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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Diogo Mendes is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!
Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes
Born December 11, 2005
Nationality Portugal  
Residence Castelo Branco, Portugal
Ethnicity White Devils
Gender Men
Sexuality "Bisexual" pedophile
Years Active 2013-Present
Aliases Doggis, Diogo Mendes, DiogoFan2020, Diogo the Object Thingy, MillyTube, DiogoStrikesBack, SteamyAccounting14 Mrs (Rare/Furfag) Wubbox (Official) #th Return, Senpai Official Return, pedophile 5 (we're not kidding you), Celina Mendes - Canal Official, and most recently, LiamThePervAndTomato
Occupation Roleplaying on BonziWORLD, chatting on Discord, making spergy RAEG vids, drawing Gachas with massive tits on MS-Paint, showing his micropenis to kiddies

Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes (a.k.a. Doggis; soon to become Diana Mendes) is a 18-year-old pervert and aspergic ex-logofag with a belly inflation fetish from Castelo Branco, Portugal, who was a highly respected figure in "Logo Editing" circles, but has inevitably sunk in respect and likability due to the shocking realization that he shows his micropenis OTI and stalks teenage girls. Diogo is fairly notable for dragging underage b&s into doing repulsive belly roleplays with him, as well as uploading fetish art of people's belly buttons or inflated boobs on DeviantART. No one knows what the fuck he is doing at the moment since his accounts never last longer than 2 weeks before getting hacked by retards who perceive him as worse than Hitler. Recently Diogo came back on some accounts to make Gacha porn before getting haxfucked again.

As to be expected for a typical logo child with unrestricted internet access, Doggis is a fragile virgin with rage who can't handle criticism very well. Trolling him mostly results in him yelling every curse word and slur at you, trying to "dox" you with the little info he has, simply replying with "NOT DOGGIS", or pussyblocking you. He will sometimes even "snap" into doing a sex roleplay. Diogo also contradicts himself a lot; one minute he'll denounce something as racist, but one minute he'll spam "Nigger" to his "haters". Diogo also has a severe lack of shame (pretty much like the 100.07% of all autists) and the "apologies" he made were enforced by his haters.

Basically, Diogo is more or less a basic, though massive fucktard and an example of the type of people to expect in "The Logo Editing Community™" and exactly why it needs to be contained and/or eliminated.

Diogo the AMAZING Content Creator

Diogo's professional ragestation

Most of Diogo's videos used to be logo effect videos which Diogo mindlessly spammed at the request of 8-year-olds. There are some lulzy videos he made; mainly webcam videos of him chimping out over dislikes or being called "Doggis", repeatedly punching his bed or desk, and sometimes hitting his webcam in fury. Due to his poor English skills, the shit he says is barely understandable; which shows with things like "STOP CALLING ME A DOGGIS!", "veedeos", and the random placement of "(MOTHER)FUCKING" in his video titles. Ironically, his camwhore rage videos are better than any logo stuff he made.

Recently, Diotard decided to quit Logofaggotry for good as he made a "rant" on Logo Editing. The funny thing is that one of Diogo's reasons as to why he dislikes Logo edits is because they're old; yet does the rant by using a re-run of a dying and irrelevant chat site that's long past its peak with only cokehead 3-year-olds using it.


The one and only: "STOP CALLING ME A DOGGIS"

Stop disliking his "veedeos"

Doggis doing a dare, yelling that he's racist, a pedophile, would want to "fuck a 4-year-old" out of some fucking windows.

He really tard-rages in this one.

Average "source video"



File:Diogo Logo Editing rant.mp4
The "Rant" in question.

History

The Beginnings

On December 11, 2005, Celina Mendes took a big fat shit, or at least that's what we at ED wish happened. Unfortunately, it wasn't a turd Celina shat out, but Diogo. He was soon diagnosed with BAWWWtism at an early age and thrown into a special needs school called "Association ERID" around 2015. Since Diogo failed to socialize with anyone who didn't get dropped on the head as babies, he would often chimp out every time things didn't go his way, which explains the way he takes in criticism and why he thinks his parents are "strict and abusive".

History with JewTube

On January 27th, 2013, Diogo started the lollercoaster by creating his first and most popular channel, "Diogo Mendes"; soon to be renamed to "Diogo The Object Thingy", "Diogo The Object Thingy/Diogo Mendes HD", and a quadrillion other weird wackass names that he changed on the daily basis. A few years passed and Diogo found himself in fame after doing absolutely nothing other than spamming Logo videos for years on end, having reached almost 400,000 subscribers which gave him gawd status in the logo sperglet circlejerks. His channel at the time was filled with logo videos, BonziWORLD gameplay videos, Vyond-type rants, and other shit nobody cares about. His first channel thrived and then started slowly dying until 2019. Then someone came to the rescue.

