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== Act I: Jim81Jim ==
== Act I: Jim81Jim ==
===Stage6===
Before YouTube there was Stage6. A divx run website, where weebs and other losers uploaded shitty videos.
{{quote|It was paradise lol.  One of the best sites I've ever been a user on.  God I miss that site.  Everything YouTube has done over the last 3 years, the good parts, is a pale copy of what Stage 6 did long ago.  They had no upload limits on time, 4 gig on size of a file, Full HD, profile pages with picture commenting, forums built right into the site, it was amazing.|[https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!msg/youtube/M9zDPN4qDVk/FMKPA7YG7JwJ Jim]}}
Here Jim spent his time putting out shitty animu videos.
====Videos====
[https://web.archive.org/web/20080122041440/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim Here] are some [https://web.archive.org/web/20080110102505/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/videos/ video titles] that Jimbo made
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080114012902/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2027871/Dragon-Ball-Z-Vegeta-Wins-AMV Dragon Ball Z Vegeta Wins AMV]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080114012831/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2014974/Richard-Simmons-Prank-Call-Anime-Style Richard Simmons Prank Call Anime]
*Ms. Cleo Prank Call
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080110102500/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2041581/Anime-Facts-11-15 Anime Facts 11-15]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080119070550/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2030724/Anime-Facts-1-5 Anime Facts 1-5]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080110234035/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2034490/Anime-Facts-6-10 Anime Facts 6-10]
*Mr. Rogers Prank Call 2
*Mr. Rogers Prank Call
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080205175940/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim/video/2072049/Joe-Pesci-Prank-Call-2 Joe Pesci Prank Call 2]
====Profile====
{{quote|Ok, so I have decided to put a little more effort into the "about me" section of my profile. First off my name is James and contrary to what my profile lists as my age ( I was goofing around when I signed up and put down a bogus birthdate ) I am 26 years old. That is where I get my handle from Jim <nowiki>=</nowiki> James 81 <nowiki>=</nowiki> year of birth Jim <nowiki>=</nowiki> what the hell one more time and you get Jim81Jim. This is the same handle I use on every site so more than likely if you see a user with it somewhere else it is me. I am currently enrolled in college and am completing or hoping to complete a Bachelors Degree in education. I took time after high school to go directly into the work force and that is why I am only now doing college. However I am glad I had real world experience when it comes to a job because I have the distinct feeling my peers at school have no idea what is in store for them. But such is life I suppose, after all the saying is live and learn so if you haven't yet lived it you couldn't have learned it. So that about sums it up.
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|[https://web.archive.org/web/20080122041440/http://www.stage6.com:80/user/Jim81Jim Jim]}}
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-Location Minnesota
-Interests Anime. Video Games. Reading. Chess. MTG Card Game. J-Pop. Sci-Fi. History ( huge dork when it comes to that ).
-Favorite movies This question is so Cliche
-Favorite music J-Pop. K-Pop. Thai-Pop. ( Are you sensing a theme yet? ) Hip-Hop. Rap. Heavy Metal. Rock. Pretty much anything really.
-Favorite TV Mad Men. Breaking Bad. Adult Swim Sunday night line up. Daily Show. Colbert Report. X-Play. Attack of the Show. And a lot of others I can barely remember.
-Favorite books What are these "books" you speak of. What website can I download this software from???? Seriously though.... Halo Novels. The Wheel of Time series. Philosophy books ( I.E. Golden Sayings of Epictetus. Plato. Meditations of Marcus Aurelius. The Art of War by Sun Tzu ) I know some wouldn't consider Sun Tzu to be philosophy but I do. American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips which I though was an excellent piece about the future of the country in relation to our economic ties to energy sources such as oil. A lot of other books as well. If your curious just ask.
-Favorite games Halo 1 and 3. The Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Morrowind. Final Fantasy 7, 12, and Tactics. XenoGears. Brigandine. Resident Evil 4. Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess. Super Mario Galaxy. Metroid Prime 3. Castlevania Symphony of the Night. Wizards and Warriors ( NES ). A lot more too. Just ask if you want to know.
-Occupation College Student
</pre>
====FTFC====
