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{{DISPLAYTITLE:GirlOnInternet}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style='font-family: Times New Roman; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: -1px;'>EDitor in Chief, GirlOnInternet</span>}}
: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''
: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''


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[[File:CuntDestroyer.png|thumb|GirlOnInternet's catch phrase.]]


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'''Articles I've Written/Contributed To'''
'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2015]] starting with the articles [[LeonX]], [[Netorare]], [[Revolutionary Girl Utena]], [[Netoraserare]] and [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].


*''[[Sarah Andersen]]'' &#9734;
== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==
*''[[Kesha]]'' &#9734;
 
*''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'' &#9734;
'''GirlDoingCrime'''
*''[[Jessica Leeds]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Bernie Goetz]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Colby James]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[The Central Park Five]]''' &#9734;
*''[[LeonX]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Marcellus Williams]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Cyntoia Brown]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Micah Dawson]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Nasim Aghdam]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Netoraserare]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Unrapeable]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Netorare]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Sean Windingland]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' &#9734;
*'''[[Belen Aldecosea]]''' &#9734;
*''[[Learn the difference]]'' &#9734;
*[[Linda Carty]]
*''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'' &#9734;
*[[George Stinney]]
*''[[BLMKidnapping]]'' &#9734;
*[[Leo Frank]]
*''[[GoldenShowerGate]]'' &#9734;
*[[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
*''[[Bill Cosby]]'' &#9734;
*''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'' &#9734;
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Hussein Khavari]]
*[[Nicholas Giampa]]
*[[Lakeith Smith]]
*[[Getting away with it]]
 
'''GirlOnTrump'''
*'''[[Doomsday Clock]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Valerie Plame]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[The Krassenstein Brothers]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Keith Olbermann]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[James Alex Fields]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[DisruptJ20]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Seth Rich]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Jussie Smollett]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Jessica Leeds]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[BLMKidnapping]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Steele Dossier]]''' &#9734;
*[[Stormy Daniels]]
*[[ImposterBuster]]
*[[Scott Allen Meek Stephens]]
 
'''GirlOnPolitics'''
*'''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Joe Kennedy]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Maxine Waters]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Dianne Feinstein]]''' &#9734;
*[[Madeleine Albright]]
*‎[[Cory Booker]]
*[[Jeff Flake]]
 
'''GirlAtLaw'''
*'''[[Roe v. Wade]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Title IX]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Anthony Kennedy]]''' &#9734;
*[[Brett Kavanaugh]]
*[[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]
*[[Clarence Thomas]]
*[[Sweet Cakes]]
 
'''GirlOnImmigration'''
*'''[[Maria Meza]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Jakelin Caal ]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[DACA]]''' &#9734;
*[[No Human Being is Illegal]]
*[[Sanctuary Cities]]
*[[Diversity Russian Roulette]]
*[[14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"]]
 
'''GirlOnCamel'''
*‎[[White Helmets]]
*[[Al Jazeera]]
*[[Bana Alabed]]
*[[Rayyan Sokkarie]]
*[[Kwalah Noman]]
 
'''GirlOnGirl'''
*'''[[Femen]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[ThotAudit]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Kesha]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Jee Jing]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Unrapeable]]''' &#9734;
*[[Ashley Lynch]]
*[[Margaret Pless]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Katherine Cross]]
*[[The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[The Cosby Effect]]
*[[August Ames]]
*[[Nancybratt]]
*[[Bony Pink]]
*[[Maggie Lindemann]]
*[[HopeStillFlies]]
*[[Andi Dier]]
*[[Shannon Watts]]
*[[Kevin Burke]]
*[[Peter Daou]]
*[[Jamel Myles]]
 
'''GirlOnShortbus'''
*'''[[Husker the Wolf]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Micah Dawson]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Colby James]]''' &#9734;
*[[KodyBoy555]]
 
'''GirlWatchingAnime'''
*'''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[LeonX]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Netorare]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Netoraserare]]''' &#9734;
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Shanadrac]]
*[[Otako Studio]]
*[[Figure Collecting]]
*[[The Great Escape]]
*[[Uziga Waita]]
'''GirlOnGaming'''
*'''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[The Outer Worlds]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Phantasy Star II]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Todd Rogers]]''' &#9734;
*[[Phantasy Star]]
*[[Phantasy Star III]]
*[[Phantasy Star IV]]
*[[Phantasy Star Online]]
*[[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]
*[[Starfield]]
*[[Far Cry 5]]
*[[Linkle]]
*[[Billy Mitchell]]
*[[Nintendo Labo]]
*[[Shin Megami Tensei]]
*[[Wizardry]]
*[[PC-98]]
'''GirlOnSports'''
*'''[[Chyna]]''' &#9734;
*[[Kamala Harris]]
*[[‎Michael Bennett]]
'''GirlInJungle'''
*[[Supreme|{{supreme}}]] &#9734;
*'''[[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Bill Cosby]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Korryn Gaines]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Bait Truck]]''' &#9734;
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[Golliwogg]]
*[[KodyBoy555]]
*[[Yasuke]]
*[[Piedmont Park Hanging]]
 
'''GirlBeingRandom'''
*'''[[Ouija Board]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Fight the New Drug]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Papa John's]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Sarah Andersen]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Learn the difference]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Clarissa]]''' &#9734;
*'''[[Tiana Dalichov]]''' &#9734;
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}
*[[Elaine Herzberg]]
*[[Boycott]]
*[[Selena Lechuga]]
*[[George Takei]]
*[[Myanmar]]
*[[Andrew Oswalt]]
*[[David Duke]]


 
== Drafts (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].) ==
'''Drafts''' (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].)
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Cosby Effect]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Great Escape]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Linkle]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Uziga Waita]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Nancybratt]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Bony Pink]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Bana Alabed]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Peter Daou]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Ashley Lynch]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Margaret Pless]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Katherine Cross]]


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== Satisfied Customers ==
== Satisfied Customers ==


[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|[[User:GirlOnInternet/Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]
[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|[[Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]


{{quote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.|100% satisfaction guaranteed!}}
{{quote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.|100% satisfaction guaranteed!}}
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== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==
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Latest revision as of 09:15, 29 July 2024

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet
GirlOnInternet's catch phrase.


GirlOnInternet[citation needed] is a 30-something advanced AI construct that has been editing Encyclopædia Dramatica since late 2015 starting with the articles LeonX, Netorare, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Netoraserare and Fallout: Shadow of Boston. It is purely (((coincidental))) that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be GOI.

The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet

GirlDoingCrime

GirlOnTrump

GirlOnPolitics

GirlAtLaw

GirlOnImmigration

GirlOnCamel

GirlOnGirl

GirlOnShortbus

GirlWatchingAnime

GirlOnGaming

GirlOnSports

GirlInJungle

GirlBeingRandom

Drafts (These might actually be completed some day.)

GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Satisfied Customers

Victim of GirlOnInternet


   
“ 		 
Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.
  		„
  		 

—100% satisfaction guaranteed!


   
“ 		 
Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck
  		„
  		 

—Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services

   
“ 		 
Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?
  		„
  		 

—Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article

   
“ 		 
You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??
  		„
  		 

—GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article

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How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald

   
“ 		 
Jews murdered Jesus.
  		„
  		 

—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

See Also



GirlOnInternet
is part of a series on
ED Government

Executive Command Founder Joseph Evers • Lulz Incarnate Ae-tan • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare
Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep • Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader
Judicial Branch Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court
Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense "Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat
Founding Documents ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • ED:OATH



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