The "Niggatopia" Hack and the Many Comebacks

   
 
Thousands of 10-view effortful Klasky Logo videos are gone! WHAT A TRAGEDY!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—Literally no-one

On May 6th, 2019, a person/group under the name of "Niggatopia" (aka "Blacktopia") compromised Diogo's computer with Remote Access Trojans, and hacked into Diogo's mess of an account, and eventually got it terminated. Diogo's 400 thousand dead subscribers vanished overnight, and nothing of value was lost. That naturally resulted in Diogo and his goon lovers immediately making a billion chimpout videos on "Niggatopia"; including Vyond rants, BonziWORLD bullshit, groundings, "MY REACTION" videos with stolen clips, and at least 100 other kinds of "videos".


Some parody of a Niggatopia rant Diogo made. As you can tell by the plain green background, Diogo was a professional content creator.

Niggatopia never recovered from this one.

Diogo BAWWWWed for a while and later came back under the name "DiogoFan2019". Then it got baleeted and he came back AGAIN as "DiogoFan2020 Returns // Diogo Powerpuff BLTP". By then he started uploading strange "source videos" of him doing random shit like twisting his dad's ear, opening his fridge, and asking his audience what they think of something. These were bundled with selfie "angry message" videos that Diogo spammed non-stop, in which he orders the subject to do something. It was also discovered that Doggis' channel had plenty of belly button fetish videos of him showing his 20 km of lard and shaking it.

RAGE Videos and Memes

In 2020, Diogo received plenty of dislikes on his videos from logofags and Sparta remixers. This caused severe butthurt in him, so he did what any raging autist is capable of doing: turn on his webcam and yell at his mostly underage audience to "STOP DISLIKING HIS VIDEOS!!!!!!". To the surprise of no one, it didn't work and that video was disliked to oblivion. That in turn caused him to make even more rage videos. This went on until May 5th, 2020, when a community familiar with Diogo ended up discovering his rage videos and memed them to death. After either seeing the videos or looking at the gigantic amount of dislikes he received, Diogo went on to cry about the "Diogo hatebase" and soon baleeted his third channel on May 9th, only 4 days after the memes boomed into existence. Diogo failed to make a new rage video until later that year. Diogo did threaten LE SOOICIDE at one point, driving the aforementioned community into a severe case of Troll's Remorse, and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING about him. The memes were reuploaded after Diogo became too much of a punching bag and there were no longer any benefits from dicksucking him.


The video that kickstarted the meming

Diogo later dies in the end.

It would be fucking funny if this happened irl.

...on days like these, kids like you... should STAHP DISLIKING MUH FUCKIN VEEDEOS!!!1

Don't do drugs kids.

Dares

He throws out this many papers every time he makes a dare video.

Throughout 2020 and 2021, Diogo started to do dares from people; mostly his enemies. Most of these consist of Diogo throwing print-outs of random things out of his window, watching videos that were requested of him, yelling out of his window, and other weird aspie shit. Nobody knows why he makes these, but he has made a trillion of videos dedicated to throwing paper out of his window. It is also never stated as to who sends him these requests, but judging from the fact that some of these are about flushing out Dancing with Smurfs and Angry Birds characters down the toilet, we can tell you it's definitely not someone who's neurotypical.


Learn Spain with Diogo, makes perfect sense since Doggis is a Hot Dog Restaurant Branch from Chile and Spain is right next to Portugal, the fucktard's home country.

The YouTube Break AKA Silent Diogo

Eventually, Diogo stopped giving a shit about YouTube and abandoned it altogether. Before doing so, his last type of content was "reaction videos", which were just him reacting to videos sent to him by his frenemies, which were similar to his dare videos. And that was the end extraordinarily long pause of Diogo's YuToobz career. He did occasionally come back, but only to make comments.

Plotagon Fuckery

Throughout 2022, Diogo made various JewToob channels that reeked of shit and was almost always hax b& in a week. On one of them (which surprisingly lasted longer than 30 seconds), Diogtard announced that he will be back making videos on a video-making software known as Plotagon, which is basically 3D Vyond with the same dull TTS voicing and no creativity required. Diogo's Plotagon videos are the best examples of Diogo's incompetence, schizophrenia, and god-awful (if not non-existent) writing skills.

His current Magnus opus in the Plotagon industry is a multi-part series called "How Diogo got Pregnant", an absolutely poorly-written heap of fetish shit that watches like your typical GoTard trying to think of something resembling a "story" that isn't just grounding scenes ad infinitum. Because Doggis's only social interaction ever was either on the putrid monkey chat site and/or his sped-school, it's full of strange dialogue; boring generic characters intended to be IRL people; and much more autism that couldn't be listed fully.

