. So being an Arab in the Arabian peninsula might be profitable.
Arab traditions
- Islam
- Terrorism
- Riding through the desert on camels
- Raping each of their four wives (who were originally enslaved war booty)
- Incest and inbreeding
- Raping children
- Raping animals
- Raping feminists, especially the Swedish ones (because Swedes only wear bikinis while going to work, and according to arab Logic it means they have God's sanction to rape them to death)
- Burning American flags
- Burning Homosexuals
- Burning the France (who are the same as homosexuals)
- Burning Journalists (and there is 100% probability the said journalist is a French faggot)
- Burning Jews
- Almost burning a couple of Jewish satirists
- Eating Döner Kebab (made from the aforementioned burned fags/French/Jews)
- Getting severe Diarrhea from eating Döner Kebab (srsly, if you don't want your digestive system to turn into a nuclear bomb, eat a taco instead)
- Operating Child Prostitution rings for their Jewish friends to keep these Zionists happy and satisfied.
- Getting blowjobs from Angela Merkel and her fellow libtards
- Profiting from USA's addiction to oil
- Honour Killings
- killing and raping Kurds
- Raping Yazidis
- Raping Yazidis
- Raping Christians
- Raping non-Christians
- Raping Zoroastrians in Persia
- Raping Hindus in Pakistan
- Raping Buddhists in Kazakhstan
- Raping anyone who looks like a white girl, just like niggers
- Raping anybody who dares show a microscopic portion of skin
Arabs also can be confused with shit that has been in the sun long enough to stink and be browned but not be Somailified shit. Arabs often are seen with their penis's in camel's.
- Forced Marriages (with Extra Rape)
- Mutilating male and female genitalia
- Breeding in United Kingdom
9/11We all know the Jews (and George Bush who is a secret Jew) did it
Arab religion
Arabs used to worship a bunch of gods, even more than the Indians did, but then came along Christians, who introduced some of them to Jesus and later Muhammad, who introduced them to Islam, which became the major religion of the Arab world. Thus, the Arabs dedicated themselves to world conquest in order to build up their Islamic Empire, which gave them an official excuse to murder, rape, and destroy. Now, the Arabs are in pitched battle with the civilized world, hoping to conquer it. However, when oil was discovered, some of the Arabs began getting into the oil business, so now, all of the bullshit about Islam being a "religion of peace" and that "not all Arabs are terrorists" is only due to Arab oil money. Now, thanks in part to all this bullshit, people of all colors have become Muslim! WTF!?
Arabs in Combat
—Samuel L. Jackson, nigra superhero, right before killing a shitload of ragheads. | ||
Killing the White Devil ain't easy. It's even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab. But blowing yourself up when near whites is fairly easy. Another tactic is to ambush and kill a bunch of white guys, then take the white's revenge happily, knowing you killed the infidels.
Arabs in America
Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy America with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting what was once a great country. The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers. They scowl at female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose while giving the male customers the best service they can offer. The women like to travel in herds with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they're practically blind. Arab Americans also take great joy in killing people, in events such as the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Arabs in France
Moar info: Charlie Hebdo
Did you think that Arabs in America were bad? It's worse in France. The dole benefits there are so good that most of those cretins don't bother themselves with a job. Instead, they focus their energy on being Arabs. This means that they at best spend their days being useless ever-whining meat-bags, and at worst they steal, vandalize, rape, and murder, all in the name of Allah the Constrictor. But, to be fair, the France were totally asking for it.
Human Arab rights
In recognition and ratification of the fact that Arabs are not proper human beings, the Arab League supports something called a charter of Arab Rights. The Arab rights are distinct, contradictory, and significantly more narrow than the human rights that apply to everybody else. The declaration does however also guarantee a few rights that no Arab would want to live without.
The full translated document is at http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html. As with all Arabspeak, this document is full of double meanings, mystic insinuations and useless repetitions; Arabs can't speak straight unless you (yes, you) shove a telegraph pole up their collective vagina. The following text is a helpfully truthful summary of the document.
Preamble
- Faith, Allah, creation, religion, religion, religion
- We used to be kinda great about a thousand years ago
- Hating the Jews oops I mean Zionists
Article 2
- Jews again
- Just kill some Jews already
Article 3
Of course you can still beat your wife! The only requirement is that the beating should be positive, and it is in Shariah so of course it's positive.
Article 4
Your Sharjah Ruler can disregard most of this charter as long as he really feels like he has to.
Article 6
The death sentence for drawing Mohammed is still OK. But the accused does have the right to beg for mercy.
Article 7
- Death sentence for children is also cool, as long as your Sharjah Ruler makes it a law.
- Death sentence for a pregnant woman is not quite as cool. You have to let her have the baby first and wait for two years for her to nurse the baby. Then you can go ahead and
hangbehead her, oh you glorious and righteous man.
Article 8
No torture, ever. Yes, this one seems to be a real deal.
Article 9
Josef Mengele went a tad too far.
Article 16
- Sharjah Ruler and his cult are allowed to abuse Children with no consequences. They are above the law. Discussing such matter will result in 5-10 years prison sentence due to mocking the Royal Family.