Jim [https://web.archive.org/web/20080203082546/http://www.stage6.com:80/FTFC made his own hugbox] where nobody could say mean words.
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The F.T.F.C. stands up for the little guy. Recently some activity on Stage6 has inspired me to create this channel as a gathering place for all those who have been targeted, as a gathering place for those who want to stop this harassment, and as a gathering place for all those who want Stage6 to remain a place where users are free to create great content. Flaggers is a term which you will hear used a lot on this channel and so I want to clarify its meaning. A flagger is not a person who rates a video from a user with a thumbs down. Everyone is entitled to their own voice and exercising their own rights to be heard. But there are those who would abuse this right and try and work the system to strike out at those who create content for us, the users. They seek to suppress others out of jealousy for their abilities. For all of us here who have worked so hard to create something there is nothing more painful than watching it destroyed by a cowards actions. As you explore this channel you will come to understand just how harmful those actions have been and can be. But there is hope. If we decide to stand together and with one voice say, "No more" we can effect a change. We can ensure that those cowards are exposed for what they are and help to protect what makes this site so great in the first place, the users. Stand tall your with the F.T.F.C. now.
******************** Special Announcement ******************
I would like to welcome to the FTFC channel two new admin's. First there is the lovely and talented MidoriDory who looks forward to helping out with the channel and was one of the first members here. Secondly we have Born_On_A_Mountain who has helped to bring the channel to the attention of the AMV community. Thanks to both you guys ( Oops. Guy and Girl ) for saying yes and for helping out.
</pre>
===Sanctuary6===
After Stage6 died, Jim started a shitty wiki board for all his friends on Stage6, by the name of Sanctuary6.
====[https://web.archive.org/web/20081216012718/http://ftfc.wetpaint.com:80/account/Jim81Jim Profile]====
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Home town: Forest lake
Birthday (month/day): October 9th
Current residence: Home
Occupation: College Student
My guilty pleasure(s): Really???? I am a guy. I think that is answer enough. LOL.
The best word to describe me is: Me
My hero(es): The guy who stood up to the tank in Tiananmen Square. That actually made me cry. Brave bastard.
Words or phrases I overuse: Endoplasmic Reticulum
My superpower is: I can see leprechaun's
What else you should know about me: Lots
In the movie version of my life, I would be played by: Only my amazing self could ever hope to bring to life the story that is me. Why it only makes sense that I would play myself. Hazaa, I am an arrogant douche. LOL.
My childhood ambition/career goal: The combination of astronaut and police man. A policenaut. Sadly I have come to find out that this position has yet to exist. Fingers crossed though.
If I were a breakfast cereal, I would be: Off the shelfs due to complaints about the amount of alcohol contained within. 50 proof puffs aren't for kids. Silly Rabbit.
If I could tame and ride any animal, it would be a: Liger. Cause that way I get two for the price of one. Checkmate, Logic.
If I could live anywhere, it would be: Japan
My dream job(s): Writer
My dream vacation(s): Paris
Last movie I saw: CloverField
Last book I read: Eternal Ice : Book 2 of the Ice Age Cycle
Last album I listened to: Sorry whats an album. LOL. Is that like the grandfather of an MP3 or something.
Last big splurge: Sega Saturn I bought at the mall today. Not a bad price for classic gaming cool.
Last vacation: St. Thomas, St. Martin, and other caribbean islands.
Website(s): Wow thats like asking a parent which kid they love the most.
Hobbies: Apparently filling out fucking forms. LOL
Food(s): Pizza
Gadget(s): Anything gaming related
Vacation spot(s): Anywhere warm
I like my eggs... Away from my plate. Yuck... : (
Game(s): All of them
Sport(s): Naked Female Wrestling... Thats a sport, right?
World leader(s): The ones I like are all dead. : (
TV show(s): Daily Show, Adult Swim lineup, Bunch of others.
Celebrities: God, I wish they were all dead. LOL. Next question.
Charities/Causes: The Jim81Jim charity. Please donate.
Movies: Red Violin. Great movie.
Musician(s): Anyone not named Yanni
Song(s): Anything J-Pop or K-Pop
Dessert(s): All of them. Chocolate cake.
Quote(s): None. You can quote me on that too if you like. : )
Cartoon character(s): ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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====Friends====
*AnimeQueenXD: An attention whore fat drama queen who was big [https://web.archive.org/web/20081216055444/http://ftfc.wetpaint.com:80/account/AnimeQueenXD into twilight.]
===YouTube===