If there's anything major worth pulling from these videos is this new Semi-IRL Saga involving new individuals including Tomas Castelo, Cauã, Mason Armstrong, etc. We at ED hope to extract as much info from this brand-new fuckery as possible eventually. It should also be noted that Diolard has baleeted Part 2 after Tomas found his shitty video. Fortunately, we have the video archived (albeit with shitty audio quality) for your viewing pleasure and Tomas's pleasure to report Diogo and get him b& from his sped school.

Other than that it's mostly generic GoCuck rants/salutes on shit nobody cares about and shit like "Little Bill gets grounded".

Watch the spergy videos at your own risk. Side effects include: Brainrot, HIV/AIDS contamination, Monkeypox, cancer, death, and permanent autism.

History with BonziWORLD

Fact ALERT:
  • The chat site got infested with little BFDI children because Diogo started making videos about it.
  • The name "Doggis" was invented by someone on BonziWORLD.
  • "Doggis" is also the name of a Chilean Hot Dog Restaurant.

Since 2017, Diogo has been fairly active on a chat site known as "BonziWORLD". BonziWORLD is a website where you talk as recolors of BonziBUDDY and spam the same five boring 2015 copypastas that were already unfunny by then. He had a massive following on the site and he would sometimes send people to a private room called "Diogo's Room", leaving the public chat empty. He is the very reason why the site is popular with spergy 9-year-old Mexico that display GoFag behavior.

You'd often see him roleplaying with retards or his sockpuppets, making lengthy butthurt rants on people he doesn't like, shouting "MUTED!!!!" at people he doesn't like, etc. It was during mid-2020 when instances of Diogo e-dating on the site were recorded, but as Diogo has a long history with the site, it is believed that he has been doing that since 2019. On the site, Diogo has told numerous stories of doing creepy things with people in his special needs school, including one time when he was in a bathroom with a 6-year-old boy. It was also then when he started a relationship with a then I'm 12 years old and what is this? Hungarian child known as "Geri". This relationship was also present on Discord and on many occasions, he would call Geri his "girlfriend" as Geri and Diogo both roleplayed as gender-bent My Singing Monsters characters, and Diogo genuinely thought he was married to him. Geri was then later pressured into breaking up with Diogo.

Diogo is still on BonziWORLD 24/7, even after bonziworld.com went down. He's now active on various revivals of the site. It's very easy to spot him there (even if he's sockpuppeting), just look for users that whine in ALL CAPS about "quitting BonziWORLD", "false accusations", or "having Diogo's dox".

Fake "Unseenbones" Fuckery

   
 

 

 
 

Unseenbones ALT

   
 
I won't shut down by commands, but IT IS SOMETHING UNKNOWN. DO NOT CALL ME FAKE.
 

 
 

—"I'm so unknown"

In April 2022, Diogo decided to resurface once more to unleash his unimaginable amount of autism in the form of... you guessed it: formulaic copypasta-tier hacking threats. He also chose to do so under the name of "Unseenbones", a Roblox hacker that the game's overwhelmingly underage userbase shat its pants over. Diogo — now under his "Unseenbones" cloak — made claims that he will hack not only Roblox (as the original Unseenbones did), but also BonziWORLD; and that he will "come to Portugal and kill Diogo". We're assuming Doggis did that so he could get free cocksucking from everyone (because he thinks people would care so much as to jiggle his balls), which might've been the whole motive behind the Unseenbones shit. Diogo even went one step further and doxxed his OWN friend as to prove he is not Diogo, very clever. He even used the real Unseenbones' hack dates (e.g April 30th) as the supposed date when BonziWORLD will be "hacked".

Below is how your average Diogo "le real Unseenbones" copypasta goes:

  1. Pointless statement that "THIS IS UNSEENBONES SPEAKING." Diogo's under the impression that nobody knows that, so it MUST be brought up.
  2. A mention of a made-up date or one directly taken from the real Unseenbones.
  3. The more original part of the 'pasta goes here. Most of the time it's an excuse as to why BW wasn't hacked because Diogo is too much of a fat lazy retard to do a simple BW JavaScript flood and call it a "Denial of Service attack".
  4. Something about DDoSing BW.
  5. Something about "coming to Diogo's house and killing him".
  6. A phrase that's something along the lines of "oooo ur not safe, w3 wu2 l3g10n n sh333it" to end the pasta.

As anyone can tell, the mindless spam of these threats didn't work. No BonziWORLD servers went down on any of his gay made-up dates and him saying "NOT DOGGIS" was the official end of his u1tr4 s00per 1337 h4x3r career. It was later revealed by an owner of a BonziWORLD server that the "Unseenbones" of BonziWORLD had the same IP as Diogo and even used the same VPN. Diogo's plan on scaring his haters shitless failed, and he has once again vanished.