- It's good to hang Royal Family member's photos in your home, work, and sticking 'em to your vehicle's window. But don't expect to share the %99.98 country's hidden & apparent budget. Vagoo.
Article 24
| 1-6. | The right to freedom of conscience, speech and congregation shall not be violated. |
| 7. | ...unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that these rights are bad for the "national security", Allah, or public health. |
Article 28
Arabs have the right to leave their shitholes and seek asylum in Europe or in the US.
Article 30
The right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion may be lawfully restricted by your Sharjah Ruler (didn't we cover that already in article 24?)
Article 32
Everyone has the right to freedom of speech and opinion unless your Sharjah Ruler decides that it would be bad for the "national security", Allah, or public health. (That was already covered twice, in articles 24 and 30. It's unbelievable that a ratified international treaty could be so poorly written. Just hire a Jew to copy-edit it for you, OK?)
Article 33–53
tl;dr, probably more vague nonsense repeated over and over again.
Famous Arabs
Just like Jews, Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:
- Sergey Brin - One of the guys who invented Google.
- Philippe Kahn - The guy who invented the camera phone
- The guys who invented eBay
Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains (which are the size of walnuts), but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:
- Farfour - An Arab version of Mickey Mouse, who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to buy ice cream, encouraged kids to kill Jews; sadly, the Jews got to him first
- Osama bin Laden - "Special friend" of W who brought the Jewnited States of Americunts' IRL banhammer down on Afghanistan by taking the fall after the JEWS DID WTC
- Ralph Nader - Fucked up the election for Al Gore and possibly John Kerry resulting in 8 years of Bush
- Salih - stabbed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a Russia immigrant; because taking out thieves -- the NON-Kosher kind (as well as murderers, rapists, drug dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism.
- Saddam Hussein - Needs no introduction, and not only because he's dead.
- Mohammed - Which one?
- Yassir Arafat - Established a stable Palestine state and insulated it from the effects of Isræl -- oh wait...
- Aladdin - Proof that Arabs can't get it right even in fiction; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy atheist aristocrat Jafar in favor of a government run by his inexperienced, impoverished Islam ass.
- Steve Jobs - An Arab who is Christian and apparently not a terrorist. So it's possible that this article only applies to Islam Arabs, while Chistian Arabs did somehow manage to retain a semblance of humanity.
- Izzi (Sileas) slut!
List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists
The following paragraph is a conspiracy by the Arabs to build up trust among the real Americans. The metaphorical cake is a lie.
You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not terrorists. Here is the complete list:
- Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist
- Dorothy Fields (1905–1974), Arab composer
- George Gershwin (1898–1937), Arab composer
- Ira Gershwin (1896–1983), Arab lyricist
- Oscar Hammerstein II (1895–1960), Arab lyricist, librettist
- E. Y. "Yip" Harburg (1898–1981), Arab lyricist
- Lorenz Hart (1895–1943), Arab lyricist
- Tiffany Darwish (2 October 1971) Crappy 1980s singer that did crappier covers of even Shittier music from the 1960s. Like most American wimmins of Arab descent her ethnic pride only lasted until her first husband beat her.
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The real Al-Jazeerah. The logo in English version is on the other side of the screen, which is equivalent to having fingers crossed. (the clip is probably taken out of context, but who knows) |
Useful Tips in the Arab Lands
Of course, the most useful tip that anybody could be given for visiting one of the third world Islamofascist shitholes that Arabs make their homes in would be: DON'T.
But, if must you travel to an Arab nation, either for the oil or because you are a leftard, there are some things you should know.
- According to Wikipedia, you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are blown up first.
- Get a gas mask or get used to the smell( if you don't die from the explosion, you will almost defiantly die from the smell) .
- You will think this list is funny, until you need it.
- Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, Dubai is the place to go!
- If you're lucky, when a Jihad Joe goes full blown martyr and blows himself up you'll die instantly. If you're not lucky, you might suffer for days as you find Religion and pray to God to kill you as you suffer from what is popularly called the White Butterfly and gasp for breath because parts of your lungs were liquified from the explosive force.
Arabs and Homosexuality
Although homosexuality is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. They are so completely and profoundly buttfucky, flap-army, cuntlessly, sparkly-pink-wings fairytime faggotto, they openly hold hands and kiss each other in public. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Ghrairiib, they openly flapped their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off (and knowing the US Army, they probably did). They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharbageib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces. Wahhablabibi Islam even allow jihadists to have anal secks with each other.
Arab Variants
Shore Niggers
Shore niggers are the Arabs of Asia, these guys are Malays, Indonesians and Javanese and partially Philippines (Mexicans). They are just like Arabs, following Islam, killing infidels and raping goats though the tropical varieties rape orangutans and smoke even more. Shore niggers are slightly better than their desert counterparts, but are still just as angry, butthurt, explosive and dangerous.
Steppe Niggers
Steppe Niggers are Central Asians, friends with Russia. These countries include Kazakhstan, Pakis, Herman Cain and Afghanistan and are home to another common variant of nigger that follows Islam. They contain 350 million Muslims, all ready to bomb and kill the infidels.