In the beginning when Youtube was young and not a commercialized jewfest like it is now, Jim was just one of many commentators who would always get off at starting drama fights with other users. His favorite hobby was laughing at other autists as they make an ass out of themselves (which seeing as this was back in 2007 meant, pretty much everybody.)
In the beginning when Youtube was young and not a commercialized jewfest like it is now, Jim was just one of many commentators who would always get off at starting drama fights with other users. His favorite hobby was laughing at other autists as they make an ass out of themselves (which seeing as this was back in 2007 meant, pretty much everybody.)
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During this time his most well known drama incidents was his slap fight against classic autist [[Spax3]], and his personal war against the existence of [[Juggalos]]. In short, it was the beginning of a long and gayass legacy.
During this time his most well known drama incidents was his slap fight against classic autist [[Spax3]], and his personal war against the existence of [[Juggalos]]. In short, it was the beginning of a long and gayass legacy.


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== Act II: Internet Aristocrat ==
== Act II: Internet Aristocrat ==

Revision as of 15:42, 14 September 2018

   
“ 		 
I have gone completely autistic, I can't do this
  		„
  		 

—Jim before every video

The icon of the Internet's biggest shitlord

Asperger's Syndrome. Autism never changes. The Internet brings out the gayest faggots within society under the guise of anonymity, allowing them to spread their legs and tout their retarded cocks. And yet every now and again, there's one faggot who comes out and highlights the autism of the internet, bringing lulz and drama wherever they breathe. Mister Metokur, is one such faggot.

Known online as Mister Metokur, Jim81Jim, the Internet Aristocrat, or just Jim, is a midget of many aliases who needs no introduction. He is known offline as James O'Shaughnessy or James Triston. For the few fags who don't know who he is he's basically an unfunny oldfag /pol/ack/METOKUR fanboy who has a fetish for Asian bimbos and making spergs shit themselves when he's not busy deleting drunk livestreams out of embarrassment.

Act I: Jim81Jim

Stage6

Before YouTube there was Stage6. A divx run website, where weebs and other losers uploaded shitty videos.

   
“ 		 
It was paradise lol. One of the best sites I've ever been a user on. God I miss that site. Everything YouTube has done over the last 3 years, the good parts, is a pale copy of what Stage 6 did long ago. They had no upload limits on time, 4 gig on size of a file, Full HD, profile pages with picture commenting, forums built right into the site, it was amazing.
  		„
  		 

—Jim

Here Jim spent his time putting out shitty animu videos.

Videos

Here are some video titles that Jimbo made

Profile

   
“ 		 
Ok, so I have decided to put a little more effort into the "about me" section of my profile. First off my name is James and contrary to what my profile lists as my age ( I was goofing around when I signed up and put down a bogus birthdate ) I am 26 years old. That is where I get my handle from Jim = James 81 = year of birth Jim = what the hell one more time and you get Jim81Jim. This is the same handle I use on every site so more than likely if you see a user with it somewhere else it is me. I am currently enrolled in college and am completing or hoping to complete a Bachelors Degree in education. I took time after high school to go directly into the work force and that is why I am only now doing college. However I am glad I had real world experience when it comes to a job because I have the distinct feeling my peers at school have no idea what is in store for them. But such is life I suppose, after all the saying is live and learn so if you haven't yet lived it you couldn't have learned it. So that about sums it up.



 

„
  		 

—Jim

-Location Minnesota
-Interests Anime. Video Games. Reading. Chess. MTG Card Game. J-Pop. Sci-Fi. History ( huge dork when it comes to that ).
-Favorite movies This question is so Cliche
-Favorite music J-Pop. K-Pop. Thai-Pop. ( Are you sensing a theme yet? ) Hip-Hop. Rap. Heavy Metal. Rock. Pretty much anything really.
-Favorite TV Mad Men. Breaking Bad. Adult Swim Sunday night line up. Daily Show. Colbert Report. X-Play. Attack of the Show. And a lot of others I can barely remember.
-Favorite books What are these "books" you speak of. What website can I download this software from???? Seriously though.... Halo Novels. The Wheel of Time series. Philosophy books ( I.E. Golden Sayings of Epictetus. Plato. Meditations of Marcus Aurelius. The Art of War by Sun Tzu ) I know some wouldn't consider Sun Tzu to be philosophy but I do. American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips which I though was an excellent piece about the future of the country in relation to our economic ties to energy sources such as oil. A lot of other books as well. If your curious just ask.
-Favorite games Halo 1 and 3. The Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Morrowind. Final Fantasy 7, 12, and Tactics. XenoGears. Brigandine. Resident Evil 4. Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess. Super Mario Galaxy. Metroid Prime 3. Castlevania Symphony of the Night. Wizards and Warriors ( NES ). A lot more too. Just ask if you want to know.
-Occupation College Student