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Downfall

Google Hangouts Roleplays and DeviantSHART

For most of his early history, Diogo was only ever known as "that logo faggot from bonziworld". However, that changed in May/June 2020 when Diogo was getting milked on a The Google Hangouts group chat. After an hour or two of intense milking and Doggis-calling, Diogo snapped and started doing weird sex roleplays with the only few female members of the group; including Dafni Cortes, who would end up becoming one of Diogo's main victims, with him constantly asking her to show her boobs and often fantasizing about fucking her, thinking that she's his "girlfriend" despite her already having one. This wasn't the first time Diocuck interacted with wimminz like that, but it was major enough to spread like wildfire as lulz started booming everywhere. Another member of the group chat stumbled upon Diogo's DeviantART page that contained shitty MS Paint recolors of actual people with exposed belly buttons. Diogtard did threaten to Delete fucking everything (which totally worked and everyone got absolutely scared) and eventually did so, failing to realize people have already saved and screenshotted most of his gross "artwork".

Diogo's Autism About missing Pics
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Discord: MUHDIK on Video

An artistic rendition of the events.
The only acceptable reaction after seeing Diogo's penis. Maybe apart from "lol internet"

Throughout June, Diogo — like the always-failing constantly-perverted autist he is — has gradually moved the drama to Discord and continued to have sexual sperg-outs. He was added to multiple group chats and Diogo got more aggressive and sexual, starting to moan about pedo shit like how he wanted to "fuck a 4-year-old". Diogo also resorted to the typical edgelord approach of spamming "Nigger" every 2 seconds, thinking it would scare his H8URZ away. Shit started getting really intense in late June as Diogo was basically e-fucking everyone he saw joining, and on July 1st, 2020, a Discord server dedicated to the boiling sperg himself was made. Unfortunately, the server's owner made a horrible mistake by letting Diogo into that server, and one day when Diogo was on a VC in the said server, he managed to show his penis on video in front of mostly teens and preteens. This traumatized anyone who got to witness it. Diogo didn't do it once, but multiple times and it is believed that he has been doing that since 2019. He even raided the said Diogo server with dick pics and then Diogo got assraped out of the server. The Diogo server has since been made private and turned into someone's hugbox. Many re-incarnations of Diogo servers were made under the title of "Doggis Jailhouses".

Diogo's Autism 2 About missing Pics
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Diogo: the Liar

Now that you're this far into this article, it should be obvious that not only is Doggistard a liar, but a bad one as well. On August 2nd, 2020 in Adster circles (which includes Dafni and the like); Diogo took it upon himself to "leak" that some Polak called Olaf Kowalski was actually friends with Diogo, and has even blamed all of his massive (pedo-)faggotry on him saying that it was "Olaf who did it". After that, the adsters went batshit insane and gassed Olaf in every Adster group; Olaf went "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and vanished for a while before resurfacing under a bunch of different names. After that, Diogo was forgiven and received a daily package of free dicksucking from Adsters for over two weeks. And that's all there was to it. UNTIL on August 22, 2020, Diogshart was on the Adsters' Discord server, and upon being asked about something (presumably a sexual roleplay), Diogo slipped and responded with the following text:

...that in Diogospeak roughly translates to "IT WUZ ME ALL ALONG LOOOL!!11". The Adsters chimped out again. Diogo tried to stop it with excuses like "I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME IT WAS OLAF TRUST ME", as that would mean the end of free worship. In the end, it was unsuccessful and the Adsturds permabanned Diogo from their server.

   
 
I FUCKING KNEW IT
 

 
 

—Dafni, who despite "KNOWING IT" has tickled Doggis' balls for 2 weeks straight

Exposure Videos

Since Diogoon was simply a walking, breathing, squealing joke, numerous videos have been made about him.

On August 25, 2020, Dafni made a callout video about Diogo. Some new "shocking" evidence became public including manipulating Olaf, threatening to an hero, doxxing, threatening to get a high score at his special ed school, and so on. It was then when almost all logofags familiar with him turned against Diogo, most likely after watching the callout video. In 2021, the Doggis memes exploded in popularity again. On January 23rd, 2021, a JewTuber by the name of "IanThePerson" put the final nail in Diogo's coffin by releasing the "Doggismentary", which was over an hour long but got privatized.

Below are videos on Diogo by Dafni and some other videos.


(Not to be confused with the Doggismentary)

Diogo's inner Circle jerk

STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?
CLEARLY it's safe to have any ties with a person that looks like this.
Dahmari Cloyd (Sometimes called "Cloggis") - Some raging fucktard who licks Diogo's balls on every Diogo video's comment section. Absolute nobody but we're throwing this in because it radiates lulz.

So we've learned about Diogo, a desperate Aspergic Portugal fatass who fails at life, but there are a bunch more people that Diogtard has been involved with and LOVES to go on and on about. Many of them are either equally retarded as him, or a little bit less so. Here you'll see some of the people involved in his antics.

