TehPerfectoArmy

This article needs a serious clean up

Somebody should do something about it.

Insert "funny" English accent here!

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TehPerfectoArmy
Founder	Aubrey (Perfecto)
Aubrey's Nationality	American
YouTube	https://www.youtube.com/user/perfectplaysMC5251
Email	[email protected]

	“	Hey guys welcome back to Minecraft so today we're doing a mod showcase... Ruf ruf ruf ruf~	„
	—TehPerfectoArmy

TehPerfectoArmy (Founded originally as "PerfectPlayMC". An obvious and uncreative reference to SkyDoesMinecraft) is a Youtube channel with over 200 subs that has racked up to the max of about 1.7k views total. The channel was made by a single person who's name, Aubrey, is repeatedly mentioned in a lot of his videos. Most of his old videos consist of Minecraft mod "reviews" (Mostly just him talking to himself and occasionally making a random noise.) and the very rare sight of something different. Typically childish and cringey roleplays with himself or his "friend", FlashDoesMinecraft/LordGarmadon. Soon enough, he decided to be edgy and make a Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time video. This marked the first major change in his channel, leading it even further downhill and into the trash heap.

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Picture of Mr. Ghast and Perfecto.

"Major" Changes Made

The videos became more and more inconsistently uploaded as time went on and the content began to show the lack of growth in a human brain. TehPerfectoArmy had seemed to be losing originality and continued humiliating himself on his channel. From "funny" voices to just dull, mundane, and use of eccentric jokes that absolutely nobody would get. He would then continue to change his profile picture and name to many different things, have more friends show up in his videos, and make tantamount content.

TehPerfectoArmy "team"

Perfecto doesn't necessarily have any team of sort due to the simplicity of the videos and their upload "schedule". The people that show up in the videos are typically the 8 year old known as Hecitdy or someone that he happened to be playing with at the time. The reoccurring theme and repeated joke is using an "English" accent, mocking British youtubers because apparently this is "funny" to them. The joke has been so overused and beaten into the ground that it just makes the videos obnoxious and nearly impossible to watch. The only competent out of any of friends is one named Juro. All of Aubrey's other friends such as Lawson, Dane, or Hecitdy are all screaming children who white knight Aubrey.

Fun fact: Lawson,([email protected]/[email protected]) one of Aubrey's white knights, speaks as if he is retarded and uses emojis in his emails. Thinking that's funny.

Another interesting fact: One of Aubrey's closest friends, Hecitdy, doesn't even bother to defend Aubrey while every single one of his other friends step in to say something. Hecitdy tells anybody who tries to talk to him to never email him again because he's scared of getting his privacy "invaded".

Relations to Bigger Youtubers

Youtubers such as Sparkalloon, Sam Lasky, and Hecitdy are all people that Perfecto has fed off of before just for views and subscribers. He has transposed a couple songs that were made by the brony fandom and transposed a song from Pokemon Diamond for Sparkalloon. Sam Lasky, a decent-sized channel, had commented on a couple of Perfecto's disgusting acapellas and even made a video on him. Hecitdy, a reappearing youtuber, is an 8 year old who barely knows the basic concepts of how to use a computer and believes all you have to do to make it work is scream into the mic, talk in a fake English accent, and act like the 8 year old he is.

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Another disgusting channel which Perfecto has contributed to.

The Creator

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The character Bec Noir from Homestuck that was Perfecto's favorite. He had confirmed himself that he had done some business while looking at pictures of bec in a post he had deleted on his now nonexistent FurAffinity.

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Another interesting fact is Perfecto admitted on the same FurAffinity account that when he was into the FNAF series he had once fapped to Toy Chica. Disgusting.

The creator, Aubrey, has hidden the fact he is a furry and tried covering it up even though it's so bluntly obvious that he is. Lying to his own friends and making up things as excuses is a perfect description for this trash bag of a human being. With the downfall of the channel Sparkalloon, Aubrey was very indecisive and tried to be "everyone's friend". This was a cover up so he would be able to get away with calling someone a shitbag. He still manages to lie and manipulate everyone around him so he doesn't have to choose what his personality is. Whether it be furry personality or his fake front that he puts up to make others believe he truly is a "funny" guy. When Aubrey was into FNAF he used to fap to art of Toy Chica whom he used as many of his profile pictures and avatars/player models in different games (Garry's Mod mainly).

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A picture recovered from his deleted FurAffinity. Truly disgusting.

Aubrey's White Knights

Aubrey's entire defense consists of people by the name of Dylan, Lawson, Hecitdy, Dane, and Lucien.

Dylan: A glasses wearing retard with anxiety issues. Fainted in class because the teacher made him feel bad.

Lawson: A brace-face who constantly posts unfunny pictures and says nigga in half of his sentences.

Hecitdy : A 9 year old who thinks he can "roast" people by saying a single insult and saying "You're dumb". Feels triumphant if

he gets a single point.

Dane: An undersized retard who hides the fact that he's gay even though he's admitted it before. Him being similar to Hecitdy, he feels triumphant after making a single point.

Lucien: Had someone else type for him when he actually tries to argue. He barely talks and has little to no defense. He only laughs when he or someone else is insulted by someone.

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A poster made for the white knights