FTFC

Jim made his own hugbox where nobody could say mean words. 

The F.T.F.C. stands up for the little guy. Recently some activity on Stage6 has inspired me to create this channel as a gathering place for all those who have been targeted, as a gathering place for those who want to stop this harassment, and as a gathering place for all those who want Stage6 to remain a place where users are free to create great content. Flaggers is a term which you will hear used a lot on this channel and so I want to clarify its meaning. A flagger is not a person who rates a video from a user with a thumbs down. Everyone is entitled to their own voice and exercising their own rights to be heard. But there are those who would abuse this right and try and work the system to strike out at those who create content for us, the users. They seek to suppress others out of jealousy for their abilities. For all of us here who have worked so hard to create something there is nothing more painful than watching it destroyed by a cowards actions. As you explore this channel you will come to understand just how harmful those actions have been and can be. But there is hope. If we decide to stand together and with one voice say, "No more" we can effect a change. We can ensure that those cowards are exposed for what they are and help to protect what makes this site so great in the first place, the users. Stand tall your with the F.T.F.C. now.

******************** Special Announcement ******************
I would like to welcome to the FTFC channel two new admin's. First there is the lovely and talented MidoriDory who looks forward to helping out with the channel and was one of the first members here. Secondly we have Born_On_A_Mountain who has helped to bring the channel to the attention of the AMV community. Thanks to both you guys ( Oops. Guy and Girl ) for saying yes and for helping out.

Sanctuary6

After Stage6 died, Jim started a shitty wiki board for all his friends on Stage6, by the name of Sanctuary6.

Profile

Home town: Forest lake
Birthday (month/day): October 9th
Current residence: Home
Occupation: College Student
My guilty pleasure(s): Really???? I am a guy. I think that is answer enough. LOL.
The best word to describe me is: Me
My hero(es): The guy who stood up to the tank in Tiananmen Square. That actually made me cry. Brave bastard. 
Words or phrases I overuse: Endoplasmic Reticulum
My superpower is: I can see leprechaun's
What else you should know about me: Lots
In the movie version of my life, I would be played by: Only my amazing self could ever hope to bring to life the story that is me. Why it only makes sense that I would play myself. Hazaa, I am an arrogant douche. LOL.
My childhood ambition/career goal: The combination of astronaut and police man. A policenaut. Sadly I have come to find out that this position has yet to exist. Fingers crossed though.
If I were a breakfast cereal, I would be: Off the shelfs due to complaints about the amount of alcohol contained within. 50 proof puffs aren't for kids. Silly Rabbit.
If I could tame and ride any animal, it would be a: Liger. Cause that way I get two for the price of one. Checkmate, Logic.
If I could live anywhere, it would be: Japan
My dream job(s): Writer
My dream vacation(s): Paris
Last movie I saw: CloverField 
Last book I read: Eternal Ice : Book 2 of the Ice Age Cycle
Last album I listened to: Sorry whats an album. LOL. Is that like the grandfather of an MP3 or something.
Last big splurge: Sega Saturn I bought at the mall today. Not a bad price for classic gaming cool.
Last vacation: St. Thomas, St. Martin, and other caribbean islands.
Website(s): Wow thats like asking a parent which kid they love the most.
Hobbies: Apparently filling out fucking forms. LOL
Food(s): Pizza
Gadget(s): Anything gaming related
Vacation spot(s): Anywhere warm
I like my eggs... Away from my plate. Yuck... : (
Game(s): All of them
Sport(s): Naked Female Wrestling... Thats a sport, right?
World leader(s): The ones I like are all dead. : (
TV show(s): Daily Show, Adult Swim lineup, Bunch of others.
Celebrities: God, I wish they were all dead. LOL. Next question.
Charities/Causes: The Jim81Jim charity. Please donate. 
Movies: Red Violin. Great movie.
Musician(s): Anyone not named Yanni
Song(s): Anything J-Pop or K-Pop
Dessert(s): All of them. Chocolate cake. 
Quote(s): None. You can quote me on that too if you like. : )
Cartoon character(s): ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends

  • AnimeQueenXD: An attention whore fat drama queen who was big into twilight.