Family

  • Celina Mendes - Diogo's very own mother. Not much is known about her (as she was only seen in an eating video Diogo made) except that Diogo used her powerword for a LARPy alt he used for "MSAgent" videos since 2015. Diogo still uses his poor and sad mother's name for alternative accounts. If only she got some taste of that precious sweet birth control.
  • Rui Mendes - Diogo's Soccer Dad who looks like a tanned coomer wojak. Used to ball-fan Diogo and has sent death threats to people, telling them to stop "talkink(sic)" to Diogo even though it was always Dionigger asking Dafni for boobies. Rui seems to be very defensive of Diogo, covering up his sexual atrocities either with excuses like "he has problems" (as if there were any people who doubted that), or getting into his account to leave a specific group chat. No one knows what Rui is up to nowadays as he's not balltickling Diogigger.

Key People

  • Dafni Cortes - A 23-year-old bisexual female spic with assburgers who archives Spain Lawyer and Justice System commercials and PSA's. She ended up being Diogo's main victim since, after all, Diogo was a sex-thirsty bisexual freak of society who was desperate for taking part in a sexual roleplay despite the fact that Dafni was older than this fucktard.
  • Geri (AKA Whitty, MinusWhitty, Bowgart, Pom Pom, and a billion other names) - A Hungarian teenager, the main star of Diogo's retardations, and a former "girlfriend" of his (despite him being male). Back in 2020, he was only known for making horrible BonziWORLD mockups and rage videos about getting banned from BW clones until his marriage with Dioga the Hutt. Eventually Geritard was forced to break up and changed his name to "Whitty"; currently has a concrete-hard hate boner for Diogo, and blames him for all his woes. It's probable that Geri has returned to having BW orgies with Diogo under his new name "Hungaryball" as Doggis made MS Paint porn out of him.
  • [bluefrog] (AKA FaceDUDE or "Nigga Cuntasaurus Rex Ginger Secks[1]" as Diogo calls him) - A Bri'ish adster and a logo kid obsessed with Wilkins Coffee and puppets who sends Diogo a billion dares, with Diogo doing all them. Made a semi-lulzy three-episode series along with a 6-minute documentary. He has also hacked Diogo's G-Mail and baleeted every account associated with it and even got him grounded for school shooting threats, causing massive lulz. Either way, FaceDUDE might as well be the only person who's able to properly troll Diogo. Sadly he privatized ALL of his Diogo-related videos.
  • Joan M - Former "friend" (read: lover) of Diogo and an ex-popular logofag-turned-gachafag who had close relations with Doggis until Doggis got exposed for e-diddling. He was on BonziWORLD, Scratch and JewTube where he spammed logo shit. Just like Diogo, Joan could be triggered really easily, especially if you impersonated him on BW. No one knows where Joan is nowadays and has probably either quit the internet or did the other things.
  • Richard Ray - 16-year-old objectfag from Europe and one of Diogo's many ex-boyfriends who makes M-preg artwork of himself and is as hilariously retarded as Diogo. Doggis likes to say that it's "Richard's fault he can't handle dislikes and make rage videos", but that's obviously bullshit. Diogo has recently started a big flare-up with Dick so make sure to occasionally check his DA for Diogo updates. Richard is also the only person on this list even slightly aware of ED's existence, as he wrote a mangled grammar TL;DR paragraph about him being added to this very list, calling ED a "secret wiki" or something.

Groups

  • Logo Kids - They used to be Diogo's fuckbuddies until he got exposed for his sexual actions, his shitty MSPaint drawings, et cetera.
  • TMAFE (Standing for "The Microsoft Agent Frontier Empire") - A small "E-Nation" community of ~600 members that are supposedly about "Microsoft Agent" software, though most of the people there are raging Conservatards who praise The Donald and bicker about politics despite the ¾ of the server not even being old enough to vote. They were the ones to discover Mr. "NOT DOGGIS"'s butthurt videos and memed them. They got a severe case of troll's remorse after Diogoon deleted his channel, resulting in them unbanning him from the server as well as deleting the memes and free cocksucking. Around September 2020, the truth about Diogo was too far-spread to be ignored, and Diogo was perma-b& for eternity. The memes were re-uploaded.
  • Adsters - A group of people from a server about adverts and PSAs (Most of them are from the United Kingdom). It was them who exposed most of the Diogo controversy to a larger audience. It appears they had a history with Diogo since 2019. In fact, one of the first things he did on their server was asking for boob pix.
  • Sparta Remix Community - Diogo claims that some Sparta Remixers dislike bombed his videos, this includes ZGURemixer from Chile, Matishifu from Jew York City, etc.
  • Halagetworld - A cultist group, hugbox and a Diogo-centered congregation filled to the brim with underage Roblox-playing A-Logs lead by an Estonian goblin going by the name kern3l/HalagetYT. Kern3l himself is a schizophrenic retard with non-existent English skills who tries (and fails to) insult people with strings of random nonsense and PACKGOD copypastas, and in general is irrelevant as fuck. With the group being fully A-Logs, it is more than easy to spot many parallels between them and Doggis (broken English, short-tempered, autistic, rape-thirsty, etc). They are responsible for 99.9999999% of current-day Diogo hacks, failing to extract any significant lulz in the process (mostly because they're retarded). They hopped on the Diogo train very late and only did so in order to fit in with the classic Diogo trolls (Kewl Kidz™), who have already started to depart from the trainwreck (they rejected Halagetniggers anyway).

