Inconsistent personality disorder

Inconsistent Personality Disorder (IPD) was formerly classified as hypocrite or asshole by the American Psychology Association. It has reached pandemic levels with nearly 94 percent of all English people and 100 percent of Americans suffering from the disease. It is considered an affective as well as a behavioral disorder.

The preferred treatment for IPD.

Statistics

• Nearly 99 percent of women and 91 percent of men suffer from IPD.
• IPD is a common side-effect of Christianity or the Politician virus.
• Almost all chubby assholes suffer from the disorder.

Effects

Those suffering from IPD experience dramatic mood swings and sudden social isolation. Their physical appearance becomes emaciated and pale. Social skills degrade quickly and sufferers soon find themselves alone and starving. Patients spend an increasing amount of time on the Internets and computers in general.

Treatments

Richard Nixon, former U.S. President and IPD sufferer

The most commonly prescribed and readily available treatment for IPD is to stfu(administered orally at high temperatures by a cup) or suicide.

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