YouTube

In the beginning when Youtube was young and not a commercialized jewfest like it is now, Jim was just one of many commentators who would always get off at starting drama fights with other users. His favorite hobby was laughing at other autists as they make an ass out of themselves (which seeing as this was back in 2007 meant, pretty much everybody.)

During this time his most well known drama incidents was his slap fight against classic autist Spax3, and his personal war against the existence of Juggalo. In short, it was the beginning of a long and gayass legacy.

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Jim's professional critique on Spax3's personal website
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Jim vs ICP (Part 1)
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Jim vs ICP (Part 2)

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Act II: Internet Aristocrat

Near the time for the end of the world, Jim shed off his old identity of Jim81Jim, and put on the metaphorical powdered wig of lulz as he created his new persona: The Internet Aristocrat. As Youtube started getting serious so did he, as Jim realized he needed to go bigger. Move away from trollbait retards and go for the grand prize: Social Justice. Searching high and low, he searched to find the hive of these dramamakers looking for the infinite source of lulz. And after years minutes of searching, he found the motherload of shit: tumblr.

Shows

Tumblrisms

With the discovery of Tumblr, Jim had hit the jackpot. He could only contain his erection for chaos for so long that he needed to stroke it fast and violently, letting out that jizzstream of lulz. So he created two shows to highlight the faggotry of otherkins, feminists, and the likes. Tumblrisms came to be that jizz, highlighting the many buzzwords of Tumblr such as Headmates, Cis-scum, and more.

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Otherkin

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The Hugbox Chronicles

After the first few episodes of Tumblrisms, Jim started making a name for himself, causing outrage with many Tumblr users. So in order to keep the outrage going, he started cateloguing hissyfits in The Hugbox Chronicles.

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My Little Molestation
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It call comes Tumbling Down

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GamerGate

As Jim continued with his hunt for lulz, he couldn't help but smell a yeasty vagina in the distance stemming from Kotaku. He started catching the whiff of the backstabbing whore Zoe Quim as she begins to fuck with Jim's guilty pleasure, video games. Angry at the multicolored feminist bimbo queefing on his sweet sweet vidya, he demanded satisfaction and begun a series of videos he used to destroy the reputation of Quinn, and all the San Francisco fags that took a whiff of that queef.

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What Jim failed to realize, is in his quest for revenge, he ended up creating a movement; a movement that would change autism forever. His inner /pol/ack made him feel heroic, that he was leading the charge against a corrupt society gone mad, and had to keep going with it.

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But eventually, his powertrip subsided, and he realized the consequences of his actions. In his powertrip for revenge he became the one thing he mocks the most: a faggot. In his shame, he burned his powdered wig, told everyone of his followers to do the right thing, and he disappeared forever...

Act III: Mister Metokur

Six months passed since Jim disavowed the movement he created, and while he was living the peaceful life, he started getting the itch again. His love for lulz was too great, and he began to go into withdrawal. He hungered for spergs, hungered for Tumblr dykes, and wanted that sweet sweet drama back. So, like Chris-chan rising up after his sex change, Jim returned to the world as Mister Metokur.

Shows

Dead Series

Returning to Youtube, Jim decided that he needed to expand, so he created three new shows in order to triple the amount of lulz. They were:

  • Hollowed Halls: A series set in leftist colleges.
  • Internet Insanity: A series where Jim just reads articles we write. (thieving bastard)
  • The /x/ Files: A series where Jim reads a horror story from /x/.
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Hallowed Halls
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Internet Insanity
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The /x/ Files

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Deviant's

Since all three of his shows didn't kick off, Jim needed to find a new source of lulz to exploit. He couldn't go back to Tumblr, and he didn't have the motivation to do Reddit, so where does any massive failure go from here? DeviantART, of course. Just from the news that he was going to do a show on Deviantart fetishes every autist on the interwebs immediately shat their diapers (Figuratively and literally) and immediately went on Protocol Zero.