Other Cucks

  • ItsAMeTylerLondon - A 16-year old retarded tryhard niglet from Jew York City who tries to impress people OTI by constantly "hacking" Diogo's accounts by asking him for the password and mass-produces alts to annoy people with. His channel is filled with videos about a specific holiday happening in a few days like "OMG NIGGUH VALENTINES DAY BE IS IN LIKE 2 DAYS N SHEEEIT". Looking at his "Discord Chatting!" videos, you can unsurprisingly find a lot of underage sperg kids on his friend list and a million group chats dedicated to Diogo. Despite Tyler claiming to be a "soopah doopah evil chikinzz hackuh", he literally cried when he was told he'll get hacked.
  • Jankie - 19-year-old The Netherlands faglord who reposts cringe BonziBUDDY memes and can't cope with the fact that people see him on the same mental level as Dioglard himself. Similar to Geri, he also blames Diogo for everything. Doggis claims he loves Gacha porn and that he made a video of him pissing himself. It might be weird to believe Diogo, but he's known to leak secrets. Therefore it is very likely to be true, knowing the fact almost every die-hard Diogo hater is as autistic as Doggis himself.
  • ardatherandomguy (Powerword: Arda Kiraç; AKA Ardakirac or just Arda) - A 13-year old roach who whines about Diogo and constantly seethes at him in order to make himself look good in comparison. He is similar to Tryhard London in that he probably wouldn't mind knowing Doggis or even liking him if not for the Doggis-hate bandwagon. Also tries too hard to be cool with "muh lmao rofl epikk internet wordz lmao lol xd" and stolen memes. He is unable to keep up with an argument and will eventually break into spamming "cry about it" gifs or release his inner 9-year-old behavior and drop lovable phrases such as "SEXY NİGGER" and "MMMM TURK COCK"
  • Greg Heffley (Nicknamed "Greggis"; Not to be confused with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character) - A 16-year old Romanian hyper logo-object faggot (also a mediocre YTPMV maker) who vomits 10672988783227768 requests under Diogo's videos. Greg still befriends him despite all the sexually-driven atrocities in the past. Diogo has a special "channel rule" stating that "only Greg Heffley can do requests".
  • Keegan Salisbury - A severely autistic 19-year-old near-manchild from Crystal Lake, Illinois with Special Snowflake Syndrome who made a YTPMV out of Doggis which he "disowned" after the "doggis" forced meme supposedly caused some drama to happen.
  • IanThePerson (Powerword: Ian Nelson) - Some 17-year old nobody from the dubbing community from Minnesota and a friend of most adsters who has once made a documentary about Diogo, it's now privatized sadly.

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Hi! You may know me from RosyClozy's series, The Music Freaks. I am the official and real Liam! I like sexy boys, their bodies are so sexy!!!! Even their butts and testicles! >>>W<<<

I have a crush named Henry. He likes veggies, including lettuce. He's not used to kinks that much but likes anime girls and boys, he mostly likes butt only.
 


 

—Diogo the Sick Aspie Fuck shows off his fantasies.

 
 
POSTING THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M DIOGO.
 

 

—Not even trying anymore.

Besides the more proper temporary comeback to JewTube and Discord in Mid 2022, Diogo has also rejoined DeviantART about 2 months earlier under the name of ThatHornyLewdBoyLiam (archive); where he has spammed an endless amount of poorly-made MS-Paint Boob inflation art, Gacha porn, and other unimaginable godawful pieces of pure unfiltered AIDS and god-level autism. As you can see, Doggis started off LARPing as a Gacha OC named "Liam" from "The Music Freaks", a shitty YouTube Gacha series by some English Scum named RosyClozy that a lot of Gachaspergs wank their 1-inch micro-weiners to (and Diogo, being a Gachafucklet himself, is no exception). We more or less believe that Diogo started to hate the fact of reality that he's a fat; perverted; and severely ill Porkie faggot, and that he wants to escape to the world of non-obese oversexualized shirtless homosexual boob-inflated Gachas as a form of internet anti-depressant.