Curry Niggers
Despite India being a Hindu country, it has a population of about 200 million Muslims. They are mostly confined to some no-go shitholes and they stink of camel piss and curry.
Arab Spring
Moar info: Arab Spring
Recently, Arabs revolted against their bosses all around the shitholes they live it. The CIA is currently using it as an excuse to swoop in and get that sweet black stuff. They succeded in kicking the main men in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The liberal media wants you to think that the ragheads revolted against tyrannic oppresion and corruption, and want to have democracies in their lands. Yes, even among arabs there are those few who understand concepts of western political thought and genuinly fight for change. Those are the types western media like to inteview.
The great majority Arabs wouldn't give a wooden nickel for their liberty. They fight because the price of bread has recently increased to at least 100 (or something around that – I live in a rich country so I don't actually notice how much I pay for the bread since it's a very miniscule fraction of my income). This means it is no longer possible to feed ten sandnigglets on one paycheck, even if four of them are old enough to steal. Most of the ragheads fight because they want cheaper bread and moar Allah.
In the end, you cannot liberate yourself from your own stupidity.
Egypt
Islam! (see pic)
Revolution! Again! Some will fall, some will live, Dramatica will report on the lulz. Stay tuned!
Lybia
The fuckers did not get it right. Gadhaffi failed to forge alliances with other crackpot regimes and voluntarily castrated his chemical weapons. This rendered him so impotent that the fucking French and Italians decided it was safe enough to intervene. The regime ended up being replaced by another gang of raging analphabetic murderers. The picture to the right is of Gadhaffi on his day in the Arab court.
Syria
The fuckers got it right. The society was split along the ethno-tribal cracks, so when the regime kills somebody in Homs or in Dara'a, the rest of the country doesn't give a shit. Also ISIS is pwning every faction in Syria.
Saudi Arabia
The fuckers got it right. Condemning repression of demonstrations abroad, while themselves whacking off anybody who might start demonstrating before they manage to organize.
PALESTINE
The fuckers got it right. Blaming the Jews never fails.
Tunisia
The Arab Spring started there.
Iraq
ISIS is currently pwning everyone, taking territory to pillage, rape, and create an Islamic Empire. Where do I sign up, goddamit?
Not Arabs
Iranians, Kurds, and even the Jews are sometimes mistaken for Arabs because they look similar and nest close to the Arab homelands. Mistake any of these people for Arabs and lulz will ensue: they will act insulted, just as if you called them something else really bad. Consider this example: if you say to an Iranian that he looks a bit like an Italian, he will be, like, meh no I'm Iranian but I've been to Florence and it's very pretty. But if you insinuate that he looks like an Arab, he'll have to mentally sit on his hands so as not to slap you.
The liberal Jew might try to puncture the lulz by trying to be magnanimous about it. He could tell you something along the lines that Jews and Arabs are brothers in blood, and maybe even top it off by with something about how they shouldn't be fighting. All this talk is just a put-on attempt to appear politically correct. Do not let him full you – that Jew is lying to you and quite possibly also to himself. He will in fact be feeling deeply sick in his stomach while saying that.
Correction: Iranian girls are actually pretty hot. The only way you could mistake an Iranian girl for an Arab is if she wears a burqua. Coincidentally, wearing burquas is made mandatory in Iran by their Arab-instated Islamist government. And yes, Iran used to be a great nation before it was overrun by the Arabs.
Trivia
- 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:
- Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free sausage.
- The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.
- Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest – nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall. Although wealthy patrons can still hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.
- There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes – This is not it.
- In strict scientific discussions, Arabs should not to be confused with Iranians. "Iranian" is the name scientists have given to a recently discovered sub-race of Sandniggers, who are distinguished for being even uglier and hairier than the Arab.
- Arabs hate each other even more than they are hated by the West.
- In most cases the Islam that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be World of Warcraft users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.
- Arabs have small peckers, hence Dubai.
- Why is the camel hump so big? Because it is full of Arab cum. Stupid camelfucker towelhead sandniggers.
- Arabs did Robert Kennedy.
- And Emma Jones... wicariously.
Conclusion
Arabs would very much love to run the World just like the Jews but don't have the brains for it. However, as the saying goes, one should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Eurabia could become real one day unless we employ some population control.
Gallery
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Creative and resourceful, Arabs can make the most of any situation.
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Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.
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The good ol' Bait and Switch.
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Arafat's Reaction to the pool being closed in Israel, due to Fail
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Arab calligraphy. (Guess what this means, Ay-rabs!)
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Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.
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I'm white, I'm Arab, I'm white, I'm Arab, I'm white, I'm Arab. I can't make up my mind, check out my profile on MySpace
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Arabs laugh at you silly Westerners
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An Arab family spending quality time together
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Arab women are very shy
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Arab women like to wear headscarfs all the time
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Arab Teen sucks the Cock of a Frenchmen
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A Niquab Sex Party
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See also
Arab lands
Other stuff
External Links
A typical day in the life of an Arab- The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal
- The Jawa Report- Unbiased reporting about the Sand People.
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