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Pump Me Up Baby
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Get in My Belly
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That's One Hairy Baby

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The Pampers Pandemonium

Deviant's was a second coming for Jim. He was enjoying making the series and it brought with it an endless supply of asshurt and tears from sick fucks. However, the third episode on Furfag diaper lovers (we're just gonna pause here so you have a minute to let that sink in. Furry diaper lovers; Yes, we have now hit rock bottom - ) several diaperfags immediately broke into a blood boiling rage that they were being exposed for the sick fucks they are. In retaliation, they immediately attacked Jim in a mass false flagging campaign, erasing his video from existence, (Until Youtube realized the reports were false and brought the video back the next day.) After his video was restored, the zombie husk of the Youtube Commentary community rose from the ground to have one last go on Jim, but Jim being the shitlord he is immediately kicked them back into the dirt where they belong. One of the autist commentators who tried to take Jim down in his weakened state was the brony cuck himself: ForNoGoodReason.

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Brightsidebob

In this thankfully dead series, Jimbo, does his best to make fun of DarksydePhil, by just commentating over Phil's extremely bad gameplay, with even worse commentary. You are not Retsupurae, Jim, and you never will be. The videos are all hourlong tribes of autism, making them even more unbearable than DSP's as at least he knows how to edit. The only thing funny about it is when you realize how alike Jim and Phil really are.
Both live in the Midlands. Both have Asian girlfriends, where Phil jerked off himself on stream, Jim jerked off his mongoloid sexbot Jay3dfox (Jem Mee Lee). They are both awful at videogames. Both have a rabid retarded fanbase. Both are overweight. Both have insanely many channels. And neither can produce anything of value.

Usernames

  • SirJimbo
  • MidLifeJim
  • AlexAtAlexIsAlex
  • AlexIsAlex
  • KingAlexander69
  • JimJimThe81st
  • SteveJobsGhost
  • GamingInMinnesota
  • TheTerribleLPer
  • SuzyScales
  • RetardedCartoonHorse
  • GamesGoodMeBad
  • GhostingPuppets
  • InternetAutistocrat
  • Haberhass
  • Double Decade Gamer
  • TimeForSomeTism
  • TheDinnerDates
  • LizTaylorsGhost
  • Ghost of Jim81Jim
  • AIAlbert
  • Mij18Mij
  • 8844alexander
  • JustJim
  • MisterMetokur - His current channelLOL Banned BACK!!1
  • XenoJim
  • Jim81JimReturns
  • Wawawhopsie
  • TheInternetCriminal
  • James Semaj
  • h8g765ro0gjn8
  • FurryPandaemonium
  • NintendosAdvocate2
  • BullshitForums
  • BrightSideBob - His current secondary channel, for some reason
  • Dr. Murdoch
  • Billy The Anti-Bully
  • Hal


Still has a large amount of not-yet discovered accounts on Youtube and different websites. Mostly unknown because even he realizes how cringeworthy they are and will not mention them.

Gallery

  • Jim showing what happens to vore fetishists.

    Jim showing what happens to vore fetishists.

  • In order to avoid Jim's sightline, many furfags offer tributes to the shitlord.

    In order to avoid Jim's sightline, many furfags offer tributes to the shitlord.

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  • Fanart Jim commissioned for Deviant's Episode 2.

    Fanart Jim commissioned for Deviant's Episode 2.

See Also

  • Professor Kuhtoons - The younger, edgier, nigger version of Jim
  • Shoe0nHead - Fangirls about Jim everyday, wishing that she had his flabby dick

External Links


Mister Metokur is part of a series on

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Mister Metokur is part of a series on YouTube.