It also appears that Diogo fell in love with his "Scary Dark-web Diogo killer" LARP cliché, because it was also present on the Liam account. In fact, he is so schizophrenic and disattached from the real self that he now denies being Dioglard and spergblocks people that accuse him of being the good old Logofaggot lardass himself.

Of course, Diogo's tardisms can't go on forever, or can they? We got the answer in the form of total account haxræp by "DWC", one of the many super ultra-scary hacker groups against Diogo. We at ED assume the hacking was done in more or less the same way as all the other hacks: asking Diogo for the password and changing it (WOAWZ!!!!1). Diogo tried coming back as TheReturnOfLewdLiam, but got "hacked" by some autistic Lithuanian skiddie GoFag with shitskin grammar. Then Diogo tried coming back again, again, and again and almost always got his shit hacked and de-activated.

The "Return of Lewd Liam" account took on its own life after the aforementioned Lithuanian skid started using it to Role-playing as a fan of his worst enemy, David Egan. Despite the alt having the same artstyle and piss-poor grammar as the skid, David swears on his life that the alt HAS to be a different person. All the Diogo elements of the account have been removed since.

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STOP CALLING ME A TRANNIS!!!!

Sometime in April of 2024, Diogo started to go by the name of "Diana" on all of his accounts. What makes this trooning claim different from all the others he had made in the past, is the fact that he is quite literally a legal adult now. Diogo has also stated that the reason he is trooning out is because of someone "forcing" him to do so. However, only time will tell whether he will actually stay trans or immediately detroon the moment some random fag off of BonziWORLD compiles yet another bullshit death threat.

Facts

  • "Doggis" is officially pronounced "Doggies", not "Dog-is", "Doghis" or any other variation of that.
  • As of late 2022, Diogo developed a hate-boner for Logo Edits and Sparta Remixes despite them both being the only thing to have made his original channel reach more than 30 subscribers.
  • Diogo's retarded and hypocritical argument against these is that they're "old", and yet continue to use the rotting remains of a CGI gorilla chatting site; where he has no problem ERPing with preteens.
  • He says he wants to kill them for that reason.
  • Diogo goes to a special needs school called "Association ERID".
  • Diogo had parental controls on his computer on numerous occasions. That didn't work so instead of grounding him, his over-protective parents let him continue to do sexual roleplays with kids.
  • Despite what the fact above says about Diogo not getting grounded, he actually DID get grounded once in 2020, which was when his school got informed about his high score threats.
  • Diogo claims to "swallow cum".
  • Diogo almost became a tranny after he started going by the name "Dioga" for a while until he stopped giving a fuck.
  • His slogan is "Everyday's Diogo", which sounds like something you wouldn't want to experience.
  • Diogo often says weird shit like "ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME ON (random date)??????" or "WHAT HAPPENS IF I (random action)?????"
  • Diogo posted his nudes at one point somewhere around 2021.
  • Diogo has once scared the shit out of Dafni with an Anti-Drug PSA from Singapore.
  • Diogo claims people have been disliking his videos since 2018, and rightly so.
  • Diogo posted two videos of his penis on a Discord channel in 2019. Why people still trusted and liked Diogo back then is a wild guess.
  • In 2020, Diogo's PC was compromised with remote access trojans by a few people. It should be noted that he unsurprisingly had a LOT of porn and borderline CP.
  • It was recently discovered that he also has/had an entire MediaFire archive of poorly-made MS-Paint porn of the many retards he interacted with. No one knows if it still exists.
  • Diogo will always be a fat virgin, even if he's not fat anymore.
  • Diogo's father would often log into his account and send death threats to his haters:
   
 
Olaf and friends: either stop abusing my son or I'll end your race soon ... PS: go to google translator assholes !!! Yap, i´m yours new nightmare !! Watch your back, day and nigh !!
 

 
 

—His English skills are even worse than his son's

Trolling Diogo

The easiest way to spot Doggis on BonziWORLD is if there's a blue gorilla labelled "Diogo" and occasionally (though often) talks "LIKE THIS!"