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Typical fan art

Mister Metokur
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#GamerGate Series

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GamerGate

Zoe Quinn
 

IGN

Destructoid

Mighty No. 9

Gone Home

Ian Miles Cheong

Phil Fish

m00t sells out

EviLORE

8chan

Wizardchan

Cracked

NeoGAF

Jimbo Wales

Ryulong

Ben Kuchera

Jonathan McIntosh

Randi Harper

Shanley Kane

Leigh Alexander

FemFreq

Sarah Butts

Laurelai

Brianna Wu

Chloe Sagal

Arthur Chu

Milo Yiannopoulos ✡

Peter Coffin

Tim Schafer

Kotaku

Sarkeesian Effect

Vivian James

Gawker

GG Faggots

*Nods Respectfully*

Moviebob

Tom Preston

DQ Sim

Cathedral of Misogyny

Law & Order

Kung Fu Guy


Other People and Sites That Got Involved:


People:
Anti-GG Faggots: Videogame "Journalists" ◈ Videogame Reviewers ◈ Cameron Baker ◈ Joss Whedon ◈ Egoraptor ◈ Chris Chan ◈ Ahuviya Harel/ADF-Fuensalida ◈ m00t ◈ A Man in Black ◈ Nick Denton ◈ Ellen Pao ◈ DarksydePhil ◈ Adam Sessler ◈ Jed Whitaker ◈ Alison Rapp ◈ Nolongersilenced ◈ Tony Sidaway ◈ Alex Wuori ◈ Andrew Hussie ◈ TransFrequency ◈ Wil Wheaton ◈ Asalieri ◈ Jerry Peet ◈ Angry Joe ◈ Maxofs2d ◈ Chris Kluwe ◈ Tauriq Moosa ◈ Todd in the Shadows ◈ Maddox ◈ Faggot Who Started OWS ◈ Sceptre‎ ◈ NorthBySouthBaranof ◈ Ironholds ◈ George R.R Martin ◈ Stephen Colbert ◈ Jim Sterling ◈ ValisHD ◈ Nerdcubed ◈ Joshua Idehen ◈ Vordrak ◈ Rian Johnson◈ Julia Alexander


Pro-GG Faggots: Adam Baldwin ◈ Anne Rice ◈ William Shatner ◈ Hideki Kamiya ◈ Boogie2988 ◈ JonTron ◈ Derek Smart ◈ MrRepzion ◈ Suey Park‎ ◈ Richard Dawkins ◈ Richard Stallman ◈ Filthy Frank ◈ Shoe0nHead ◈ TotalBiscuit ◈ Theamazingatheist ◈ Thunderf00t ◈ Julian Assange ◈ Weev ◈ Icze4r ◈ Roosh V ◈ Gabe and Tycho ◈ TheRalphRetort ◈ ParkourDude91 ◈ The Wannabe Dickriders ◈ JewWario ◈ LordKat ◈ Cowkitty ◈ Craig Brittain ◈ Sir Wulfington ◈ Sargon of Akkad ◈ Lane Davis (Seattle4Truth) ◈ Carly Fiorina ◈ AlisonPrime ◈ Zoe Askalon ◈ DJBPlaythroughs ◈ Mister Metokur ◈ Armored Skeptic ◈ MundaneMatt.


Sites: Reddit ◈ Voat ◈ RationalWiki ◈ SJWiki ◈ 76chan ◈ Twitter ◈ Wikipedia ◈ TGWTG ◈ BoingBoing ◈ VICE ◈ GOG ◈ TheMarySue ◈ Stormfront ◈ ScrewAttack ◈ The Escapist ◈ Buzzfeed ◈ Salon ◈ Patreon ◈ Jezebel ◈ Something Awful ◈ TV Tropes ◈ 4chan ◈ EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo ◈ Encyclopedia Dramatica ◈ We Hunted The Mammoth ◈ Mic ◈ Vox Media ◈ ResetERA.

Others: 2064: Read Only Memories ◈ Facade ◈ Fire Emblem ◈ FleetCOMM ◈ Dead or Alive ◈ Cards Against Humanity ◈ GNAA ◈ Bill Waggoner Crew ◈ MSNBC/CNN/BBC etc ◈ The Guardian ◈ Electronic Arts ◈ Intel ◈ Adobe ◈ Google ◈ Shirtgate ◈ Million Dollar Extreme ◈ Hatred ◈ Postal 2 ◈ Baphomet ◈ Anonymous ◈ Gamers ◈ Everybody else on the internet and their dog.

Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna Wu ◈ Sarah Butts FFshrine chatlogs ◈ List of people defending Butts' pedophilia ◈ The DMCA Butts sent us ◈ Milo Yiannopoulos ✡ The feminist version ◈ Shanley Kane's butthurt rant ◈ The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015 ◈ Skype Con Leak ◈ Ralph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.



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