Getting a reaction from Diogo isn't hard to do. Here's what you can do:

  • Call him "Doggis" or one of its variations.
  • Impersonate him on BW while he's on their call and say shit like "I'm Doggis", "I'm a fat retard", etc.
  • Send him this article.
  • Dislike his videos. JewTube hid dislikes but he'll still see them through YT Studio. PROTIP: If it's a "Free Dislike" video you're dealing with, then you should like it instead.
  • Dislike bomb his videos (Same rule as before).
  • Sing or send him the Doggis Commercial song:
The Original Song (in Spain) The Commercial Itself English Translation
Ven... ven a DooooggiS
DoggiS tiene el mejor hot dog
Para los amigos, la polola y la prima
DoggiS tiene el mejor hot dog
Para los familia, el vecino y la hermana
DoggiS tiene el mejor hot dog
Ven... ven a DooooggiS
Muchos sabores a tu eleccion
DoggiS tiene el mejor hot dog
Para todos, El mejor hot dog

File:DoggisCommercial.mp4|

Go... go to DooooggiS
DoggiS has the best hot dog
For the friends, the wife and the cousin
DoggiS has the best hot dog
For the family, the neighbor and the sister
DoggiS has the best hot dog
Go... go to DooooggiS
Many flavors for your choice
DoggiS has the best hot dog
For everyone, The best hot dog

(Funny thing to note that this is from 2005, the same birth year as Diogofag.)

  • Tell him that he will always be lonely and that no children or women would want to be near his greasy fat ass anyway.
  • Tell him that any of his hyperfixations suck ass.
  • Tell him his fetishes are disgusting.
  • Tell him that you're coming to kill him. That works better as a way to get him to leave but lulz can be extracted from that as well.
  • Point out that Dafni already had a boyfriend so his chances were non-existent.
  • Call his art shitty.
  • Tell him that the totally real "Unseenbones" was him.
  • Accuse him of being Diogo on one of his LARPs

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Videos

Diogo's Vids


Doggis ain't any better than HeyItsBowman, the two groomed people.

Diogo's lost episodes of bullshit.
File:What Diogo thinks of Jankie.mp4
Very informational, Diogo.
File:Dad Ears Meme 2 (MY VERSION).mp4
His dad screams in agony.

Other

No wonder why this movie never made it to cinemas
Note: This guy is a 23-year-old.
This one is from a lowlife 15-year-old gachatard Ecuadorean spic from Jew Nersey. P.S. Why is his brother doing here?
Not Diogo related, but this shares the same layout as Diogo. The dude is a 15-year-old by the way.
This 19-year-old boy acts the same as Diogo, but different.
If Diogo had a TV Channel
Do remind you that a jew made this
Send this to Diogo for maximum profit

Quotes

Lovable quotes by Diogoon; featuring the latest additions.

   
 
@everyone IF I PLANNED AN ASSOCIATION MURDER HOSTAGE, I'LL KILL EVERYONE IN THERE! BECAUSE THEY'RE STRICT! EVEN KIDS TOO!

I'LL BRING A KNIFE AND GUN THERE!
 


 
 

—Diogo fantasizing about attempting a high score at his sped-shed of a school

   
 
For my sweet friend, Greg! ^^

Use it as your PFP or i'm going to be upset. Pwease!
 


 
 

—Diogo being an absolute cringelord.

   
 
FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU FUCKER! I THOUGHT I WILL HAVE A FUN TIME PLAYING A GAME WITH YOU BUT I FUCKING COUDLN'T!!!! GUESS WHAT? I WANNA FORCE DAFNI TO PLAY THE GAME!!!
 

 
 

—Diogo "forcing" Dafni to play the "Blue Whale challenge" game.

   
 
ZGUREMIXER, TACOBELL AND MORE LOGO EDITORS AND BAD USERS, IF YOU WATCHING THIS!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND SCREW YOU FOR DISLIKING ALL MY VIDEOS SINCE 2018!!!!!!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I OWN NOTHING!!!!!
 


 
 

—Diogo

   
 
I WANNA FUCK THEARCHY! STAY AWAY!
 

 
 

   
 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I CAN'T MOTHERFUCKING BELIEVE I KEEP GETTING MORE DISLIKES ON MY FUCKING VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TO MOTHERFUCKING STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, THE 2 STOP DISLIKING MY VIDEOS FROM APRIL 13TH AND APRIL 25TH ARE MOTHERFUCKING DELETED BECAUSE I JUST FUCKING DELETED THEM!!!!!! FUCK MY HATERS!!!!!! I OWN NOTHING!!!!!
 

 
 

—"FUCK MY HATERS[1]"

   
 
LETS WAIT FOR THEARCHY TO COME AND HAVE A THREESOME!
 

 
 

   
 
OH MY FREAKING MOTHERFUCKING GOD OMEGA FUCKING STOP DISLIKING MY SUPER MEGA ULTRA GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOS FOR NO SUPER ULTRA REASON!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS STOP IT NOW I CANT!!!! STOP WITH DOGGIS CALLING NOW!!!! FUCK YOU ALL BAD USERS!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—Diogo using his amazingly large vocabulary consisting of a dozen words.

   
 
THAT DOES IT!!! I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU GUYS TRYING TO FUCKING FRAME ME FOR MY WILLY!!!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT YOU FUCKING PRICKS! THAT'S A FUCKING ORDER!
 


 
 

—What willy?

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